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Senshuraku Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Sumo
wrestling in Japan survives on narratives and the Japanese fans' inability to
distinguish a false narrative from reality. A great example of such a false
narrative was manifest at the start of the basho when upon the withdrawal of
both Yokozuna, the media immediately declared the "added weight of
responsibility on guys like Asanoyama and Takakeisho with both Yokozuna absent."
What? Can you name one other sport where there's such talk? When Michael Jordan
left the NBA for a career in baseball, do you think the other top five players
in the league were suddenly overcome with this burden of responsibility? Far
from it. They all realized their chance of winning a ring had increased
exponentially.
In the UEFA championships each year, if the top two club teams were eliminated
early on, do you think the other teams feel added pressure and the weight of
responsibility? Of course not. At this year's US Open (in tennis), when Djokovic
was booted out of the tournament for hitting that ball girl in the neck, did
anyone in the media say, "Oh, he was obviously under stress with Nadal and
Federer being out and the weight of the responsibility just got to him." It's
just silly talk, but they say it all the time in Japan...and people believe it!!
Asanoyama's 0-3 start? It was the pressure of being the top-ranked guy on the
banzuke without the Yokozuna present.
Another narrative planted in the minds of the Japanese fans early on was the
strength of the Sekiwake. Prior to the basho as I was watching the NHK sports
programs, they were constantly displaying a graphic that showed the three
Sekiwake (Shodai, Mitakeumi, and Daieisho) and then emphasis was placed on the
Ozeki candidacy of both Shodai and Mitakeumi. I featured such a graphic on Day 2
just because that's what I was seeing in the media all over the place before we
even had an idea of who was going to be hot and who not.
Then you have the daily narrative by the NHK announcers and the media at large
who never once question the anomalies we see in the ring: Ikioi's fall against
Shohozan, Myogiryu's lack of effort against Enho, Ryuden's letting up for
Ishiura, and Aoiyama's sudden lack of effort against Takanosho. It's all so
fascinating to me, and it's largely a reason why I started Sumotalk in the first
place. There was just so much more going on than what was being reported on the
broadcast or in the media.
At the start of the senshuraku broadcast, they showed another graphic that was
an obvious narrative, and that was the list of sansho candidates. The list only
contained two names: Shodai and Tobizaru.
Shodai was awarded the Shukunsho
Tobizaru was awarded the Kantosho
Shodai would be awarded a Kantosho if he took the yusho
Tobizaru would be awarded the Ginosho if he beat Shodai
Tobizaru and the Ginosho? Nobody can point to a single piece of technique that
this guy consistently used to win during the basho let alone legitimately. And
yet...he's the only Ginosho candidate. I think that really speaks to just how
lame and unimpressive the sumo was this basho, but that's not how the Japanese
fans see it. They're told that Shodai and Tobizaru are good, and here's the
proof.
And speaking of the Japanese fans, there was a noticeable drop today in
attendance, especially in the masu-seki area, and that's got to concern the Sumo
Association. I thought they had some momentum heading into today, but I guess
not. And when you really think about, is there any Japanese rikishi in the
division that the Japanese fans can get excited about without being told to root
for them?
In the interest of time, I'm only going to cover the two bouts with yusho
implications, so let's get to it in chronological order. Only three rikishi had
a mathematical chance to yusho coming into the day as follows:
12-2: Shodai
11-3: Takakeisho, Tobizaru
Everything was riding on the Suckiwake Shodai - M14 Tobizaru matchup, so let's
start there. When Ota Announcer was asking Kitanofuji and Mainoumi their
thoughts on the both, both commentators were speculating on whether or not
Tobizaru was going to come with a henka. Wait a minute...I thought we're talking
about the Ginosho candidate here. The best thing they can say about a guy who
supposedly displayed great technical merit all basho is that he might come with
a henka? I guess Mainoumi did add, "Oh, he's also really crafty at the ring's
edge," but what nobody talked about was Tobizaru's strength at the tachi-ai or
his solid oshi attack or his ability to get to the front of the belt or his good
footwork. It's just a perfect example of these narratives that are used to
define sumo for the Japanese fans that aren't backed up by actual good sumo in
the ring.
Enough
of that, let's get to the bout. Tobizaru easily won the tachi-ai getting his
right arm inside as he bodied Shodai back up against the tawara in less than two
seconds. Shodai was completely upright with no position to defend himself
whatsoever, especially after largely whiffing on a left tsuki attempt. The crowd
sensed this and shrieked in horror, but the rookie knows his place and so he
backed up into the center of the ring and let Shodai follow. The problem here
for the Suckiwake is that he didn't instigate the action, and so when Tobizaru
instinctively went for a nice inashi with the right arm at the side of Shodai's
left shoulder, it turned Shodai a bit and gave Tobizaru the clear opening for
moro-zashi. The rookie assumed the stance, but he wasn't holding onto anything
or pulling his gal in snug, and so when Shodai reacted with a very weak counter
tsuki into Tobizaru's left side, the rookie just straightened his legs and slid
down Shodai's body flopping to the dirt.
After the bout, Kitanofuji could say nothing about Shodai. I mean, there wasn't
anything to say. Tobizaru dictated this one from start to finish, and as they
showed the ending, Kitanofuji could only muster of Tobizaru, "He gave it his
best shot." Not a single move was analyzed in the ring and there was no mention
of moro-zashi. I mean, it was as if the guys were just oblivious to what they
were watching unfold in slow motion before their eyes.
After they showed the crowd that had gathered at a gymnasium in Kumamoto where
Shodai's parents were in attendance, they finally went to Mainoumi and he broke
the bout down pretty well stating that Shodai was pushed around and that he gave
up moro-zashi, but his explanation at the end was that "Shodai was more cautious
at ring's edge." Uh, okay. Sounds like a yusho rikishi to me. Caution!!
And so once again, we're fed these narratives that cannot be backed up with
actual sumo in the ring, and so on it goes, and we have another Japanese Ozeki
now who will have to be sustained with ongoing yaocho. I mean, I get it, but
it's not going to improve the viewing experience for anyone.
With the win, Shodai moves to 13-2 and picks up his first career yusho. It is
also being reported in the funny papers that he will be promoted to Ozeki on
Wednesday, so now I get to make fun of three faux-zeki starting next basho.
They're also playing the Kumamoto natural disaster card pretty hard as well. As
you may remember, Kumamoto suffered a terrible earthquake back in 2016 and then
there also serious flooding this summer, so you have the sentimental card there
with the first ever rikishi from Kumamoto taking the yusho.
As for Tobizaru, he falls to 11-4 and picks up a Kantosho for his efforts, and
we'll see if they can sustain this dude as a rising star moving forward. He's
definitely got a lot more charisma than say Kotoshoho or Wakatakakage, and he's
daring enough to name himself the Flying Monkey, so there is that. What it
really comes down to is that I'm talking about everything but actual sumo in the
ring, and so is everyone else.
In the day's final bout, Asanoyama made no effort to get to the inside of a
vulnerable Takakeisho or latch onto his belt, and Asanoyama just graciously
stood there waiting for Takakeisho to push him out. It took about 10 seconds,
and there wasn't more to it than that. With the win Takakeisho moves to 12-3 and
should he yusho in November, they'd promote him to the Yokozuna rank. As for
Asanoyama, he falls to 10-5 in defeat, and he's lucky they allowed him to win
10.
And that's a wrap on the Aki basho. The withdrawal of the two Yokozuna from the
get-go was a signal that the foreigners were going to step back here and not
disturb the outcome for the domestic rikishi. The narrative pre-basho of
Shodai's being hyped as a possible Ozeki candidate also worked out, so all is
well in sumo. Except it's not.
And yet, there's something that always brings us back, and so I'll see everyone
in November.
Day 14 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
I
noticed quite a few more fans in the arena for Day 14 today. The masu-seki still
looked about the same (80% full), but there were definitely more fannies in the
upper deck. My guess is about 250 - 300 more fans showed up today than have been
attending the tournament to this point. I think it's partly due to more people
buying seats for the final weekend pre-basho and then I think there's also a bit
of the Tobizaru effect. The nightly news programs can't wait to feature him
(after dutifully reporting on the senpai rikishi first), and all of the female
newscasters just light up when they mention Tobizaru. The dude's not a looker
along the lines of say Brad Pitt or myself, but he's got some personality to him
that's clicking with the female fans, and sumo can't afford not to market him.
With more fans in the stands, I didn't think the sumo overall was horrible or
blatantly obvious, and so I'd say it's a win for the Sumo Association today. Due
to the interest of time (or a lack of it on the weekends), I'm only going to
cover the bouts that contained the yusho contenders who lined up at the start of
the day as follows:
11-2: Shodai, Tobizaru
10-3: Asanoyama, Takakeisho, Wakatakakage, Onosho
Up
first was M9 Onosho who attempted to budge M1 Takanosho at the tachi-ai with two
hands to the chest, but Onosho literally spun his wheels in the middle of the
ring unable to move his foe. If we stop the tape right there, how can a yusho
contender look so hapless at the tachi-ai against an M1 rikishi? As for
Takanosho, he flirted with the right arm inside, but this dude buys most of his
wins too, and so he failed to take advantage of Onosho. As a result, the two
pushed into each other and traded places in the ring with each attempting a weak
pull, and then about five seconds in, Takanosho went for a beefier pull and
managed to slap Onosho down before he stepped out of the ring himself. This was
an ugly bout with an ugly ending fought between two guys who have negotiated the
majority of their wins. It just shows in the sumo. With the loss, Onosho is
eliminated from yusho contention at 10-4 while Takanosho moves to 9-5.
M8 Wakatakakage faced Suckiwake Mitakeumi, and these two rikishi came out of the
same university, Toyo Daigaku. Mitakeumi is the senpai and Wakatakakage the
kohai, but I'm not really sure if that has any effect in professional sumo.
There is definitely a senpai-kohai effect within professional sumo, and I think
that's what caused Wakatakakage to defer to Mitakeumi today. I've been saying
the last few days that the rank and filers will eventually drop off of the
leaderboard. The reason is...they are not going to allow the "kohai" to rise up
and buy/take yusho over the senpai guys in rank like Takakeisho or Asanoyama.
Terunofuji already had street cred last basho for his yusho, and 20 years ago
when Takatoriki bought his way to the yusho from the bottom rung of the banzuke,
he was already a seasoned veteran with heavy sanyaku experience.
Onosho's been around a few years now, but Wakatakakage and Tobizaru are new this
year, and so they're not going to let these guys yusho due to the senpai-kohai
effect within professional sumo.
Onto
the bout itself, Wakatakakage shaded right at the tachi-ai, and the move
completely befuddled Mitakeumi. A guy often ranked at Sekiwake and esteemed as
highly as Mitakeumi is should have no problem making his opponent pay for such a
tachi-ai, but Mitakeumi was lost and could only answer with a weak pull. Now
compromised, Wakatakakage was able to take the bout chest to chest getting the
right arm inside and grabbing a left outer grip, and form this point, Mitakeumi
could not win in a straight up bout. You could just see that Wakatakakage was
not pressing and he allowed Mitakeumi to move him back near the straw, and then
the youngster did the unthinkable in sumo which was to withdraw his right inside
position and give Mitakeumi moro-zashi right there at the edge. The Suckiwake
had no momentum, however, and so he went for a weak inside belt throw with the
right instead of a straight force-out, and Wakatakakage just plopped himself to
the dirt. Easy yaocho call here as Wakatakakage is now eliminated at 10-4 while
Mitakeumi is gifted kachi-koshi at 8-6, and there's a reason that NHK only
showed one obligatory replay.
The
final two bouts of the day featured the four remaining contenders, so let's just
continue to go in chronological order. Up first was Asanoyama taking on
Suckiwake Shodai, and the faux-zeki weakly attempted to get a right arm inside
from the tachi-ai and a left outer grip, but Shodai just pinched in tight with
the left while demanding his own right arm to the inside, and the force from the
tachi-ai spun Asanoyama a bit sideways. That allowed Shodai to latch onto a left
outer grip at the back of the belt, and with Shodai's maintaining his forward
momentum from the tachi-ai, he drove forward hard with the legs and slammed
Asanoyama down with some oomph oshi-taoshi style about three seconds into the
bout. The scary thing is...I don't think Asanoyama was intentionally mukiryoku
here. I thought he had the chance to go for a counter right scoop throw at the
edge, but the thought didn't even cross is mind and whether Asanoyama was
mukiryoku or not, an Ozeki should never be done in like this. Never. The result
is Shodai's moving to 12-2 and eliminating all four-loss rikishi on the spot,
and that includes Asanoyama who falls to 10-4.
Before we get to the final bout, let me just say that Kisenosato's ability in
the booth is like unto his ability in the ring as a Yokozuna. I know they saved
him for the weekend when more fans are watching, but he is just terrible
blabbering on all broadcast long and managing not to say a single thing.
The
day's final bout featured Takakeisho vs. M14 Tobizaru, and like the Wakatakakage
- Mitakeumi bout previously, the senpai - kohai effect was in place here. And
what does that say about Takakeisho who had a rookie let up for him in the ring
today? Tobizaru won the tachi-ai sending Takakeisho back a step or two, but the
Flying Monkey (yes, that's the name he chose for himself) wasn't going
for the kill, and he allowed Takakeisho to thrust his way back to the center of
the ring. From there, Tobizaru's own thrusts were pointless and what he was
really doing was just ducking his head forward and asking Takakeisho to pull him
down. It took about three tries and the two moving around the dohyo in a
non-controlled fashion, but Takakeisho finally sorta connected on a slap causing
Tobizaru to go down with a little bit of exaggeration. The result is both
rikishi falling to 11-3 and Shodai taking sole possession of the lead as
follows:
12-2: Shodai
11-3: Takakeisho, Tobizaru
Tobizaru gets Shodai tomorrow and then the two faux-zeki will fight in the day's
final bout. I like Shodai over Tobizaru for three reasons: 1) Shodai's got more
experience in the division, 2) Tobizaru is not a proven winner yet, and 3) the
senpai-kohai effect. I actually think there's a chance that Tobizaru can win
because Shodai's been buying his bouts as well. If Tobizaru were to shade either
direction at the tachi-ai, he could defeat Shodai using his speed and a grip on
the belt, but I'm quite sure Shodai is going to come out on top.
If Shodai wins, the yusho is his and the final bout of the day is meaningless.
As for the two faux-zeki, Asanoyama should win that one handily.
Day 13 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
The
morning news heading into Day 13 was that two more Makuuchi rikishi announced
their withdrawals from the basho. The most significant of the two was Terunofuji
who was scheduled to fight Wakatakakage in yet another bout that involves a
rikishi vying for the yusho. Besides Terunofuji, Chiyotairyu was the other
rikishi to call it quits, and the two of them brought the total of Kyujo rikishi
between the Makuuchi and Juryo ranks to 13. I guarantee you that neither of
these guys is more injured than Kotoshogiku. Terunofuji left to completely take
his name out of the running, and I'm sure Chiyotairyu tweaked something
somewhere or has a nagging injury, but the rikishi are quitting in droves like
this because there's no purpose for them to hang around. They are quitting on
sumo and quitting on the system that sumo has become, and so that's why we
continue to see no increase in number of fans attending the event. There were
only 18 bouts schedule today in Makuuchi and only 16 bouts were contested. I
guess "contested" isn't the best word here because there was plenty of bout
fixing going on throughout the day.
I think everyone knows which bouts are fake and which ones are real, so today
I'll primarily focus on the bouts that involve the contenders. Speaking of the
contenders, this is the leaderboard as we entered the day:
10-2: Takakeisho, Shodai, Tobizaru
9-3: Asanoyama, Wakatakakage, Onosho

Since I've already spoiled the M4 Terunofuji - M8 Wakatakakage matchup, we'll
start there. The freebie sends Wakatakakage to a 10-3 mark while Terunofuji will
exit the tournament with just eight wins. Those eight wins will send him into
the sanyaku for November, so we'll see how hard he fights then.
