Senshuraku Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) I
think the Sumo Association squeezed as much out of this basho as they could have
hoped for. If you go back to the early days of the tournament, you had two
kadoban Ozeki with two losses each by the end of Day 3, and then the new Ozeki
on the block was simply lackluster. Mitakeumi did end the tournament with
double-digit wins, but you could just see from his sumo that there was nothing
to get excited about. The final days of the basho did contain some drama, but
the excitement was not set up by sound sumo, and so we saw little to no sound
sumo on senshuraku as a result.
Sound sumo (or sumo naiyou as they say in Japanese) is not the MO these
days for the Association, so they will take the full arena over the weekend and
any bump in viewership they may have gotten (still waiting to see if they'll
post the numbers), but the underlying problems that exist at sumo's core were
not bettered by this tournament.
At the start of the day, the yusho race had been whittled down to three rikishi
as follows:
12-2: Wakatakakage, Takayasu
11-3: Kotonowaka
Once again, with the lone Yokozuna missing, that leaderboard sans any Ozeki is
glaring, especially with the lower tier dropping to three losses, and that has
to be a sore spot for the elders. But...they'll deal with it in an effort to
keep the sport going, and so we'll deal with it as well in the comments.
First up on that list was M6 Kotonowaka, who had the toughest draw of the
leaders as he was paired against Komusubi Hoshoryu. Not only is Hoshoryu head
and shoulders above anyone on the leaderboard, but he also entered the day at
7-7 in his sanyaku debut basho. There was little to no motivation for Hoshoryu
to sell, which Kotonowaka found out the hard way. Kotonowaka kept his hands low
and tight at the tachi-ai as if fishing for moro-zashi, but if you haven't
practiced that move the first 14 days, it ain't gonna work against a Mongolian,
and that was the case here as Hoshoryu easily got his right arm inside to send
the bout to migi-yotsu.
Kotonowaka's
length enabled him to grab a left outer grip, but Hoshoryu was already burrowed
in deep enough. The Komusubi put his right thigh to the inside of Kotonowaka's
left leg and went for a quick inside throw that moved Kotonowaka over a step
laterally, and before Baby Waka could get settled with his footwork, Hoshoryu
tested the maki-kae waters with his left while simultaneously setting up a
dashi-nage with the right, and Hoshoryu read the situation from his opponent and
decided that the inside dashi-nage throw would be best. The execution was swift
and decisive and Kotonowaka went into that roll that the rikishi practice every
morning as part of butsukari-geiko. Hoshoryu's win knocked Kotonowaka off of the
leaderboard for good at 11-4, and the win also earns the Komusubi kachi-koshi in
his sanyaku debut. Hoshoryu was beat straight up by just three rikishi this
basho, and then he gave up three intentional losses on Days 8, 9, and 10 to
Mitakeumi, Shodai, and Takayasu respectively.
We used to call Wakanosato the Barometer of the jo'i, but if you step back and
look at Hoshoryu's tournament, it really puts this whole false banzuke concept
into perspective. It was good to see him come away with at least kachi-koshi,
and no, Kotonowaka could not beat the Barometer and so he isn't qualified to
yusho.
With Kotonowaka out of the way, that brings us to M7 Takayasu who was paired
against Suckiwake Abi, and Abi caught Takayasu with two hands to the throat
knocking Takayasu completely upright and destabilizing his footwork. Takayasu
tried to
recover
by moving right, but Abi caught him with a nice tsuki at the back of his left
shoulder turning Takayasu around 180 degrees, and from there is was an easy
okuri-taoshi in favor of Abi. Not much to break down here other than Takayasu
got his ass kicked...by Abi. Like the previous bout covered, Abi was 7-7 coming
in and had very little incentive to be bought off, and so this one was straight
up and extremely lopsided. It just really puts into perspective how weak
Takayasu and the three Ozeki really are. When they are attacked like this, they
can do nothing. The result gave Abi kachi-koshi at 8-7 while Takayasu at 12-2
could only hope for a fixed bout in the Shodai - Wakatakakage affair at the end
of the day.
Before we go there, I suppose we should comment on the Mitakeumi - Takakeisho
bout that followed next. Mitakeumi henka'd weekly to his left at the tachi-ai,
and Takakeisho just ran forward and down plopping to the dirt in about a second.
Just great. You get a higher number of fans tuning in, and this is the type of
sumo you get from two so-called Ozeki? It's a disgrace, and the Association
should be ashamed of itself for soiling itself like this. Mitakeumi moves to
11-4 with the horrible win while Takakeisho rests easy at 8-7.
And
that brings us to the final bout of the day, Sekiwake Wakatakakage vs. Shodai. A
win by WTK would of course secure his first ever yusho with a 13-2 record.
Wakatakakage won the tachi-ai here shoving Shodai upright and forcing him to
move to the other side of the dohyo where WTK got the right arm inside and left
outer grip, but instead of just riding that initial momentum, he hunkered down a
second or two in the center of the ring presumably waiting for Shodai to make
some sort of a move, but Shodai didn't even have a pot to piss in, and so
Wakatakakage executed a dashi-nage with the outer left and retreated to the
other side of the dohyo dragging Shodai into his own body manufacturing the
yori-kiri win for Shodai.
What a laugher that was, and once again, they are making it look as if the Ozeki
are having a say in this thing when that couldn't be further from the truth.
After the bout the NHK Announcer loudly declared, "The Ozeki just displayed his
power!!" I was like...at what point of the bout?? He lost the tachi-ai, he was
easily knocked upright, and then he had no room to maneuver with WTK owning the
left outer grip. At the edge, when Wakatakakage was dragging the Ozeki into his
own body, Shodai had this meager right inside belt grip on one fold of the bout,
and there was no horsepower whatsoever on display. Mainoumi suggested that
Wakatakakage went for that curious throw because he was involved in a bout with
the yusho on the line and got nervous. Uh no. That bout was thrown in favor of
the Ozeki to help the Ozeki save face.
As part
of the broadcast, they had cameras at the watch parties for both Takayasu and
Wakatakakage in their hometowns, and the Wakatakakage fans were gathered in
front of the Fukushima Eki watching on the big screen. As they showed the
reaction of the WTK
party
watching the bout, they panned in close to Wakatakakage's father's face, and
after the bout was decided, he looked over at someone to his left, adjusted his
mask, folder his arms in disgust, and then glared back at the screen icily as if
to say, "You effin' kiddin' me?" The dude behind him also has that look in his
eyes that says, "What a bunch of shullbit." I'm pretty sure they knew it was
fixed. Contrast that to Takayasu's mother who let out a long scream slumped in
her chair as she looked to the heavens as if to say, "How could this be?" She
knew that one was real.
The end result was Shodai's being gifted 9-6 while Wakatakakage fell to 12-3
forcing a playoff with Takayasu.
In the
playoff bout, the nerves DID get to Wakatakakage causing him to henka to his
right, but Takayasu reacted well firing enough effective shoves WTK's way
keeping him away from the firm right inside position, and so Wakatakakage
continued moving right as Takayasu held on with a feeble left inside belt grip.
The pace of the bout continued its frenetic pace as Wakatakakage tested pulls
and also tried to get to the inside, but Takayasu's defensive posture and
defensive shoves were just too good. Finally, WTK gambled on a pull backing
himself up dangerously to the edge, and Takayasu caught him with a nice tsuki
causing the Sekiwake's knees to buckle, but he was just able to escape right and
pull Takayasu forward before grabbing the back of Takayasu's belt and slinging
him over and down for good. Was it exciting? Yes. Was it good sumo? No. It was
as unsound of a bout as you'd ever care to see.
I mean, you'd think that in a playoff for the yusho, both parties would have
been well versed coming into the thing, but it was a wild free for all
indicative of the poor sumo displayed throughout the basho. I'm sure I'm also
about the only one who noticed Wakatakakage's great counter skills at the edge
in this bout that were curiously lacking in his bout against Shodai a few
minutes before. What, were the nerves Mainoumi was talking about gone now
because everything was on the line here? On one hand, I like Kitanofuji
and Mainoumi as they are the best NHK has got, but on the other hand I hate
watching a broadcast and being lied to by them after nearly ever bout.
Regardless of that, Wakatakakage defeated Takayasu straight up here picking up
his first career yusho. I've read reports that it was the first yusho from a new
Sekiwake in 83 years, but other reports said 86 years, and I'm not bored enough
to try and figure out which is which. It's also the first time in 50 years that
a rikishi from Fukushima prefecture has taken the yusho, and part of me has to
wonder if Wakatakakage was allowed to do this because of the recent earthquake
in Fukushima as it adds a bit of sentimental storyline. Shodai's rise to the
Ozeki rank was following the Kumamoto earthquake a few years back, and my mind
can't help but go there.
Did Wakatakakage deserve this yusho? Not really. He was the best of the four
vying for it by far, but he bought too many bouts in week 1 for my liking.
Still, it could have been worse, and we've all recognized that WTK was a decent
up and comer from the last few years.
I never did see any viewership numbers from NHK as expected. I did see a
headline that said NHK cut the broadcast short at the end, and so the viewers
missed seeing Wakatakakage being presented as part of his gifts a year's worth
of beer, one ton of fruit, and enough chanko-nabe to feed 300 people.
Another headline revealed that the Association lost approximately $30 million
USD last year from general operations. We've never gotten the straight up number
there, and I'm guessing it was even worse than that.
Sumo's in a tough place. In order to win back the fans that weren't part of the
Takayasu watch party, you have to have championship caliber sumo on the dohyo,
and we're just not seeing it...nor will we ever see it from the Japanese
rikishi. The socio-economic factors in Japan have just changed, and you're never
going to see the hard-nosed rikishi again...the kids who enter sumo like
Oguruma-oyakata during junior high school.
Enjoy what's left of it while it lasts. See you all in May.
Day 14 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) An
underlying theme this basho that has gone unspoken is the inability of the Ozeki
to carry the yusho race. On a true banzuke, as soon as the lone Yokozuna
withdraws from the basho--especially on Day 5 as happened here in Osaka, the
Ozeki have to step up and take command of the yusho race. It doesn't mean that
an Ozeki has to take the yusho in the absence of a Yokozuna, but they have to be
major players and obstacles to those who do end up winning the tournament.
This basho the Ozeki have been non-factors from the beginning. Who can forget
Shodai's terrible 0-4 start, and Takakeisho wasn't much better sputtering out of
the gate at 1-2. Mitakeumi was buying wins early and stood at 8-2 after 10 days,
but he was always on the third tier of the leaderboard. The elders in the Sumo
Association know that they've put together a false banzuke and have maintained
one for years now, and while the media never talk about such things, it's been
obvious here in Osaka that the Ozeki have been non-factors.
I mean, if you're fighting among the jo'i ranks (M3 and above) and the Yokozuna
is gone, who are you most afraid of? Tamawashi, Ichinojo, Hoshoryu, and Daieisho
in that order. Nobody is afraid to fight the Ozeki because they win soft and get
thrashed in defeat. Rikishi are more than willing to sell bouts to the Ozeki,
but nobody is afraid to fight them.
This circumstance is obvious to people in the know, and I think some of the
yaocho we've seen late in the basho here in favor of the Ozeki is an attempt to
make is appear as if they are major roadblocks when nothing could be further
from the truth. That theme was manifest yesterday in the Mitakeumi -
Wakatakakage bout, and it reared it's ugly head again today, so let's start with
the final three bouts on the day.
Up
first was M7 Takayasu paired against Shodai, and the two hooked up in migi-yotsu
from the tachi-ai with Takayasu maintaining a left outer grip. Shodai pressed
Takayasu back the first half second, but the M7 used a right scoop motion to
lift Shodai upright before forcing him the other direction leading with the left
outer grip. Near the edge, however, Takayasu just paused and waited for the
natural reaction from Shodai, which was a right scoop throw. When it came,
Takayasu didn't bother pulling the trigger on a left outer grip, and so he was
thrown over and down easy as you please. The whole thing took about three
seconds, and this bout reminded me of my thoughts after the Mitakeumi -
Wakatakakage nonsense yesterday: when has Shodai displayed sumo like this
the entire basho? The answer is easy. Never.
I don't know exactly what conversations took place in the back halls of the
venue, but Takayasu was mukiryoku the last half of the bout giving Shodai
kachi-koshi at 8-6. Some would say why would Takayasu give up a loss like that
when the basho was his for the taking? The answer is that it wasn't his
decision. I don't know the exact reason, but it's the same reason why
Wakatakakage let Mitakeumi beat him handily yesterday. My opinion is that the
Sumo Association is trying to makeup for the inferior performances of these
Ozeki the entire basho. With the loss, Takayasu dropped to 12-2 and needed to
wait for the outcome of the Wakatakakage - Takakeisho matchup.
Before
we go there, we had M6 Kotonowaka taking on Mitakeumi, and from the tachi-ai,
Kotonowaka struck while shading right, and before Mitakeumi could adjust,
Kotonowaka gained moro-zashi and forced Mitakeumi back and across faster than
Shodai defeated Takayasu. Once again, an Ozeki is embarrassed on the big stage,
and as bad and as fake as Kotonowaka's sumo has been this basho, he completely
outclassed Mitakeumi. Both of these dues were sitting on three losses coming in,
so the result is Kotonowaka's keeping his yusho hopes alive at 11-3 while
Mitakeumi was officially eliminated from contention at 10-4.
The final bout of the day featured Sekiwake Wakatakakage paired against
Takakeisho, and as we've seen all basho, Wakatakakage's tachi-ai was weak, and
Takakeisho was able to knock him back to the edge in the blink of an eye. The
problem for the faux-zeki is that he didn't send Wakatakakage back that far in
the ring with a controlled
oshi
attack. Wakatakakage was passive at the tachi-ai, and Takakeisho rammed into him
nicely, but like Wakatakakage's bout against Kotonowaka where he lost the
tachi-ai in similar fashion, WTK knew where he was the entire time, and he
hunkered down ready to counter at the edge. Takakeisho could see this, and he
also knew that he didn't force Wakatakakage back methodically, and so the
faux-zeki panicked and went into immediate pull mode, and the result was
Wakatakakage's assuming moro-zashi and driving Takakeisho back to the other end
of the dohyo and across.
Due to the tachi-ai, this one wasn't lopsided start to finish for Wakatakakage,
but he was in complete control after that initial clash. The win moves him to
12-2 where he is tied again with Takayasu for the lead while Takakeisho falls to
a hapless 8-6. The bad news for the Association is that all of the Ozeki have
been erased from the leaderboard, but the good news is there's enough interest
in the three finalists that people will tune in for senshuraku.
This is how the leaderboard shapes up at the end of the day:
12-2: Wakatakakage, Takayasu
11-3: Kotonowaka
In chronological order, Kotonowaka will fight Hoshoryu first, and it goes
without saying that Hoshoryu is the favorite in a straight up bout. In fact, at
this juncture there is no way that Kotonowaka can defeat Hoshoryu if the latter
is trying to win. Kotonowaka leaves himself too exposed at the tachi-ai, and the
Mongolians can get to the inside of him at will and trip him up or throw him
over. I'm not going to bother predicting this one. Just know that if Hoshoryu
loses, the bout was fixed.
Takayasu draws Abi, and that is a dangerous matchup for the M7 in a straight up
bout. Abi is also 7-7 heading into senshuraku, so it will be harder to buy him
off. In a straight up bout, I'd say Abi is the 75-25 favorite, and I think he'll
win this one (once again, assuming straight up sumo).
That leaves us with Wakatakakage who is paired against Shodai. While not as
absolute as the Kotonowaka - Hoshoryu odds, Wakatakakage will win this one 90-10
in a straight up affair.
Assuming the three bouts that matter are all fought straight up, Wakatakakage is
the heavy favorite to take the yusho. Even if he is tied with Takayasu at the
end of the day, just recall how easily he defeated Takayasu on Day 11. There is
no way to predict, however, what will be arranged and what will be straight up,
so as is usually the case, the drama at the finish line comes down to will they
or won't they.
Before we end, I would be remiss if I didn't comment on Kisenosato's senseless
commentary the entire day. The dude has serious diarrhea of the mouth, and he
figures the more words he can get in over the two hours the more authoritative
he sounds. What he doesn't realize is just how much of a jackass he is in the
booth with senseless commentary and spin that benefits no one.
The lowlight for me was his analysis after the M16 Kohtokuzan - M12 Chiyotairyu
matchup. Chiyotairyu connected on a right hari-te and then blew the rookie off
of the starting lines with his signature tsuppari attack that had Kohtokuzan
backed up to the edge in about one second flat. Instead of finishing off his
bidness in short order, Chiyotairyu suddenly halted his attack and put both
hands at the back of Kohtokuzan's head as if to pull. Kohtokuzan was not ready
to take advantage, but no matter, Chiyotairyu just backed up and out the side of
the dohyo, and at the point where the rookie connected on his first tsuppari to
the torso of Tairyu, the veteran had already stepped across the straw.
Kisenosato's explanation for this was that Chiyotairyu didn't do enough keiko
prior to the basho.
What? How does Kisenosato know how much keiko Chiyotairyu did before the
basho? Furthermore, what about the wins for Chiyotairyu where he did
finish off his linear tsuppari attack? Why didn't his so-called lack of keiko
affect him in those bouts? It's just nonsensical gibberish that is never backed
up by factual sumo exhibited in the ring. Unsurprisingly, not a single comment
was made about the content of Kohtokuzan's sumo and how he beat Chiyotairyu
because he didn't. This was all Chiyotairyu dictating things start to finish and
getting paid handsomely to throw a bout. Whenever you hear the excuse for a loss
of "he didn't do enough keiko," you know the bout was fixed. Where is it
published how much keiko each rikishi did before the basho and what is an
acceptable level? It's just abstract shullbit.
Okay, enough of that. Kohtokuzan buys his way to 7-7 and hopes that Shimanoumi
agrees to will and dill (as we say in Utah) tomorrow. Chiyotairyu falls to a
harmless 6-8 in defeat. Damn keiko.
Day 13 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Historically,
Day 13 has been my favorite day of the basho. I called it moving day in the past
meaning this was the day when the pretenders were sifted out from among the
contenders in the yusho race, and it's also the day when they schedule the final
bouts in the lower ranks when you have two undefeated guys at 6-0 facing off for
the yusho. That was the case today in the Makushita and Sandanme Divisions, and
so they showed both of those bouts and then interviewed the winners afterwards.
Both
bouts were extremely well fought, and it's very rare to see the kind of tenacity
and sumo basics in the Makuuchi division that were demonstrated in these two
playoff type bouts, and I was very impressed with both winners. A dude from
Kazakhstan named Kinbohzan won the Makushita yusho, and I think Kinbohzan in
Kazakh means "freakin' beast." I snapped a pic of his interview, and this dude
has all of the tools not to mention a bruising sumo body. It's one of those
bodies that's got more muscle than fat even though he's not very toned. Doesn't
matter. It will be interesting to see what becomes of this guy. Fighting from
the Kise-beya, he has a chance to rise quickly through the Makuuchi ranks.
The Sandanme winner was a guy named Kanzaki, and he was given Sandanme
tsuki-dashi debut status meaning he was decorated enough in his amateur career
that it would have been a waste of everyone's time to start him from Jonokuchi.
It looks like it was waste of everyone's time in Sandanme as well. The final was
not close, and this guy reminds me a lot of Baruto. He's not quite as tall as
Baruto, but he's got an oshi element to his sumo that Baruto never had.
In watching both of these bouts, it made me remember how much I loved watching
the lower ranks. I realize now it was because there is no heavy politics in
these divisions...at least I don't think there is. I'm pretty sure bouts among
the Makushita Jo'i are orchestrated here and there, but the two playoff caliber
bouts today were not. It was pure sumo and really enjoyable to watch.
I almost hate transitioning to the crap of the Makuuchi division, but if we
must. The marquee bout of the day coming in was obviously the Mitakeumi -
Sekiwake Wakatakakage matchup, and this bout had some politics behind it already
coming into the day. Both dudes are products of the Toyo University's sumo team,
and so Mitakeumi is technically Wakatakakage's senpai. That probably has
something to do with their head-to-head record which stood at 6-2 in favor of
Mitakeumi coming into the bout.
From
the tachi-ai, Wakatakakage got his left arm to the front of Mitakeumi's belt
with his right hand groping the right outer grip although he refused to take it.
As for Mitakeumi, he took what was given getting the left arm inside, and the
bout immediately went to the edge with Mitakeumi moving forward. The flow of
this bout was all Wakatakakage backing up, however, and not Mitakeumi forcing
him back. At the edge, Mitakeumi didn't have Wakatakakage pinned in tight, and
the Sekiwake could have easily moved right and countered with a tsuki-otoshi
into Mitakeumi's left side, but he opted for that very effective move and
raising your right leg off of the dohyo and putting it in between the legs of
your opponent. I mean, we're talking about a sport where balance is key and so
it makes no sense whatsoever to lift one leg well off of the dohyo floor and
just dangle it there, but that's what Wakatakakage did allowing Mitakeumi to
easily nudge him back and across for the quick win.
I haven't decided what the bigger tell is in a fixed bout: 1) The loser putting
his palms to the dirt with no other part of the body touching, or 2) The loser
lifting a leg off of the dohyo and standing there on one foot.
If you watch the replays, you notice that Wakatakakage lets his leg hang there a
bit before being forced out. That tells you that very little force was coming
from Mitakeumi otherwise the instant that right foot was lifted off of the
ground, WTK would have been forced down to the arena floor with some oomph. The
start of this bout mirrored Wakatakakage's bout with Kotonowaka yesterday. In
that bout, WTK dug in and turned the tables. Today he just kept himself upright,
refused a right outer grip, and then did that stupid leg maneuver all in an
effort to throw the bout. WTK was in full command start to finish here, and he
threw this one in favor of Mitakeumi.
I obviously don't know what the reasoning was behind the decision to go yaocho,
but I'd choose D to the following test question:
Wakatakakage threw his Day 13 bout against Mitakeumi because...
A. He was deferring to his senpai from Toyo University
B. It does not look good for all three Japanese Ozeki to have zero say in the
yusho race with Terunofuji gone
C. He was offered too much money to refuse
D. All of the above
I would also answer A to the following test question:
Over the first 12 days, which rikishi did Mitakeumi blow off of the starting
lines and yori-kiri with sound sumo in under three seconds?
A. Nobody
I noticed in Kitanofuji's daily column he said, "I was mistaken in my judgment
by saying without hesitation that this is Wakatakakage's basho to lose instead
of saying I think Wakatakakage will win."
What Kitanofuji is saying there is the same thing that I was thinking: we did
not see this yaocho coming. But come it did, and so the end result is
Wakatakakage's falling to 11-2 and the mighty Mitakeumi (10-3) being the cause
of it. I suppose everyone wins here in some form or another.
Let's move to the next bout that featured M7 Takayasu vs. Takakeisho. Takakeisho
gave the M7 his best shot from the tachi-ai moving forward looking to tsuppari,
but his thrusts were quite ineffective. He did force Takayasu back a step, but
Takayasu
was
able to halt the charge with a left kachi-age up high. Takakeisho continued for
a few more seconds with a haphazard thrust attack while Takayasu continued to
stand his ground with defensive shoves and kachi-age. As soon as Takakeisho went
into panic mode and started swiping down and firing roundhouses from the side,
you knew he was frustrated, so from that point Takayasu began looking for the
belt. The two continued to dance wildly around the ring practicing social
distancing at times, and through it all you could see Takakeisho getting gassed
while Takayasu had his full wits about him. In the end, Takakeisho all but
collapsed into Takayasu's arms getting the left arm inside, and that was
Takayasu's cue to grab the right outer grip and easily dump Takakeisho over and
down. Normally, I'd say a nage-no-uchi-ai should have formed here, but
Takakeisho didn't have the strength or stamina to go any further. Straight up
bout here with Takayasu staying patient throughout and moving into sole
possession of the lead at 12-1 while Takakeisho falls to a harmless 8-5.
Before we move on, you would like to see a guy in the lead for the yusho take
charge from the tachi-ai and really lay the wood to his opponent, but this bout
fit the mold of Takayasu's sumo we've seen all basho: long and passive. In this
case, his opponent didn't have the ability to outlast him or out duel him.
In
the final bout of the day which sorta had yusho implications, M6 Kotonowaka was
paired against Shodai, and the tachi-ai from both parties was bad as they both
moved a bit right and essentially just traded places in the dohyo. From that
point, Kotonowaka unleashed a tsuppari attack focused squarely into Shodai's
throat, and the faux-zeki attempted to swipe those arms away, but he couldn't
Before you knew it, Shodai was pushed back to the edge and with Kotonowaka in
full control, he grabbed a right outer grip, kept his gal in snug with a left
inner, and then forced Shodai back and across that final step. With the easy
win, Kotonowaka keeps himself on the leaderboard at 10-3, but the only reason
they're going down to three losses is to keep Mitakeumi's name on there. As for
Shodai, he isn't quite out of the kadoban woods yet in falling to 7-6, and the
dude is still at the mercy of his final two opponents.
With the dust settled, the leaderboard heading into Day 14 is as follows:
Tomorrow, Takayasu draws Shodai, and I'd say that bout is 60-40 in favor of
Takayasu. Shodai matches up well yotsu-wise with Takayasu, but Shodai has been
the more hapless of the two this basho. What gives Shodai fans hope is that the
dude is kadoban, and he'll fall from the rank if he loses his last two. There
will be heavy negotiating going on from Shodai's camp at some point over the
weekend.
As for Wakatakakage, he's paired against Takakeisho, and just like all of his
bouts against the Ozeki, WTK is the heavy favorite. You could just see everyone
saying WTK, WTK before Day 13 because they weren't expecting yaocho. We got it
in favor of Mitakeumi and that has settled everyone down again including myself.
As for the three-loss rikishi, they are paired together and Kotonowaka is the
favorite there in a straight up bout. It wouldn't surprise me one bit to see him
defer to Mitakeumi just to help the Ozeki save a bit of face, but that's why
we'll be watching.
In other bouts of interest from the day, Suckiwake Abi came in high at the
tachi-ai exposing his insides to M4 Endoh...a dude who lusts for the frontal
belt grip, but Endoh conveniently forgot about it today. Abi's thrusts were
quite ineffective as Endoh stood his ground, and so Abi put his hands in pull
position and began to execute it. At that point, Endoh could have played the
reverse momentum from Abi and scored the easy push out win, but instead he
grabbed a hold of Abi's extended right arm, and just backed the action up to the
other side of the dohyo. Abi finally caught up and was able to push a willing
Endoh across to pick up the cheap win. Both rikishi end the day at 7-6, and this
was compromised in favor of Abi.
The bout before that one featured M2 Ichinojo vs. Komusubi Hoshoryu, and we were
treated to a rare straight-up contest between two Mongolians. Ichinojo came with
a hari-zashi tachi-ai slapping with the left and getting the right arm inside,
and he simply smothered his way into a left outer grip on the other side and
began a quick force-out charge. Hoshoryu looked to dig in and possibly maki-kae
with the left, but Ichinojo was bearing down so fast, he could barely think of a
movement left to set up a tsuki-otoshi before Ichinojo crushed him back and down
across the straw abise-taoshi style. We all enjoy watching Hoshoryu work his
craft, but you can see just how good Ichinojo was in this one as he moves to 9-4
while Hoshoryu falls to 6-7. For those of you who are new to sumo in the last
ten years or so, Ichinojo is what Ozeki used to look like, and it's a shame that
we can't see him do this kind of sumo every day.
Finally, I always like to keep tabs on the rookies, and M16 Kohtokuzan has been
unexciting this basho. Today he was paired against M11 Terutsuyoshi, and
Terutsuyoshi ducked way low at the tachi-ai throwing a wrench into things early.
The move caused Kohtokuzan to go into pull mode, and Terutsuyoshi took full
advantage pushing him back to the straw, but the rookie stood his ground well
there fighting back with more tsuppari, but he just couldn't help going back to
the pull and Terutsuyoshi was eventually able to time an oshi charge and knock
his opponent across. Kohtokuzan falls to a dangerous 6-7 in defeat while
Terutsuyoshi moves to 7-6.
As is usually the case, we will tune back in tomorrow...not see good sumo but to
see how the drama unfolds. See you then.
Day 12 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) News
of a North Korean missile launch near Japanese waters dominated the afternoon
news cycle for obvious reasons, so by time the NHK general channel began the
sumos, we were already nine contests into the Makuuchi bouts. As a result, there
was nothing to riff on or spin from the get-go, but judging from the articles in
the funny papers, everyone agrees that Wakatakakage has taken control of the
basho. It's pretty simple really. You take the four leaders and then choose the
best guy if you think he can't be bought off, and judging by WTK's dominant win
over Takayasu yesterday, the dude's gonna try and win this thing.
Since I've been extremely lazy this week, let's just touch on all of the bouts
today meaning we start with M15 Akua who welcomed Azuma up from the J2 rank by
putting his hands forward in a protective stance as if to say, "just do me now."
And Azumaryu did tugging at Akua's arm while moving left and before Azumaryu
could really connect on a cheap slap at the shoulder, Akua just twisted himself
forward and down. Easy yaocho call here as Akua falls to 3-9 while Azumaryu is
the reverse at 9-3.
I'm not sure when M13 Chiyonokuni came back from the dead, but there he was
facing M12 Kotoeko, and Kuni caught Eko with some very effective shoves from the
tachi-ai, and he didn't let up until Kotoeko was driven back once, twice, three
times a lady. Chiyonokuni deserved the tsuki-dashi winning technique here as he
just kicked Kotoeko's ass right and proper. Kotoeko is denied kachi-koshi at 7-5
while Chiyonokuni will make a push to try and stay in the division at 5-7 (from
the M13 rank). He needs one more win.
M12 Chiyotairyu delivered a hari-te with the right hand at the tachi-ai against
M17 Kagayaki and then began shoving in Kagayaki's direction, but his thrusts
never really did connect strongly into Kagayaki's torso, and so near the edge,
Kagayaki easily moved left and scored on the simple tsuki-otoshi counter move
leaving both dudes at 5-7.
M11 Myogiryu kept his feet aligned at the tachi-ai leaving himself vulnerable
against M16 Kohtokuzan, but the rookie wasn't moving forward from the initial
charge, and so the two engaged in a half-hearted tsuppari affair before
Kohtokuzan went for an early pull. It was terribly executed, and the dude was so
vulnerable, but instead of just rushing the rookie back and across, Myogiryu
held up and kept him in the bout. I knew Myogiryu's intentions from the
tachi-ai, but it was really obvious after he failed to make Kohtokuzan pay for
that pull, so as the two resumed, the rookie went for another pull and Myogiryu
lightly put both palms to the dirt. I mean, the dude bent his knees and waist
the minimum distance required to touch down, and that's it. Once again,
Kohtokuzan had to buy a win here as he moves to 6-6. As for Myogiryu, he falls
to 5-7.
The
tachi-ai between M14 Yutakayama and M11 Terutsuyoshi was neutral, and with
neither dude really fighting hard, Yutakayama circled left and went for a very
light pull, and Terutsuyoshi just plopped forward and down landing on two hands
as he raised his butt in the air and mooned the main camera. This one
was..er..half-assed and compromised as Yutakayama moves to 7-5 with Terutsuyoshi
falling to 6-6.
M10 Shimanoumi and M15 Kotoshoho looked to go to migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai as
Kotoshoho was able to grab a frontal belt grip with the right hand, but instead
of going chest to chest, Shimanoumi was pushing his hands lightly while
Kotoshoho just held onto the belt. The two traded places in the dohyo a time or
two before Kotoshoho used that frontal grip to just dashi-nage Shimanoumi over
and down. Shimanoumi falls to 6-6 while Kotoshoho improves to 7-5 with the
decent effort.
M10 Aoiyama put a right paw into M13 Chiyomaru's body and grabbed a left outer
grip from the tachi-ai, and Aoiyama just drove with his legs hard until
Chiyomaru was forced back and across in a flash. Aoiyama really showed his
strength here in improving to 6-6 while Chiyomaru is on the brink at 4-8.
With kachi-koshi safe in hand, M15 Tochinoshin can now make a little cash on the
side, and he made his first transaction today against M9 Tobizaru keeping his
arms high and wide from the tachi-ai, and with Tochinoshin just standing there
like a dunce, Tobizaru shaded left going for a really bad pull at the back of
Tochinoshin's shoulder, but wouldn't ya know it? It was just good enough to have
Tochinoshin belly flop forward and down. I half wish they'd play a laugh track
for some of these bouts as Tobizaru buys his way to 6-6 while Tochinoshin stuffs
the billfold at 8-4 now.
M8 Chiyoshoma jumped to his right in wild henka fashion grabbing the outer grip
of M16 Nishikigi's belt with the right hand, and the Mongolian just kept
spinning right as he twisted Nishikigi over and down before Nishikigi was able
to counter with a force-out attempt. This one was very close warranting a
mono-ii, but the initial call was correct: gunbai to Chiyoshoma. I never like to
see sumo like this as Chiyoshoma moves to 5-7 while Nishikigi is 7-5.
M17 Ichiyamamoto delivered tsuppari into M7 Okinoumi's neck from the tachi-ai,
but the thrusts weren't great and IYM was not driving with the lower half. As
for Okinoumi, this was a golden opportunity to swipe those arms away and get
moro-zashi, but the bout was fixed going in, and so after a few seconds of
ineffective shoves, Ichiyamamoto backed up going for a mediocre pull, and
Okinoumi acted in kind just flopping forward and down. Ichiyamamoto buys one
here in moving to 5-7, and Okinoumi at 3-9 knows exactly what he needs to do the
last few days to still work his craft in the division for many basho to come.
M4 Kiribayama got the left arm inside early at the tachi-ai against M6
Hokutofuji, and as Hokutofuji looked to push up into Kiribayama with his own
left hand, it kept him vulnerable on that side for the ultimate right inside
position from Kiribayama. Now in moro-zashi, Kiribayama made sure his gal was
pulled in snug, and then he executed the textbook yori-kiri charge from there.
Nice sumo here as Kiribayama clinches kachi-koshi at 8-4 while Hokutofuji falls
to 6-6.
At this point of the broadcast, NHK finally showed the leaderboard and as
expected, they went down to three losses just to give it a bit more name
recognition. Because of the whole missile news delay, the Tochinoshin bout was
already over, so here was the Day 12 leaderboard midway through the day:
Continuing
on, Wakatakakage is obviously garnering a lot of attention these day, but his
brother, M9 Wakamotoharu, is also a decent rikishi. Like his brother, he's
involved in too much yaocho for my liking, but who isn't? These dudes have nice,
lean bodies, and they've got good sumo skills as well, so they should have a
nice future in the sport. Today against M4 Endoh, Endoh reached for the frontal
belt grip as he is wont to do, but Wakamotoharu shoved him away nicely, and that
prompted Endoh to shade to his right as the two traded places in the dohyo
before landing in the hidari-yotsu position where Endoh had the right outer
grip. Endoh went for a quick dashi-nage that had WMH on the ropes, but Endoh
gave up on the move letting the youngster "hang around." With Endoh having
relented in his charge, it enabled Wakamotoharu to grab a right outer of his
own, and with Endoh willing, Wakamotoharu easily forced him back and across. It
was cheap, but Wakamotoharu picks up kachi-koshi at 8-4 while Endoh at 7-5 must
wait one more day albeit a richer guy.
M3 Meisei looked to get the left arm inside against M5 Takarafuji, but Fuji kept
him upright with a left kachi-age, and as Takarafuji pressed with that forearm,
Meisei just moved to his right and exited the dohyo just like that. An
oshi-dashi win I guess for Takarafuji who moves to 4-8 while Meisei falls to
1-11. Probably a lot of favors being called in here that Meisei has accumulated
the last few basho.
M1 Daieisho snuck two hands into M2 Tamawashi's neck nicely at the tachi-ai
standing The Mawashi upright, but before Daieisho could fire off the next
volley, Tamawashi caught him with a wicked left thrust to the jaw that had
Daieisho looking straight up at the rafters. From that position, Tamawashi
simply churned the de-ashi and had Daieisho pushed back and across in short
order. Tamawashi moves to 6-6 and that was the best jab we've seen all basho.
Daieisho falls to 5-7 in defeat and probably saw a few stars for his trouble.
M8 Sadanoumi hopped forward a half step at the tachi-ai and perfectly aligned
his feet, the cardinal sin in sumo, and I knew at that point what was coming. As
for Ura, he knew what was coming too because he burrowed forward and low from
the tachi-ai not needing a sneak attack, and Sadanoumi just put his hands at the
back of Ura's head and went into pull mode backing his way outta the dohyo with
Ura in tow. You can tell who was in control here because Sadanoumi turned his
head looking for a soft landing on the floor below while Ura hit the deck and
rolled off the dohyo wildly. Sadanoumi accepts his 3-9 record while Ura buys a
rare bout this basho in moving to 2-10.
M5 Ishiura greeted Komusubi Takanosho with two hands to the neck at the
tachi-ai, and the Komusubi easily brushed that aside pushing into the side of
Ishiura's left shoulder and sending him outta the dohyo in a flash. Pretty
uneventful bout here as Takanosho limps to 3-9 while Ishiura's return from kyujo
has not gone well. He's stuck on 1-11.
Komusubi Hoshoryu slapped M3 Onosho with the right hand while moving to that
side as he looked to grab a cheap outer grip with the right, but Onosho spun
away sending Hoshoryu into pull mode. As Onosho looked to square up and get
close, Hoshoryu would go for a pull and this happened three times before
Hoshoryu caught his foe squarely in the chest with a wicked tsuki that sent
Onosho sprawling over and down. Tsuki-taoshi from the front is always
entertaining although everything up to that point about Hoshoryu's sumo was bad.
The Komusubi moves to 6-6 with the win while Onosho just couldn't keep pace in
falling to 5-7.
The
first bout with major yusho implications was next as Sekiwake Wakatakakage
stepped atop the dohyo to face M6 Kotonowaka. Kotonowaka used his girth to win
the tachi-ai briefly looking to get his left arm inside as he knocked
Wakatakakage back, but Baby Waka ended up bringing that arm to the outside and
wrapping it firmly around Wakatakakage's right. As for the Sekiwake, he let his
heels graze the back of the straw so he had his bearings, and then he used his
deep right inside position to force Kotonowaka back to the center of the ring
where they dug into migi-yotsu. On the other side, Wakatakakage was keeping
Kotonowaka's left arm away from the inside, and after grappling a bit, WTK was
able to pin Kotonowaka's left completely into his body, and that's the moment
when the Sekiwake pounced pushing his left arm into Kotonowaka's fatty right
side, and he was easily able to maneuver the M6 upright and force him back from
there.
I think it's worth noting how Wakatakakage set that force-out up because against
a much larger dude, he had to neutralize his opponent first, and then set up a
position from which he could attack. You could see the tactical planning and
execution, and the reason I'm bringing this up is because you see no such sumo
skills from the following rikishi: Takakeisho, Shodai, Mitakeumi, Takayasu.
Wakatakakage is not the real deal, but he's probably the closest thing the
Japanese have to a Mongolian rikishi. He has the ability to fight like them more
than any other rikishi. With the win, Wakatakakage sails to 11-1 while
Kotonowaka is knocked out of the yusho race in my opinion at 9-3.
Before we move on, the one area keeping Wakatakakage away from greatness is his
tachi-ai. His positioning wasn't good today and the result was his getting
overwhelmed. He's also henka'd in a fair amount of his bouts, so if he can learn
to clean that up and get the inside position from the tachi-ai, he can become a
legit sanyaku rikishi. Good stuff today (and yesterday).
Suckiwake Abi gave M2 Ichinojo his best licks, but the Mongolith easily
withstood the thrust attack and waited for an opening. With Abi firing away,
Ichinojo timed a perfect swipe into Abi's extended left arm and got him upright
just enough to where he was able to push Abi over and down tsuki-otoshi style in
the middle of the ring. Mainoumi said it best afterwards in explaining, "Even
though Ichinojo was on the receiving end of those thrusts, he still had room to
do whatever he wanted." I mean, Ichinojo was literally standing there flat
footed easily deflecting Abi's thrusts like blaster fire against the Death Star.
Ichinojo picks up kachi-koshi at 8-4, and the dude seems primed to enter the
sanyaku. As for Abi, his slide continues as he falls now to 6-6.
Takakeisho
was completely mukiryoku at the tachi-ai keeping his left arm high and open
against Shodai allowing the latter to get the right arm inside, and Takakeisho
offered no resistance as Shodai forced him back and across in maybe two seconds.
Shodai didn't even need a left outer grip because Takakeisho wasn't going
anywhere but back. Shibatayama-oyakata didn't say it outright, but he speculated
that Takakeisho kept his guard down after obtaining kachi-koshi yesterday. Yes,
Takakeisho was completely mukiryoku here in allowing Shodai to move to 7-4 while
Takakeisho falls right back off the leaderboard at 8-4.