M9
Onosho looked to keep himself one off the pace facing M5 Takarafuji today, and
Takarafuji made sure he'd get it coming with the C3P0 arms at the tachi-ai,
gifting Onosho the instant moro-zashi, and then offering no defense as Onosho
drove him straight back and across. It took maybe two seconds, and is this how
we want the yusho-arasoi to look? The word "arasoi" means to fight or go
to war, and there was certainly zero fight in Takarafuji today.
Our
final three-loss rikishi was Asanoyama who did battle with Suckiwake Mitakeumi
today, and the two hooked up in migi-yotsu where Asanoyama grabbed the left
outer grip, and with Mitakeumi playing no defense whatsoever, Asanoyama just
went for an uncontested outer belt throw bowling Mitakeumi over and down a few
seconds in. As they showed replays of the throwing side, you could see that
Mitakeumi didn't even have a hold of anything. He kept that right arm in
no-man's land, and then when Asanoyama loaded up on that throw, Mitakeumi didn't
even think about a counter scoop throw or an inside belt throw. This was yet
another uncontested bout in favor of Asanoyama who's gifted his tenth straight
win against three losses. Mitakeumi falls to 7-6 in gracious defeat.
Up
first among the two-loss rikishi was M14 Tobizaru who drew M1 Takanosho, and I
was curious to see if Takanosho would fight straight up here. He unfortunately
didn't. Tobizaru actually jumped the gun a bit at the tachi-ai or he thought he
did, and so he stood straight up of his own volition thinking the bout would be
called back. It wasn't, however, but instead of just blasting the rookie back
and out, Takanosho extended his right arm and just waited for Tobizaru to give
it a tug, and once that came, Takanosho just ran himself to the edge of the
dohyo and waited for Tobizaru to push him out from behind. It took maybe three
seconds, and once again Tobizaru wins with a magical pull and then an opponent
who was all too willing to just exit the dohyo. Tobizaru moves to 11-2 with the
gift while Takanosho is content at 8-5.
Before we move on, prior to the Enho bout they showed the top three bouts that
were streamed after the fact from Day 12, and Enho took the number #1 slot but
Tobizaru was right behind him at number #2. The problem is, you can't keep fan
interest up for long doing the kind of sumo that Tobizaru's showing us. It's why
people aren't clamoring to watch the end of this basho right now. There are just
too few contested bouts among the yusho contenders.
Our
final two-loss rikishi met head to head today in Takakeisho vs. Sekiwake Shodai,
and as expected, all sumo basics were basically flushed down the toilet.
Takakeisho attempted two simultaneous thrusts into Shodai's chest at the
tachi-ai, but it didn't even budge the taller Shodai, and can we really call
someone an Ozeki who can't move his opponent from the initial charge? When that
tachi-ai flubbed, Takakeisho immediately backed up and to his left going for his
signature wild left swipe, but that too had no effect, and if we stop the tape
right there...notice how we don't see this desperate kind of sumo from
Takakeisho in his wins. We don't see it because he knows the bouts are fixed
going in, but this was straight up today, and so the two rikishi would bounce
into each other as if doing chest bumps and then push each other away. This
happened a time or two before Shodai moved right going for a quick inashi (swipe
at the back of the arm), and then he jumped left employing the same move, and
Takakeisho couldn't keep up just flopping to the dirt in all his glory.
Takakeisho isn't even worthy of a Burger King crown as he falls to 10-3 while
Shodai joins Tobizaru at 11-2, and watching slow motion replays of Takakeisho's
footwork in the dohyo is extremely painful. He basically has his feet aligned
and hops around like Frogger.
With the dust settled on the day, this is how things shape up heading into
Saturday:
11-2: Shodai, Tobizaru
10-3: Asanoyama, Takakeisho, Wakatakakage, Onosho
Tobizaru draws Takakeisho, and this is where I think the rookie defers to his
senpai and graciously removes himself from the yusho race. Head to head in a
straight up fight, I think Tobizaru is the better rikishi, but if I had to
guess, he's going to let up for Takakeisho tomorrow.
Shodai faces Asanoyama, and I think this one will be straight up. Right now I
give the advantage to Shodai just because he has more momentum.
Wakatakakage faces Mitakeumi, and I think Wakatakakage is the better rikishi. It
doesn't mean he'll win, but I favor him in a straight up bout.
Finally, Onosho faces Takanosho, and we saw today that Takanosho can be bought,
especially since he already has his eight wins.
There is no way that a yusho rikishi can be determined tomorrow, so you have to
watch to the bitter end.
In other bouts of interest, I know some people scoffed when I suggested that M5
Kiribayama's withdrawal against Takakeisho a few days ago was planned, but the
Mongolian came back today to fight Sekiwake Daieisho, and he easily survived a
henka from Daieisho and chased him around the ring and out using his speed (and
size advantage) to knock Daieisho out of the sanyaku altogether for November.
Kiribayama moves to 7-6 with the win while Daieisho falls to 4-9. Kitanofuji
seemed perplexed after this one saying, "And Daieisho did so well in pre-basho
keiko..." When was the last time that ever mattered?
There was some bad acting today, but I blew a snot bubble when I watched M2
Tamawashi clutch M3 Myogiryu near the edge and just fall backwards onto his
butt. Every time I see the abise-taoshi kimari-te, I recall the not so epic bout
between Takanohana and Wakanohana at the 1995 Kyushu basho were they fought in
the playoff for the yusho. Takanohana's backwards fall in the center of the ring
was fake and obvious, and he even admitted it later on when the two brothers had
their spat. Oh wait, there is no yaocho in sumo. My bad as Tamawashi falls to
5-8 while Myogiryu is still alive at 6-7.
The acting was so bad for the M6 Takayasu - M12 Kotoshoho matchup that they had
to rule the thing tsuki-te, or intentionally touching the dohyo with your hand.
Okay, maybe the implication is an unintentional touch, but you know what I mean.
After dominating the tachi-ai and having Takayasu completely set up for anything
he wanted, Kotoshoho pretended to slip off of a hikkake arm tug, and the dude
just put both palms to the dohyo. Wow, the crowd certainly got its money's worth
there as both dudes end the day 8-5.
M11
Kotoshogiku's descent to the Juryo ranks and likely retirement were sealed today
when M17 Ichinojo didn't let up for him. From the tachi-ai, the Geeku had no
chance and knew it, and so Ichinojo lightly sent him out of the ring with a hand
to the belt from behind. At 2-11 now it's curtains for Kotoshogiku, and I'm sure
he'll announce his retirement rather than subject himself to the Juryo division.
I at least applaud him for fighting unlike most of the other yayhoos who've
withdrawn. As for Ichinojo, he needs to win one more the final two days to stay
in the division at 7-6.
And finally, Ishiura just stood there in the migi-yotsu position and let
Hoshoryu bowl him over with a right outer belt grip in the center of the ring.
Looks like the Hoshoryu camp is paying to at least keep him in the division as
he moves now to 6-7.
Day 12 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
A
bit of news heading into the day was the announcement that Komusubi Endoh had
withdrawn from the tournament citing the need to give Takakeisho a free win. It
was either that or some inflammation in his ACL in the right knee. Who knows
these days? The result of Endoh's withdrawal means that Takakeisho is guaranteed
his co-leader status heading into Day 13, and so both faux-zeki are touted as
contenders despite doing very little in the ring.
And speaking of contender status, I was curious to note this morning when I
watched the NHK News 9 sports broadcast that they only featured three rikishi in
the lead-off graphic: Takakeisho, Asanoyama, and Shodai.

I actually watch the news before I watch the bouts, so I had no idea of the Day
12 results, so when I saw this, my first reaction was, "Are they already writing
Terunofuji off?" If they're showing one three-loss rikishi in Asanoyama then why
not the other major three-loss rikishi, Terunofuji? I was pretty sure Terunofuji
lost on the day at this point, and I chalked it up to the News 9 people knowing
this and just not bothering to add Fuji the Terrible because he's not a guy they
hype anyway. However, during the Day 12 broadcast itself prior to the Terunofuji
- Onosho matchup, NHK showed the following graphic:

Once again, only Takakeisho, Shodai, and Asanoyama are listed. Both Terunofuji
and Asanoyama were tied heading into the day, so why not add Terunofuji into the
fray as well? The obvious answer is that sumo is not covered objectively, and I
also have to wonder if they already knew the intentions of the former Ozeki
coming into the day.
I'll begin covering the yusho race first in my comments starting tomorrow, so
let's get to all the bouts from the day starting from the bottom up as usual.
M12 Kotoshoho caught M13 Ishiura with two stiff tsuppari at the tachi-ai
knocking Ishiura upright and onto his heels, and Kotoshoho pounced just like
that sending Ishiura back and off the dohyo with one more volley for good
measure. Kotoshoho picks up kachi-koshi at 8-4 while Ishiura is still gripping
at 2-10.
M15 Shohozan was largely flat-footed at the tachi-ai against M12 Kaisei, and so
Baby Huey just used a methodic tsuppari attack to knock Shohozan back, over and
out. Pretty simple stuff here as Kaisei moves to 6-6 while Shohozan falls to
3-9.
M11 Chiyotairyu came with a low kachi-age with the left hand against M13 Meisei
who reached for the front of the belt with the right hand, and both guys bounced
off each other creating a bit of separation. As Chiyotairyu looked to tsuppari
his way back forward, Meisei just slipped to his left and lightly pulled
Chiyotairyu forward and down with a tsuki to Tairyu's side. This fix was in here
as Chiyotairyu falls to 5-7 while Meisei moves to 7-5.
M15 Shimanoumi stayed low at the tachi-ai forcing M11 Kotoshogiku to fight from
on top of him, and this frustrated the Geeku a bit and baited him into a few
pull attempts, but you could see that Shimanoumi wasn't going anywhere.
Shimanoumi continued to just stay low keeping the bout from going chest to
chest, and when Kotoshogiku finally attempted a yori charge, Shimanoumi easily
slipped to his right and executed a perfect counter tsuki-otoshi at the edge.
Kotoshogiku falls to 2-10 now while Shimanoumi ekes his way to 5-7.
M16 Hoshoryu reached for the back of M9 Enho's belt at the tachi-ai with the
right hand, but he let it go as soon as he grabbed it, and then just dutifully
stood in the middle of the ring with his hands high and not committed to
anything. The two played glad hands for a few seconds with Hoshoryu never
bothering to actually grab the smaller Enho, and so when Enho went for a weak
swipe at Hoshoryu's extended arm, the Mongolian just put his palm to the dohyo,
and that was that. I mean, I know that Enho picks up the cheap win here, but is
that kind of stuff entertaining to anyone? Enho moves to 4-8, and I guess the
design now is to keep him in the division. As for Hoshoryu, he falls to 5-7 and
despite his willingness to lose here today, I really can't find anything
positive about his debut basho.
M17 Ichinojo came with a weak right hand in kachi-age fashion at the tachi-ai
and then put both hands ridiculously hight against M8 Tokushoryu from the
tachi-ai, and this immediately gave Tokushoryu moro-zashi, and a half second in
you could just see Ichinojo's mukiryoku intentions. Well, Tokushoryu "forced"
the listless Ichinojo over and out in mere seconds, and this was just stupidly
obvious. Tokushoryu moves to 5-7 after the fix while Ichinojo falls to 6-6.
Our
first bout with yusho implications was next featuring two two-loss rikishi in M8
Wakatakakage vs. M14 Tobizaru. Wakatakakage henka'd lightly to his left at the
tachi-ai against Tobizaru, but he wasn't looking to inflict any damage,
especially when he refrained from grabbing a left outer grip, and so the two
squared back up where Wakatakakage fired some nice tsuppari knocking Tobizaru up
high, but the M8 wasn't pressing forward. After a brief pull to let Tobizaru
back into it, Wakatakakage should have taken advantage again after getting a
nice hand up and under Tobizaru's extended left, but Wakatakakage relented yet
again and waited for the inevitable pull/slap move to come from the rookie. Said
move was a weak pull attempt with the left, and Wakatakakage just walked himself
forward and out of the ring altogether. Seems like Tobizaru's "wins" the last
few days have been just like this and is anyone fooled? Tobizaru was on defense
throughout, and you can't point to a single thing he did to set up this victory.
Rather, it was Wakatakakage dictating everything here including the final
run-out of his own volition. The end result is Tobizaru's moving to a fake 10-2
while Wakatakakage falls to 9-3.
Before we move on, I don't know the details of why Wakatakakage agreed to be
bought out here. Had he won, he would have maintained co-leader status, but as
I've been saying all along, none of the rank and filers are going to take the
yusho here, and I think Wakatakakage's camp knew this and decided to take the
cash. There's also been this minor movement in the media to hype Tobizaru
because he's one of those guys with personality. I liken it to those annoying
celebrities who have to come up with gimmicks in order to get noticed on
television. How about getting noticed with solid sumo instead of pretending that
you're the next TV A-lister?
M7 Aoiyama came with his strong tsuppari attack against M10 Sadanoumi, and when
Aoiyama actually cares to couple de-ashi with his thrusts, he's nigh unto
unstoppable, especially among the rank and file. I mean, this one wasn't even
close as Aoiyama scored the wham bam thank you ma'am win moving to 7-5 while
Sadanoumi takes his medicine at 5-7.
M3 Myogiryu knocked M10 Kotoeko onto his heels with a perfect tachi-ai, and all
Kotoeko could do was attempt to grab at Myogiryu's extended arm as the M3 moved
forward swiftly and just kicked Kotoeko's ass in three seconds. You watch sumo
like this and how Kotoeko is so useless, and it makes it easy to call the yaocho
in his favor when it occurs. Both rikishi end the day at 5-7.
M7 Ryuden easily grabbed the right outer grip against M3 Terutsuyoshi from the
tachi-ai, and he never really did get the left arm established inside, but with
the two seemingly jockeying there in the center of the ring for a second or two,
Ryuden went for an easy dashi-nage that caused Terutsuyoshi to just flop forward
and down. What a waste of our time here as Ryuden moves to 4-8 while
Terutsuyoshi is 3-9.
M2 Tamawashi came out of the gate hot against M2 Hokutofuji driving him back two
full steps with a nice tsuppari attack and de-ashi, and then all of a sudden
Tamawashi just backed up without even going for a pull, so with The Mawashi
lightly back pedaling and doing nothing, Hokutofuji was able to recover and push
his compromised opponent back and across for the "comeback" win. Not sure of the
politics here as both rikishi end the day at 5-7.
Up next
were two three-loss rikishi contending for the yusho in M1 Terunofuji and M9
Onosho, and as I mentioned in my intro, Terunofuji was already written out of
the yusho boards prior to the bout, so it was no surprise whatsoever when
Terunofuji failed to grab his foe from the tachi-ai even with Onosho inviting
the yotsu-zumo bout! A half second in, Terunofuji had his left arm flirting
inside with
Onosho
pushed over and down, and the right outer grip was there for the taking as
pictured at left. But Terunofuji must have forgotten to grab it...yeah, that's
it..and so he let Onosho recover and work his way into moro-zashi (all while
failing to latch ahold of Onosho), and as Onosho "drove" Terunofuji back, the
Ozeki just stayed upright and allowed Onosho to topple him with a right hand
pushing up into Fuji's left armpit. After the bout, Onosho shook his head up and
down as if to say, "Yeah, that was all me!" All you it wasn't. It was just
another blatant mukiryoku performance from Terutsuyoshi, whose camp has
obviously decided to withdraw from the yusho race. The end result is Onosho's
moving to 9-3 while Terunofuji drops off of the leaderboard at 8-4.
Before we move on, they showed Onosho walking down the hana-michi and straight
past the monitor they have set up there to allow the rikishi to view their
handiwork. He barely gave the monitor a glance just walking on by as if to
continue his badass demeanor. What a crock'a shite this is. Do I need to remind
Onosho of his brilliant 0-13 start last basho? The only thing that's changed
from then until now is a bunch of cash exchanging hands between stables.