In
the day's final affair, M7 Takayasu stepped into the ring to face Mitakeumi and
the two exhibited a very good tachi-ai coming away in migi-yotsu, but as the
flow of the action caused the two to slow dance in the center of the ring and
trade places, it was Takayasu who garnered the left outer grip. Takayasu
positioned his feet perfectly and kept his right hip far away from a Mitakeumi
outer grip, and there was nothing Mitakeumi could do to counter from this
position. After standing his ground for a few seconds, Takayasu went for a
force-out charge, and Mitakeumi was completely defenseless as Takayasu simply
overpowered him picking up the easy win.
Isn't it interesting that when two guys who should be at the same level on the
banzuke fight in a straight up bout, everything just falls into place? The
tachi-ai was perfect, the footwork was perfect, the angles were perfect, the
yotsu chess match was perfect. If you watch morning keiko, this is the type of
sumo you see, so it was nice to see it here in the final bout of the day.
Now, as much as I appreciated the legitimacy of this bout, it shouldn't have
been occurring as the musubi-no-ichiban. These two are more suited to be
fighting at the bottom of Makuuchi or Juryo, and that's no exaggeration. But,
there's no use rehashing how we got to this point, so we'll take it. Takayasu
moves to 11-1 with the win while Mitakeumi is all but eliminated at 8-3.
This was not a desirable outcome for the Sumo Association because the
leaderboard now looks like this with three more days to go:
That three-loss line is simply for decoration. The yusho will come down to the
two leaders, and because they have already fought each other, it takes the bloom
off the rose a bit.
As we look ahead to tomorrow, Wakatakakage draws Mitakeumi, and the Sekiwake has
got to be thinking to himself, "Can this get any easier?" As for Takayasu, he's
paired against Takakeisho, and in a straight up bout, anything can happen there.
Chest to chest, of course Takayasu is the better guy, but Takakeisho is
extremely squirrely, and I might give him the advantage just because Takayasu
may not be quick enough to keep up with him.
We'll see, but Wakatakakage is the clear favorite to yusho because he's simply
better than the three Ozeki, and if they give him Shodai on Saturday...that's a
walk in the park.
Day 11 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) When
my feed began today, they were showing the time for all of Takayasu's bouts this
basho, and the average length of his bouts has been a whopping 26.5 seconds. The
only explanation the announcers (Koi Announcer from NHK and Shibatayama-oyakata
providing color) could give to explain it was that Takayasu was "semerareta,"
the passive form of the verb "to attack." In other words, it wasn't Takayasu
taking charge; rather, he was the one being pushed around by his opponents.
It really is an anomaly when you analyze it. If a guy is constantly on the
receiving end of these long bouts, what's the probability that he'd win 10 out
of 10 of them? It's like the template I introduced earlier in the basho
regarding Mitakeumi's sumo: lose the tachi-ai, get pushed back into a defensive
position; get dominated the entire way; suddenly turn the tables at the edge.
The probability of winning such bouts would be closer to 20%, not the 80% clip
that we see Mitakeumi maintaining.
These inconsistencies are what's contributing to a lackluster basho. The general
feed from NHK in Japan began a few bouts into Makuuchi today. Then, when they
take that naka-iri break around 5 PM, NHK was late rejoining the sumos from the
newsbreak, and they finally came back at the end of the Ichinojo - Meisei bout.
Sumo hasn't led the sports segment of NHK News 9 all week, and today it was
bumped by a review--not an actual match--of Japan's status in World Cup
Qualifying.
NHK rarely posts the viewership numbers, and they're not posting them of course
this basho, but you can just tell that sumo is not in demand. I've watched it
for about 30 years now, and you just get a feel for these things. People watch
sport to see greatness, not mediocrity.
Speaking of mediocrity, the leaderboard shaped up as follows to start the day:
Let's
cover the final four bouts of the day to begin. Up first was Sekiwake
Wakatakakage vs. M7 Takayasu, and with the yusho on the line for both rikishi,
this one was sure to be straight up. Both rikishi bumped heads at the tachi-ai,
which was a stalemate, and Takayasu was positioning for defensive tsuppari up
high while Wakatakakage tested an early move to his right where he flinched on a
pull attempt. He quickly reeled that hataki attempt in as Takayasu looked to
square up, but Takayasu is so slow that WTK was able to work his way into
moro-zashi. The Suckiwake shored up his position for about two seconds and then
executed the perfect yori-kiri of Takayasu across the straw on the East side of
the dohyo. As has been the case with all of Takayasu's bout, this one was
one-sided in favor of his opponent. The only difference is that Wakatakakage was
trying to win while Takayasu's first 10 opponents were not.
You'd have to say that Wakatakakage is the favorite to yusho at this point for
the simple reason that he's the best rikishi of the four leaders. Assuming he
fights against them all straight up, he's going to beat Kotonowaka and
Mitakeumi. The result of this bout is both Takayasu and Wakatakakage standing at
10-1.
Let's
actually go to the final bout of the day featuring M6 Kotonowaka who was paired
against Takakeisho. One way to tell a legitimate leader in a basho is to examine
whether or not he relies too much on the henka and pull sumo. Kotonowaka was all
henka today moving to his right at the tachi-ai, but it was so poorly executed
as he only offered a left stiff arm in Takakeisho's direction that barely
connected. As for the faux-zeki, he wasn't blazing forward from the gun, and so
he easily squared back up, and as Kotonowaka looked to advance toward his foe,
he put two hands at Takakeisho's neck, but he he didn't have any momentum with
which to push, and so Takakeisho executed his signature move which is to skirt
left and swipe with the same arm. The move worked here to perfection as
Kotonowaka was so out of sorts he was easily pushed over and down. Essentially,
you had a henka to the right by Kotonowaka followed by a henka to the left from
Takakeisho, and Takakeisho's move was better.
This is the rare chance that we get to call a straight up win for Takakeisho,
but straight up it was. It's sad that you have an Ozeki and a so-called leader
fighting the last bout of the day and all they can muster is this. O-zumo it
wasn't as Kotonowaka is saddled with his second loss now at 9-2 while
Takakeisho's name will likely appear on the leaderboard tomorrow as he finishes
8-3.
Shodai
welcomed M5 Takarafuji who has fallen at every opportunity this basho, and that
was the case today. The bout looked to go to hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai
where Takarafuji had a right hand on the front of Shodai's belt, but instead of
lifting the faux-zeki up and reeling him in, he just kept himself hunkered low
allowing Shodai to move right and go for a weak slap, and that was Takarafuji's
cue to just put both palms to the dirt with no other part of his body touching
down. Don't look now but Shodai is 6-5 after that horrid 0-4 start!! As for
Takarafuji, his make-koshi is official now at 3-8. As these two rikishi were
going through their pre-bout rituals, they showed this side view of the venue,
and there's still a lot of orange seats attending the event:
The
final bout with yusho implications was Mitakeumi against Suckiwake Abi, and Abi
connected solidly with eight or so shoves to Mitakeumi's neck and face, but he
wasn't driving forward with the legs, and so finally Mitakeumi went for a
swipe-down motion that grazed the inside of Abi's elbow, and that was Abi's cue
to just go down. Typical Mitakeumi "win" here as he does nothing but take
punishment only to see his opponent take a dive at the end. Mitakeumi stays one
back with the gift at 9-2 while Abi falls further to 6-5.
At the end of the day I was wondering if NHK would drop the leaderboard down to
three losses. They didn't but I bet they do to start Day 12 just to give the
appearance that there's more going on with the yusho race than there really is.
As it stands now, the leaderboard is:
Takayasu faces Mitakeumi in the final bout of the day, and I think Mitakeumi is
the favorite there. If he can win, it will leave both dudes at 9-2. We've yet to
see either of these guys fight offensively, so anything can happen, but I think
Mitakeumi will win it.
Wakatakakage faces Kotonowaka, and WTK is the clear favorite there. If all sumo
was fought straight up, I think Kotonowaka would be the better career guy in the
end, but his sumo is a freakin' mess right now and has been the entire basho.
Wakatakakage should waltz to victory here. If Baby Waka can't beat Takakeisho
with a henka, he can't beat Wakatakakage with straight up sumo.
If
the leaderboard does drop to three-losses, the aforementioned Takakeisho will be
there as well as M15 Tochinoshin who was paired against M11 Terutsuyoshi today.
The two hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai with Tochinoshin grabbing a
mammoth outer grip with the left over the top. With T-Yoshi stuck in tight, the
two wrangled back and forth with their positioning, but in the end Tochinoshin
was able to grab two solid belt grips over the top and defeat Terutsuyoshi by
tsuri-dashi. Tochinoshin moved to 8-3 with the win, and that was his first
kachi-koshi in eight basho. With the dude still at M15 after eight tournaments,
you can see how he's been gaming the system and selling as many bouts as
possible while still keeping himself in the division.
Since we haven't checked in on our rookie, M16 Kohtokuzan, let's go there next
as he was paired today against M10 Aoiyama. As expected, Aoiyama won the
tachi-ai with a nice tsuppari attack, and he was able to drive the rookie back
near the edge, but Kohtokuzan defended himself well grabbing Aoiyama's extended
arm and pulling him sideways a bit. That allowed Kohtokuzan to force the action
back to the center of the ring, but Aoiyama recovered quickly and took charge
once again with some shoves followed up by a quick pull that sent the rookie
down for good. Kohtokuzan looked decent here even in defeat, and he'd be a lot
better rikishi if they'd just let him sort things out on his own and fight
straight up. Unfortunately, that's not the way things work as both rikishi end
the day at 5-6.
That's enough for today. Wakatakakage can really take command of the basho with
a win and a Mitakeumi win. If that happens, he's the clear favorite for the
yusho unless something compels him to bow to a higher-ranked dude. We shall see.
Day 10 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) I
was curious to see what attendance would look like today coming off of the
three-day holiday in Japan, and it was no surprise to see the upper bowl seats
mostly vacant with noticeable gaps in the masu-seki again. If you look at things
from a Japanese fan's perspective, what is going on in Haru that excites you?
Nobody is dazzling with their sumo, so is it the fact that no foreign rikishi
are on the leaderboard and haven't been the entire basho? I can't think of
anything else that would inspire someone to say, "Hey, look what's going on.
Let's go see the sumos!"
The fans in the stands are mostly those who purchased their seats prior to the
basho, so you have that fan base in place, but it's the seats sold daily (called
toujitsu-ken) that measure the true excitement surrounding a basho, and
those seats were empty again in large swaths for Day 10.
If you stick with the leaderboard down to two losses, this is what we had coming
into the day:
Unless you have a fetish for guys with hair shirts, that's a tough sell in my
opinion, especially if that one-loss line starts to dwindle even further.
The meaningful bouts on paper today all occurred in the final 40 minutes, so
lets start with the last seven Makuuchi bouts on the day and move in
chronological order.
Up
first was M6 Kotonowaka who was paired against M1 Daieisho, the most exciting
guy this basho in my opinion whose not on the leaderboard. From the tachi-ai,
Kotonowaka fished for the left inside while Daieisho focused on tsuppari to the
throat, and while the initial charge was neutral, Daieisho quickly took command
with his tsuppari attack forcing Kotonowaka to move to his right in order to
evade the onslaught. Daieisho stayed square, however, and kept his de-ashi sound
as he drove Kotonowaka back to the brink...where he of course halted his charge
and aligned his feet waiting for Kotonowaka to make a move. Said move was
Kotonowaka's moving right going for a lame pull attempt, and Daieisho's reaction
was to just flop to the dirt on all fours.
As they analyzed the bout afterwards, they could only describe Daieisho's sumo
as he dictated the pace throughout, and then when they went to Yoshikaze in the
mukou-joumen chair, of Kotonowaka's sumo he commented, "He kept himself in a
position to return fire with shoves of his own." Uh, yeah, but did he actually
fight back with his own shoves? No. He needed Daieisho to completely halt his
charge, and then that slapdown effort was below average. But, this is sumo in
2022 and the lesser rikishi buys his way to a 9-1 record while Daieisho
graciously falls to 5-5.
Since it's sandwiched in here, lets comment on the Komusubi Takanosho - M1 Ura
matchup. Takanosho was cautious at the tachi-ai waiting for Ura to make the
first move, and as he does when the bout is not fixed, Ura ducked down low and
moved forward. Takanosho went with the flow opting to slowly retreat and bait
Ura forward whereupon the former Suckiwake moved to his right and pulled Ura off
balance before pushing him down with some oomph. Ura spun around and landed
right on his coccyx at the edge of the dohyo, and you could see the pain shoot
through his face. The loss sends him to 1-9, and there are just too many favors
being called in this basho, and the dude is ranked way too high on the banzuke
anyway. As for Takanosho, he moves to just 2-8 with the win, but he's let up for
all of the leaders. The only guy on the leaderboard he might not be better than
is Wakatakakage.
Next up was M7 Takayasu who had his hands full with Komusubi Hoshoryu. Well, if
Hoshoryu actually tried to win, but of course he didn't. He still dictated
everything start to finish getting moro-zashi from the tachi-ai, and he
immediately drove Takayasu sideways and to the edge, but instead of just
continuing on with that easy charge, Hoshoryu brought his left arm to the
outside and stopped moving his legs. Takayasu attempted to pinch in from the
outside of Hoshoryu's right arm, but he wasn't skilled enough to attempt a
kote-nage. With Hoshoryu still having the right arm inside, he could have forced
Takayasu back and across at will, but he purposefully refrained. He also
refrained from grabbing a left frontal/outer grip that was wide open, but we see
that seemingly every day from Takayasu's opponents.
After
a brief stalemate, Hoshoryu attempted a weak scoop throw with the right to which
Takayasu countered with an equally weak kote-nage attempt that didn't phase the
Komusubi whatsoever, and so Hoshoryu just pulled completely away from his inside
position as the two rested arms on shoulders in the middle of the ring. After
another stalemate, Hoshoryu positioned himself for a pull but never followed
through on it before the two hooked up in migi-yotsu where Hoshoryu gave
Takayasu the left outer without grabbing one of his own. From this point,
Hoshoryu actually pulled his right arm out of the inside and held it in no man's
land (think reverse maki-kae) and Takayasu still couldn't take advantage of that
momentum shift. With Takayasu completely hapless--and gassed, Hoshoryu
positioned his right arm in kote-nage fashion and then just walked over to the
edge and crouched over waiting for Takayasu to nudge him across. It took
Takayasu a few seconds to load up a force-out attempt, but he finally did and
Hoshoryu offered no resistance.
I mean, I've seen some doozies in my life, but this was nearly two minutes'
worth of nonsense due to Takayasu's haplessness. He made Hoshoryu do all the
work in this one, and it was funny to watch Hoshoryu stand there at times and
wait for Takayasu to make a move. This was just a joke of a bout start to
finish, and as the announcers watched the replay, they said zero about
Takayasu's sumo because there was nothing there. Nothing. But that fits our
template the entire basho with these rikishi on the leaderboard. Takayasu moves
to 10-0 with the gift, and the most positive comment of his sumo was, "He didn't
panic." Hoshoryu falls to 4-6 but obviously knows his place.
Moving
right along, Suckiwake Wakatakakage was paired against fellow Suckiwake Abi, and
Abi looked to take charge with his fire hose tsuppari, but they had zero effect
against WTK who stood his ground and waited for an opening to get up and under
Abi's extended arms. After three or four seconds, Abi attempted to knock
Wakatakakage off his perch with a right kachi-age motion to the neck, but WTK
easily withstood it forcing Abi into pull mode. Once Abi began a pull,
Wakatakakage was there to pounce scoring the easy force-out win in the end using
his opponent's backwards momentum against him.
On one hand, I'd like to see any dude on the leaderboard take charge from the
tachi-ai. WTK didn't do that today, but he used his opponent's disheveled sumo
against him nicely, and at least the bout was straight up. I was also pleased to
see that Wakatakakage didn't henka, but you can see that even I am having
difficulty praising his actual sumo. He was passive for most of it, but he did
wisely bait Abi into that pull and then take full advantage once it came. WTK
moves to 9-1 but he ain't as good as that record indicates. Not even close. As
for Abi, he falls 6-4 and is completely eliminated from yusho contention.
Thankfully.
Mitakeumi
exhibited his best tachi-ai of the basho throwing a right paw into M6
Hokutofuji's neck, and it was a very perceptive move because Hokutofuji likes to
shade left at the tachi-ai, so I was encouraged to see Mitakeumi was clued into
that, but despite winning the tachi-ai (yes, Mitakeumi won this one), he was
unable to follow up on anything nor did he have sufficient strength to really
knock Hokutofuji off of his perch. With Mitakeumi's right arm in choke position,
Hokutofuji was able to secure his left arm inside at the belt halting the faux-zeki's
charge altogether, and then seemingly at will Hokutofuji grabbed a right outer
grip and wasted no time in driving the defenseless Mitakeumi back and across in
mere seconds.
There's really not much to break down here. It's acceptable for an Ozeki to lose
by yori-kiri, but it's not acceptable to lose like that. Mitakeumi was in no
position to counter or put up a fight at the edge, and he just looked weak out
there. I guess a better expression is to say he was exposed today, but
regardless of semantics, Mitakeumi fell to 8-2 in defeat while Hokutofuji
improved to 5-5 with the very nice win.
At this point, NHK reshuffled the leaderboard as follows:
The Mitakeumi loss was a huge detriment to the yusho race because they just lost
the biggest name on the board. Yeah, he's still there because NHK is generously
going down to two-losses, but they have to be careful here so that Takayasu
doesn't run away with it. Takayasu can't carry a basho with his name or his
sumo, and they really need something to keep people attracted for five more
days. That seems like an eternity at this point, and if the yusho line doesn't
drop to three losses, your yusho will come from the current top three (I don't
see Mitakeumi winning out). Without any star power, there is zero compelling
sumo among the contenders to grab anyone's attention.
Takakeisho
was paired against M5 Takarafuji today, and Fuji grabbed an early right belt
grip from the tachi-ai. When Takakeisho wasn't able to shove him away from that
grip, Takarafuji just let it go as a favor. You knew the outcome at that point
unless Takakeisho tripped over his own feet, and don't underestimate his
ineptness in a pinch. When Takakeisho experiences the least bit of resistance
from the tachi-ai, he starts to panic and go into pull/swipe mode, and he did
just that backing up to the straw before shading a bit right while looking to
slap Takarafuji down. For his part, Takarafuji just stood there with his arm low
and extended, and the dude could have gotten to the inside at any point and just
rushed Takakeisho back and across, but he dilly dallied around (dilly dallied?)
allowing Takakeisho to get a right arm inside and he moved laterally, and as
Takakeisho went for the lightweight kata-sukashi, Takarafuji just complied and
hit the dirt. Takakeisho moves to 7-3 with the gift while Takarafuji plays along
in falling to 3-7.
The
final bout of the day featured Shodai against M4 Endoh, and Endoh reached for
and got the early left grip at the front of Shodai's belt, but he promptly let
it go as the two hooked up in hidari-yotsu. Instead of grabbing a right outer
grip that was wide open, Endoh latched onto Shodai's sagari instead, and that
enabled Shodai to execute a weak scoop throw with the left that was Endoh's cue
to just back up to the edge and turn himself out of the dohyo as Shodai tried to
keep up. They ruled it oshi-dashi, but there certainly wasn't a shove to the
torso that came from Shodai, but whatever. The bout was fixed from the beginning
as Shodai moves to 5-5 while Endoh graciously falls to 6-4.
I don't know that any other bouts on the day are worth mentioning, so we'll end
here for now. Expect more of the same tomorrow, but at some point they need
Takayasu to lose so they can expand the leaderboard and get more name
recognition on there.
Day 9 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
theme of today's broadcast centered on the 1994 Haru basho, the last tournament
to feature a tomoe-sen, or a three-way playoff for the yusho. Akebono,
Takanonami, and Takatoriki each finished with a 12-3 record, and Akebono decided
to wipe the dohyo with both guys' arses during the playoff ending things
quickly. The tournament itself was quite anti-climactic in my opinion, but it
brought me back to 1994, the year I started working in Japan and really getting
to know the insides and outs of sumo.
Two of the biggest differences that stood out to me when watching the clips from
1994 (they showed a lot more than just the playoff) were 1) the way in which the
fans were packed into the arena like sardines. They literally were on top of
each other, and only the Japanese people could sit in seiza fashion for
two hours straight and watch sumo like that. And 2) the electricity in the arena
was palpable unlike today where you can get appreciative applause, but the arena
is no longer electric. Back then, it felt as if the outcome of sumo was life and
death for the fans. Now it feels as if everyone is just there to be entertained
for two hours as if going to the picture shows.