Moving
right along, M6 Kagayaki struck M1 Takanosho briefly at the tachi-ai before
immediately withdrawing his arms out wide, and that gave Takanosho the clear
path to just shove his foe back and across with no resistance. Kagayaki
definitely had the C3P0 arms going here as he drops to 6-6 while Taknosho buys
kachi-koshi at 8-4.
M4 Tochinoshin reached for a left outer grip at the tachi-ai against Komusubi
Okinoumi before quickly withdrawing and putting that arm up high around
Okinoumi's head, and that signaled to the Komusubi to come and get me, and he
did securing moro-zashi and forcing Shin over and out with no resistance at the
edge. I mean, Tochinoshin didn't even think about a counter tsuki-otoshi as he
waltzed back and across the straw in mukiryoku fashion. Okinoumi moves to 4-8
with the gift while Tochinoshin falls to 5-7.
The worst bout of sumo in a legit contest today was between Suckiwake Mitakeumi
and M6 Takayasu. Mitakeumi had Takayasu on his heels from the tachi-ai, but he
wasted that with a left kachi-age up way too high, and so as Takayasu looked to
recover, Mitakeumi went for a soft pull followed by an equally soft pull from
Takayasu, and then finally we saw a few tsuppari where Takayasu took charge
knocking Mitakeumi upright and setting up a left scoop throw that was terribly
executed, but the hapless Mitakeumi couldn't survive it just flopping down to
the dirt near the edge. Shortly after the Suckiwake's fall, Takayasu also
plopped to the dirt indicitive of just how sloppy and ungrounded the sumo was
here, but whatever. Both rikishi end the day at 7-5.

At this point in the broadcast, they announced the withdrawal of Komusubi Endoh
giving Takakeisho the freebie, and I don't think it's coincidence that Asanoyama
and Takakeisho are enjoying these freebies at opportune times. Takakeisho moves
to 10-2 with the gift and is the highest-ranked co-leader while Endoh will
finish at 3-12.
Suckiwake
Shodai next stepped into the ring to face M5 Takarafuji, and the latter kept his
arms low and wide at the tachi-ai as he is wont to do when throwing bouts, and
this gifted Shodai the opening for anything to the inside. Shodai inserted the
left arm first although it wasn't that deep while the right arm was sorta to the
inside as well, but it wasn't really moro-zashi because the two weren't chest to
chest. They weren't chest to chest because Takarafuji was already moving back,
and so Shodai just moved forward in tow and scored as lightweight of a yori-kiri
as you'd ever care to see. This certainly didn't "feel" like a bout with yusho
implications because there was no serious effort from Shodai's opponent, but who
cares? Shodai scoots to 10-2 with the gift joining Takakeisho and Tobizaru in
the two-loss column. As for Takarafuji, he falls to 6-6 and becomes the third
Isegahama rikishi today to throw his bout.
And
that sets up the day's finale between Asanoyama and Sekiwake Daieisho. It was
the Sekiwake who struck Asanoyama well at the tachi-ai standing him up, but
instead of moving forward, Daieisho was already looking to retreat. This allowed
Asanoyama to plod his way forward, but with Daieisho up against the tawara,
Asanoyama hadn't created his own momentum, and so instead of finishing Daieisho
off, the Sekiwake instinctively forced the action back to the center of the ring
with an effective tsuppari attack that drew a collective "Uh-oh" from the crowd.
But never fear. Instead of sending Asanoyama all the way back and out, Daieisho
went into pull mode timidly moving to his right and really just taking a seat
near the edge as Asanoyama tried to keep up barely getting the left inside at
the end. Nessen this wasn't as Asanoyama stays in the yusho hunt at 9-3
while Daieisho is a harmless 4-8.
The Sumo Association couldn't have drawn the leaderboard up better than this
heading into the final Friday:
10-2: Takakeisho, Shodai, Tobizaru
9-3: Asanoyama, Wakatakakage, Onosho
Day 11 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
As
we enter the shubansen, I was curious to see if the four-day weekend or the
tournament to this point had generated any more interest among the paying fans,
but as they scanned the Kokugikan prior to the final bout of the day, it looked
like there were a few more gaps in the masu-seki and a few more fannies in the
seats up in the second level. The first Wednesday after a four-day holiday is
tough, so let's see if any more fans come out the remaining four days. It
definitely feels to me that they are trying to will a Japanese rikishi to the
yusho this basho, and if Terunofuji decides to lose one more bout, the Sumo
Association will get their wish. I was worried after the first few days that the
yusho line would drop to four losses, but I think the way things are going now,
the winner will be alone at the top with a 12-3 record.
M13
Ishiura henka'd to his left against M12 Kaisei at the tachi-ai, grabbed the left
outer grip, and kept spinning the Brasilian around the ring, but Kaisei managed
to halt their movement and get a left arm under the bottom of his foe. With
Ishiura stationery now, Kaisei was able to break off that grip with blunt force
and then shove Ishiura back and across for the comeback win. Kaisei was not in a
giving mood today as he moves to 5-6 while Ishiura falls to 2-9.
M15 Shohozan and M11 Kotoshogiku hooked up in hidari-yotsu initially from the
tachi-ai, but Kotoshogiku could not move or defend himself, and so Shohozan
worked his right arm inside as well giving him moro-zashi, and from there it was
curtains. Shohozan has won three in a row moving to 3-8 while Kotoshogiku falls
to 2-9.
M17 Ichinojo lowered his shoulder into M10 Kotoeko just crushing the Sadogatake
rikishi back from the starting lines and sending him moving left in an effort to
escape the onslaught, but Ichinojo moved well and stayed square shoving Kotoeko
back and across needing maybe three seconds. Watching the replay, Tobe Announcer
said, "Ichinojo should do this kind of sumo all the time." Ya think?? Back when
I believed in Santa Claus too, that was my thought all the time regarding
certain rikishi. Why don't they fight like that all the time? Now I know.
Ichinojo moves to 6-5 while Kotoeko falls to the inverse at 5-6.
M10 Sadanoumi looked to attack forward against M13 Meisei and grab a frontal
belt grip, but the latter was on the move early skirting right as he pulled and
moved too fast for Sadanoumi to keep pace. It was ugly, but Meisei's mawari-komu
tactic worked giving him the oshi-dashi win set up by a series of pulls. He
moves to 6-5 while the Sadamight falls to 5-6.
I
suppose the most anticipated matchup of the first half bouts featured M9 Onosho
vs. M14 Tobizaru. With both rikishi at two losses coming in, they are touted as
co-leaders, so let's get to it. Onosho looked to take charge early with a wild
tsuppari attack, but the rookie halted that easily getting the right arm inside,
and so with his oshi attack neutralized, Onosho was frustrated trying to shake
the rookie off using a wild paw to the face of Tobizaru. Tobizaru shook that
blow off and used the momentum shift and Onosho's instability to work himself to
the left of Onosho and pull him forward and down by the back of the shoulder.
This was not a great bout of sumo, and it's typical of what we see when two
dudes have ridden yaocho into the second week. My expectation--especially in the
Makuuchi division--is that the sumo resembles the sound sumo you see in the
keiko ring. In the olden days when I used to stalk these guys at morning keiko,
if two rikishi did sumo as we saw in this bout, the stable master would crack
his bamboo kendo sword over both of their skulls. But regardless of my opinion
on the matter, Tobizaru moves to 9-2 and guarantees his co-leader status for at
least one more day. As for Onosho, he's still on the leaderboard at 8-3 but not
for long.
M9 Enho ducked in low against M15 Shimanoumi, and when Shimanoumi didn't even
try to latch onto Enho, I was like "here we go." Enho of course couldn't budge
Shimanoumi, but with the latter just standing there, Enho began to work left
going for a pull, and after one full circle around the ring, Enho went for the
lightest of pulls, which was apparently Shimanoumi's cue to just swan dive
himself off of the dohyo altogether landing on the lap of the judge sitting
ringside East. Give me a break as Enho ekes his way to 3-8 while Shimanoumi
falls--literally--to 4-7.
M8
Wakatakakage looked to keep his co-leader status today against M11 Chiyotairyu,
and the latter is one of the easiest bought rikishi in the entire division, and
it was clear that some money exchanged hands today. Wakatakakage moved right at
the tachi-ai going for a light tap at the back of Chiyotairyu's left shoulder,
and Chiyotairyu could have easily made the youngster pay, but he didn't squaring
back up and lightly putting his hands towards his foe but never doing any
damage. After that horrible start from Wakatakakage, he was in no position to
attack, and so Chiyotairyu assisted by going for the weakest of pulls, and
finally Wakatakakage was able to move forward and push the compromised
Chiyotairyu back and across. What a poor display of sumo, and crap like this is
not going to bring the fans back. Wakatakakage buys his way to 9-2 while
Chiyotairyu graciously falls to 5.6.
M8 Tokushoryu and M16 Hoshoryu hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and
Hoshoryu was way too upright for his own good. When fighting a behemoth like
Tokushoryu, the Mongolian needs to go in low and work from the front of the
belt, but he went chest to chest with a bad tachi-ai, and as Tokushoryu pressed
forward, Hoshoryu panicked and went for an ill-advised kote-nage near the edge.
Tokushoryu was applying to much pressure, however, and this caused Hoshoryu to
slip out of the throw where Tokushoryu easily bodied him across and down from
there. Hoshoryu continues to struggle at 5-6 while Tokushoryu improves to 4-7.
I thought we had seen some ugly sumo to this point, but M12 Kotoshoho and M7
Aoiyama took the cake in the first-half bouts with their bout of...umm...sumo
today. Completely flat-footed, Aoiyama fired some weak tsuppari before leaning
right and going for a tepid pull at the back of his foe's left shoulder that
caused Kotoshoho to stumble forward, and he was completely vulnerable at this
point, but Aoiyama let him back into it using the weakest of tsuppari until
Kotoshoho could upright himself and go for a weak pull of is own. That move
barely connected, but it was all Aoiyama needed to just rush forward into
oblivion and stage dive himself off of the dohyo into a heap in the vacant
suna-kaburi. Give me a break as Kotoshoho buys his way to 7-4 while Aoiyama is a
harmless 6-5.
M2 Hokutofuji weakly moved right at the tachi-ai going for an equally weak pull
of M7 Ryuden, and the latter just bought it hook line and sinker falling forward
and down in a bout that lasted maybe a second. The fix was in here for whatever
reason as Hokutofuji "improves" to 4-7 while Ryuden suffers make-koshi at 3-8.
M2
Tamawashi fired a thrust into M1 Takanosho at the tachi-ai and then just
promptly stood up straight, shaded to his right, and went for the weakest of
love taps at the back of Takanosho's left shoulder. With Tamawashi just standing
there doing nothing and having backed himself up near the edge, all that was
required was Takanosho to move forward and fire a thrust into Tamawashi's torso
that sent the willing Mongolian across in about two seconds. Nice mukiryoku
attitude by Tamawashi from the start, and this picture shows perfectly what I
mean by C3P0 arms. Takanosho continues to buy his bouts moving now to 7-4 while
Tamawashi graciously falls to 5-6.
M3
Myogiryu was backpedaling from the tachi-ai against M1 Terunofuji not wanting to
go chest to chest, and I can't say I blame him. With the fix not in here,
Terunofuji advanced well looking to wrap up Myogiryu's left arm, but when the M3
slipped to his left at the edge of the ring, Terunofuji was in hot pursuit
staying low and getting the right arm inside that led to the easy yori-kiri win.
Terunofuji breezes to 8-3 while Myogiryu falls to 4-7. Before we move on,
Terunofuji's kachi-koshi from the M1 rank means he'll be ranked in the sanyaku
for next basho.
M4 Tochinoshin opted for a tsuppari attack against Komusubi Endoh before quickly
backing up to the right and going for a mammoth pull. Endoh tried desperately to
knock Shin back before he hit the dirt, but Tochinoshin easily kept his feet
within the straw as Endoh crashed down, so gunbai to Tochinoshin. What an ugly
bout of sumo here as Tochinoshin moves to 5-6 with Endoh suffering make-koshi at
3-8.
The
Suckiwake Shodai - M6 Takayasu bout was another ugly display of sumo along the
lines of the Onosho - Tobizaru contest I mentioned in the first half. This one
was probably uglier, and how is someone supposed to break down a bout of sumo
like this when there's no continuity? It was basically a cat fight with limbs
and fur flying everywhere with nobody actually scoring on a potent move. At one
point Shodai put his hand at the back of Takayasu's shoulder, and then Takayasu
was actually able to place his left hand into Shodai's neck, but he just kept
the limb extended up high, and so Shodai was finally able to spin Takayasu
sideways pushing into that extended left arm before crashing into him and
sending Takayasu down onto one knee. Both skulls need to be cracked with the
bamboo sword after this one, and is this the brand of sumo associated with a
co-leader? Sadly it is, and that's exactly why attendance is still stagnant even
after a four-day weekend in between. Shodai moves to 9-2 after that...display
while Takayasu falls to 6-5.
The ugliness would continue as M3 Terutsuyoshi ducked down low leading with his
head and striking the torso of Sekiwake Daieisho right between the teets. As for
Daieisho, his hands were up high having completely whiffed at the tachi-ai, but
Terutsuyoshi's reaction was to just back up to his right and on his heels as he
waited for Daieisho to finish him off at the edge. Because Daieisho had no
momentum from the start, it took him a bit to get the defenseless Terutsuyoshi
across the edge, but he eventually did. Sheesh, another ugly ugly bout as
Daieisho limps to 4-7 while Terutsuyoshi falls to 3-8.
If I was a child, I'd constantly be asking my parents from the backseat, "Is it
over yet? Is it over yet?" Unfortunately, no. Up next was Suckiwake Mitakeumi
against M6 Kagayaki, and after standing Mitakeumi completely upright with two
hands to the neck, Kagayaki opened his arms wide gifting Mitakeumi moro-zashi as
he just backed up with the Suckiwake in tow. This bout was completely
uncontested as Mitakeumi moves to 7-4 while Kagayaki had plenty of room to sell
at 6-5.
M5
Takarafuji kept his arms low and wide at the tachi-ai against Takakeisho
standing up straight and playing the role of a target keeping his arms out of
the way and shading to his left as he backed up to the edge, and so Takakeisho
easily followed in tow firing a few shoves. At the edge, Takarafuji was so
mukiryoku that when Takakeisho scored on the final push out, there was no
resistance and so Takakeisho crashed down hard along the edge of the dohyo and
it looked as if the dude was having a seizure. It took him a long time to get
up, and isn't this one of the youngest guys in the division? He looked way old
here finally standing back up with a big patch of tsuchi across his torso. They
normally associate a patch of dirt like that with a loss, but in compromised
sumo, anomalies like this can and do happen. Takakeisho hasn't legitimately won
a single bout yet as he moves to 9-2 while Takarafuji falls to 6-5.
In
the day's final bout, Komusubi Okinoumi and Asanoyama hooked up in migi-yotsu,
and then Okinoumi literally just stood there and waited for Asanoyama to make a
move. Said move was a left outer belt throw where Okinoumi hopped on his foot
twice and then was dumped over onto his back in spectacular fashion. The focus
at the end of course was on the "powerful" belt throw, but no mention was made
of Okinoumi's failure to lift up into Asanoyama with his inside right, and he
was so limp on that side when the throw attempt came that there was no chance of
a nage-no-uchi-ai. In fact, the pic at left shows that Okinoumi completely let
go of anything with that right hand. The bottom line here is that Okinoumi was
completely mukiryoku as he falls to 3-8 while Asanoyama has now been gifted six
straight wins with two freebies thrown in for good measure.