I suppose a third difference is this: Of all the Akebono bouts they showed, he
just destroyed his opponents. He won the tachi-ai, his tsuppari were perfect,
his de-ashi were present, and he left his opponents no room to counter. The sumo
was flawless.
Of the four yayhoos currently occupying the leaderboard this basho, they never
win the tachi-ai, their opponents usually take the upper hand early, their
opponents refuse solid de-ashi, their opponents refuse to secure outer grips
when open, their opponents always let up on tactics that would potentially send
the contenders down to the ring or out, and their opponents are always mukiryoku
at the end. Do you see how I tried to talk about the leaders and their sumo and
then it quickly morphed into everything the opponent was doing? There is just no
substance from the four guys on top and so all talk is inevitably focused on
their opponents.
It really hit me over the weekend, but this basho has lost any and all
storylines other than the yusho race, but the problem there is the sumo that
will be contained in the yusho race from the four contenders has and will
continue to be reactionary. Whose the favorite for the Ginosho? Someone from the
four. The Kantosho? The four. The Shukunsho? Likely nobody because rikishi with
actual game such as Tamawashi are all holding back.
How about the rookie this basho, Kohtokuzan? A big bust who has bought every one
of his wins. Where is there excitement among guys like Hoshoryu? Holding back.
The rikishi with the obvious skills are all keeping themselves far away from the
yusho board, and so the result is going to be a boring yusho race down the
stretch with very bad sumo explained away with words and phrases such as "gaman"
or "he reacted well" or "he was patient." They never used that language when
talking about Akebono. Just sayin'.
Let's cherry pick bouts of interest on the day going in chronological order.
The day began with M16 Nishikigi taking on The Gambler visiting from the J2 slot
today. Sentenced to just time served by missing the Hatsu basho, Hidenoumi
attempted moro-zashi from the tachi-ai, but Nishikigi cut off his left arm from
getting to the inside, and after a brief stalemate in the center of the ring,
Nishikigi maki-kae'd forcing the bout to migi-yotsu. Hidenoumi grabbed the right
outer grip but took his time before forcing Nishikigi back, but as he did,
Nishikigi countered with a nice inside throw with the left cutting off the uwate
from Hidenoumi and giving Nishikigi moro-zashi. From there, Nishikigi just
rushed the now defenseless Hidenoumi back, down, and across the straw. Nishikigi
moves to 6-3 after the nice effort while Hidenoumi's gotta know when to hold 'em
and when to fold 'em better in falling to 4-5.
At this point of the broadcast, NHK showed the leaderboard and they adjusted it
from yesterday by stooping down to the two-loss tier for today's version. That
added Takakeisho and Abi to the mix, and my comments about the other four apply
in the exact same matter to these guys as well. Six leaders and all Japanese. On
paper, it's the best case scenario for the NSK, but judging from actual sumo
content, to me it's a disaster.
In a complete laugher, M13 Chiyomaru came with a quick hari-zashi tachi-ai
against rookie, M16 Kohtokuzan, and the move worked wonders except for the fact
that Maru abandoned his right inside position as soon as he got it. At that
point I knew Maru's intention and he just stood there letting the rookie attempt
to push him around. Problem was he couldn't and so Chiyomaru had to do
something, so he began moving slowly to his right (I know, you're thinking
"Chiyomaru" and "slow" in the same sentence?) going for weak pulls, and his
second pull attempt send the rookie dangerously to the edge. Even Satoh
Announcer let out an "ahhh!" in horror, but Chiyomaru just stopped short of
pushing his compromised foe out. Everyone knew at that point the bout was fixed,
and so the two danced around the ring a bit in the most lightweight tsuppari
affair you've ever seen with Maru turning his shoulders trying to give
Kohtokuzan openings, and the rookie finally caught Chiyomaru standing at the
edge not defending himself, and so Kohtokuzan offered a final tsuki drawing the
"tsuki-dashi" winning technique. As if.
After the bout, Satoh Announcer and Terao in the mukou-joumen chair both used
the same expression when describing Kohtokuzan's sumo: "he kept himself in the
dohyo well." What a meaningless phrase, but once again, they use terms such as
these when the winner executed no actual sumo to dictate the outcome. Good call
by the producer in the truck to show this replay at regular speed instead of
slow motion. Kohtokuzan oils his way to 5-4 while Maru had room to sell in
falling to 4-5.
Let's
climb up the ranks to M7 Takayasu who was paired against M10 Aoiyama who put an
arm up high at the tachi-ai around Takayasu's neck and then just backed up to
the edge of the ring...all while conveniently forgetting to pull his opponent.
As is usually the case, Takayasu wasn't the one who forced the action in that
direction, and so he didn't have the momentum to finish Aoiyama off, and so
Aoiyama moved to his right a bit as the two traded defensive tsuppari, and with
Takayasu unable to do anything, he panicked and went for a really dumb pull that
left him completely vulnerable to an Aoiyama oshi-dashi victory, but Aoiyama
just rushed forward and put his hands high up around Takayasu's head instead of
driving his palm into the M7's chest.
It
was more than obvious at this point that Aoiyama was not trying to win, and so
he faked another pull back to the center of the ring, and the two jockeyed a bit
more finally coming away in hidari-yotsu where Aoiyama had Takayasu's left arm
completely neutralized and a wide open right outer grip had he wanted it
(pictured above at right). He didn't of course, and with Takayasu completely at
the mercy of Aoiyama, the Happy Bulgar faked a stupid ke-kaeshi and then just
backed himself to the edge and turned his shoulder walking outta the ring as
Takayasu tried to catch up. Now that I examine that pic at left, I realize that
Aoiyama was attempting a kote-nage with the left breast, so maybe I shouldn't
harp on Takayasu so much since it was three against one today. Yaocho doesn't
get any more obvious than this as Takayasu buys his ninth win of the basho in
moving to 9-0 while Aoiyama is a harmless 3-6.
Next
up was M6 Kotonowaka who faced M9 Tobizaru, and incredibly (or not), Kotonowaka
was unable to blow Tobizaru off of the starting lines, something you'd expect
from a so-called leader. It was Tobizaru who dictated the pace here using decent
tsuppari to keep Kotonowaka on the run and forcing Baby Waka to move laterally
first. As Kotonowaka moved right, Tobizaru caught him by an extended right arm
and dragged him forward giving Tobizaru moro-zashi in the process, but instead
of positioning himself up and under his foe, he faked his way out of it whiffing
on a right scoop throw, and that gave him the excuse to just run himself out of
the ring while Baby Waka tried to catch up with a late shove.
I go back to clips of the Akebono bouts at the start of the day. Kotonowaka and
Akebono are/were roughly the same size, so against a much lighter opponent like
Tobizaru, Kotonowaka shoulda wielded the beating stick. Instead, it was Tobizaru
who did all the work including running himself outta the ring and giving
Kotonowaka the fake win. When Satoh asked Mainoumi about Kotonowaka's sumo
content afterwards, Mainoumi said, "He watched his opponent well." I'll say he
did. He watched his opponent run rings around him before exiting stage left.
That's another doozy they always used to describe fake sumo from the winner: he
watched his opponent well. Kotonowaka is a cheap 8-1 while Tobizaru takes the
cash in falling to 4-5.
Let's move forward and touch on the M1 Daieisho - Komusubi Takanosho matchup to
provide an example of a guy who wins the tachi-ai, who offers stiff tsuppari
forcing his opponent to move laterally, and who uses perfect de-ashi to keep
pace and push his opponent across in seconds. Just once I would like to see one
of the "leaders" win in the way in which Daieisho beat Takanosho today. The
Komusubi never had a chance as Daieisho moves to 5-4 with Takanosho falling to
1-8.
Up next was Suckiwake Abi who drew M5 Takarafuji, a two-loss rikishi coming in,
and Abi's initial thrusts were decent, but he didn't have any legs behind them,
and so Takarafuji was able to brush them aside as he shaded left, and as Abi
loaded up for round two, Takarafuji got up and under his extended right arm and
forced Abi to move left and fish for a pull as Takarafuji threatened the left
inside. He'd never need it as he followed Abi's retreat well and shoved Abi
across with little effort. How ironic that you have a two-win yotsu guy coming
into the day who beat his opponent at his own game. And beat him rather easily.
Abi drops off the leaderboard at 6-3 while Takarafuji moves to 3-6.
And
that brings us to Suckiwake Wakatakakage, a guy who has used the henka way too
much this basho. WTK henka'd left yet again today against M2 Ichinojo as the
Mongolith fired a wicked hari-te with the left hand that glanced off of WTK's
face, and as the Suckiwake looked to pivot out of harm's way, Ichinojo turned on
a dime and had his foe pushed to the brink. He of course stopped short of
attempting that last shove to win the bout, and so you knew the M2's intentions
at that point. As Wakatakakage attempted to move toward the center of the ring,
Ichinojo went through the kote-nage motions with the left, but he wasn't looking
to do any damage, and so he let WTK get back to the center of the ring where he
hunkered down with the left inside and right arm trapped a bit by Ichinojo's own
left, and there the two stood until well over the one-minute mark. At about the
two minute mark, Wakatakakage tested the force out waters and dashi-nage waters,
but he couldn't budge his opponent, and so Ichinojo finally faked a maki-kae
with the left which was really an excuse to back up to the edge, and as
Wakatakakage moved forward, Ichinojo just turned to the side 90 degrees landing
his right stump on the other side of the straw.
Once again, the bout fits the perfect pattern of the so-called leader losing the
tachi-ai, losing the battle inside the ring, and then needing his opponent to
back up and step out in order to beat him. The consensus description of
Wakatakakage's sumo at the end between Satoh and Mainoumi? He persevered well.
As they watched the replay, Satoh described Ichinojo's movements and only his
movements because it was Ichinojo that dictated everything here. But...the end
result is a fluffy 8-1 record for Wakatakakage while Ichinojo plods his way to
5-4.
M4
Endoh and Takakeisho bounced off of each other at the tachi-ai, and at that
point, Takakeisho stood completely upright and started whiffing on downward
pulls followed by quick shoves that never connected. The dude was flat footed
the entire way, and with Endoh just laughing at the spectacle, he connected on a
wicked right slap to the face that deservedly drew oohs and ahs from the crowd,
and when Takakeisho tried to slap back, Endoh pounced getting his right arm to
the front of Takakeisho's belt, and that gave Endoh the momentum to drive
Takakeisho back with his right arm inside. Takakeisho attempted to move
laterally and counter with a left kote-nage, but his feet were aligned and so
Endoh was able to force him to the edge and then just body slam him down across
the straw in spectacular fashion. Pretty entertaining bout here as both rikishi
end the day at 6-3, and until Takayasu loses, these two are off the leaderboard.
Before we move on, a real Ozeki would never find himself in the position at
right after facing an M4. Never. It's humiliating.
Komusubi
Hoshoryu put two hands to Shodai's chest at the tachi-ai and just backed up a
step thinking Shodai was moving forward, but the faux-zeki was already lost and
drifting, and so Hoshoryu pushed him to the side and up against the edge, but he
relented in the attack and grabbed a right outer grip dashi-nage'ing Shodai to
the side a bit. Hoshoryu held that left outer in place and waited for Shodai to
get the right arm inside, and as he did, Hoshoryu refused the left inside
position of his own and just turned himself 90 degrees as he waited for Shodai
to nudge him across the straw that final step. Hoshoryu dictated everything here
as both rikishi finish the day at 4-5. As they watched the slow motion replay,
Mainoumi talked only of Hoshoryu's sumo and where he made those mistakes that
led to his defeat. I suppose I'm the only one who noticed he never talked about
Shodai's sumo because there was nothing to talk about.
In
the final bout of the day, Mitakeumi welcomed M2 Tamawashi, a tall order if
there ever was one. As expected, however, Tamawashi let up after taking full
control from the tachi-ai using his tsuppari to knock Mitakeumi back a step and
then two, but as Tamawashi let up with Mitakeumi near the edge, the faux-zeki
grabbed the front of Tamawashi's belt with the right hand, and at that point,
Tamawashi went into pull mode and just backed his way across the entire length
of the dohyo and across with Mitakeumi in tow. Mainoumi's description of
Mitakeumi's sumo? He kept his cool as he was being attacked. Terao's
description? He was under control. So, once again, nobody can point out a single
sumo move that Mitakeumi employed to dictate the pace or throw Tamawashi onto
his heels. It was all Tamawashi start to finish and the sumo bore that out
today. The result here is Mitakeumi's being gifted an 8-1 start while Tamawashi
graciously falls to 4-5.
With both Abi and Takakeisho losing today, the leaderboard is back to the
same...(yawn)...four rikishi as follows:
I'm pretty sure I can just copy and paste my
comments here tomorrow and they'll still be applicable.
Day 7 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Today's
broadcast featured the career highlights of Oguruma-oyakata, or the former Ozeki
Kotokaze. The dude has been a mainstay of sumo broadcasts over the last few
decades, and he's popular among the viewing audience due to his charm and
trademark lisp where his tongue just can't seem to get out of the way of his
teeth when he talks. He turns 65 this basho and will thus be forced to retire
from the Association altogether. Today's broadcast paid tribute to his long
career, and I really enjoyed it. Oguruma entered sumo in his second year of
junior high school, a circumstance that is unthinkable these days, and it's no
coincidence that the sumo has softened considerably as the rikishi have entered
professional sumo at much later ages.
I don't know the exact numbers, but I'm guessing these days about half enter
once they finish high school and half enter after finishing college. You could
see the trend start a couple of decades ago with guys like Dejima and Tosanoumi.
The college graduates just seemed a bit softer, and now that nobody is foregoing
school to enter professional sumo, the Japanese rikishi have completely lost
that bulldog attitude that once made this sport compelling.
I should mention that of the many bouts they replayed from Kotokaze's career, it
was easy to spot the yaocho even back then, so c'est la vie.
Due to time constraints, let's just focus on the rikishi who will presumably
make up the yusho race over the coming week. I should note that NHK did not post
a leaderboard at the end of the Day 7, but here are the candidates from highest
rank to lowest who will make up the yusho race in week two: Takakeisho,
Mitakeumi, Wakatakakage, Abi, Takayasu, and Kotonowaka. Of those six rikishi, I
think there's maybe three legitimate wins this basho among the entire group.
Up
first in chronological order was M6 Kotonowaka taking on M8 Sadanoumi.
Kotonowaka's arms were dangerously wide at the tachi-ai, and Sadanoumi had the
clear path to moro-zashi, but he simply refused to take it. After the initial
strike, Kotonowaka shaded to his right looking to set up a tsuki from the side,
and instead of squaring up as would normally happen, Sadanoumi just played along
with the tsuki running himself outta the dohyo as Kotonowaka tried to keep up in
the okuri-dashi win. Kotonowaka moves to 6-1 after a very light performance
where Sadanoumi (2-5) did most of the work. Baby Waka continues to build his
resume this basho based on pure yaocho.
And
that's obviously the case with M7 Takayasu as well who entered the day as the
only undefeated rikishi. Today he drew M6 Hokutofuji, and the two both struck
well at the tachi-ai, but Hokutofuji won the initial charge driving Takayasu
back a half step. But Hokutofuji halted his real sumo at that point and just
backed up unnecessarily pretending to fish for a pull as he gave Takayasu the
chance to move forward with tsuppari. Takayasu's thrusts were not the impetus
that drove Hokutofuji back, and if you watch the slow motion replay, Takayasu's
thrusts were up too high and he never connected with Hokutofuji's torso, but no
matter. Close to the edge, Hokutofuji just turned sideways and stepped across
due to nothing that came from his opponent. The flow of this bout was quick, and
it looked like a decisive win to the sheeple, but Hokutofuji did what he wanna
start to finish. After the bout, they got Hokutofuji to comment, and he said,
"My tachi-ai was good, but I thought my opponent was off balance so I decided to
go for a pull." Yeah, uh huh. Takayasu moves to 7-0 with the gift while
Hokutofuji takes the cash at 3-4.
And
that brings us to Suckiwake Abi who was paired against M1 Ura, a rikishi who is
dangerous for these guys coming in with inflated records. Instead of charging
forward, Ura actually backed up from the tachi-ai trying to throw a wrench in
Abi's charge, and while that did allow Ura to avoid Abi's tsuppari, it also
meant that if he was going to defeat his opponent, he'd have to cover the entire
length of the dohyo. Abi moved forward with some hesitation keeping Ura at bay
with his shoves, but because Abi's thrusts were defensive, Ura was able to slip
right a bit and duck under Abi's extended arms and get the right arm firmly to
the inside. From there, Ura attempted a do or die charge where he tried to force
Abi across the entire length of the ring, but there was just too much real
estate to cover, and Abi was able to pull Ura down an instant before the
Suckiwake stepped out. They called a mono-ii to actually check whether or not
Abi pulled Ura's hair, but video replays showed that Ura touched down first and
the win was clean for Abi. Clean but ugly. Abi moves to 5-2 with the dangerous
win while Ura falls to 1-6.
Up next
was Sekiwake Wakatakakage who was paired against M1 Daieisho, and Daieisho
dominated the tachi-ai driving WTK quickly back to the edge, but Daieisho then
relented in his charge and waited for Wakatakakage to counter. Said counter move
was WTK's slipping to his left and firing a tsuki from the side, and the willing
Daieisho just squared back up with his foe and stood upright with hands wide and
back to the edge. For his part, Wakatakakage rushed in and grabbed moro-zashi,
and when Daieisho put his left arm high around Wakatakakage's neck, it enabled
the Suckiwake to get behind Daieisho, drive him along the edge of the dohyo, and
then pick him up from behind and throw him across and down with some oomph.
That's not really the way you should treat a guy who just let up for you and is
now completely submissive, and Kotonowaka made a similar mistake earlier on in
the basho. The bottom line is this: Daieisho dominated from the tachi-ai, and
the only reason that Wakatakakage got an opening here is because Daieisho let
him have it. Wakatakakage created nothing here of his own doing as he moves to
6-1. As for Daieisho, he falls to 4-3 and we'll see if he has some pay back for
Wakatakakage next basho.
Moving
to the faux-zeki ranks, M3 Onosho dominated Mitakeumi from the tachi-ai driving
him back a few steps with a nice tsuppari attack, but just like the previous
bout, Onosho suddenly let up allowing Mitakeumi to make a move. Unlike the
previous bout, Mitakeumi was not able pounce and provide a flashy ending.
Rather, he went for a meager swipe down motion with the right hand that barely
hit Onosho's left wrist, but Onosho just dutifully put two palms to the dirt
giving Mitakeumi the cheap win. Oguruma did his best to explain this one away,
but one thing he never mentioned was a positive aspect to Mitakeumi's sumo
because it doesn't exist. Mitakeumi is gifted 6-1 while Onosho palms his way
down to 3-4.
Finally,
Takakeisho was paired against M2 Tamawashi, and the Mongolian knocked Takakeisho
upright with some tsuppari to the neck but then immediately put both hands up
high as if to pull giving Takakeisho permission to move forward and shove. As
Takakeisho moved forward, Tamawashi backed up right out of the ring, and
Takakeisho actually had to spin his wheels to keep up. When you're actually
forcing your opponent back and out of the ring, you execute sound de-ashi or
suri-ashi, but Takakeisho's feet looked like he was trying to pedal a bicycle in
trying to keep up. Regardless of that, it was over in two seconds, and it looked
like a nice win for Takakeisho.
I thought Sanbe Announcer said it best afterwards when he commented, "Kowagarazu
ni mae ni deta," or Takakeisho moved forward without fear. I talked about it
earlier this basho, but when Takakeisho knows the bout is fixed beforehand, he
moves straight forward and matter of fact. When he's not sure of the outcome or
his opponent doesn't give up less than a second in, he panics and goes for pulls
and swipes more than he attempts to thrust. The result is Takakeisho's moving to
5-2 while Tamawashi willingly falls to 3-4.
Of the bouts covered today, only one was straight up...the Abi - Ura affair, and
it's no surprise that Abi won it back pedaling. Of the rikishi who will contend
for the yusho, not a single one of them has yet to win the tachi-ai in a bout
and win using linear sumo where their opponent was actually trying to win.
Instead, we get finishes at the edge that look like this:
Day 6 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
big news of the day was of course the withdrawal of Yokozuna Terunofuji after a
bland 3-2 start. Because they can't put "disinterest" on the kyujo papers, they
fabricated other conditions like pain in the left knee and a bruised right heel.
The problem with Terunofuji's withdrawal is that sumo--just like it's
counterpart, professional wrestling--needs a heel for it to be successful and
entertaining, and Fuji's departure from the festivities takes away that heel.
Takayasu has proven over and over that he can't
carry a basho, and despite Mitakeumi's three career yusho, the words they used
to describe his sumo on the News tonight was, "He's reacting well, and he's
moving well." No "Tachi-ai." No "Tsuyoi." No "Oshi." No "Mawashi." No anything
that has to do with actual sumo. The only guy in sumo over my 30 years of
watching who did not move well was Konishiki once he crossed the 600 lb
threshold. Everyone else moves well...even if they suck.
Aside from moving well, responding well means that you are taking the brunt of
the punishment and so you need to react or counter. I would say that Mitakeumi's
opponents have responded well by diving at the last second just before
they push the faux-zeki across the straw, but whatever. It's all a game of words
when actual sumo is lacking.
I'm quite sure you won't be getting analysis of every bout over the weekend, so
let's touch 'em all today. The broadcast in Japan briefly started before the
Makuuchi bouts, but they cut away for a lengthy news break missing the first few
bouts of Makuuchi. That's a sign that they can keep people's attention better
with more interesting things than sumo, but (un)fortunately for us, they showed
replays of the first few bouts when they resumed the sumo feed.
Up first was M17 Kagayaki welcoming J1 Tsurugisho, and the two connected in
migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai whereupon Kagayaki just stood upright stiff as a
board and let Tsurugisho drive him back in a few seconds. No counter sumo, no
grunting, no uwate, nothing. Just good ole yaocho to start the day as Tsurugisho
evens things up at 3-3 while Kagayaki had room to sell in falling to 4-2.
Next up was M14 Kotoshoho and M17 Ichiyamamoto in a poorly fought bout.
Ichiyamamoto won the tachi-ai (which isn't saying much) and offered a few light
tsuppari Kotoshoho's way, and all Shoho could do was react with some poor
defensive tsuppari of his own. With Kotoshoho making no headway, IYM began
backing up as if to pull, but instead of actually going for a pull, he put his
left hand at the side of Kotoshoho's belt in uwate-nage fashion and then twisted
his body down touching his butt to the dirt before Kotoshoho fell over. This was
a very awkward bout of sumo start to finish where as usual when the bout is
fixed, the winner did nothing to dictate the flow at any point. I'm not sure
where they got the oshi-dashi winning technique, but they had to think of
something. Kotoshoho "improves" to 3-3 while IYM falls brilliantly to 1-5.
M14 Yutakayama put two hands forward at the tachi-ai against M16 Nishikigi, but
he somehow forgot to thrust with them, so he just stood there upright and waited
for Nishikigi to slowly drive him back and across. Just like the first bout on
the day, no attempt to counter, no heated action, nothing. Plain ole yaocho
where Nishikigi moves to 4-2 while Yutakayama falls to 3-3.
The marquee matchup on the day featured M16 Kohtokuzan vs. M13 Chiyonokuni. Or
not. Chiyonokuni moved a step forward from the tachi-ai with a tsuppari attack,
but then he just halted and let the rookie comeback with tsuppari of his own.
There was a lot of slapping going on, but the thrusts weren't really making an
impact, and so Kohtokuzan went for a right tsuki-otoshi into Chiyonokuni's left
side, and Kuni anticipated it just a hair early, so he began his fall before
Kohtokuzan actually made contact. The rookie has purchased his three wins in
moving to 3-3 while Chiyonokuni graciously falls to 4-2.
M15 Akua kept his hands high and tight at the tachi-ai gifting M12 Kotoeko what
he wanna, and so Eko got the right arm inside and executed a force-out charge so
fast had you blinked you would have missed it. Kotoeko moves to 4-2 with the
uncontested win while Akua was completely mukiryoku in falling to 1-5.
In
a curious bout, M15 Tochinoshin came with the usual kachi-age against M12
Chiyotairyu before offering a few thrusts, but then Shin relented allowing the
bout to go to migi-yotsu where Chiyotairyu was close to moro-zashi. After
digging in and a bit of jockeying, the two traded stances and found themselves
in hidari-yotsu where Chiyotairyu had the right outer grip. Tochinoshin had the
clear advantage from this stance, and as he attempted a force-out charge, his
belt came loose so much so that Chiyotairyu's right belt grip was up around
Tochinoshin's shoulder. Can't say I've seen that before, but with Tairyu having
lost his momentum, the force-out was swift and direct in Tochinoshin's favor.
Shin moves to 4-2 with the nice win while Chiyotairyu falls to 2-4.
M11 Myogiryu and M13 Chiyomaru hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai where
Myogiryu had Maru upright enough to where the left outer grip was open, but
Myogiryu didn't take it. As for Chiyomaru, he was too far from an uwate of his
own and at a disadvantage, but Myogiryu didn't capitalize on it instead waiting
for who knows what? Well, I know what. The two stood in a stalemate for about 30
seconds in the ring, and realizing that he was obligated to throw the bout but
that Chiyomaru was in no position to make a move, Myogiryu just pulled both arms
out of position and backed up near the edge, and from there Chiyomaru rushed
forward and offered a light tsuki with the left, and Myogiryu's reaction was to
just bowl himself forward and down back into the center of the ring. Chiyomaru
clearly buys one here in moving to 2-4 while Myogiryu is even steven at 3-3.
M10 Aoiyama was slapping M11 Terutsuyoshi silly with tsuppari from the tachi-ai,
but the Happy Bulgar's legs were not into it, and instead of just bullying
T-Yoshi back and across, he stopped his charge and allowed the bout to go to
yotsu-zumo. As Terutsuyoshi burrowed in close, Aoiyama grabbed the shaky left
kote position to Terutsuyoshi's right arm inside, but you could still see
that Terutsuyoshi did not have the ability to fell Aoiyama. After giving
Terutsuyoshi moro-zashi, the little guy tested the right inside belt throw
waters twice, but Aoiyama was just too big to throw. What was obvious here is
that Aoiyama was NOT even thinking about a counter left throw that would have
worked with ease. With Aoiyama having already shown that he was clearly not
trying to win the bout, it was just a matter of how would he fall? Finally,
Terutsuyoshi went for a weak and tired left scoop throw, and that was Aoiyama's
cue to plop over and down. At least he made Terutsuyoshi work for it as both
fellas end the day at 3-3.
M9 Tobizaru henka'd to his right wildly against M8 Sadanoumi, but Umi was able
to square back up and keep his foe at bay with a few tsuppari. With Tobizaru
having played his hand, Sadanoumi was able to grab a left outer belt and force
the bout to yotsu. The problem was that he didn't have Tobizaru secured with
anything to the right, and so as Sadanoumi went for the force out charge,
Tobizaru countered with a right inside belt throw and the nage-no-uchi-ai was on
that sent Tobizaru to the edge of the dohyo and off altogether. Sadanoumi
actually touched down first, but they ruled in his favor, so a mono-ii was held
where they said that Tobizaru's hand touched down first, so gumbai to Sadanoumi.
In watching the replays, Sadanoumi definitely touched down first, but I don't
think you can give the bout to a guy whose entire body had crossed the tawara by
the time his foe touches down. Hey, at least it was a real bout of sumo as
Sadanoumi moves to 2-4 while Tobizaru falls to 3-3.
M7
Takayasu was completely uncontested by M10 Shimanoumi in their bout today.
Shimanoumi's tachi-ai was decent, but he wasn't looking to get inside and just
backed up of his own volition. Takayasu sorta got the right arm inside, but it
was less than elbow deep, and the issue was that Shimanoumi was backing up
faster than Takayasu was moving forward. Shimnoumi's backward motion was
definitely not due to any pressure coming from Takayasu, but it was over in
under three seconds with Shimanoumi backing himself out of the ring with
Takayasu in tow. This pic was the only "action pic" I could find on the wires.
Remember, the same money that was behind Kisenosato is behind Takayasu thus this
clown show of a 6-0 start. Shimanoumi is richer here in falling to 2-4.
M9 Wakamotoharu and M7 Okinoumi hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and
WMH was up a bit higher than he wanted to be, but Okinoumi wasn't trying to win,
and so he slowly allowed himself to be backed up to the edge, and at that point
Wakamotoharu finally got the right outer grip and that enable to finally force a
listless Okinoumi back and across the straw. Wakamotoharu bought this one in
moving to 4-2 while Okinoumi falls to 1-5.
M8
Chiyoshoma struck M8 Kotonowaka at the tachi-ai and then backed away hoping that
Kotonowaka would just push him out, but once again, if Kotonowaka's actions
didn't cause Chiyoshoma's movement, he also wasn't prepared to push Chiyoshoma
back, and so the two hooked up in hidari-yotsu where Chiyoshoma grabbed the easy
right outer grip. Chiyoshoma moved Kotonowaka back to the edge, but relented
also allowing Kotonowaka to grab a right outer of his own; thus, the
gappuri-yotsu bout was on. Chiyoshoma had the clear advantage as Kotonowaka was
up way too high, but instead of using that advantage, Chiyoshoma purposefully
whiffed on a leg trip, which was really an excuse to give up his advantage.
Problem was when the dust settled Kotonowaka was in an even worse position, but
he still had a very loose right outer grip, and he used that to attempt to throw
Chiyoshoma over, and the Mongolian complied by ensuring to touch his down his
right forearm first as part of the nage-no-uchi-ai. Clear yaocho here as
Kotonowaka moves to 5-1, and is this the type of yusho race we're rooting for?
Guys to buy there way through to the end? That's exactly what we're going to get
this basho now that Terunofuji is out. Chiyoshoma falls--literally--to 2-4.
M6 Hokutofuji went for his usual tachi-ai where he pushes with the right hand
and shades left, and M4 Endoh knew exactly what was coming and as Hokutofuji
moved left, Endoh just plowed forward straight into him and scored the pushout
win in about two seconds. Endoh moves to 4-2 with the nice win while Hokutofuji
falls to 3-3.
M1 Daieisho caught M5 Takarafuji in the chest with nice tsuppari from the
tachi-ai, and as Takarafuji shaded left in an effort to throw a wrench in
things, Daieisho stayed square and just pummeled Takarafuji back and across the
straw in mere seconds. Nice sumo here from Daieisho as he moves to 4-2 while
Takarafuji falls to 1-5.
M2 Ichinojo was composed at the tachi-ai against M1 Ura keeping his eyes on
Ura's movements while fishing for a position to the inside. He'd never get it,
but after Ura moved back and right in and effort to get to the inside, Ichinojo
brought two hams down hard at the back of Ura's head and neck slapping him
straight down for the easy peasy hataki-komi win. Ichinojo is 4-2 if you need
him while Ura falls to 1-5.
Komusubi
Takanosho won the tachi-ai against Sekiwake Wakatakakage and connected on enough
tsuppari to cause WTK to move to the right, but Takanosho was right on the move
continuing to connect on tsuppari and sending the Sekiwake on the run. Takanosho
was in control from the start but for no reason moved to the side in an attempt
to go for a pull, but he totally whiffed on the move and then just waited for
Wakatakakage to go for a wild swipe of his own, and that was Takanosho's cure to
dive to the dirt. Ridiculous. Wakatakakage is close to being demoted to
Suckiwake status as he buys his way to 5-1 while Takanosho graciously falls to
1-5.
Suckiwake Abi caught Komusubi Hoshoryu nicely at the tachi-ai with two hands to
the chest, and that caused Hoshoryu to back up and shade to his right in an
effort to throw Abi off of his attack. And it worked. As Abi wildly rushed
forward, Hoshoryu was able to slip under Abi's extended right arm and lift the
Suckiwake completely upright and off balance, and from there, Hoshoryu rushed
Abi across the dohyo and into the front row. Give credit to Abi for the good
tachi-ai, but he couldn't follow it up, and the crafty Mongolian got the best of
him. Abi falls to 4-2 in defeat while Hoshoryu moves to 3-3.
M4 Kiribayama kept his hands high and wide against Takakeisho allowing the faux-zeki
to get his tsuppari attack going with some effect. Without having actually been
hit by Takakeisho, Kiribayama backed up and moved left, and as Takakeisho
squared back up, Kiribayama put his hands at the back of Takakeisho's head and
just said do me now. You have to credit straight up forward-moving sumo from
Takakeisho, but Takakeisho only does this when he knows the bout is fixed. When
it's straight up, he panics from the start and goes for swipes and pulls and
everything but confident, straight-forward tsuppari. Ne'ertheless, he moves to
4-2 thanks to the charity as Kiribayama falls to the same 4-2 mark.
M2
Tamawashi decided to beat Shodai, and so he did catching the faux-zeki with a
couple of fierce tsuppari to the throat, and Shodai was thankfully pushed back
in about two seconds. No need to get your ass kicked longer than that as
Tamawashi moves to 3-3 while Shodai falls to 1-5.
In
the final bout of the day, M3 Meisei put a hand to the throat of Mitakeumi at
the tachi-ai and then promptly backed up and to his left. In the process, he got
a hand on the side of Mitakeumi's belt as the latter looked to get the right arm
inside, but before the bout could go chest to chest, Meisei just backed across
the straw gifting Mitakeumi a 5-1 record. As for Meisei, he falls to 1-5 and
seems to know his place in the hierarchy. In the pic at right, Meisei has
already clearly given up and yet he's still within the confines of the ring.
Typical Mitakeumi win here.
M3 Onosho picked up the freebie due to Terunofuji's absence moving Onosho to
3-3, and it's going to be painful not having a solid presence with solid sumo to
close out each day. Wait, what? Shodai fights last tomorrow? I stand corrected.
Day 5 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Seemingly
every decade, something breaks in the news regarding bout fixing in sumo. The
last time was in 2011 when an actual tournament was canceled when police
evidence revealed paper trails of bout fixing as part of an investigation into
gambling among sumo rikishi. Prior to that, you had Itai's revelation in 2000
where he detailed how yaocho works, and I think it's worth reading because it's
as if he's talking about the type of sumo we're watching now. Around 1990, then
commissioner Wakanohana made bout fixing a huge issue internally because he was
worried that the sport was going to lose their fans over the practice. Under
"Episodes" on the former commissioner's Japanese wiki page, it even lists this
as something associated to his tenure as commissioner:
In the fall of 1991, an emergency meeting was held with all of the oyakata
and sekitori in attendance, and a warning was issued in regards to "Mukiryoku
Sumo." According to Dewanoumi-oyakata who was serving as Chief Compliance
Officer at the time, the issue of exchanging money for bouts was also addressed.
Furthermore, a tape recording of an all-hands rikishi meeting in September of
1989 revealed a statement by then Executive Director of the Sumo Association,
Shinichi Morishima, "We generally refer to yaocho as mukiryoku sumo." This
suggests that internally the Association began using the term "mukiryoku sumo"
to refer to yaocho around this time. During an NHK Special which aired on
February 12, 2011, the Sumo Association issued a clarifying statement that said,
"Mukiryoku sumo is lazy sumo that lacks a fighting spirit while yaocho refers to
the unauthorized arrangement of a bout beforehand."
That's not from me. That's posted on Wikipedia. In between these major yaocho
revelations, we've also seen other stories pop up like the mysterious death of
former Onaruto-oyakata and another sumo insider named Seiichiro Hashimoto in
1996 on the same day in the same hospital of mysterious illnesses after their
plans to publish a book detailing yaocho and the seedier side of sumo.
Then about 15 years ago in a court case where Kitanoumi sued a tabloid for
publishing yaocho claims in their magazine, the defense produced a recording of
Miyagino-oyakata (Hakuho's stablemaster) confessing to his mistress that he paid
the Asashoryu camp around $30K USD to throw a bout on senshuraku between the
two.
When I first started watching sumo, any time such news would break I'd simply
plug my ears and make noises with my mouth until the news blew over. I didn't
want it to be true and so it wasn't. The first time I actually considered such
news was in 2000 when Itai dropped his claims. It followed my favorite rikishi,
Musoyama's, only career yusho, which I knew was fixed, and so I confessed to
Kenji that I had suspicions about certain rikishi. He would have nothing of the
sort and so I brushed it off still enjoying sumo.
In 2002 we started SumoTalk and we'd talk about fixed bouts occasionally, but it
didn't need to be thee narrative of the day, and so it wasn't. Now,
however, it feels to me as if the bout fixing is getting so ridiculous and so
brazen and so rampant that it wouldn't surprise me if it comes to a head at some
point in the near future. I just don't know how they can carry on like this and
not be exposed.
M17 Ichiyamamoto struck J1 Ohho well at the tachi-ai sticking him with two hands
to the torso, but then IYM just ducked his head as if to say, "Pull me down,
dude," and Ohho slipped a bit left and did. As is usually the case in
compromised bouts, the winner dude nothing to set up the final kimari-te. This
was all Ichiyamamoto leaving himself vulnerable in falling to 1-4. Ohho buys his
way to 4-1 and will likely return to the division for May. Just great!
M15 Tochinoshin came with dual kachi-age against M16 Kohtokuzan, but Shin wasn't
looking to force the bout to the belt. Instead, he fired wild tsuppari and
attempted a few dumb pulls presumably in an effort to give the rookie an
opening. Kohtokuzan was hapless, however, and so Tochinoshin went back to work
at one point getting the left outer grip over the top, but he refused to get
this right arm inside, and so with Tochinoshin doing everything not to win and
give his opponent every opportunity, Kohtokuzan backed up for a pull and slipped
across the tawara falling down in the process. Never seen the straw defeat a guy
before like that, but welcome to modern day sumo. Tochinoshin moves to 3-2 while
Kohtokuzan is a mess at 2-3.
M17 Kagayaki and M14 Yutakayama struck well at the tachi-ai, but Yutakayama was
so upright that Kagayaki found himself in moro-zashi. As Yutakayama pivoted to
his left, Kagayaki stayed snug and began a force out charge into his opponent,
but Yutakayama just slid his right foot back across the straw in an uneventful
three seconds. Yutakayama (3-2) did absolutely nothing to try and win this one.
He came in high at the tachi-ai and then just stepped out prematurely giving
Kagayaki (4-1) the uncontested win.
M14 Kotoshoho henka'd right at the tachi-ai barely touching M15 Akua with a
forearm at the back of Akua's left shoulder, but Akua just ran himself out of
the dohyo to the side without even trying. The contact from Kotoshoho was
minimal at best, and I can't believe the Osaka fans sat there so patiently being
spoon-fed all this crap. Kotoshoho buys his way to 2-3 while Akua falls to 1-4.
M16 Nishikigi was completely ukemi, or passive, at the tachi-ai against
M13 Chiyonokuni not even bothering to lift his hands up as he waited for Kuni to
move forward. Knowing the outcome was compromised, Chiyonokuni did move forward
not even bother to fire tsuppari. Later, he struck Nishikigi upright, moved
left, and then went for an average pull and Nishikigi just flopped to the dirt
in defeat. A hot start to these first five bouts weren't as Chiyonokuni buys
another win at 4-1 while Nishikigi had plenty of room to sell at 3-2.
M13 Chiyomaru was high and out of position at the tachi-ai against M11
Terutsuyoshi, but instead of rushing in and securing moro-zashi, Terutsuyoshi
struck lightly once and then began backing up and dancing around the perimeter
of the ring for no reason. I mean, there was a reason. It just wasn't to escape
any heat from Chiyomaru. With Terunofuji moving laterally with his chest square
to Maru providing a target, Chiyomaru eventually caught up and went for the
slightest of pulls, and that was Terutsuyoshi's cue to just put both palms to
the dirt before standing right back up. Chiyomaru picks up his first win...I
guess...at 1-4 while Terutsuyoshi falls to 2-3.
M12 Chiyotairyu clashed well at the tachi-ai as M10 Aoiyama took complete charge
staring straight into Chiyotairyu's face and pushing him back once, twice, three
times a lady. Doing what Aoiyama did there is no easy task, but he showed
textbook oshi-zumo in moving to 3-2 while Chiyotairyu took a licking today at
2-3. Before we move on, can you imagine Takakeisho doing the kind of sumo that
Aoiyama did today?
M10 Shimanoumi and M12 Kotoeko both charged hard at the tachi-ai engaging in a
slapfest early on where neither guy was committed to a full-on charge.
Eventually, Shimanoumi got the right arm inside, but he focused more on a left
outer grip instead of keeping Eko in snug chest to chest. He used the outer grip
to dashi-nage Kotoeko to the side, but he lost the grip so the two settled in
for a bit pushing into each others shoulders with a bit of separation. With
Shimanoumi nudging Kotoeko back near the straw, Kotoeko pounced left grabbing an
outer grip, and with Shimanoumi getting his own left outer, Kotoeko just
launched his body into his opponent forcing him across the straw before
Shimanoumi was able to swing him wildly down. Mukiryoku sumo this wasn't as
Kotoeko picks up the wild win at 3-2 while Shimanoumi falls to 2-3.