At the end of the day, the leaderboard looks like this:
9-2: Takakeisho, Shodai, Wakatakakage, Tobizaru
8-3: Asanoyama, Terunofuji, Onosho
As more rikishi battle each other head to head, this list will shrink gradually
as we hit the final weekend, but once again, there's no way to predict bout
fixing, so the drama here is not an anticipation of good sumo; rather, who is
going to defer to whom?
Day 10 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Apologies
for the lack of a Day 9 report. When faced with the prospect of an all day fly
fishing trip vs. politely declining because of an obligation to talk sumo, it
was a pretty easy choice. Furthermore, after watching the Day 9 bouts, there
wasn't anything out of the ordinary. All of the strategic yaocho occurred in all
the right places, and there's nothing from Day 9 that occurred in the ring which
needs to be singled out in the intro. One thing that I did find interesting on
Day 9 was NHK's decision to limit the leaderboard to just two-loss rikishi, and
I think it was the correct decision. As I concluded my Day 8 comments, I posted
the leaderboard down to the three-loss rikishi, and there were 15 or so guys in
the group. To tout such a group as yusho contenders would signal chaos, and so
they were smart to just keep it to the two-loss dudes...and even then, there
were nine of them.
Three of those nine were eliminated during Day 9 contests, so heading into Day
10, the rikishi at the top of the leaderboard have been whittled down to six.
NHK continued to focus just on those six in the two-loss tier, and so my
broadcast feed began with Fujii Announcer and Mainoumi breaking down the
leaderboard, which was posted as follows:
Takakeisho, Shodai, Terunofuji, Wakatakakage, Onosho, Tobizaru

As I listened to their analysis, the focus was of
course on Takakeisho first, then Shodai, and then they even brought Asanoyama
into the mix. They also showed replays from Takakeisho and Asanoyama's bouts
yesterday (both of which were yaocho), and through it all it just amazed me that
they could sit there with a straight face and pretend that those three were the
force this basho. I was starting to doubt that they would entirely gloss over
Terunofuji, but finally in the end, Mainoumi said that Terunofuji was the
favorite at this point because he's already faced the top-ranked rikishi.
There's nobody left on his schedule that he can't beat with his own power
(that's how Mainoumi worded it which was an interesting Freudian slip), and so
we at least got that from Mainoumi.
This isn't to say that Terunofuji is gonna take the yusho; it just emphasized
the point that Terunofuji is indeed the Story Teller. As for the other rikishi
in the two-loss column, Wakatakakage, Onosho, and Tobizaru are all just fluff
there on the leaderboard, and they are going to fade away in time, so the yusho
will come down to someone with name recognition.
Before we get to the action in the ring, we had a rare situation yesterday and
today as two Japanese holidays fell on the same day. September 21st is Shubun-no-hi,
or the Autumn Equinox while Keiro-no-hi, or Respect for Old People day, falls on
the third Monday of September. Because both holidays lined up on the same day
this year, they declared yesterday as Old Folks day and today as the Autumn
Equinox day. Out of respect for the old folks, however, today's broadcast was
full of useless trivia and even sumo haiku written by some chap named Masaoka
Shiki. The only reason I bring this up is to point out that Japan just enjoyed a
four-day holiday, and so NHK worked hard each of the four days to keep the fans
interested in between bouts by taking walks down memory lane featuring contests
from decades ago and doing a piece on Chiyonofuji. In short, NHK knows who their
audience is (old people), and everything they did this weekend was to play the
sentimental card to keep them interested.
Moving
to the action itself, M17 Ichinojo kept his arms low at the tachi-ai against a
Juryo fellow named Wakamotoharu, and the Mongolith had the clear path to the
inside with either arm, but he brought both arms outside and just easily bodied
Wakamotoharu back to the edge. From there, Wakamotoharu "halted" Ichinojo's
momentum getting the right arm to the inside, and so Ichinojo complied with his
own right to the inside on the other side. From this point, Ichinojo had the
clear path to an outer grip with the left, but he purposefully just let that
left arm dangle there haplessly, and so with no pressure coming from Ichinojo,
Wakamotoharu maki-kae'd with the left again with no opposition giving him
moro-zashi. Ichinojo continued to pretend to be interested in an outer grip
before faking a maki-kae with that left arm, and that enabled Wakamotoharu to
begin a yori charge leading with the left inside. Ichinojo instinctively thought
about a counter belt throw with the right, but he held up and just backed
himself out as Wakamotoharu followed in tow. Nice mukiryoku effort here from
Ichinojo, and I'm still trying to decide which yaocho was more ridiculous:
Ichinojo's losing to a no-name Juryo guy today or Ichinojo's letting Enho beat
him yesterday. Who knows what's going around in the dude's thick skull, but he
agreed to fall to 5-5.
M16 Hoshoryu henka'd M11 Chiyotairyu to the right at the tachi-ai and
immediately grabbed the side of Tairyu's belt with the right hand. From there,
Chiyotairyu didn't bother to squre back up as Hoshoryu bum rushed him out from
behind leaving both rikishi at 5-5. Hoshoryu's only legitimate win so far this
basho has been Kotoshogiku, and that ain't sayin' much.
And speaking of M11 Kotoshogiku, I'm sure he was a sight for the sore eyes of
M13 Ishiura, a dude who sat out the first week of the basho and has now returned
to try and limit his fall on the banzuke. Ishiura stayed low at the tachi-ai
keeping Kotoshogiku upright with his left hand pushing into the Geeku's neck and
left armpit. With Kotoshogiku upright, Ishiura was able to firmly establish the
left arm inside, and then he switched gears by throwing Kotoshogiku over and
down back towards the center of the ring. As Kotoshogiku fell, he went into a
defensive roll signaling that his left leg is still badly injured. Both rikishi
end the day at 2-8, and it does not look good for the former Ozeki.
M10
Sadanoumi went for a stupid pull at the tachi-ai against M15 Shimanoumi, and
when Shimanoumi didn't make him pay, I grew suspicious. Shimanoumi then let
Sadanoumi force the action back to the center of the ring where the two hooked
up in migi-yotsu, and Shimanoumi had his left hand right there at an outer grip
of the Sadamight's belt (as pictured there at left), but he refused to simply
grab it. After a quick and senseless pull by Shimanoumi that gave Sadanoumi the
momentum, Shimanoumi continued to ignore that left outer grip as Sadanoumi
forced him back and across with no resistance. I mean, watch the slow-mo replay
of this one and Shimanoumi has the left outer open to him the entire second half
of the bout, but he never grabs it. Not sure of the politics involved here as
Sadanoumi moves to 5-5 while Shimanoumi falls to 4-6.
Up next was M9 Enho vs. M15 Shohozan, and prior to the bout, they showed the
graphic that lists the top three bouts streamed by the fans from the previous
day. As is usually the case, Enho's bout topped the list (he faced Ichinojo)
followed by Takakeisho (Kiribayama) and Asanoyama (Tochinoshin). Not only were
the top three bouts blatant yaocho, but how is it that a one-loss guy coming in
ranked at M9 is more popular than the two Japanese dudes ranked at Ozeki? As Joe
Biden likes to pontificate, "Think about it, man."
As for the bout itself, Enho came in low causing Shohozan to whiff at the
tachi-ai with his hands up high, but he quickly repented and baited Enho into a
kote-nage throw where Shohozan slipped to his right and just yanked the smaller
Enho around the ring and out. Both rikishi end the day at 2-8.
M12
Kaisei bested M8 Tokushoryu at the tachi-ai and had his foe so upright, he could
have gotten either arm inside...or both. It turned out to be migi-yotsu, and
Kaisei had Tokushoryu positioned perfectly in order to grab the left outer grip
(pictured at right), and despite his hand being right there, he not only let go
but he brought both arms high and wide giving Tokushoryu moro-zashi. From there,
Tokushoryu was able to switch places with his foe in the ring while Kaisei faked
a kubi-nage throw opting to just stand there until Tokushoryu was able to push
him out of the ring. As they showed the replay, Fujii Announcer noted of Kaisei,
"Wow, he let him [Tokushoryu] maki-kae too easily." Instead of "easily" I
probably would have said "intentionally" but whatever. The end result is
favorable for sumo as Tokushoryu moves to 3-7 while Kaisei falls to 4-6.
M12 Kotoshoho shaded left at the tachi-ai against M8 Wakatakakage before moving
back right and going for a quick pull down at the back of the head. The move
caused Wakatakakage to stumble forward, but his athleticism kept him in the
bout, and he was able to square back up and knock Kotoshoho upright before
getting the right arm inside. A brief stalemate ensued before Wakatakakage was
able to make his move knocking Kotoshoho back enough to where Waka grabbed the
left outer grip, and from there he scored the easy yori-kiri. After the bout,
they caught up with Kotoshoho and he said, "I wasn't able to attack at all
today." And this after having Wakatakakage on his heels from the start. The bout
was legit as Wakatakakage picks up kachi-koshi at 8-2 while Kotoshoho falls to
6-4.
Up
next was M7 Ryuden who welcomed rookie M14 Tobizaru. The tachi-ai was even
steven where Ryuden had the opening for the right inside position, but he didn't
take it. He was still big enough that Tobizaru wasn't sure how to handle him,
and so the two grappled in the center of the ring with a bit of separation.
Ryuden constantly passed up opportunities to get inside or grab Tobizaru's belt,
and he ultimately let the rookie get the left arm inside at the back of his
belt. Ryuden's response was a right outer grip, and instead of the expected
nage-no-uchi-ai, Ryuden just stood there so limp that as Tobizaru "threw" him
with the left inside, he actually ended up nearly stumbling over Ryuden who was
dutifully lying there on his back after making no effort to counter with the
right outer belt grip. As if. Tobizaru keeps pace with Wakatakakage at 8-2 while
Ryuden falls to 3-7 a richer man.
M13 Meisei and M7 Aoiyama traded tsuppari in the center of the ring from the
tachi-ai, and Aoiyama's blows had the greater effect, but he wasn't committed to
a forward moving charge. After a few seconds, he shaded to his right looking to
pull but coming away with the right arm inside. You could see that Aoiyama
wasn't terribly comfortable fighting at the belt, and it allowed Meisei to grab
a left outer grip with the right hand at the front of Aoiyama's belt, but he
wasn't strong enough to do anything with it, and so Aoiyama easily cut off the
outer grip and forced Meisei upright. Meisei was able to sneak both arms in
tight for moro-zashi, but he didn't have any leverage and so Aoiyama loaded up a
wicked left kote-nage and sent Meisei onto his back hard with a thud. Ooftah as
Aoiyama moves to 6-4 while Meisei falls to 5-5.
M6
Takayasu came with his arms in low against M7 Onosho, but the smaller Onosho was
able to knock him upright, and at that point, Takayasu went for a dumb pull that
gave Onosho all the momentum. He pushed Takayasu back and then went for a quick
pull back to the center of the ring that worked wonders against the hapless
Takayasu. Onosho picks up kachi-koshi at 8-2 and keeps himself among the token
leaders while Takayasu falls completely out of yusho contention at 6-4.
M10 Kotoeko did not pay M6 Kagayaki for the win today, and so Kagayaki just came
out and kicked Eko's ass catching him with a right paw to the neck and then
using perfect de-ashi to follow the retreating Kotoeko around the ring before
shoving him out once, twice, three times a lady. Kagayaki moves to 6-4 with the
nice win while Kotoeko falls to 5-5.
M2 Hokutofuji came with his usual tachi-ai of jabbing with the right and
retreating left against M3 Myogiryu, but the latter was onto the move well
shoving Hokutofuji back near the edge. As Hokutofuji looked to push his way back
into the bout, Myogiryu agreed to backpedal a bit, but he just baited Hokutofuji
into giving up the left inside, and before Hokutofuji could get established,
Myogiryu quickly moved left slapping Hokutofuji down for the nice win. I liked
Mainoumi's comments directly afterwards when he said, "That's how a veteran
wins." Damn straight as Myogiryu moves to 4-6 while Hokutofuji falls to 3-7.
M1
Terunofuji reached for the inside right at the tachi-ai against M1 Takanosho
while sorta positioning his left arm around Takanosho's upper right arm, but the
Mongolian simply didn't grab his foe and pull her in snug opting to stay upright
and let Takanosho burrow in tight. You have to credit Takanosho for taking what
was given him, but Terunofuji refused to grab anything or exert any force into
his opponent and so the result was a quick yori-kiri in favor of Takanosho. This
one looked legit to the sheep, but Terunofuji was mukiryoku from the start as he
gifts Takanosho the easy win. I mean, up to this point, has Takanosho given
anyone the impression that he was strong enough to manhandle Terunofuji? It was
like Enho supposedly manhandling Ichinojo yesterday. Takanosho is not that
strong, and the only thing they could point to that he did well was push into
Terunofuji's right side with the left hand. At the end of Day 2 after Terunofuji
deferred to Takakeisho and Mitakeumi on consecutive days, I made this statement:
Before we move on, you watch Fuji the Terrible's bouts last basho, and
there's not a single opponent he doesn't grab and pull in snug. This basho,
however, he's not even trying to latch on.
And that explains Terunofuji's brand of sumo today, so you see the definite
pattern in his losses. Fuji gave this one up for political reasons as he falls
to 7-3 while Takanosho improves to improves to 6-4.
In a similar bout, Komusubi Okinoumi coulda had what he wanna at the tachi-ai
against M5 Takarafuji getting the left arm positioned for the inside and his
right arm with the path to Fuji's belt, but he just plodded forward failing to
grab his gal, and so near the edge, Takarafuji pivoted right executing the
lightest of tsuki-otoshi at the edge where Okinoumi dutifully just fell forward
and down rolling off the dohyo altogether. What an easy mukiryoku call here as
Takarafuji moves to 6-4 while Okinoumi falls to 3-7.
M2 Tamawashi overpowered Komusubi Endoh at the tachi-ai with his tsuppari attack
keeping the Komusubi away from the belt, and as Endoh over-extended himself,
Tamawashi was able to spin him around 180 degrees and then dump him from there
okuri-taoshi style. Endoh could do nothing here as Tamawashi picked up the easy
win moving to 5-5 while Endoh falls to 3-7.
In the
Suckiwake ranks, Mitakeumi shaded to his left at the tachi-ai while Tochinoshin
remained flat-footed and non-committal, and with Mitakeumi completely exposed
after the weak henka, Shin's only answer was a light slap to the side of the
noggin with the left as he squared back up but waited for Mitakeumi to dictate
the position. With Tochinoshin's inside exposed, Mitakeumi sorta got moro-zashi,
but he didn't press in tight and Tochinoshin didn't grab a wide open outside
belt grip that was there for the taking (pictured again...at right), so with
Tochinoshin just standing there and Mitakeumi doing nothing, the M4 finally went
for a weak pull, and that was Mitakeumi's signal to move forward for the cheap
force-out win. I don't think either dude needed to shower after this one as
Mitakeumi is gifted his 6-4 record while Tochinoshin knows his place at 4-6.
At this point of the broadcast, they announced the convenient withdrawal of M5
Kiribayama citing an injured rotator cuff in the left shoulder. I went back and
watched Kiribayama's bout yesterday, and there was no indication afterwards that
anything was wrong, but whatever. The move conveniently gave Asanoyama the
much-need freebie at 7-3 while Kiribayama will finish his tournament at 6-9.
They are doing their best to will Asanoyama into the yusho race, but what a
crappy, unmemorable basho he's had to this point.
Up
next was Suckiwake Shodai against M3 Terutsuyoshi, and the smaller Terutsuyoshi
dominated the tachi-ai slamming his head into Shodai and keeping him upright
before grabbing the firm right outer grip on the other side. Oh wait, he failed
to grab that advantageous grip or do anything with the left hand, and so finally
Shodai grabbed Terutsuyoshi by the left wrist making it look as if the two were
dancing to the Blue Danube Waltz, and Shodai was able to lead his gal over to
the edge where he then pushed the mukiryoku Terutsuyoshi down hard to the arena
floor below. Terutsuyoshi had a few options at the edge because his right arm
was positioned so well, but he opted to do nothing resulting in that finish.