The tachi-ai between M11 Myogiryu and M9 Wakamotoharu was average with both guys
coming in high, and the two eventually settled into hidari-yotsu sumo where
Wakamotoharu was reaching for the right outer grip. WMH had Myogiryu so upright
that Myogiryu knew he was in trouble, and as he attempted a maki-kae with the
right, Wakamotoharu pounced at the momentum shift and forced Myogiryu back and
across with relative ease. Both rikishi end the day at 3-2.
M8 Chiyoshoma kept his hands low at the tachi-ai against M9 Tobizaru and just
ran forward at Tobizaru's bidding. Problem was we're talking about Tobizaru, and
so the Flying Monkey did little to take advantage forcing the two to slap at
each other in the center of the ring. I mean, Chiyoshoma coulda gotten to the
inside at any point of this bout, but he just stayed upright waiting for
Tobizaru to make a move. The bout finally went to an awkward hidari-yotsu where
the two weren't chest to chest, and Chiyoshoma literally just stood there as
Tobizaru wrenched him around, and then Chiyoshoma pulled his left arm to the
outside, and at that point Tobizaru finally executed a force-out charge easily
sending Chiyoshoma back and across. Chiyoshoma (2-3) redefined mukiryoku and
just plain dumb sumo here as he threw the bout in favor of Tobizaru (3-2).
M7 Okinoumi kept his hands low against M6 Kotonowaka signaling from the start
that he wasn't trying to win, but Kotonowaka's tachi-ai was not good, and it
gave Okinoumi the clear path to hidari-yotsu with the right outer grip, but
instead of taking it, he kept his hands limp as the two traded places in the
dohyo. Okinoumi had yet another chance to grab a stifling right grip that would
have pinned Kotonowaka's left useless, but he pulled back again and put that arm
up high around Kotonowaka's neck, and that was Baby Waka's chance to score the
easy force out from there. Okinoumi was completely mukiryoku from the tachi-ai
as Kotonowaka is gifted 4-1 while Okinoumi is seriously hoarding cash at 1-4.
M6 Hokutofuji henka'd left at the tachi-ai pushing into the side of M8 Sadanoumi
and choking him with the right, and as Umi tried to evade and turn the tables,
Hokutofuji stayed square enough that he was able to follow Sadanoumi around the
ring and push him out in the end. The bout never really did settle in after the
henka, and you can't call this great sumo, but Hokutofuji picks up the win
moving to 3-2 while Sadanoumi falls to 1-4.
M5
Takarafuji kept his hands low at the tachi-ai giving M7 Takayasu the perfect
target to attack. Takayasu attempted a few nodowa, but he couldn't get the job
done even against a purely defenseless opponent, and as Takayasu let the action
flow back to the center of the ring, Takarafuji accidentally got the left arm to
the inside and had the path to the right outer group...all with Takayasu
retreating, but of course Takarafuji relented and just stood there waiting for
Takayasu to push him over and down with a light tsuki to the side. Takayasu's
tsuki-otoshi attempt was weak, and Takarafuji had to dive a bit, but whatever.
The shullbit sumo continues for Takayasu as he finishes the jobansen at 5-0
while Takarafuji has been extremely charitable this basho at 1-4.
M2 Ichinojo executed a quick hari-te against M4 Endoh slapping with the left and
looking to get the right arm inside, but Endoh moved to the side leaving the
Mongolith with a sturdy left outer grip. As Endoh tried to evade out of the
yotsu-zumo contest, Ichinojo stayed square the entire way and caught Endoh at
the other side of the dohyo in moro-zashi where he forced him back that final
step with ease. Both dudes finish the day at 3-2.
M1 Ura tried to duck low at the tachi-ai against M1 Daieisho, but the latter was
having none of it, and he kept his eyes squarely on Ura as Ura tried to evade
around the ring and spring some sort of trap, but Daieisho's tsuppari connected
well, and Ura didn't have a chance as Daieisho blistered him off the dohyo
altogether and into the waiting arms of Hoshoryu ringside. This is what anyone
not ranked at Ozeki can do against Ura, so when you don't see this vicious sumo
against him, you know Ura's opponent is mukiryoku. Daieisho moves to 3-2 with
the easy win while Ura is just 1-4.
Suckiwake Abi's feet were very unstable against Komusubi Takanosho from the
tachi-ai, and Takanosho could have taken the easy advantage, but the bout was
fixed coming in unfortunately, and so Takanosho extended his right arm and
allowed Abi to grab hold of it and tug a willing Takanosho clear off the dohyo
in under three seconds. In describing Abi's sumo afterwards, Koi Announcer used
the term "semeraremashita" which is a passive form implying that Abi was
the one being attacked and not attacking. And that was the case and is the case
with Mitakeumi and Takayasu as well. They are always on the receiving end but
somehow pull the rabbit out of the hat every time. Abi is a phony 4-1 while
Takanosho gets paid to fall to 1-4.
Speaking
of passive sumo, Komusubi Hoshoryu was just that from the tachi-ai against
Sekiwake Wakatakakage keeping his hands high and wide and allowing WTK to rush
forward and push Hoshoryu over to the edge with a left tsuki and right nodowa.
Still, Wakatakakage wasn't the one dictating the flow of the bout, and so he
couldn't finish Hoshoryu off in one fell swoop, so the Komusubi put his left arm
up high wrapping it around WTK's neck, and that finally allowed Wakatakakage to
get the right arm inside and score the easy yori-kiri win. Hoshoryu was
mukiryoku start to finish as he falls to 2-3 while Wakatakakage buys his way to
4-1.
Shodai lost the tachi-ai yet again today against M3 Onosho who scored on some
nice jabs to the neck to lift Shodai upright and off balance, but instead of
finishing the oshi charge, Onosho relented and waited for the bout to go to
yotsu-zumo. It eventually ended up in migi-yotsu where Onosho anticipated a
nage-no-uchi-ai where Onosho would scoop with the right and Shodai would throw
with the left uwate-nage, but the M3 began his dive before Shodai had fully
grabbed the belt, so by the
time
Shodai caught up, Onosho was already on the dohyo floor resulting in an
embarrassing ending for everyone. If you look at the sequence of pics at left,
how does Onosho get from Point A to Point B from a belt throw? How
pathetic is it that someone ranked as an Ozeki needs Onosho to take a dive for
them like this? It's disgraceful as the Shodai camp scrapes up enough cash to
buy his first win while Onosho graciously falls to 2-3. Anyone who believes that
this bout was real should be embarrassed.
M4
Kiribayama and Mitakeumi hooked up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai...the last
pose Mitakeumi wanted to find himself in, but Kiribayama played nice by refusing
the left outer grip at first and agreeing to back up to the edge. Still, with
Mitakeumi having set nothing up, he didn't have the momentum to force Kiribayama
across, and so the Mongolian nudged the action back towards the center of the
ring, and while we were blocked with the main camera angle, you could see
Kiribayama go for the left outer and then just wrench Mitakeumi sideways a bit
to where he was completely had. I actually paused the tape at this point to snap
a picture of the pose in Kiribayama's favor that was so decisive, there was no
way for Mitakeumi to escape. And I was pleasantly surprised that instead of
taking a dive, Kiribayama followed through on the perfect force-out charge.
In everyone of Mitakeumi's bouts this basho that didn't involve Ura, the
opponent has dictated the pace the entire way. Mitakeumi loses the tachi-ai;
he's always driven to the edge; and then he somehow pulls the rabbit out of the
hat in the end. You'd think in five such bouts maybe he'd win one of them, but
thanks to compromised sumo, he came into the day undefeated, but Kiribayama
showed here exactly how easy and decisive that even an M4 can defeated Mitakeumi
if that's what they want to do. Mitakeumi was defeated soundly has both rikishi
finish the day at 4-1.
M3 Meisei kept his hands out wide completely exposing his torso to Takakeisho,
but the faux-zeki still couldn't knock him off the starting lines, and so Meisei
continued to keep his hands high and wide as he moved laterally to the right
waiting for Takakeisho to finish him off. It took about five seconds, but
Takakeisho was finally able to get his bearings and push the willing Meisei back
and across for good. Takakeisho is gifted one here no doubt in moving to 3-2
while Meisei falls to a harmless 1-4.
In the day's final bout, Yokozuna Terunofuji welcomed M2 Tamawashi, and from the
tachi-ai, Tamawashi used a real tsuppari attack focused into Terunofuji's neck
to keep him upright and on his heels, and all Tamawashi needed to do from that
point was to drive his legs forward, and that he did sending Terunofuji back and
toppling over and down as Tamawashi picks up the easy kin-boshi. I think
Terunofuji was a bit mukiryoku here, but this bout was example of why I say that
Tamawashi is the best rikishi on the banzuke. Regardless of any politics that
may have been involved, Terunofuji falls to 3-2 while Tamawashi ekes forward to
2-3.
Day 4 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
two items of news that hit the wires overnight were the withdrawal announcement
of Ishiura, which was no surprise, and the revelation that Aoiyama's request for
Japanese citizenship was formally granted. That tells us that Aoiyama will
likely remain in Japan even after retirement and why not? I would be surprised
if Aoiyama stays on with the Sumo Association as an oyakata, but regardless of
that, his MO now is to hoard as much cash as possible. The dude is in such
control in the lower half of the banzuke that he could fight for at least
another five years.
It reminds a lot of Kyokutenho. That dude was always sandbagging it down in the
lower half of the division winning just enough bouts to keep his place on the
banzuke but selling enough bouts to bank as much yen as possible. Kyokutenho
would ultimately take over the Oshima-beya, and he had more than enough money
banked to operate the stable. Understanding the dynamics going on behind the
scenes like this help to explain a lot of the mediocre sumo we see on a daily
basis in the Makuuchi division.
Day 4 began with M17 Kagayaki wielding the bully stick against previously
unbeaten M16 Nishikigi. Kagayaki struck his foe hard from the tachi-ai with two
hands to the chest and used perfect de-ashi to drive him back in linear fashion.
When Nishikigi resisted at the edge, Kagayaki already had moro-zashi and so the
force-out was a given from there. Nice solid start to the day as both rikishi
finish 3-1.
M15 Tochinoshin engaged in a wild affair with M17 Ichiyamamoto where both dudes
were sorta thrusting and sorta slapping. They weren't moving all around the
dohyo, but there was no continuity to either party's sumo or to the bout. You
could see that IYM couldn't really make a dent in Shin's armor, but it didn't
look as if Tochinoshin was trying to take the bout to the belt. After about
eight seconds of wild, unstable sumo, Tochinoshin wrapped his arm around
Ichiyamamoto's neck, and the younger dude just went down. Wasn't a throw, and it
wasn't really a thrust. The dude just went down, and I think Ichiyamamoto owed
Tochinoshin a bout since IYM won last basho. Tochinoshin moves to 2-2 while
Ichiyamamoto falls to 1-3.
M14 Yutakayama easily knocked M16 Kohtokuzan off of the starting lines with a
perfect tsuppari attack, and he had the rookie driven to the edge where all he
needed was that final forearm to shove Kohtokuzan beyond the straw, but wouldn't
ya know it? The rookie summoned his inner Mitakeumi and somehow willed
Yutakayama to fall over and down without even touching him. They ruled it
hiki-otoshi because Kohtokuzan managed to touch Yutakayama's shoulder after he
was already on his way down, but this was clearly a dive from Yutakayama after
kicking Kohtokuzan's ass the entire way. The rookie moves to 2-2 with the gift
while Yutakayama falls to 3-1, and as Kohtokuzan exited the arena, you could
hear the Jedi masters sitting ringside say, "The Force is strong in that one."
M15 Akua struck M13 Chiyonokuni well at the tachi-ai knocking him completely
upright thanks to Chiyonokuni's hands being way too high, and Akua looked to
seize the momentum by driving Chiyonokuni back quickly. But wait...there's
more!! Instead of just continuing his momentum and driving Kuni back in mere
seconds, Akua decided to switch gears and grab Chiyonokuni's right arm as if to
tottari him, but the dude literally dragged Chiyonokuni straight into his body
and then just collapsed to the dirt pulling his foe on top of him.
When it came time for the kimari-te, I was like, "Oh, this should be good," and
they ruled it kiri-kaeshi. Kiri-whatsie?? Wow! That was a big stretch, but what
else are you going to rule it since you can't say the word yaocho? Sometimes I
feel like instead of a live audience they should fight the sumos to a laugh
track it's that unbelievable. I'm speechless as Chiyonokuni sorta moves to 3-1
while Akua should put the money he earned today towards better acting lessons at
1-3.
Before we move on, do you know the easiest way to tell yaocho? It's sumo that
doesn't look like the thousands and thousands of bouts you've watched at
morning keiko. I hardly dare to watch the rest, but if we must...
M13 Chiyomaru knocked M12 Kotoeko back a full step from the tachi-ai looking to
take the clear advantage, but as sweet as his tachi-ai was, he went into yaocho
mode putting both hands high around Eko's head waiting for his opponent to force
the bout to the belt. Kotoeko complied getting the right arm to the inside, and
as Maru retreated, he just dipped that right shoulder giving Kotoeko the left
outer grip. After gifting Kotoeko everything but the kitchen sink, Chiyomaru
offered little resistance at the edge as Kotoeko "forced" him across. These guys
just can't help themselves as Kotoeko buys his second win at 2-2 while Chiyomaru
is hoarding cash at 0-4.
M12 Chiyotairyu caught M14 Kotoshoho with a vicious hari-te with the right from
the tachi-ai, and Tairyu was in full push mode from the beginning. And I might
add it was beautiful to watch. After being knocked back a few steps, Kotoshoho
tried to evade around the edge to his right, but Chiyotairyu was just too good
and caught the youngster with a few more square shoves sending him out
tsuki-dashi style. Yes, a legitimate tsuki-dashi! I'll take that after all the
crap we've been exposed to these first four days. Chiyotairyu moves to 2-2 while
Kotoshoho falls to 1-3, and you watch a bout like this and you can truly see the
gap between a guy like Chiyotairyu and Kotoshoho.
M10 Shimanoumi and M11 Terutsuyoshi butted heads at the tachi-ai before
Shimanoumi drove his foe back quite methodically with a nice shove attack, and
with Terutsuyoshi's heels on the straw, Shimanoumi shifted gears and pulled him
back to the center of the ring and down. Probably some shenanigans here as both
rikishi end the day at 2-2.
Fresh off of his bender after receiving Japanese citizenship, M10 Aoiyama played
dumb against a weak henka from M11 Myogiryu to his right who barely touched the
Happy Bul...er...Aoiyama-san, and that was the M10's cue to just hit the dirt on
all fours half a second into the bout. What a fake bout, and it just gets worse
and worse it seems. Aoiyama pockets more cash in falling to 2-2 while Myogiryu
should be ashamed of himself at 3-1.
M8 Sadanoumi got his left arm inside deep against a defenseless M9 Wakamotoharu,
and Sadanoumi quickly rushed his foe back to the straw. The charge was actually
too fast for his own good as Sadanoumi never had stability with the right arm,
and he was completely vulnerable to a counter scoop throw. The bout was
negotiated beforehand, however, and so instead of really unleashing a scoop
throw that was there for the taking, Wakamotoharu began the throw and then
voluntarily pulled the SadaMight into his own body touching his hand down before
Sadanoumi touched out. Yet another fake bout as Sadanoumi buys his first win
while Wakamotoharu had room to sell at 2-2.
M7 Okinoumi kept his hands low and in tight against M9 Tobizaru not even
attempting to get to the inside or grab a hold of him, and Tobizaru immediately
backed up as if to go for a pull, and instead of Okinoumi pushing his vulnerable
foe out with some oomph, Okinoumi just dove out of the dohyo of his own
volition. Good grief this is bad as Tobizaru buys an obvious win in moving to
2-2 while Okinoumi falls--literally--to 1-3 without a care in the world.
M8 Chiyoshoma struck M6 Hokutofuji well at the tachi-ai and had a smorgasbord of
options open to him against his vulnerable opponent, especially after connecting
on a stiff face slap, but instead of forcing the bout to yotsu-zumo against his
dazed opponent, Chiyoshoma put his hands up high as if to pull, but he just
retreated grabbing the back of Fuji's belt pulling him directly into
Chiyoshoma's own body as the Mongolian hopped backwards and out of the dohyo
giving Hokutofuji the win despite zero moves from the M6 that contributed to his
cause. Chiyoshoma ran rings around his opponent today and even orchestrated the
fake ending. You knew he was in full control because Shoma landed on both feet
like a gymnast while Hokutofuji somersaulted out of control into the first row.
Fake sumo all around as both rikishi end the day at 2-2.
M6
Kotonowaka shaded right against M7 Takayasu, and the latter was so slow to react
that Kotonowaka could have pushed into Takayasu's left side sending him on the
run, but Waka let Takayasu square back up failing to fire a single shove into
his opponent's body. With Takayasu still incapable of doing anything, Kotonowaka
connected on some very good nodowa, but he wasn't driving Takayasu back
purposefully. The two finally went to migi-yotsu where Kotonowaka gifted
Takayasu the left outer grip while refusing to latch onto a left uwate of his
own. As Takayasu tested the throw waters, Kotonowaka grabbed the left outer but
quickly let it go, so you knew he was just waiting for Takayasu to do anything
worthwhile. Takayasu switched grips taking the right outer instead, and with
Kotonowaka standing there like a bump on a log, Takayasu finally dumped him over
via uwate-nage.
You look at Kotonowaka's left arm in the pic at
right, and you can see he's not trying to counter with an inside belt throw or
even a scoop throw. He just kept it limp, which resulted in this
unorthodox uwate-nage. Kotonowaka was just going along with things and picking
up some extra cash today in falling to 3-1 while Takayasu's 4-0 start has been
completely financed.
M4 Endoh benefited from Ishiura's withdrawal moving to 3-1 with the freebie.
M5 Takarafuji left both arms completely wide open at the tachi-ai against M3
Onosho, and so of course Onosho got to the inside and forced the listless
Takarafuji back and across in about two seconds. Takarafuji was as mukiryoku in
this one as you can get in falling to 1-3 while Onosho buys a win in moving to
2-2.
M2
Tamawashi moved to his left at the tachi-ai, but he didn't do anything after the
henka. After the two traded useless tsuppari with Tamawashi letting the Komusubi
square back up, Hoshoryu moved to to his right and instead of squaring up
himself with his opponent, Tamawashi just stood there deer in the headlights
looking straight ahead as Hoshoryu moved to his side. From there, the
Komusubi executed the silly pushout from behind giving him the cheap,
uncontested win. I think that makes it eight yaocho in a row as Hoshoryu moves
to 2-2 while Tamawashi falls to 1-3.
M4
Kiribayama caught Sekiwake Wakatakakage with two hands to the throat from the
tachi-ai and drove him back two full steps, but then the Mongolian stopped
driving with the legs leaving the two to fire a few wild slaps. In the process,
Wakatakakage must have thought Kiribayama struck him hard enough on the right
side to warrant a fake fall, and so WTK just spread both legs out wide just
short of the splits as he put both palms to the dirt. Something was behind this
one or Wakatakakage's got a glass jaw as both rikishi end the day at 3-1.
Suckiwake
Abi put his hands way too high at the tachi-ai across the top of M3 Meisei's
head opening the door for moro-zashi, but Meisei refused to take it, and just
stood there facing forward while Abi moved quickly right grabbing Meisei in a
kote grip, and as Abi executed a rather poor kote-nage, Meisei refused to
counter with an inside belt throw or counter scoop throw of his own. Totally
fake bout here as Meisei refused every opening gifting Abi 3-1 while Meisei
falls to 1-3. I am just shaking my head here waiting for the next real bout.
We
wouldn't get it with Mitakeumi stepping atop the dohyo to face off against a
willing Komusubi Takanosho. Takanosho held up at the tachi-ai giving Mitakeumi
the opportunity to deliver his best shot, and after a timid shove, Mitakeumi
panicked and went for a really bad pull. Takanosho instinctively put his hand in
push position, but instead of actually thrusting his opponent off of the dohyo,
Takanosho belly flopped to the dirt before Mitakeumi crossed the straw. Could it
really be more obvious? I'm just embarrassed for these Ozeki as Mitakeumi bluffs
his way to 4-0 while Takanosho was paid off in falling to 1-3.
Takakeisho
moved well at the tachi-ai against M1 Daieisho proactively firing a few
tsuppari, but they had little effect. Daieisho backed up just inviting
Takakeisho to push him back in linear fashion, but the faux-zeki couldn't do it.
After the two traded a few more shoves with Daieisho failing to use his lower
body, Takakeisho caught him in a nice choke hold with the left hand, but he
couldn't push a willing Daieisho back and out with it, and so Daieisho moved to
his right tripping over his own feet and the straw as he just flew sideways and
down while Takakeisho was still moving forward. Takakeisho's sumo was decent
here, but there was no power behind it. I mean, just picture a Chiyotairyu or a
Tamawashi who mean to win by oshi-dashi, and you can not only see the power, but
you can feel it. There was no such power today even against a willing Daieisho,
and so the ending was the M1 tripping wildly to the side in another fake fall
while Takakeisho was moving in a different direction. In a real bout, you don't
have three meters of social distancing between the two rikishi when the loser
hits the dirt. Give credit to Takakeisho for his effort, but Daieisho gave him
the win as both dudes end the day at 2-2.
Hooboy.
M1 Ura is showing that he can rough these Ozeki up any time he wanna. And he
wanna today against Shodai. Ura ducked in low from the tachi-ai and grabbed the
hapless Shodai's right arm using it to pull the faux-zeki forward and all the
way over to the edge, and before he could square back up, Ura was into his craw
pushing him out in less than three seconds. Unbelievable. A dude ranked at Ozeki
gets worked like this by Ura. I really am speechless as Shodai falls to 0-4
while Ura picks up his first win at 1-3.
In the
day's final bout, Yokozuna Terunofuji got the right arm inside against a
lethargic M2 Ichinojo, and Fuji didn't even need a left outer grip to force
Ichinojo back and across in about two seconds. Ichinojo didn't even try here
capping off a very bad day of sumo. Terunofuji moves to 3-1 with the uncontested
win while Ichinojo quietly falls to 2-2.
Four days into this thing and nobody out there gives a damn. It may be that
Mitakeumi is on a path to become the sport's next Yokozuna. I don't think they
can give it to him after this basho based on the poor content of his sumo, but
perhaps he'll be up for promotion in May. Even if that happens, the fans aren't
going to be fooled again by the second coming of Kisenosato. Everyone was buying
the hype of Kisenosato's fake run to Yokozuna the first time around, but the
aftermath was a complete disaster, and I think the Japanese fans can sense the
same thing happening if they try and sell Mitakeumi as the next Yokozuna.
Day 3 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) One
graphic each day of the Makuuchi broadcast I take note of is the top three
streamed bouts from the previous day, and the top three bouts from Day 2 were:
1) Terunofuji - Daieisho, 2) Takakeisho - Ichinojo, and 3) Mitakeumi - Ura. Bout
#1 doesn't surprise me a bit. Anytime you have a Dai-Yokozuna suffer a loss, it
should be the biggest news of the day. What was notable to me, however, is that
the Mitakeumi - Ura matchup was number three. You would think that with a
newly-promoted Ozeki on the board that the focus would be squarely on him, and
the focus from the media and the Sumo Association itself has been on Mitakeumi,
but when it comes to fan interest and what they want to watch after the fact,
Mitakeumi came in just third place.
In my opinion, that follows with the lack of excitement surrounding this basho
in general. First, I haven't seen a ton of interest when it comes to attendance.
In fact, the eyeball test tells me that the 2021 Kyushu basho is actually
outdrawing the Haru basho this year here in Osaka. Secondly, I can't hear the
excitement in the crowd. I've been around this sport a long time, and I THINK
I've seen everything, but it just doesn't feel to me as if this basho has gained
any real traction among the fans.
Take Terunofuji's loss yesterday. Daieisho did not beat the Yokozuna. There was
no nage-no-uchi-ai at the edge or any back and forth sumo. Daieisho's guns
weren't blazing from the tachi-ai, and he was defensive from the start. There
was no hint that the Yokozuna was going to lose from the fans' perspective until
Terunofuji turned his shoulder 90 degrees and left himself vulnerable. By the
time it was over, the fans hadn't had enough time to get worked up into a nice
lather.
And you can say the same thing for Mitakeumi's wins. The dude isn't winning any
of his tachi-ai, and he's not scoring on any significant blows. The sumo he
described pre-basho of kicking with his hands and driving with his legs has been
non-existent. The flow of the bout just ends up at the edge where Mitakeumi
finally gets enough going to execute a final push or whatever, but his opponent
is already looking for the exit, so no excitement builds.
What it really comes down to is that the fans are being spoonfed favorable
results on paper, but the actual sumo content generates little spark, and so the
hook that has been working up until this point to some degree is starting to
dull quite quickly. At least that's the sense I've had the first three days. I
mean, the sumo content itself has been inexcusable, and the final four bouts of
the day would bear that out again today, so let's get to it.
The day began with M17 Kagayaki taking on M16 Kohtokuzan, and Kagayaki easily
won the tachi-ai and lazily thrust the rookie near the edge, but he wasn't
driving with the legs and looking to win decisively. As for Kohtokuzan, he only
manged a few pulls, and on his second attempt he pulled while moving so far to
his left that he accidentally stepped beyond the straw before Kagayaki could run
himself out of the dohyo. Kagayaki was clearly not fighting at full throttle
here and he never made the rookie pay for those pulls, and the ending to this
bout was tragic with both guys social distanced and tip-toeing around the edge.
There is so much sumo like this that even the sheeple have to be catching on.
Regardless of Kagayaki's intentions today, he accidentally won pushing him to
2-1 while Kohtokuzan is the opposite 1-2.
M17 Ichiyamamoto bested M16 Nishikigi at the tachi-ai with a nice tsuppari
attack, but instead of following all the way through on that linear charge, IYM
grabbed a left outer grip and tried to dashi-nage Nishikigi clear across the
dohyo and out the other side. Nishikigi applied the brakes well and worked his
way into moro-zashi with his back against the wall, but now in the advantageous
position, he began forcing Ichiyamamoto back the other way. IYM's only hope at
this point was a pull, and when he attempted it, Nishikigi was ready and pushed
him across propelling him to 3-0. Ichiyamamoto really blew it here by letting on
that initial thrusting charge, and he falls to 1-2 because of it.
In a similar affair, M14 Kotoshoho took the lead against M14 Yutakayama
executing a nice tsuppari attack, but at the edge Yutakayama was able to wrangle
his way into moro-zashi, and so back they went the other way with Yutakayama
applying the force-out pressure. Just like the last bout, the early leader
wasn't able to counter at the end resulting in a nice comeback win for
Yutakayama via yori-kiri. Yutakayama also moves to 3-0 with the win while
Kotoshoho falls to 1-2.
Two straight bout of nice sumo and counter sumo? I know. It was too much to ask
because next up was M15 Tochinoshin and M13 Chiyonokuni in a severely
compromised bout. The two struck well at the tachi-ai, but Shin was not using
tsuppari, kachi-age, or any attempts to get to the belt. Rather, he kept himself
back a bit upright throwing a few defensive thrusts. As for Chiyonokuni, he
wasn't blazing off of the starting lines either throwing some timid shoves
Tochinoshin's way, and after about four seconds of this nonsense, Tochinoshin
moved forward and just flopped to the dirt after a very weak swipe from
Chiyonokuni with the right arm. I mean, Newton's Laws of Physics dictates that
this one was fake as there was not enough force applied to Tochinoshin to make
him topple like that. Maybe it was all of the Jedi sitting around the ring's
edge that had some influence here because this was not straight up sumo.
Chiyonokuni moves to 2-1 with the win while Tochinoshin will happily pocket the
cash at 1-2.
Before we move on, what is it with old Japanese people and their penchant to
dress alike in Jedi robes and sit together at the sumos?? These dudes are paying
like $400 bucks each to sit in those suna-kaburi seats and they add insult to
injury on top of that by dressing alike in silly vests? I guess that's the one
part of Japanese culture I don't have a good hold on yet, but they were
surrounding both the East and West sides of the dohyo today.
M13 Chiyomaru put two hands at M15 Akua's throat from the tachi-ai and then just
backed up for no reason. Because Akua wasn't the aggressor, he wasn't prepared
to score the force-out win, and so the two hooked up in gappuri hidari-yotsu
with Maru's intentions clear from the start. With Akua unable to budge
Chiyomaru, and the latter not looking to win, they stood there for a while
before Chiyomaru executed a slow maki-kae with the right whose only intention
was to give Akua the momentum shift he needed. Akua's reaction was slow, but he
eventually fired on a right outer grip, and instead of countering with the left
inside position--the natural move, Chiyomaru just abandoned that grip altogether
and stopped, dropped, and rolled himself off the clay mound altogether. It was
subtle on Chiyomaru's part in abandoning the left inside like that, but you
could see he was mukiryoku from the start. Akua buys his first win at 1-2 while
Chiyomaru rolls to 0-3.
M12 Chiyotairyu was flat-footed at the tachi-ai and stood straight up against
M11 Terutsuyoshi instead of attempting to just blow his smaller opponent off of
the starting lines. As for Terutsuyoshi, he wasn't looking to go chest to chest
either, and so the two stood there grabbing at each others hands and slapping
against shoulders until Terutsuyoshi had no other choice but to get to the
inside. T-Yoshi had the right inside, and Chiyotairyu obviously refrained from
getting his own right to the inside, and he also declined a left outer grip that
was there for the taking. Terutsuyoshi could do nothing from this position as
the two stood in a stalemate, and so Chiyotairyu offered a token left kote-nage,
but he wasn't looking to do any damage from it. When the dust settled,
Terutsuyoshi had moro-zashi, but he still couldn't budge his larger foe...not to
mention the dude was gassed. Chiyotairyu actually pulled his left arm out of any
position for a second before grabbing the back of Terutsuyoshi's belt...which he
promptly let go, and then he went for another left kote-nage that had
Terutsuyoshi on the ropes, but Chiyotairyu stopped halfway, and then
anticipating a counter throw from the little guy, Chiyotairyu just twisted his
body over and fell to the dirt at the edge. I just about blew a snot bubble
watching this one it was so fake. Terutsuyoshi fell on top of Chiyotairyu
indicating that he didn't throw he his opponent; he was dragged down on top of
him, but whatever. This was sumo comedy at it's best as Chiyotairyu (2-1)
clearly made all the wrong moves--or no moves at all--in giving Terutsuyoshi the
win and cheap 2-1 mark.
M11 Myogiryu struck M12 Kotoeko hard at the tachi-ai, got the left inside, and
then forced Eko back and across the straw before the dude knew what hit him. You
won't see a bout much more lopsided than this one as Myogiryu moves to 2-1 while
Kotoeko falls to 1-2.
M10 Aoiyama actually caught M9 Wakamotoharu with a nice forearm as he stood up
from his crouch, but then the Happy Bulgar just back pedaled his way right outta
the dohyo. Wakamotoharu followed suit close enough to pick up the oshi-dashi
win, but Aoiyama dictated everything here. After the bout, Wakamotoharu was
touching his nose and lips looking for blood because Aoiyama caught him so
sharply at the tachi-ai, so for Aoiyama not to follow up on that and just back
his way out of the ring was pure funny business. In watching the slow motion
replay, Wakamotoharu doesn't fire a single thrust, and his only oshi move is
when Aoiyama is practically across the straw. So...Aoiyama's movement backwards
was fueled of his own volition and not any pressure that came from WMH. Both
rikishi end the day at 2-1.
M10 Shimanoumi focused on a right nodowa against M9 Tobizaru from the tachi-ai,
and that eventually set up the left outer grip, and once obtained, Tobizaru
tried to escape laterally, but Shimanoumi's hold was too good and he was able to
forcefully send Tobizaru packing leading with that left outer grip. Both rikishi
stand at 1-2 after three days.
M7 Okinoumi gave up moro-zashi to M8 Sadanoumi from the tachi-ai, but it didn't
appear as if Sadanoumi had any urgency to his sumo. As for Okinoumi, he had the
path to a left outer grip to go along with his right outer, but instead of
grabbing that and trying to strong-arm Sadanoumi in kime-dashi style or reel him
in close, Okinoumi allowed Sadanoumi to nudge him back near the straw before
Okinoumi quickly moved right going for an outer grip that was not countered
whatsoever by Sadanoumi. The result was Sadanoumi's falling square to the dohyo
like a limp rag in a bout that obviously had some politics behind it. I mean,
Okinoumi is the better rikishi, but this bout was bland start to finish and
should have ended with a nage-no-uchi-ai as Okinoumi picks up his first win at
1-2 while the SadaMight is still winless.
M8 Chiyoshoma put both palms forward against M7 Takayasu's chest and side and
then promptly backed up and then to the side and then right out of the dohyo
altogether with Takayasu trying to keep up. What a silly bout this was, and it
reminded me a bit of Mitakeumi's sumo where Mitakeumi barely touches his guy the
entire way, and then all of a sudden his opponent his beyond the straw. Takayasu
clearly buys this on in moving to a cheap 3-0 while Chiyoshoma takes the money
at 2-1.
Speaking of buying bouts, M6 Kotonowaka paid off M5 Ishiura to the extent where
at the tachi-ai Ishiura jumped into Kotonowaka's arms and put both of his own
arms around Baby Waka's neck as if the dude was a sailor having just returned
from the war. Before Ishiura could land a smooch onto his opponent's lips,
Kotonowaka had him driven back to the edge where he just threw the smaller
Ishiura off of the dohyo altogether and down to the venue floor. And the jilted
Ishiura did not get up for a while. In fact, he needed help from former Kotoyuki
to pick himself up and limp to the locker room with what looked like a sprained
ankle, and it doesn't look good for the dude. The replays never did clearly show
where Ishiura landed and how exactly he injured his leg, but this is a case
where Kotonowaka had to read the tea leaves and not brutalize a guy who is
completely mukiryoku.
From time to time, Kitanofuji will reminisce about occasions when guys would get
in spats in the shitaku-beya after their bouts, and this would be one of those
times. Yes, yaocho is going on all around us, but these youngsters need to learn
that you don't go that strongly against a guy who is willingly mukiryoku. We'll
see what becomes of Ishiura (1-2) the rest of the way, but Kotonowaka paid for
this one in moving to 3-0.
And the yaocho would continue as M5 Takarafuji made no effort to defeat or even
defend himself against M6 Hokutofuji. In fact, Takarafuji barely lifted his
hands above his waist as Hokutofuji charged forward nicely from the tachi-ai and
worked Takarafuji back and across on his second try. This was a very lopsided
bout with Takarafuji making no effort to compete, and the result is both rikishi
ending the day at 1-2. I know nobody cares about these middle bouts, but that's
five yaocho in the last six bouts. Sheesh.
M4 Endoh lazily put a hand into M3 Onosho's face at the tachi-ai before backing
up and then moving to his right at the edge. As for Onosho, he wasn't driving
Endoh back with any force, and so Endoh was able to easily slip right and push
the off balance Onosho over and down across the straw in a very uneventful bout
where neither dude was going 100%. This type of sumo has got to be boring the
fans to tears as Endoh moves to 2-1 while Onosho falls to 1-2.
M2 Tamawashi caught Komusubi Takanosho nicely at the tachi-ai with two hands up
high, and then Tamawashi began a methodic tsuppari attack driving Takanosho back
to the edge. Before Tamawashi delivered that decisive blow, Takanosho just
turned and stepped out leading to an awkward finish, but it was easy for
Tamawashi as both dudes finish 1-2. My guess is that the two just traded wins
here as Tamawashi allowed Takanosho to defeat him last basho.
M4 Kiribayama kept his hands low against Suckiwake Abi basically telling his foe
"hit me with your best shot." And Abi did. As Kiribayama was driven back after
that first volley, Kiribayama kept his hands to the side playing no defense
whatsoever, and he allowed Abi to drive him back in wham bam thank you ma'am
fashion. Kiribayama clearly kept his guard down here start to finish as both
guys end the day at 2-1.
M3
Meisei put his right hand at Sekiwake Wakatakakage's throat at the tachi-ai and
positioned his left hand even higher. With Meisei doing no damage whatsoever and
keeping his arms so high, WTK assumed moro-zashi and had Meisei forced back and
out with nary a fight. Very lackluster sumo here as Meisei didn't even try
giving Wakatakakage the hot start at 3-0 while Meisei falls to 1-2.
Before we get to the final four bouts of the day, let's look back and pick out
the best bout up to this point. Call me crazy but I think you have to give it to
Shimanoumi and Tobizaru. Who'da ever thunk?
Komusubi
Hoshoryu and Takakeisho looked to hook up in migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai, but
Hoshoryu just backed up immediately after the initial charge with Takakeisho in
tow. With Hoshoryu's right arm lightly to the inside, he must have been waiting
for Takakeisho to easily push him across, but when no pressure came from the
faux-zeki, Hoshoryu reacted with a counter scoop throw at the edge thinking that
something would surely come from Takakeisho. Nothing came, however, and so
Hoshoryu just spun himself down and onto his back as if Takakeisho had thrown
him. And that's a big as if. If you look at the pic at left, focus on Hoshoryu's
left leg/foot. Is he planting for a throw there or is he preparing to take
a dive?
As for Takakeisho's throwing position, in a normal
bout it would have been a left kote-nage, but you can see that he clearly was in
no position to execute the move and was just along for the ride, and so while
Hoshoryu's
intention
here was to lose the bout, Takakeisho was so out of position and so limp that as
Hoshoryu twisted himself down, it spun Takakeisho over to where his left heel
touched down before the Komusubi's body hit the clay. It was close--and ugly,
and they called a mono-ii here, but Takakeisho clearly touched down first, so
they couldn't over turn the judge's initial decision. Gunbai to Hoshoryu who
defeats an opponent so hapless that he couldn't even win when his foe was trying
to let him. Sheesh. Both dudes finish the day at 1-2, and is it too much to get
a straight up bout the last 20 minutes of the day?
I
guess not as M2 Ichinojo showed no mercy against Shodai as the two hooked up in
migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and with Shodai unable to defend himself or
counter, Ichinojo eventually grabbed the mammoth left outer grip, and once
obtained, he easily forced Shodai back and across without argument. Ichinojo
tends to slow things down when he's in the clinch, but there was no need to tire
his foe out today. Shodai's been a tired act the last few years as he's off to
an 0-3 start while Ichinojo moves to 2-1. Oguruma-oyakata commented afterwards
in the media that Shodai's troubles are due to a lack of keiko. Uh, no.
M1
Daieisho dominated Mitakeumi from the tachi-ai catching him with a few tsuppari
that drove him back two steps, and all Mitakeumi had to say for himself was a
fistful of Daieisho's sagari with the left. However, Mitakeumi expertly ripped
those sagari from Daieisho's belt with such force that the M1 had no choice but
to just flop to the dirt. Wow, sagari-dashi-otoshi in favor of Mitakeumi!! They
ruled it tsuki-otoshi after Mitakeumi's right hand struck Daieisho's left side
mid fall, but whatever. The dive here from Daieisho was obvious after Mitakeumi
got his ass kicked from the tachi-ai yet again. My point from the beginning of
these comments is that I don't think the fans are that stupid to accept sumo
like this day after day and still clamor to scoop up the seats. The TV numbers
have also got to be abysmal because this is just getting ridiculous. Mitakeumi
pays for his 3-0 start while Daieisho takes the money and runs at 2-1.
In the
day's final affair, Yokozuna Terunofuji took a page out of Hoshoryu's book and
came out half-assed against M1 Ura completely willing to lose. From the
tachi-ai, Terunofuji intentionally failed to latch onto his opponent, and he
just kept his arms dangling there enabling Ura to set up a kata-sukashi with the
right arm as he moved around the perimeter of the dohyo to his right. Ura's not
good enough, however, to set up a real kata-sukashi against a big dude like Fuji
the Terrible, and so his right heel grazed the sand beyond the tawara before
Terunofuji could walk himself out of his own volition. The ref signaled Ura's
way because he was completely blocked from seeing Ura's heel, but they called a
mono-ii and reversed the decision.
The crowd had no idea what was going on the entire time, and even Terunofuji
thought he had done enough to lose, but no. We get yet another very unorthodox
bout of sumo the last few minutes of the day that involves a guy who has no
business being in the division let alone fighting a Yokozuna, and the result is
complete confusion in lieu of the solid sumo you should expect to see at the end
of each day. Terunofuji moves to 2-1 with the mistaken win, but he has clearly
shown his intentions to lose the first three days of the basho. As for Ura, he
falls to 0-3 and he can't vacate the jo'i soon enough.
And so we end one of the worst days of sumo in recent memory. I'm not going to
count it all up, but I think we were close to Itai's standard of roughly 80% of
the bouts on each day containing compromised sumo. Just like a gal who pushes
450 lbs on the scale, this sport has really let go of itself, and it's sad to
see.