Shodai moves to 8-2 with the gift and it was funny listening to the announcers
try and break down this bout. It sounded like a bunch of serious mumbling and
fierce securitization until Shodai grabbed the wrist and then all of sudden, "Oh
yes, he grabs the wrist right there. That did it!!" as if all we talk about in
sumo is the important of grabbing your opponent's wrist. I definitely get more
enjoyment out of the fake commentary than I do the fake sumo. Terutsuyoshi knows
his place at 3-7.
Rounding
out the day, Takakeisho welcomed Sekiwake Daieisho, and it was Daieisho's
tsuppari that had the better effect at the tachi-ai putting Takakeisho on
defense immediately, and
I
counted six solid blows that connected with Takakeisho's neck and face while the
faux-zeki scored zero points. The problem was that Daieisho was just thrusting
with the arms and not driving the legs, and so the two rikishi were still
standing in the center of the ring. Tired of being pummeled in the face,
Takakeisho finally went for a weak left tsuki which is the dude's only signature
move, and that Was Daieisho's queue to panic, stop thrusting, and let Takakeisho
knock him back and out. I've seen this bad rerun a time or two as Takakeisho is
gifted his 8-2 mark while Daieisho falls to a harmless 3-7.
With all of the three-loss rikishi losing except for Asanoyama (what were the
odds?!), NHK was able to reshuffle the leaderboard down another notch as
follows:
8-2: Takakeisho, Shodai, Wakatakakage, Onosho, Tobizaru
7-3: Asanoyama, Terunofuji
As mentioned in my intro, the three rank and filers in the two-loss column are
going to fade away leaving the yusho to the four remaining rikishi. Terunofuji
is still the Story Teller in my book, but it's useless to try and predict things
when yaocho is so prevalent.
Day 8 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Let's
do a quick recap up through Day 8 before we head into the second week. Because I
spent the entire first week breaking down every bout (something I'll continue to
do in week 2), I'll cover the weekend by talking about what I'm seeing in the
headlines, and then I'll also briefly comment on the rikishi in focus. Starting
at the very end of the Day 8 broadcast after the dust had settled, Sanbe
Announcer and Kitanofuji (who returned from his lower back issues today) were
lamenting the fact that there were no longer any one-loss rikishi at the end of
the day.
Heading into Day 8, Takakeisho, Kotoshoho, and Tobizaru were all 6-1, and of
those three rikishi, the only one who has any name recognition is Takakeisho.
Against M4 Tochinoshin today, the Georgian simply henka'd left at the tachi-ai
and shoved Takakeisho down in half a second. First, an Ozeki can get henka'd,
but they have to react better than this. Takakeisho could barely catch himself
as he plopped forward to the dohyo, and as the camera focused on him getting up
and walking back to his corner, the dude can barely move when he's not fighting.
You know how you see old people who are way overweight and they can barely get
up or down stairs because they're so fat? Takakeisho walks just like this, and
of all the rikishi in the division, I think his waddle is the worst as others on
this site have pointed out.
Takakeisho fell to 6-2 with the loss while Tochinoshin is even steven at 4-4,
but the sole reason that Tochinoshin chose to win this bout is this:

I didn't take the time to count the number of kensho the dude picked up, but
there is the equivalent of $500 cash (USD) in each of those envelopes and there
are close to 30 envelopes (you can only see half in the picture), so basically
Tochinoshin doubled his monthly salary in less than one second's worth of work.
This is going to frequently happen to Takakeisho and Asanoyama as we get later
into the basho. The stack of cash is just going to be too hard for these guys to
turn down.
As for M14 Tobizaru, he was lost in the ring against M10 Sadanoumi, and at one
point he tried a lame keta-guri in the center of the ring. When that failed,
Sadanoumi just rushed him out from there sending him to his second loss, and
after the bout Tobizaru bit his tongue a bit in jest and had this smile on his
face as if to say, "Did you see me try that keta-ugir?" I was like...is this a
joke to you? Actually, I know the answer. You can't show me another legitimate
sport in the world where the athletes competing at the highest level think their
competition on the field of play is a joke. This is just a pure sign that these
guys are not trying to win every bout every day. Tobizaru's 6-2 start has been
meaningless because all of his wins have been compromised. I mean, you come into
the day against a 2 win rikishi, and that's all you can muster??
As for M12 Kotoshoho, he ran into M17 Ichinojo today, and it was a Mongolith who
wanted to win, so nuff said there. Kotoshoho could do nothing as Ichinojo
brought him in close from the tachi-ai and easily dumped him with an uwate-nage.
The ease with which these three losers..er..uh...one-loss rikishi were pounded
today were contributed partly to the frustration expressed by Sanbe Announcer
and Kitanofuji, but it's also the exact reason I saw the Yukan Fuji post an
article on Saturday with this headline and picture:
The
Aki Basho Lacks Any Excitement and Fan Interest in Contrast to Pro Baseball and
the J-League
The premise of the article focused on a recent relaxation by the Japanese
government on sporting events and how many people they'll allow into the venue.
For outdoor events like baseball and soccer, they stadiums were limited to 5,000
spectators. In the case of sumo, the Association decided from the July basho
that they'd cap seating to 2,500 spectators per day presumably because it's an
indoor arena.
Beginning Saturday, however, all sports were now able to allow capacity up to
half of the stadium. Now, it's a bit of an apples to oranges contrast between
sumo and the outdoor sports would could draw tens of thousands of fans, but the
point the article made was this. With baseball and soccer, the stadiums
immediately filled up to half capacity or near half capacity on the first day,
while attendance for sumo continues to be dismal and unchanged. In short, people
are not clamoring to return to the sumos, and you already now my opinion on the
matter.
Though the Association isn't releasing attendance numbers (which emphasizes the
point of the article), the author did some rough counting and then estimated 800
people in the masu-seki, which make up the lower section of the arena. The
Kokugikan has roughly 1,000 masu-seki seats which hold up to four people each,
but the Association is only allowing 1 person per masu-seki, so capacity in the
lower section is 1K, and then they hoped to make up the difference in the upper
section where all the individual red seats are. The red seats have been all but
empty until Day 8, and even then, they probably had 200 people in the reds today
as opposed to 50.
The article also mentioned that the average haul for a Tokyo tournament under
normal circumstances usually amounts to $10 million USD, but now they're only
pulling in about a tenth of that.
These are all points that I've been talking about the entire basho, and if my
speculation is correct, it's going to be like this all the way through next
summer. We'll see if sumo adjusts their seating process for the November basho
by allowing more than 25% capacity, but if they do and the fans continue not to
show up, it's really bad PR.
It's a tough spot for sumo to be in, but what do they do? They simply don't have
the domestic horses who can perform exciting and legitimate sumo to keep the
fans interested.
Okay, let's work our way down the banzuke a bit touching on the rikishi of
interest. Asanoyama's stabilizing phase continued today picking up a free win
against Yutakayama who withdrew after letting up against Takakeisho on Saturday
and coming up lame. What a joke Asanoyama is now at 5-3, and nobody is shelling
out more money to see this kind of crap sumo being awarded with victories.
Sekiwake Daieisho dominated fellow Suckiwake Mitakeumi today coming with a sharp
oshi attack that prompted a quick pull from Mitakeumi, and as soon as Mitakeumi
went for the pull, Daieisho dispatched him with ease. Daieisho moves to 3-5 with
the win while Mitakeumi falls to 4-4. Part of the danger of hyping guys
pre-basho who rely on yaocho to pad their records is they can easily fall into
mediocrity like Mitakeumi, and now how do you sell tickets?
All of the eggs have been transferred to Sekiwake Shodai's basket, and Shodai
was dominated at the tachi-ai by M3 Myogiryu before latter quickly went limp and
turned himself around for no reason to Shodai could rush him out from behind.
The first and instinctive comment form Sanbe Announcer after the bout was,
"Shodai can't be proud about this sumo." And this follows the pattern where
these darlings win; however, the announcers aren't able to praise any aspect of
the sumo or point out specific areas where the victor did well. They'll throw
around the usual platitudes like "Shodai is genki" or "Shodai is active" or
"Shodai is alert at the edge," but what they never say is what Shodai did to
defeat his opponent.
Don't look now but M1 Terunofuji has reeled off 6 straight wins after a nice
performance against M2 Tamawashi today. Terunofuji is the storyteller because
he's the one who holds all the cards. There is nobody left on his schedule who
can beat him straight up, so it comes down to a simple choice.
My biggest frustration for me this basho has been the kid gloves shown to M6
Takayasu. The former faux-zeki loses the tachi-ai every single day and then his
opponents let up for him and give him the cheap win. You know when M3
Terutsuyoshi lets up for you that your sumo sucks, and so what if Takayasu makes
this huge, fake run this basho. Is it going to sell any more tickets? The answer
is what's happening now and what Yukan Fuji dared to report.
M9 Enho continues to get his ass kicked, and after being defeated quickly and
soundly by M7 Aoiyama today, Enho found himself at 1-7. The bloom is definitely
off of this guy's rose, and I wonder if the lack of kensho money coming into the
stable from Hakuho has something to do with the stable's inability to finance
wins for Enho of late.
M9 Onosho had M7 Ryuden let up for him today to halt his two-bout losing streak
after that fake 5-0 start. The problem was that it was so obvious that it's not
going to put one extra person in the cheap seats.
M11 Kotoshogiku made his return yesterday and easily defeated Enho, but in his
bout against M16 Hoshoryu today, as the two were hooked up in the middle of the
ring in yotsu-zumo, Kotoshogiku's leg gave out on him again, and Hoshoryu sensed
it and graciously walked the former Ozeki back and out. It is not looking good
for the Geeku who fell to 2-6 in defeat, and the dude will likely call it quits
after this basho. As for Hoshoryu, he evens things up at 4-4, and I'm still
waiting for a sweet Makuuchi win from him that's legit.
As we head into week two, I'll humor everyone by posting the leaderboard down to
three losses:
6-2: Takakeisho, Shodai, Terunofuji, Takayasu, Kiribayama, Wakatakakage, Onosho,
Kotoshoho, Tobizaru
5-3: Asanoyama, Takarafuji, Kagayaki, Chiyotairyu, Meisei, Ichinojo
This is what sumo looks like without any anchors. Essentially, it's an upper
section of the Juryo division. It's why Sanbe Announcer and Kitanofuji were so
bleak at the end of Day 8, and it's why the fans aren't making an effort to
shell out their sweet moola to come and watch this.
I honestly don't know the correct choice for the Sumo Association moving
forward. If they dial back the yaocho and the fake promotions for Japanese
rikishi, the sport will return to the empty arenas we say when the foreigners
took 10 straight years' worth of yusho. If they continue the road they're on
now, the fans are going to continue to dwindle. You can only fake it for so
long.
Okay, my ending is bleak too just like the NHK guys, but I just can't pretend to
make something out of sumo that it's not.
See ya back for Day 9.
Day 6 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
The
Day 6 broadcast began with discussion of Sekiwake Shodai. Maybe they talked
about some of the other rikishi before my feed began, but mine started with
Shodai. They showed his records from the past two basho, which equal a paltry 19
wins, and they were trying to hype him as a legitimate Ozeki candidate...if not
this basho then by next basho. That doesn't surprise me as the focus pre-basho
was focused squarely on the Sekiwake coming in, but let's suppose Shodai does
reach the Ozeki rank. Is that going to get anyone more excited about paying to
come watch the sumos?
The Sumo Association has an agreement with NHK like no other in sports in that
the Association charges NHK the same amount per basho regardless of viewership.
I think most people know that NHK is a state-run media, and they actually tax
each household with a television $30 bucks a month or whatever the current rate
is, and in exchange, there are never any commercials on NHK.
So regardless of how well or how bad sumo is doing, the Association gets paid
the same, and then they also fleece NHK each time they show bouts from previous
basho. I don't have any idea what the current monetary agreement is between the
two entities, but NHK is all that sumo has going for it right now in terms of
survivability.
Yeah, I know about a thousand fans a day are in attendance, but sumo is used to
the NHK revenue plus the gate revenue from 10 thousand fans a day in Tokyo. The
difference is staggering, and I'm not sure how long sumo can endure this. Over
the decades, they've obviously established an operating budget based on
historical gate receipts, and now that the gate is no longer there, what do they
do? Furthermore, I've been watching attendance closely this basho, and there's
really been no change. We'll see if more people show up for the weekends, but
prior to the final bout of the day, here is what attendance looked like:

I realize that due to Covid restrictions that seating is limited, but the arena
is nowhere close to being at Covid capacity. Furthermore, as I mentioned in a
previous report, I don't think any of the restrictions are going to change
leading up to the Olympics next summer, so this is all sumo's got for close to
another year. Bringing things full circle, I don't see how getting Shodai or
Mitakeumi promoted to Ozeki is going to change anything because there's nothing
about their sumo to get excited about. Absolutely nothing.
Moving onto the bouts, M17 Ichinojo had the path to the right inside and left
outer grip at the tachi-ai against M15 Shimanoumi, but he refused to latch on
letting Shimanoumi escape right, and as Shimanoumi moved laterally, the Slug
took both arms to the outside and faked a pull, but all he was really doing was
leaving himself completely exposed for his opponent. As the action stalled for a
few seconds, it appeared that Shimanoumi had no idea what to do as Ichinojo
lightly got his right arm inside again. I say lightly because an Ichinojo trying
to win would have pulled his gal in snug as can be, but he just maintained
separation here finally allowing Shimanoumi to execute the weakest of a tsuki
with the left to the back of Ichinojo's right shoulder, and the Mongolian
complied by walking himself out of the ring. The first words of commentary from
the announcers were, "He [meaning Shimanoumi] was in danger there." In other
words, Shimanoumi didn't do a single thing to defend Ichinojo or set up an
attack; it was all the Mongolian who graciously falls to 4-2 while Shimanoumi
moves to 3-3.
Our two rookies met up today in M14 Tobizaru and M16 Hoshoryu who came with a
quick tsuppari attack with his left foot planted forward, but he wasn't using
de-ashi or trying to get inside, and Tobizaru's response was to play defense and
stretch his arms forward to keep his foe at bay. Still standing in the center of
the ring, Hoshoryu kept up the busy but ineffective tsuppari until Tobizaru went
for a weak swipe that barely connected, but that was Hoshoryu's cue to fake dive
and put both palms to the dirt. Tobizaru was so unsure of that initial contact
that he had to push into his opponent on his way down...a sure sign of no
confidence in the first blow, but whatever. Not sure if Hoshoryu was paid for
this or if his camp was guilted into letting the Japanese guy win, but Tobizaru
moves to 5-1 and has been allowed to win all five of those bouts. As for
Hoshoryu, he falls to 3-3, and I'm also on the record stating he doesn't have a
legit win either, so fair's fair.
M15 Shohozan came with a nice hari-zashi tachi-ai against M12 Kotoshoho slapping
with the right and getting the left arm inside, and while I thought he had a
good play for the right outer, he only pressed forward lightly giving Kotoshoho
plenty of room to maneuver. Kotoshoho was still lost and he circled in the
center of the ring a bit trying to find something to do with his left hand, but
he was completely out of sorts. Shohozan obviously wasn't trying to take
advantage, however, and so Kotoshoho attempted a light shita-te-hineri move that
of course sent Shohozan sprawling across the dohyo. Three bouts in and we have
three fake falls just like that that completely defy Newton's laws of physics.
Kotoshoho is gifted a 5-1 start while Shohozan falls to a wealthy 0-6, and
before we move on...if there is such a difference between these two guys
record-wise, why was there such a big difference at the tachi-ai in Shohozan's
favor? Accepting sumo at face value rarely makes sense.
M12 Kaisei had the clear path to the front of M13 Meisei's belt with the left
but he did nothing with the right hand, and this allowed Meisei to back up and
move right, and Kaisei squared up well but still refused to attempt to grab his
opponent. With Meisei bordering the ring, he went for a pull of Kaisei's
outstretched hand, and he threw Kaisei off balance enough that Kaisei's body
crashed into Meisei and knocked him beyond the straw. Not sure that was supposed
to be the outcome here as Kaisei moves to 2-4 while Meisei falls to 3-3.
The comedy would continue as M10 Sadanoumi easily got moro-zashi against M10
Kotoeko at the tachi-ai, but instead of pressing forward chest to chest and
pulling Kotoeko in close, Sadanoumi just stood there and allowed Kotoeko to back
up a half step and get his right arm inside of Sadanoumi's defenseless left. I
mean, it didn't even look like a maki-kae because Sadanoumi was applying zero
pressure, but whatever. Now in migi-yotsu with Sadanoumi still not pressing
forward, Kotoeko was able to turn the tables and easily body Sadanoumi back and
across. As Sadanoumi went out, he swung at Kotoeko's right shoulder in a fake
tsuki-otoshi attempt, but what he really did was a controlled jump down to the
floor below looking for a safe landing. Kotoeko moves to 3-3 with the gift while
Sadanoumi quietly falls to 2-4.
M11
Chiyotairyu jumped the gun twice against M9 Onosho who seemed hesitant to go,
and perhaps that was the fear of God being manifest in Onosho knowing that this
bout wasn't pre-arranged because when they got it right the third time,
Chiyotairyu just came out and kicked Onosho's ass with a wham bam thank you
ma'am tsuppari attack that was so decisive Onosho wanted no part of it as he
bailed across the..uh..bales never considering a counter move. So much for all
of this undefeated hype for Onosho who came into the day 5-0, but it's a perfect
example of a guy who buys his wins and then gets faced with a bruiser who wants
to kick his ass. Good on Chiyotairyu today as both dudes end the day at 5-1, and
this bout felt really good after all the nonsense from the first five contests.
M8 Wakatakakage moved right at the tachi-ai going for a brief pull of M7 Ryuden,
but the move was flawed and left Wakatakakage extremely vulnerable. Ryuden had
both arms underneath Wakatakakage's body, but instead of establishing the inside
position and lifting his foe upright, Ryuden just backed away faking a pull move
of his own. Still refraining from getting an arm to the inside, Ryuden just
stood there waiting for Wakatakakage to make a decent move, and the youngster's
next move was a bad pull attempt that cause Wakatakakage to retreat to the other
side of the dohyo. Ryuden was right on top of it, but he refused yet again to
gain any sort of position, and from there, he kept himself sideways a bit as
Wakatakakage just forced him out. The slow-mo replays of this one were quite
damning, especially if you focus on Ryuden and what he's trying to do. I'll save
you the effort: absolutely nothing. Such an obvious yaocho here as Wakatakakage
moves to 4-2 while Ryuden is the opposite at 2-4.
M6 Takayasu and M8 Tokushoryu hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and
Tokushoryu had the clear path the right outer grip. He purposefully kept that
right hand up high, however, near Takayasu's left shoulder doing nothing with
it, and I knew the bout was fixed at that point. When they showed the replay, it
was even more obvious as Tokushoryu had multple paths to that outer grip, but he
kept pulling back. From there, Takayasu attempted a weak inside belt throw with
the left, and that left him so vulnerable that Tokushoryu instinctively
responded with a right tsuki-otoshi that had Takayasu just reeling at the edge.
And yet, Tokushoryu let him out of it, and so Takayasu's response was a
ridiculous 360 and then weak swipe that was apparently Tokushoryu's cue to put
both palms to the dirt. How anyone can watch the slow motion replay of this and
not see the yaocho is beyond me, but I'm sure there are plenty of ostriches out
there. Takayasu moves to a joke of a 4-2 while Tokushoryu falls to 1-5.
M9 Enho faced a similar opponent size-wise today in M6 Kagayaki that he did
yesterday in that fake win over Ryuden, and with Kagayaki's intent to win today,
you could just see the stark contrast in the flow of the bout today compared to
yesterday. Kagayaki swung both arms upwards from below at the tachi-ai just in
case Enho tried to move forward, and that caused Enho to scoot left, and while
he briefly had an arm to the inside, Kagayaki shoved it away with ease. Enho
next attempted to get
fresh
with Kagayaki's right thigh, but Kagayaki stopped that nonsense simply by moving
and firing thrusts towards his foe, and with Kagayaki on the clear attack,
Enho's only option was to evade and try and spring some fort of trap near the
edge. It would never happen though as Kagayaki's thust attack had Enho so
befuddled that he stepped across the straw before he could evade left. The speed
and determination from both parties in an Enho straight-up bout vs. an Enho
fixed bout is so distinct and noticeable, and it was on display again here as
Kagayaki scoots to 4-2 while Enho is a hapless 1-5.
As an aside, Kotoshogiku is going to try and make a return tomorrow, and they've
paired him against Enho, so we'll see if Enho can actually pick up a legitimate
win tomorrow.
M7 Aoiyama was hesitant in his tsuppari attack against M5 Takarafuji throwing a
few thrusts but not driving forward with the legs, and so the two stood there at
a brief standstill since Takarafuji was not trying to bully his way inside. As
the two grappled a bit, Aoiyama went for a signature pull that sent Takarafuji
sprawling, but instead of catching up and knocking Takarafuji across for good,
Aoiyama waited for him to square back up. Aoiyama was clearly mukiryoku at this
point as the two joined up in the center of the ring with hands pushing at each
other's shoulders in the grapplin' position. After a few seconds of this,
Aoiyama went for a keta-guri of all moves, and that's how you know he's really
dinking around. The move failed of course, and so the Happy Bulgar immediately
backed up as if to pull and as Takarafuji moved forward for the oshi kill,
Aoiyama side-stepped him and sent him down tsuki-otoshi style. Yes, Aoiyama won
the bout here, but he was still mukiryoku. It's like Hakuho who dinks around all
the time in the ring constantly giving his opponents openings, but when they
can't capitalize on them, so be it. More than anything it maintains a sense of
parity between rikishi, so gunbai to Aoiyama here as he moves to 3-3 while
Takarafuji falls to 4-2.
M5 Kiribayama and M2 Tamawashi engaged in a pretty good tsuppari contest today
where Kiribayama seemingly had his way connecting on some good thrusts and
dispatching Tamawashi in five seconds or so. My opinion here is that Tamawashi
let him win because there was a lot of inaction on his part, but I think what's
important here is that suppose Tamawashi came like this against another
rikishi...like say an Onosho. Would he have been able to dispatch Tamawashi as
cleanly and decisively? I think not. Not even the four darlings higher up the
banzuke could have done this, so it was a good win for Kiribayama who moves to
4-2 even if I think Tamawashi (2-4) was a bit mukiryoku.
M2 Hokutofuji used his classic tachi-ai against M1 Takanosho where he chokes
with the right while shading a bit left going for a tsuki on that side, and
Takanosho was completely unprepared for it. And why would he be prepared? He
buys nearly all of his wins, and so when someone comes full boar, he just
crumbled as he did today. Hokutofuji's left tsuki turned Takanosho 90 degrees
and off balance, and Hokutofuji just rushed him out from there in maybe two
seconds. Hokutofuji moves to 2-4 while Takanosho falls to 3-3.
I was
so glad to see M1 Terunofuji's sumo today against Komusubi Okinoumi because this
is exactly what I've been talking about the entire basho in terms of his
"sticking" to his opponent from the tachi-ai when he does his normal brand of
sumo. From the get-go, Fuji grabbed a stifling left outer grip, and he used that
to keep Okinoumi in close while he hemmed him in on the other side with a right
pushing into Okinoumi's left side. With Terunofuji's legs driving forward,
Okinoumi had no answer...especially the way his right arm was pinned in tight,
and the force-out win took maybe three seconds. Had Terunofuji done this against
the likes of Takakeisho and Mitakeumi the first two days, there's no question
he'd be 6-0. For now, he's 4-2, and he holds all of the cards. As for Okinoumi,
he takes his medicine falling to 1-5.
Komusubi Endoh didn't move his feet a millimeter at the tachi-ai against
Sekiwake Mitakeumi grabbing a left frontal belt grip and then just standing
there ducking forward and low waiting for Mitakeumi to pull him down. The pull
came two seconds in, and just like that, Mitakeumi is gifted another cheap win.
I'm incredulous that these guys are still hyped after such sorry ass sumo, but
it is what it is. Mitakeumi has been gifted his 4-3 start while Endoh settles
for 3-3.
M4
Tochinoshin reached for and grabbed a left outer grip at the tachi-ai against
Sekiwake Shodai, but his reaction from there was to let go and back up
positioning himself for a pull attempt (pictured at left). His left hand was
placed at the back of Shodai's head while his right hand was perfectly placed at
the back of Shodai's left shoulder, but instead of executing the pull, he
abandoned it and continued to just move to his right bear-hugging Shodai with
his arms up so high that Shodai was able to score the ridiculously easy
force-out win. There was never a pause in this bout. It was Tochinoshin doing
all of the movement and work and Shodai getting credit for another fake win.
Shodai moves to an ill-gotten 5-1 while Tochinoshin falls to 2-4.
Sekiwake Daieisho pelted M4 Yutakayama with a straight-forward tsuppari attack
from the tachi-ai while Yutakayama attempted to swipe the thrusts away, but this
was all Daieisho who connected well with thrusts to Yutakayama's torso sending
the M4 back and across with relative ease. Daieisho limps to 2-4 with the win
while Yutakayama falls to the same 2-4 mark.
Oh
brother! M3 Myogiryu dominated the tachi-ai against Asanoyama grabbing a firm
left outer grip while getting an inside belt grip on the other side with the
right hand, but instead of moving inwards and lifting Asanoyama upright in order
to set up a force-out charge, Myogiryu just backed up, let go of the outer grip
and held onto Asanoyama's sagari instead. On the other side, he abandoned the
right inside potion and put that hand at the top of Asanoyama's head.
Unthinkable sumo in a real bout, but this one was set up, so with Myogiryu's
having abandoned everything and keeping his arms high and wide, Asanoyama
assumed moro-zashi and easily forced Myogiryu back and across from there. I
really am insulted when I watch sumo like this, and the Onokuni completely
ignored Myogiryu's tactics as he tried to explain this one whole watching the
replay. It was inexplicable for sure as Asanoyama picks up another charitable
win at 3-3 while Myogiryu falls to 3-3.
M3
Terutsuyoshi henka'd to his right throwing a pretty good right roundhouse into
the top of Takakeisho's head, but as he executed the move, he was already
leaning backwards with feet aligned and standing on his heels. On the other
side, Takakeisho isn't known for coming hard out of the gate, and so he easily
squared up and shoved the off-balance Terutsuyoshi back those last few steps
beyond the bales. I mean, give credit to Takakeisho for the forward attack, but
when your opponent is leaning back on his heels at the edge anyway, it's pretty
tough to eff that up. Obvious set up in this one as Takakeisho is gifted his 5-1
mark while Terutsuyoshi falls to 2-4. Remember that Takakeisho was kadoban last
basho, so he's got to get those eight wins, and then we'll see what happens from
there.
Well, no upsets today on paper and Chiyotairyu's complete dismantling of Onosho
means it's getting a bit crowded at the top as we head into the first weekend.
Justin may check in tomorrow, and we'll see what I do over the weekend.
Day 5 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Today
marks the final day of the joubansen, or first five days, and the
tournament has held few surprises so far. Terunofuji is the obvious story teller
at this point despite his 0-2 start, and he's going to have a ridiculously light
schedule in week 2. And when I say light schedule, I'm not talking about the
strength of his opponents since everyone he's going to fight up here except for
Tamawashi are light; rather, I'm referring to the list of no-names he'll be
paired against in week 2. I'm not predicting a Terunofuji yusho at this point,
especially since his sumo has not resembled the consistent solid attack he
displayed last basho; I'm just saying he holds all the cards if that's what he
and his stable master decide to do. With everyone else--namely Asanoyama,
Takakeisho, Mitakeumi, and Shodai, they have to rely on the majority of their
opponents to let up in order to win, and the sumo bears that out every day. It's
far too early to start talking about the yusho, however, so let's get to the
action starting from the bottom up.
The day began with rookie Hoshoryu taking on Nishikigi, and Nishikigi kept his
arms wide open at the tachi-ai gifting Hoshoryu moro-zashi. Despite that,
Nishikigi was able to body Hoshoryu back near the edge, and then he just let go
of Hoshoryu's arms from the outside and let the rookie nudge him back to the
center of the ring where Hoshoryu went for a light trip of Nishikigi's right
leg, but Nishikigi was already spinning and falling in a different direction. In
order to trip a guy, you have to be pushing him over your leg. This was just a
light touch that Nishikigi anticipated leading to another fake fall from
Hoshoryu's opponent as he's gifted a 3-2 start while Nishikigi falls to 2-3
M13 Meisei picked up the freebie today as M16 Kyokutaisei was forced to withdraw
after rupturing his Achilles tendon darn it (as my mom would say). Meisei moves
to 3-2, and I actually think Kyokutaisei fought on that bad leg for a day, so
let's hope it's not injured too badly.
Speaking of kyujo, Kitanofuji also had to withdraw from the basho as one of the
chief color guys on both the TV broadcast and the radio broadcast. The former
Yokozuna is citing lower back pains that are making it difficult for him to sit
upright for that long. With Kitanofuji out, that means Mainoumi is the top color
guy on TV to try and spin the nonsense into believable sumo analysis.
Hmm..sounds kinda like what I do!!
M17 Ichinojo and M12 Kaisei hooked up immediately in the migi-yotsu position
where both dudes had left outer grips, but Ichinojo wasted no time throwing
Kaisei over towards the straw and breaking off his outer grip. Now in firm
control maintaining the left outer grip, Ichinojo briefly toyed with another
dashi-nage before just executing the easy force out win. Kaisei didn't even try
and counter here because he was had and he knew it. Ichinojo moves to 4-1 with
that only blemish being the Day 1 gift given to Hoshoryu. As for Kaisei, he
falls to 1-4.
M12 Kotoshoho came in low against M15 Shimanoumi at the tachi-ai whereupon
Shimanoumi put his left hand at the back of Kotoshoho's right shoulder in
perfect position to spin him sideways, but he never executed on the tsuki. With
Kotoshoho now upright, Shimanoumi had the wide open path to duck under for
moro-zashi or at least slip that left arm inside, but he did neither just
standing there like a bump on a log until Kotoshoho weakly got his own right
inside. On the other side, Shimanoumi could have easily countered with his own
right inside, but he kept that arm up high resting against Kotoshoho's left
shoulder. From there, all of a sudden Shimanoumi just backed himself up right
out of the ring as if to go for a weak kata-sukashi while Kotoshoho followed in
tow. Total yaocho here in favor of Kotoshoho who moves to 4-1 while Shimanoumi
backs his way to 2-3.
M15 Shohozan reached for a frontal belt grip at the tachi-ai against M11
Chiyotairyu, but it was a dumb move as Chiyotairyu dusted off his freight train
tsuppari attack and just blasted Shohozan back and across in one and a half
seconds. Great stuff here from Tairyu who moves to 4-1 while Shohozan is still
an o'fer.
M14 Tobizaru and M10 Kotoeko were involved in a wild contest were both focused
on tsuppari; yet, neither guy had any solid footwork, so it was all upper body
thrusts where both dudes looked too timid to attack. At one point Tobizaru had
Kotoeko up against the edge, but just as he went for the final shove, Kotoeko
darted right in escape and around and around they went again until Kotoeko
finally got a right arm inside, which he used to force Tobizaru over and down
yori-taoshi style.