Day 2 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) It
really feels to me as if this basho has sputtered out of the gate. The
repositioning of Mitakeumi at the Ozeki rank doesn't make things any more
exciting, and it feels the same as when they added Goeido to the ranks of Ozeki
alongside the struggling Kotoshogiku and Kisenosato. In a word, it all feels
"forced" because it is. I was happy to see Ura left outside of the sanyaku, and
I'm not sure why I should feel so protective about the sanyaku since the Ozeki
and Yokozuna ranks have already been defiled by unworthy rikishi, but it is a
moral victory. Ura instead of Hoshoryu? Not even the Sumo Association could
justify that one.
Aside from the banzuke, the reaction from the crowd has been tepid as well, but
that will happen when the acting is bad and the bouts are so grossly
uncontested. From the very first bout on Day 1 it was obvious that Kagayaki let
up for Ichiyamamoto, and it was like, "Here we go again" followed by a long
sigh.
We had the dream team in the booth today with Goeido providing color and
Asanowaka sitting in the mukou-joumen chair, so you can be sure I'll quote both
of them a lot today. Or not.
The day began with rookie M16 Kohtokuzan paired against M17 Ichiyamamoto. I
thought it was refreshing yesterday that the Kohtokuzan camp didn't buy the
rookie a day one win, but they couldn't hold out more than 24 hours. After
losing the tachi-ai, Kohtokuzan was in a defensive tsuppari posture, but
Ichiyamamoto purposefully failed to apply any heat, and so as IYM inched
forward, Kohtokuzan went for weak move to the right and slapdown, which was
IYM's cue to just put both palms to the dirt. What an obvious yaocho this was as
both rikishi stand at 1-1. Before we move on, if you talk to Japanese
people about sumo and you want to sound intelligent, the dude's name is
pronounced KOH-TOKU-ZAN and not Koto-KU-zan like rikishi from the
Sadogatake-beya.
M17 Kagayaki easily got his left arm inside against M15 Akua while using his
right arm to push up and under Akua's left pit, and Akua didn't have a pot to
piss in at this point. As Akua looked to evade right, Kagayaki stayed in tow and
pushed Akua over to the edge where the dude squatted down for who knows what
reason? With Akua exposed like that, Kagayaki fired two thrusts into his chest
and knocked him right into the lap of the judge sitting to the West. Easy win
for Kagayaki here as he he moves to 1-1 while Akua has fallen and can't get up
at 0-2.
M15 Tochinoshin came with a weak kachi-age with the left that was so high he
just moved that arm to the outside giving M16 Nishikigi the prime right inside
position. Shin made a few token efforts to grab an outside belt grip with the
left (something within his reach), but let up on that and instead went for a
dumb pull whose purpose was really to allow Tochinoshin to move to the side of
the dohyo and stand there exposed to his opponent. Nishikigi's a decent guy, and
he easily took advantage of the move scoring the quick force-out against his
compromised opponent, but this was just an uneventful bout of sumo as Nishikigi
(2-0) did not set anything up. Tochinoshin sells his first bout of the basho at
1-1.
M13 Chiyomaru kept himself up too high in his tsuppari posture from the tachi-ai
allowing M14 Yutakayama the lower stance from which to attack, and the taller
Yutakayama wasted no time in pushing his compromised foe back and across picking
up the easy win. Once again, we have a lopsided bout that is difficult to cheer
for as Yutakayama calls in a favor here in moving to 2-0 while Chiyomaru falls
to a quiet 0-2.
M14 Kotoshoho and M13 Chiyonokuni traded tsuppari from the tachi-ai, but neither
dude was using their legs, so this was a finesse bout start to finish. Kotoshoho
made a half hearted pull attempt early on giving Kuni the upper hand, and the
M13 responded with a left swipe at the back of Kotoshoho's shoulder that sent
him off balance. It really wasn't his intent to recover, but Kotoshoho righted
the ship only to "fall prey" to another left tsuki at the shoulder that caused
Kotoshoho to just dive forward and down near the dohyou edge. That was a fake
fall as both rikishi end the day at 1-1.
M12
Chiyotairyu bullied M11 Myogiryu back from the tachi-ai with some nice tsuppari,
but for no reason he just halted that charge and allowed Myogiryu to press a
hand against the top of Tairyu's shoulder. The two stood in this post for an
instant before Chiyotairyu backed up going for the lightest of pulls, but it was
really an excuse to let Myogiryu push him out, and that he did with a wobbly
right tsuki. The problem was that Myogiryu did not dictate anything here, and
his footwork was sloppy so he stepped across the straw just as Chiyotairyu fell
unnaturally out of the ring taking a big chunk of the dohyo with him. They
called a mono-ii, and I think they could have ordered a do-over here, but they
thankfully just gave this one to Myogiryu. Hey, just like Chiyotairyu as both
rikishi settle on 1-1.
The worst yaocho on Day 1 involved Myogiryu anticipating a pull after a failed
henka from M11 Terutsuyoshi. Despite no contact whatsoever from a wobbly T-Yoshi,
Myogiryu just sheepishly hit the dirt a second into the bout, and Terutsuyoshi
was involved in another compromised bout today against M12 Kotoeko. T-Yoshi won
the tachi-ai and drove Eko back a few steps (just like Chiyotairyu in the
previous bout), but he just stopped and stood there allowing Kotoeko to get the
right arm inside and grab a left outer grip. With Terutsuyoshi not protesting
anything, Kotoeko forced him to the edge where Terutsuyoshi attempted that ever
so effective move where you set up the utchari only to forget to twist to the
side before pulling your opponent directly on top of you as you fall out of the
ring. That was ugly as both rikishi have been gifted wins at 1-1.
A bit of order was restored as M10 Aoiyama pummeled M9 Tobizaru with a thrust or
two before thinking about a pull. That hesitation allowed Tobizaru to duck in
with the right arm inside, but Aoiyama pinched in on the limb tightly in kime
fashion before wrenching Tobizaru over to the side and out. This started out as
a one-handed kime-dashi and ended up oshi-dashi with Aoiyama scoring the easy
win and a 2-0 start. Tobizaru is 1-1.
M9 Wakamotoharu won the tachi-ai against M10 Shimanoumi bruising the M10 back a
step before assuming the hidari-yotsu position, and in short order WMH was able
to grab a right outer grip. Both rikishi dug in nicely for about 20 seconds, but
it was the younger Haru using his size advantage to wrench Shimanoumi over to
the edge and across in the perfect yori-kiri ending. I know...these weird bouts
of real sumo seem really out of place as Wakamotoharu picks up his first win
while Shimanoumi falls to 0-2.
Of
all the yaocho we see these days, the M7 Takayasu wins bug me the most. Probably
because the guy does nothing and yet still comes away with these magical
finishes at the end. Today, M8 Sadanoumi was lethargic at the tachi-ai
attempting nothing, which allowed Takayasu to move him back two steps, but
Takayasu didn't grab his gal snug, and so it was Sadanoumi who finally forced
the bout to hidari-yotsu. Sadanoumi had a right outer grip and then let it go
and then thought about a right frontal grip, but didn't take that either, and
you could just see that he was standing there with the right hand dangling
waiting for a move from Takayasu while refusing to give himself the advantage
with that right hand. Finally, Takayasu went for a badly-executed left scoop
throw, and instead of countering with a nage-no-uchi-ai, Sadanoumi just put his
right arm up high near Takayasu's belt and went along with the throw flopping
over to the edge and down. Takayasu buys his second win in as many days in
moving to 2-0, and I haven't missed this guy a bit. As for Sadanoumi, he's a bit
richer today in falling to 0-2.
M8 Chiyoshoma and M7 Okinoumi hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and
you could tell this one was real from the get-go. You could see both guys trying
to stay low; you could see them jockeying for position; and you could her them
panting and grunting. Okinoumi grabbed an early right outer grip, but Chiyoshoma
was in the lower stance. Oh, and he's also Mongolian, which gave him the true
advantage. With Chiyoshoma too far away from an outer grip, Okinoumi committed
first using his own right outer to half throw and half drag Chiyoshoma over to
the edge, but the Mongolian dug in and used his left leg to the inside
beautifully to trip Okinoumi over and down while throwing with the left inside
belt grip. What a beautiful move that was, and this was easily the best bout of
sumo to this point of the basho. Chiyoshoma prevails in moving to 2-0 while
Okinoumi falls to 0-2 after selling his Day 1 bout to Takayasu.
Speaking of selling bouts, M5 Takarafuji was happy to comply against M8
Kotonowaka, and this was evident after a very poor tachi-ai from Waka where he
stood upright and backed up a step with one arm extended looking for who knows
what. Takarafuji could have easily gotten to the inside here, but instead he
just pulled at Kotonowaka's left arm dragging his foe into his own body.
Kotonowaka still couldn't clue in creating a bit of social distancing, and so
Takarafuji responded with this awkward hop as if he was tripping backwards outta
the dohyo. Kotonowaka finally caught up delivering the final blow, but this was
as fixed of a sumo bout as you'd care to see as Kotonowaka moves to 2-0 with
Takarafuji falling to 1-1.
M6 Hokutofuji kept his hands up high against M5 Ishiura giving the latter the
clear opening to the inside, but Ishiura couldn't capitalize, and instead went
for a wild kata-sukashi. The move wasn't close to working, and Hokutofuji coulda
pounced there but he instead chose to execute a few of the lamest pull attempts
you've ever seen from him all the while backing himself up across the length of
the dohyo where Ishiura was able to provide the final shove to knock Hokutofuji
across. This was a waste of everyone's time as Ishiura buys his first win while
Hokutofuji falls to 0-2.
M4 Endoh and M3 Meisei were even steven at the tachi-ai before Meisei went for a
quick kote-nage like move with the left. It shifted the momentum of the bout,
but it didn't throw Endoh off balance, and Endoh was able to come away with the
left arm latched onto the front of Meisei's belt. Endoh quickly changed that to
hidari-yotsu where he grabbed a right frontal grip, and with Meisei having never
really established himself during the bout, Endoh was able to throw him over and
down with a nice uwate-nage. Good stuff from Endoh here as both rikishi end the
day at 1-1.
M4 Kiribayama vs. Komusubi Hoshoryu looked compelling on paper, but the tachi-ai
was lame with neither guy going for the belt or looking to go chest to chest. I
guess Kiribayama got a straight arm in there early, but the two traded places
around the dohyo twice with little contact before Kiribayama grabbed a left
outer grip of his compromised opponent, and as Kiribayama went for the belt
throw, Hoshoryu failed to use his right arm to counter resulting in the
lightweight uwate-nage in favor of Kiribayama. Not sure of the politics behind
this one, but Hoshoryu gave Kiribayama the win. And that's not to say that
Kiribayama can't beat Hoshoryu on his own. He may very well be the better
rikishi of the two, but this bout was completely uncontested as Kiribayama moves
to 2-0 while the Komusubi falls to 0-2.
M3
Onosho kept his arms up high at the tachi-ai giving Sekiwake Wakatakakage the
ridiculously easy path the right inside, and WTK immediately forced Onosho back
to the edge. The clear play for Onosho at this point was to skirt to his left
and go for a counter tsuki-otoshi, a move that was there for the taking, but
instead he just turned his back to the Sekiwake and allowed him to push Onosho
down to the ring in a clump with a left tsuki of his own. Nice subtle move by
Onosho to give Wakatakakage the win, but it was an easy tell. Wakatakakage moves
to 2-0 with the gift while Onosho falls to 1-1 after kicking Abi's ass
legitimately on Day 1.
Speaking of Suckiwake Abi, there is no way on God's green earth that he can beat
M2 Tamawashi in a straight up bout of sumo, but that's not what we go today.
Instead of firing any tsuppari from the tachi-ai, Tamawashi just kept his arms
high and wide playing along with Abi's firehose tsuppari, which weren't great,
but with a complicit Tamawashi it looked like a lopsided affair in favor of Abi.
What tells you it wasn't lopsided was the necessity for Tamawashi to turn his
body 90 degrees at the edge ensuring that Abi wouldn't screw anything up. And he
didn't as Tamawashi attempted nothing here gifting Abi a 1-1 start while
Tamawashi has banked money from both of his bouts in falling to 0-2.
The
tachi-ai from Shodai and Komusubi Takanosho provided a nice slap as neither
party earned an advantage from the initial charge, but that was the best shot
Shodai could fire. With the faux-zeki unable to do anything, Takanosho began a
tsuppari attack that knocked Shodai back in wham bam thank you ma'am linear
fashion, and there was nothing Shodai could do about it. Another pathetic
performance from a so-called Ozeki as Shodai falls to 0-2 while Takanosho picks
up his first win.
You can
tell that M1 Ura isn't trying to win his bout when he charges in traditional
fashion as if to hook up in yotsu-zumo, but that's exactly what he did today
against Mitakeumi. The two sorta hooked up in hidari-yotsu, but I say "sorta"
because they really didn't go chest to chest. Despite Ura throwing himself into
the faux-zeki's arms, Mitakeumi didn't pull Ura in
close
and force him back. Instead, it was Ura who had to instigate the movement and he
did that by moving left and ducking low as if to set himself up for an ashi-tori
attempt, but he never went for it and instead allowed Mitakeumi to get the left
arm inside again and finally force the listless Ura across. Absent was the
darting this way and that and any trickery that we usually see from Ura when
he's trying to win. Instead, he just stood there square with Mitakeumi the
entire way waiting for MiFakeUmi to attempt a force out. Took awhile to get
going, but Mitakeumi finally figured it out in moving to 2-0 against two very
listless opponents. As for Ura, he caused enough trouble against the Ozeki last
basho, so he takes the 0-2 start here quietly.
M2
Ichinojo executed an easy hari-zashi tachi-ai against Takakeisho slapping with
the left and getting the right arm inside, and Takakeisho was at the Mongolith's
bidding at this point. With Takakeisho helpless and barely able to move
laterally, Ichinojo grabbed a stifling left outer grip and just smothered
Takakeisho back and across with no argument whatsoever. What a perfect example
of a false banzuke here where you have an M2 obliterating a so-called Ozeki like
that. I mean, it's one thing for an M2 to score an upset with speed and finesse,
but to dominate an Ozeki chest to chest? It's simply implausible on a true
banzuke. But a true banzuke we haven't as both rikishi end the day at 1-1.
In
the day's final affair, Yokozuna Terunofuji was about as listless as you'll ever
see him against M1 Daieisho. And Daieisho didn't even come with a tsuppari
attack keeping his hands forward in a defensive posture as if to say don't hurt
me. Hurting his foe was not the Yokozuna's intention as he never attempted to
grab Daieisho from the tachi-ai ultimately allowing Daieisho to quickly move
left. He didn't really go for a pull or throw the Yokozuna off of his game, and
so the two squared back up where once again, Terunofuji made no effort to latch
onto his foe or even establish an oshi attack. After a few more defensive shoves
from Daieisho, Terunofuji just turned his left shoulder 90 degrees allowing
Daieisho to execute an inashi move and rush the Yokozuna back and across just
like that. If you watch the slow motion replay, you can see that Terunofuji
doesn't make a single attempt to win the bout. No attempt to grab the belt or
the upper arm and no shoves either. Just a straight up lethargic effort giving
Daieisho the cheap win and kin-boshi to boot. Daieisho moves to 2-0 with the
gift while Terunofuji graciously falls to 1-1.
A good measure of the excitement surrounding a
basho are the individual seats located in the upper section of the venue. Most
of these seats are purchased the day of, and today they were really sparse, so
let's watch that as the tournament goes on. I just don't feel any momentum
so far from the basho.
Day 1 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) The
focus coming into the basho was squared primarily on newly-promoted Ozeki
Mitakeumi, and so the Day 1 broadcast naturally started there. NHK showed a
lengthy pre-recorded interview with the dude, and Mitakeumi went through this
big spiel about his success at the previous basho. He chalked it up to his new
Pilates exercise regime, and as soon as he said "Pilates" I was like, "Oh right,
he mentioned that exactly zero times last basho during his yusho run."
For two minutes or so Mitakeumi was explaining his technique and how it helped
him succeed in sumo last basho along with video clips of the dude in the weight
room and in the keiko room practicing in front of the mirror, but noticeably
lacking in the video footage were any actual bouts of sumo that illustrated the
talking points.
At one
point Mitakeumi held his left hand forward in the video and pointed to the ball
at the base of his thumb and said, "Just picture that this is the ball of my
foot and I'm kicking my
opponent
with my hands," and my immediate response to that was "Wait, are we talking
about Daieisho now?" I don't have a single image of Mitakeumi last basho kicking
anyone around with his hands, and NHK didn't have any video of such a bout
either. Mitakeumi finally mentioned his bout with Abi in January and how he
reacted well when Abi moved laterally, and they showed replays of that bout, but
I didn't see any kicking going on from Mitakeumi's hands. I did see Abi connect
on a few tsuppari that had the faux-zeki looking straight up to the rafters
witch such an example pictured at left, but whatever.
They conjure these explanations out of thin air to offer some kind of
explanation or justification for a rikishi's phony success or a promotion to an
elite rank, and this is exactly what the whole hand-kicking technique and
Pilates spin was. It was kind of like Takakeisho announcing a few years ago that
he was now going to focus more on yotsu-zumo, and he promptly went out looking
to get moro-zashi against a few rikishi until he inured his lower back and had
to withdraw.
They say one thing but the actual sumo in the ring illustrates something
completely different. Mitakeumi did say that Pilates was a German word, and I
think the translation of Pilates into Japanese is "yaocho," but I'd have to
follow up on that. I do know unequivocally that Mitakeumi's promotion to Ozeki
was due strictly to bout fixing, and we will see that manifest in the sumo
throughout his career moving forward.
As
for his Day 1 sumo, he was paired against M2 Ichinojo, and I expected to see
plenty of hand-kicking in that one from Mitakeumi. Or not. Without even trying,
Ichinojo bullied Mitakeumi back from the starting lines with a right kachi-age,
and then he connected on a shove to MiFakeUmi's torso that sent him back near
the edge, and as Mitakeumi looked to move laterally, Ichinojo was in his craw
again with another elbow and shove combination that was moving Mitakeumi around
the ring with ease, but in the end Ichinojo faked a pull that was just an excuse
to position himself at the edge with his back to the wall, and Mitakeumi was
finally able to move forward and score the silly force out win...that ironically
lacked any force whatsoever...as Ichinojo just walked beyond the straw a full
step.
You could tell immediately from Mainoumi's trying to spin the analysis
afterwards that there was nothing that came from Mitakeumi, and you can watch
the bout start to finish and only see how Ichinojo dictated everything in this
one. But what's new? We see this constantly in bouts that involve Japanese
Ozeki. As for the hand-kicking thing, I'm sure Mitakeumi is saving the best for
last. Yeah.
In
the next bout, M1 Ura ducked low at the tachi-ai against Takakeisho who
completely whiffed on a tsuppari attack. Before Takanosho could recover, Ura
caught him with a nice shove and then needlessly moved to his right. Takanosho
whiffed on a big sideways slap and was quite vulnerable, but Ura was not looking
to win this thing. With Takakeisho flailing around, Ura finally just voluntarily
turned himself 90 degrees at the edge and allowed Takakeisho to score final
shove. The faux-zeki's best shot came after Ura was already across the straw,
and this was another example of a Japanese Ozeki's inability to dictate the pace
of his bout and rely on his opponent's good graces.
That
wasn't the case in the next bout as M1 Daieisho came out hot against Shodai
using perfect tsuppari to knock Shodai upright and drive him back and across in
mere seconds. Shodai was able to do nothing in this one just as Mitakeumi and
Takakeisho had no say in their Day 1 bouts, and the contrast couldn't have been
more stark. Daieisho actually displayed the kind of sumo Mitakeumi was dreaming
about in that opening video clip as Shodai is humiliated again.
In the
final bout of the today, Yokozuna Terunofuji got the right arm inside and left
outer grip against Komusubi Hoshoryu, and the Yokozuna wasted no time in
mounting a forward charge that had Hoshoryu driven back and out in about two
seconds.
In the interest of time, I'll have to limit my Day 1 comments to these final
four bouts of the day, and they couldn't have been more illustrative of the
current situation in sumo. Daieisho's win over Shodai was not an upset, and both
Daieisho and Terunofuji were able to dictate the pace of their bouts from the
start...something that Mitakeumi and Takakeisho couldn't do and never do unless
their opponents are completely mukiryoku from the tachi-ai. The sumo bears this
all out, and that's why after Day 1 we weren't able to get a sense of any real
excitement surrounding the basho.