If you've ever seen morning keiko at a sumo stable, try and recall the suri-ashi
exercise. This is where the rikishi will put both forearms forward like a
praying mantis and then drag/slide their feet one by one across the dohyo as
they move forward. They do this as it's the basics for proper footwork. During a
thrust attack, the legs should be driving forward in this manner and even during
a force out charge, the legs should be driving forward across the dohyo. When
Hakuho scores a yori-kiri win on his good days, he's squatting at the edge,
which is the position from which you do suri-ashi.
In this bout there was none of that at either point and it showed in the sloppy
sumo exhibited by both rikishi. You'll see, however, that when two guys are so
steeped in yaocho that when a real bout occurs, the actual sumo content just
goes to hell. As the dust settled, Tobizaru suffered his first loss at 4-1 and
where was his stellar sumo today against a weak guy coming in? It was nowhere to
be found because his first four bouts have been fixed. As for Kotoeko, he limps
forward to 2-3.
M8 Tokushoryu and M10 Sadanoumi hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai
where Sadanoumi perfectly raised Tokushoryu up with the left arm meaning that
Tokushoryu's left hip was closer to a right outer grip. Sadanoumi grabbed it
straightway and dictated the bout from here forcing Tokushoryu back near the
edge before doing a dashi-nage with the right outer and quickly transforming
that to a scoop throw with the left that completely caught Tokushoryu off guard
and sent him packing. What a slick move by Sadanoumi who moves to 2-3 while
Tokushoryu falls to 1-4.
M9 Onosho's tachi-ai was weak against M7 Aoiyama who caught his foe with two
hands to the neck, but instead of driving forward against his vulnerable
opponent, Aoiyama went for a pull instead, but he graciously kept Onosho on his
feet and just backed up and out of the ring as Onosho tried to keep pace. This
was a great example of the loser doing all of the work including backing himself
up and outta the ring. You can watch the replay and you'll see there wasn't a
single thing that Onosho did that caused Aoiyama to be backed up against the
straw, and Onosho finally gathered his wits as Aoiyama was standing on top of
the tawara ready to be shoved out. Onosho is gifted a 5-0 start while Aoiyama
gets paid to fall to 2-3.
M9
Enho's camp finally pried open the jar of petty cash and bought the dude a bout
against M7 Ryuden. Enho henka'd right at the tachi-ai but failed to grab
Ryuden's belt or any other part of this body, but Ryuden just stood upright and
waited for Enho to charge back in and get settled. He finally got the left arm
inside and grabbed the back of Ryuden's belt and Ryuden's reaction was to just
wrap around that left arm and apply no pressure. Enho tried to lift Ryuden up by
the inner right thigh--fresh, I know--but he just couldn't budge him, and
through all of this Ryuden did absolutely nothing to latch onto Enho and
neutralize him. As Enho began spinning Ryuden around a few times, he finally
grabbed the back of Enho's belt, but he still exerted zero counter force as he
allowed Enho to rush him out of the ring from behind.
This was completely typical of a fixed bout in Enho's favor where the little
dude is seemingly so quick his opponent just can't keep up with his speed and
skill. The problem is we've already seen too many bouts where Enho's opponents
want to kick his ass, and that certainly wasn't Ryuden's intention today. Enho
buys his first win at 1-4 while Ryuden falls to 2-3.
M6 Kagayaki dominated the tachi-ai against M8 Wakatakakage threatening the right
arm inside before blasting Wakatakakage in the face with an excellent thrust
using that same right hand, and that pushed Waka back near the edge where
Kagayaki could have finished him off, but he failed to follow up with the left
hand allowing Wakatakakage to squirt left and tug at Kagayaki's right arm.
Still, Kagayaki was square with his opponent who was on his heels by the edge,
and he had the perfect chance again to fire a few more kill shots but he
refrained keeping his hands high around the neck and shoulder area but never
going for anything. When a rikishi 1) fails to finish off his opponent when the
chance is there, and 2) keeps his hands high and wide you know he's setting his
opponent up for the win, and that happened here as Wakatakakage could do nothing
even with a right arm to the inside, and eventually Kagayaki just pulled out of
everything and stood straight up allowing Wakatakakage to push him across the
entire ring and out with zero resistance. Shullbit sumo here as both rikishi end
the day at 3-2.
M5
Kiribayama was completely non-committal at the tachi-ai against M5 Takarafuji
flailing this way and that but never failing to get to the inside despite
openings all over the place. As for Takarafuji, he was befuddled by Kiribayama's
speed and overall busy nature, and he spent the first five seconds of the bout
chasing his foe around the ring. The two finally hooked up in hidari-yotsu where
Kiribayama signaled his intentions for reals by clasping his hand around
Takarafuji's upper body just asking to get his ass kicked. I mean, who does that
in a bout of sumo if their intent is to win? The answer is nobody, and the two
grappled a bit more until Takarafuji grabbed a right outer grip, and Kiribayama
was all too cooperative as Takarafuji "forced" him across the bales and out.
Easy yaocho call here as Takarafuji moves to 4-1 while Kiribayama falls to 3-2.
M4 Tochinoshin came with a right kachi-age at the tachi-ai that was way too high
against M6 Takayasu, and then shortly thereafter Shin just pulled both arms out
high and wide gifting Takayasu the path the moro-zashi. Takayasu got the left
arm so deep it was beyond the knot at the back of Tochinoshin's belt and then he
was focused on grabbing the front of Shin's belt with the right hand. Despite
Tochinoshin's giving him every chance possible to take charge, Takayasu was too
hapless to do so, and the result was a nage-no-uchi-ai between Takayasu's left
inside belt grip and Tochinoshin's right kote-nage position. There was very
little power in either throw, and the difference was Tochinoshin's right leg
inside of Takayasu's left that just instinctively lifted the former faux-zeki up
and over just like that. Tochinoshin gave Takayasu every opening possible here,
but he was too hapless to capitalize against Tochinoshin's size, so Tochinoshin
will take the win at 2-3 while Takayasu falls to 3-2.
M4 Yutakayama seemed to take charge against M1 Takanosho at the tachi-ai firing
thrusts into Takanosho at will, but instead of moving forward, Yutakayama was
slowly backing up despite no pressure or shoves coming from his opponent. Just
like the previous bout, it looked to me as if Yutakayama was offering his
opponent an opening, but Takanosho just couldn't capitalize. With Yutakayama's
feet against the tawara, he moved right and lifted up at Takanosho's left arm,
and while it wasn't a strong move at all, Takanosho just crumbled to the dirt in
defeat. I'm not sure that was supposed to happen, but Takanosho was hapless from
the start today falling to 3-2. As for Yutakayama, he moves to 2-3 with the
victory.
As a side note, I see that Takanosho is being touted as Onigiru-kun in the
media, and I can't be sure, but it seems like I saw on NHK or read somewhere
that the dude can pound down 25 o-nigiri in a single setting. Someone can
correct me if I'm wrong down in the comments section, but I wish his sumo was as
hardy as his appetite.
Moving right along, the two Komusubi met up today in Okinoumi vs. Endoh and they
treated us to an outstanding gappuri yotsu contest. Okinoumi came with a
kachi-age tachi-ai but quickly established the left arm inside grabbing a right
outer grip, and as the two switched places in the ring, Endoh came away with a
right outer of his own. As the two gathered their wits in the ring, you could
see Endoh retool his grip on all folds of Okinoumi's mawashi, and his better
outer grip allowed him to press the action, and it was beautiful to see both
dudes exert force as Endoh had Okinoumi up on top of the straw, but Okinoumi
used that extra momentum from the bales and his overall size advantage to rebuff
his foe and push the action back towards the center of the ring. From there, it
was Okinoumi's turn to attack with the left inside position, and now it was his
turn to force Endoh up onto the straw, but Endoh's outer grip was just too good,
and when Okinoumi was forced to relent, Endoh took advantage of the momentum
shift and finally forced Okinoumi across for good.
A bout like this sticks out like a sore thumb these days, but this was easily
the best bout of the first five days. In fact, I don't think we'll see a better
fought bout than this the rest of the tournament. Endoh moves to 3-2 while
Okinoumi falls to 1-4 and before we move on, as I scanned the wires for
pictures, there wasn't a single pic or mention of this article anywhere in the
Japanese media. It's an indication that the focus is not on good sumo but
the names they hope to hype in order to sell more tickets.
I
wish we could have ended the day on that note, but we've got the darlings to get
to so here goes. We'll start off with Sekiwake Shodai against M2 Hokutofuji, and
Hokutofuji came with his usual tachi-ai where he goes for the throat with the
right while moving left only this time his charge was just weak and he all but
backed his way over in front of the chief judge just waiting for Shodai to rush
over and push him out. And that the Sekiwake did in about two seconds. What a
weak bout of sumo with no pressure from either party as Shodai is gifted a 4-1
record while Hokutofuji falls to 1-4. I mean, you contrast this bout with the
one between the two Komusubi, and you can absolutely tell when both guys are
trying.
Up next
was Sekiwake Daieisho vs. M1 Terunofuji in a bout where Terunofuji reached for
the left inside from the tachi-ai and had Daieisho's left arm wrapped up on the
other side...if he wanted it. Curiously, he didn't and so Daieisho was able to
back up and to his right making Fuji give chase. Fuji the Terrible moved well
and kept pace with Daieisho who wasn't able to really fire tsuppari because he
wasn't moving forward, and so around the ring they went where Terunofuji once
again got the left arm inside and right arm around Daieisho's left, but he
wasn't pulling his gal in snug for whatever reason. Instead, Terunofuji executed
a very light force out charge leaving himself vulnerable, but Daieisho wasn't
able to counter and pull him down before stepping out. Terunofuji moves to 3-2
with the win, but he definitely let Daieisho (1-4) hang around in this one.
Fuji's stablemate, M3 Terutsuyoshi, was paired against our final Sekiwake,
Mitakeumi, and Terutsuyoshi's tachi-ai consisted of his leaning forward too far
with arms extended as if to say, "Pull me down now, bro." And Mitakeumi did.
Good grief, what a terrible display of sumo. Terutsuyoshi put both palms down to
the dirt after the light arm tug from Mitakeumi, but no other part of his body
touched the dirt, so at least the two don't need to shower after this one.
Mitakeumi moves to an unimpressive 3-2 with the gift while Terutsuyoshi falls to
2-3.
M3 Myogiryu fired a few tsuppari Takakeisho's way, but he was slowly backing up
as he did so. Takakeisho didn't connect on anything until Myogiryu was up
against the straw, and at that point, Myogiryu just kept his arms out wide
giving Takakeisho a big juicy target. This one lasted maybe three seconds, and
it was all Myogiryu just throwing the momentum in Takakeisho's favor from the
get-go. Takakeisho moves to 4-1 with another fixed bout under his belt while
Myogiryu falls to a harmless 3-2.

The day's final bout was similar as M2 Tamawashi
looked to initially come with tsuppari against Asanoyama from the tachi-ai, but
he couldn't start moving back fast enough keeping his arms up high and wide
without really going for anything, and the result was Asanoyama's easily chasing
Tamawashi around the ring and out in just a few seconds. Such a lightweight way
to end the day, and I'd be surprised if anyone was fooled by such mukiryoku
sumo. Both parties end the day at 2-3 as Asanoyama is gifted another charitable
win. Before we conclude, I was scanning the wires for today's pictures, and I
couldn't help notice how identical Takakeisho and Asanoyama's bouts were. I've
sandwiched the side by side pictures above this paragraph, and it doesn't matter
who is who.
After Asanoyama's second "win," Mainoumi declared that he has now entered a
"stability phase" implying that the 0-3 start was just a fluke and this is the
real Asanoyama. Then, after the yumi-tori-shiki just as NHK was signing off, the
NHK Announcer repeated the phrase in regards to both Ozeki. I can just see the
sheep watching the broadcast thinking to themselves, "Well, they said it...it
must be true." Good thing for that.
And speaking of stability phases, I do believe I'm back again tomorrow!!
Day 4 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
As
I was watching the Day 4 broadcast today, it just felt as if Atsui Announcer and
Mainoumi were trying too hard to make something out of nothing in regards to the
action atop the dohyo. Without the two Yokozuna and legitimate Ozeki, the basho
just feels rudderless so far. The expectation coming in was that the yusho would
come down to either Asanoyama, Takakeisho, Mitakeumi, or Shodai, but with the
horrible start from Asanoyama, that leaves us with three rikishi who cannot
solely carry a basho, and it's showing in the ring.
Let's get to said dohyo where M17 Ichinojo was passive at the tachi-ai letting
J1 Ikioi come to him, and in doing so The Slug was backed up a step or two, but
he came out of the fray with the right inside and left outer grip, a position
from which Ikioi simply could not recover. Ichinojo took his time keeping his
gal in snug before executing a textbook yori-kiri leading with that left outer
grip. It's how they write it up as Ichinojo moves to 3-1 while Ikioi falls to
1-3.
M16 Kyokutaisei came in low at the tachi-ai against M15 Shimanoumi before moving
left, and as the dust settled, the two came away in migi-yotsu where Shimanoumi
enjoyed the left outer grip. After a few seconds of inaction, it looked as if
Kyokutaisei wanted to duck under and break off that outer grip, but Shimanoumi
quickly ducked his head, retooled that outer grip to the front of the belt, and
then bulldozed Kyokutaisei back. Kyokutaisei attempted a quick pull but that
just added to his demise across the edge as both rikishi end the day at 2-2.
Kyokutaisei came up limping after his Day 3 bout, so keep an eye on that moving
forward.
M15 Shohozan came high with his tsuppari attack against M16 Hoshoryu, but there
were no de-ashi behind the attack, and it was if he was just signaling to the
Mongolian, "Come and get me." Hoshoryu brushed off Shohozan's extended arms
easily and briefly flirted with the right hand at Shohozan's belt turning him a
bit before just burying his head into Shohozan's chest and pushing him out just
like that. I thought Shohozan was mukiryoku here as Hoshoryu moves to 2-2 while
Shohozan falls to 0-4.
Before we move on, I misstated on day 1 when I said that Hoshoryu was already
likely better than any Japanese rikishi on the banzuke. He's not, but it doesn't
mean he can't get there with a little more bulk and experience.
M14
Tobizaru's tachi-ai against M12 Kaisei was horrible where he had the total C3PO
arms going up high towards the Brasilian just clueless as to what to do, and
what was more comical was Kaisei's failure to exploit it and get to the inside.
Instead, Kaisei just stood there waiting for the rookie to make a move. Said
move was a weak pull where once again Kaisei failed to make him pay, and then
when Tobizaru darted left, Kaisei just played along and spun around 180 degrees
allowing the rookie to bum rush him across the dohyo and out. The announcers
were so excited to declare Tobizaru's record at 4-0, but I was thinking to
myself, "For doing what?" What a poor display of sumo here from the victor, but
when yaocho is in play, this is the result. As for Kaisei, he falls to 1-3
without a care in the world.
M11 Chiyotairyu showed M12 Kotoshoho the business crushing him from the tachi-ai
and driving him over to the side of the dohyo, but then all of a sudden Tairyu
just halted his attack and waited for Kotoshoho to make a move. That move was to
shift right as Chiyotairyu just fumbled his way forward and down in a fixed bout
in favor of Kotoshoho that left both dudes 3-1.
M13 Meisei and M10 Kotoeko struck well at the tachi-ai, but there was always a
bit of separation between the two as Kotoeko first threatened a right arm inside
while Meisei whiffed on a reckless left kote-nage. After this initial flurry,
they flailed away with random tsuppari until Kotoeko gave a weak tug at Meisei's
extended right arm causing Meisei to just flop forward and down in a direction
different from the direction of the tug. Whatever as Kotoeko picks up his first
win at 1-3 while Meisei is even steven at 2-2.
M9 Enho issued a quick hari-te at the tachi-ai, but M9 Onosho just plowed right
through it quickly bodying Enho back, and in the process, Enho was able to get
the left arm insie and right outer grip. It meant nothing, however, as Onosho
just latched onto that left arm and used it to force Enho across the dohyo and
out. This was similar to a kime-dashi with a grip on just one arm, but whatever
it was, it worked as Onosho easily moves to 4-0 while Enho really needs someone
to let up for him at 0-4.
M8 Wakatakakage moved left at the tachi-ai putting both hands at M10 Sadanoumi's
right shoulder, and Wakatakakage just continued circling left and dragging
Sadanoumi down and out by that right shoulder. I think Sadanoumi coulda done
more to stand his ground and establish the right arm inside, but what do I know?
Wakatakakage moves to 2-2 while Umi falls to 1-3.
M7 Ryuden and M7 Aoiyama traded tsuppari at the tachi-ai were neither dude was
looking to move forward with good footwork, and after a few seconds of this
stalemate, Aoiyama finally plodded forward but didn't look committed in his
charge, and so Ryuden was able to skirt left and turn the tables putting Aoiyama
in position with his back against the tawara. They briefly resumed tsuppari
until Aoiyama went for an uncommitted pull, and that was the momentum shift that
Ryuden needed to score the final shove out win leaving both guys at 2-2.
M6 Kagayaki and M8 Tokushoryu hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai, but
the bout didn't feel right from the start. Despite having Kagayaki where he
wanted him, Tokushoryu's right inside position was purposefully weak, and so the
two circled the dohyo a few times where Tokushoryu had his opponent standing on
the tawara completely upright. Kagayaki was dead to rights here, but Tokushoryu
just let him out of it, and so the sloppy bout continued where Tokushoryu next
went for a pull attempt while retreating just kneeling himself to the dohyo in
self defeat. I mean, Kagayaki was completely hapless here and did nothing to put
Tokushoryu his heels, and this was a good example of the loser doing all the
work including the silly dive at the end. They shouldn't have showed slo-mo
replays of this one at the end because it was obvious as Tokushoryu falls to 1-3
while Kagayaki moves to 3-1.
M5 Kiribayama stuck M6 Takayasu with a nice left choke hold at the tachi-ai that
stood the former faux-zeki upright, and at this point the Mongolian coulda done
whatever he wanna, but he stupidly (and intentionally) backed up hoping Takayasu
would push him out. When Takayasu couldn't, the two hooked back up in
hidari-yotsu and right there in the center of the ring, and Kiribayama grabbed
the right outer grip...and then promptly let it go. He faked a few more tries at
it until Takayasu finally mounted a force-out, and Kiribayama's response was to
just go with the flow. You can't point to a single thing Takayasu did to set
this one up. It was all Kiribayama including his willingness to lose in the end
as both rikishi settle for 3-1 records.
M4 Tochinoshin's tachi-ai consisted of his putting both arms high at the back of
M5 Takarafuji's head as if to pull. The pull never came of course, and Shin just
left his arms up there as Takarafuji bulldozed him back and out in two seconds
flat. Sheesh, after a decent start to the day, we've had a ton of fake bouts in
the middle layer as Takarafuji moves to 3-1 while Shin falls to 1-3.
Hooboy. And just as I mention the phrase fake sumo, we got the M3 Myogiryu - M4
Yutakayama debacle. From the tachi-ai, you could just see Myogiryu not wanting
to get inside even though Yutakayama failed to come with tsuppari at the
tachi-ai. A few seconds in, Myogiryu backpedaled for no reason allowing
Yutakayama to catch him briefly with a paw to the neck, but Yutakayama was not
moving forward with his legs and so Myogiryu slipped into moro-zashi at the
edge. And then promptly abandoned it as the two went back to the center of the
ring. I mean, there was never any continuity or flow in this one, so when
Yutakayama finally brushed against Myogiryu's left arm, the latter just fell
over taking a knee at the edge. As Yutakayama scooted back to his side, you
could just see the guilt on his face as he buys his first win at 1-3. Myogiryu
had plenty of room to sell falling (literally) to 3-1.
After a blatant false start that was called back, M3 Terutsuyoshi seemed
hesitant the second time around shading right against Komusubi Endoh, but the
Komusubi read it well and kept his arms low and inside easily bodying
Terutsuyoshi back and clear off the the dohyo without needing a belt grip. It
wouldn't surprise me if Endoh was calling in a favor here as both dudes finish
2-2.
Sekiwake
Daieisho struck M1 Takanosho well at the tachi-ai driving his hands into his
opponent's neck, and the Sekiwake dictated the pace the first half before just
stopping and leaving his hands up high and non-committed. From there, Takanosho
finally took charge driving his palms into Daieisho's chest as the latter
continued to keep his hands up high, and once Daieisho was driven back to the
straw, he just stood there and allowed himself to be pushed straight back.
Takanosho bought this win here as he moves to 3-1 while Daieisho falls to 1-3.
In
a strange bout, Komusubi Okinoumi put his left hand at the front of Sekiwake
Mitakeumi's belt at the tachi-ai before quickly withdrawing it and pulling both
arms way out wide just gifting the Sekiwake moro-zashi. But Mitakeumi was
completely listless and really couldn't bulldoze Okinoumi out, and so Okinoumi
pressed with the left outer grip dragging Mitakeumi to the edge where he just
waited for the right counter scoop throw to come. It came alright but it was so
weak that Okinoumi had no pressure to play along with, so he stood there hopping
and holding onto the left outer grip as Mitakeumi stepped back and across. Oops.
Okinoumi gave the Sekiwake every opening possible here, but if the dude can't
capitalize on it, he doesn't deserve the win. It just kills me how they always
hype guys based on hope and desire and never on actual sumo content. Mitakeumi
now falls to 2-2 while Okinoumi picks up his first win at 1-3.
The M1
Terunofuji - Sekiwake Shodai bout was curious as Terunofuji moved hard looking
as if to get the right arm inside and left outer grip, but he pulled back while
still bodying Shodai back. For no apparent reason, Terunofuji backed up into the
center of the ring, but Shodai wasn't able to take advantage, and so the M1
resumed a tsuppari attack that drove Shodai back again and out. What strange
sumo from Terunofuji who normally loves to latch onto his opponent, but I think
this was more of Shodai's inability to do anything even though Terunofuji let
him hang around, and so the Mongolian just pushed him out in the end. Shodai
suffers his first loss at 3-1 while Fuji evens things up at 2-2.
It was
only a matter of time before Asanoyama got his first sympathy win, and it came
today at the hands of M2 Hokutofuji. The bout seemingly wanted to go to
migi-yotsu from the tachi-ai, but Hokutofuji wasn't going to latch on and
Asanoyama has been too frazzled to execute textbook sumo, and so a few seconds
in Hokutofuji just backed up two full steps as if to pull, but he of course
never made contact with his foe. As Asanoyama approached, Hokutofuji got the
right arm inside again and grabbed a left outer grip and started to move left,
which would have let him easily dashi-nage Asanoyama across the straw, but you
could see him squelch that muscle memory and just stand there waiting for the
final blow with the two upright and still in migi-yotsu. Hokutofuji never tried
to move laterally as Asanoyama finally pushed him off the dohyo altogether, and
Hokutofuji crashed down hard onto his back, a clear sign of what happens when
you let up in the ring. You just watch the slow motion replay of this one and
there isn't a single thing that Asanoyama does to force Hokutofuji back, and the
reason it took so long for him to shove Hokutofuji off the dohyo is because he
didn't create the momentum to do so in the first place. It was all Hokutofuji
all the time. This was embarrassing stuff if you ask me as Asanoyama is gifted
his first win at 1-3 while Hokutofuji better get paid after this one falling to
1-3.
In
the day's final bout, M2 Tamawashi had one decision to make against Takakeisho:
Do I? Or don't I? Unfortunately, he didn't engaging his foe in a tsuppari attack
that saw the rikishi flail around all corners of the ring with Tamawashi having
the clear opening to the right inside and then choke holds that had Takakeisho
near the edge, but through it all he kept letting Takakeisho back into the bout,
and then at the end, he put both hands wide against Takakeisho's shoulders and
just waited for the final shove-out to come. Easy yaocho call here as well that
sees Takakeisho move to 3-1 while Tamawashi falls to 2-2. It's worth pointing
out again that Takakeisho knew this bout was fixed coming in because he didn't
attempt a single pull.
We'll pick it back up tomorrow.
Day 3 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Three
days in and I already have the feeling of, "Will this never end?" Pre-basho, it
was clear that the Association wanted the three Sekiwake hyped. By default, you
also have the two dudes ranked at Ozeki, and the only other rikishi fighting in
the tournament besides those five who got any ink whatsoever was Hoshoryu. I get
it that any major sport needs to market its star players, but the problem with
sumo is that the "star" players have lousy sumo skills, and it's obvious atop
the dohyo. Of the six who received the pre-basho hype, five of them lost today,
but look at the bright side...I'm not going to call as many yaocho.
We began the day with M16 Hoshoryu moving left at the tachi-ai and looking for
the cheap outer grip, but it was M16 Kyokutaisei who reacted well grabbing a
left outer early that was so close to the front, it was pinching Hoshoryu's
right arm useless. At that point you could see how uncomfortable the rookie was
especially when Kyokutaisei next worked his way onto the front of the belt with
the right hand. Hoshoryu didn't have a pot to piss in as Kyokutaisei went for a
quick dashi-nage, and while Hoshoryu survived, Kyokutaisei grabbed the front of
the belt again, threatened a leg trip, and then forced Hoshoryu all the way over
and out yori-taoshi style.
Wow, it's been a long time since I've seen a Mongolian be defeated like this in
such technical fashion, and if Hoshoryu goes back to watch the tape, he needs to
focus on that stupid tachi-ai Go hard and establish the inside first, and then
you'll be just fine. As for now, he's only got that gift from Ichinojo on Day 1
on his resume at 1-2. Kyokutaisei is 2-1 if you need him.
And before we move on, NHK showed Uncle Asa's very first win in the Makuuchi
division against Daishi. Asashoryu's sumo back then was still a bit unpolished,
and I was able to see some similarities between the two particularly how
Hoshoryu's gonna struggle a bit until he puts on more weight.
Now after all of that analysis, I'll save some bandwidth here by informing
everyone that M17 Ichinojo struck M15 Shohozan like a brick wall at the tachi-ai
and then promptly moved left pulling the Dark One down about a second in.
Ichinojo is 2-1 while Shohozan falls to 0-3.
M13 Meisei kept M15 Shimanoumi upright with a few tsuppari before backing up to
his right and going for a quick pull to which Shimanoumi bit hook, line, and
sinker Because this came in the center of the ring, there was a lot of ground
for Shimanoumi to cover after being pulled, and he didn't quite make it to the
edge. Shimanoumi turned around slowly just as Meisei came in to push him
sideways and out that last step. This was our first fixed bout on the day, but
fortunately it wasn't obvious to most as Meisei moves to 2-1 while Shimanoumi
falls to 1-2.
M12 Kotoshoho and M14 Tobizaru engaged in an active tsuppari affair where
Tobizaru was able to keep Kotoshoho upright. I thought there were multiple
chances for Kotoshoho to get inside, but he didn't, and so he allowed Tobizaru
to dictate the pace as they went around the ring trading shoves. About eight
seconds in, Tobizaru went for a poorly executed hikkake where he pulled at
Kotoshoho's right arm, and the Sadogatake rikishi just hit the dirt in a
direction that was different from the direction of that tug. I was spicious
throughout this one when I saw Kotoshoho fail to get inside as he had plenty of
openings, he had the size advantage, and he was fighting a rookie, but then when
I saw that dive at the end it silled the dill. Tobizaru has paid for his 3-0
start while Kotoshoho falls to 2-1.
At this point they announced the withdrawal of M11 Kotoshogiku giving M11
Chiyotairyu the freebie on the day. If Kotoshogiku is unable to return later in
the basho, this will seal his Juryo fate for next basho.
M12 Kaisei grabbed the quick left outer grip against M10 Kotoeko at the
tachi-ai, and Kotoeko wasn't able to shake out of it leading to a migi-yotsu
contest where Kaisei had the left outer grip and Kotoeko was simply lost. Having
given up the outer grip, Kotoeko kept his hips out wide on that side and tried
to keep Kaisei away from the firm inside position, and so they grappled this way
for a bit before Kaisei scored the easy force-out win leading mostly with that
left outer grip obtained at the tachi-ai. Kaisei picks up his first win at 1-2
while Kotoeko is winless.
M9 Enho tried a neko-damashi against M10 Sadanoumi at the tachi-ai and despite
trying to shimmy left, Sadanoumi was able to latch onto him with a left outer
grip, and that was all Sadanoumi needed to force Enho over to the edge and dump
him across before he could even think of a counter move. If you're Enho (who
fell to 0-3), the last thing you want to see coming into the day is an opponent
who really needs the win. Sadanoumi did as he moves now to 1-2.
M9 Onosho looked for moro-zashi at the tachi-ai against M8 Wakatakakage, and
while he didn't quite get it, he had the right arm inside deep and was pushing
Wakatakakage upwards chest to chest. From that point, Onosho decided to go for
the left outer grip and execute a do or die force-out charge, but Onosho wasn't
able to grab that grip, and it allowed Wakatakakage to respond extremely well
with a counter utchari that caused both dudes to crash down to the dirt at the
same time. It was so close I thought they were going to call for a do-over, but
they said Wakatakakage's body hit down first, so gunbai to Onosho...who moves to
3-0 in the process. As for Wakatakakage, he falls to 1-2.
M7 Aoiyama henka'd to his left against M8 Tokushoryu easily slapping his foe
down in less than a second. Nice uneventful stuff here as Aoiyama moves to 2-1
while Tokushoryu falls to 1-2.
M6 Kagayaki was able to place two hands up and under M6 Takayasu keeping him
upright and away from the belt and there was curious inaction from the part of
Takayasu who really did nothing except go for a wild slap towards Kagayaki's
head midway throughout the bout. Kagayaki was able to nudge the willing Takayasu
back near the edge where Kagayaki shaded right and just leaned his body
downwards into Takayasu's extended left arm, and that was enough to cause
Takayasu to put both palms to the dirt and signal defeat. I'm actually surprised
that NHK showed the replay from the backside in such slow motion because it
clearly showed that Takayasu just took a dive anticipating a slap or pull down
from Kagayaki that never came. Both rikishi end the day at 2-1.
M7 Ryuden and M5 Takarafuji hooked up in hidari-yotsu sumo from the tachi-ai
whereupon Ryuden made zero effort to contest the bout. Staying stiff and
upright, he allowed Takarafuji to grab the right outer grip and force Ryuden
back and across just like that. Takarafuji moves to 2-1 with the gift while
Ryuden falls to 1-2.
M4 Yutakayama and M4 Tochinoshin struck each other hard at the tachi-ai where
Tochinoshin was content to play Yutakayama's game and battle him with shoves
instead of at the belt. The bout didn't have a lot of continuity to it, but
Tochinoshin used his size and experience to bully Yutakayama around and out with
little trouble. Shin picks up his first win at 1-2 while Yutakayama falls to
0-3.
M3 Terutsuyoshi came in low against M5 Kiribayama looking to get the right arm
inside or at the belt, but in a flash Kiribayama scooted to his left and scored
the quick kata-sukashi win in about one second. Despite not doing any forward
moving sumo, Kiribayama is 3-0 while Terutsuyoshi falls to 2-1.
M2 Tamawashi used his long-arm tsuppari of the law to keep Komusubi Okinoumi
upright and far away from the belt, and throughout the bout he focused on choke
holds to take away Okinoumi's momentum, so around and around they went with
Okinoumi never coming close to the belt resulting in the methodic oshi-dashi win
for The Mawashi. He moves to 2-1 while Okinoumi is winless at 0-3.
M1
Takanosho won the tachi-ai against Sekiwake Mitakeumi standing him upright
whereupon Takanosho went for a quick pull. It didn't work well, but Mitakeumi's
only response after gathering his wits was a counter pull attempt of his own,
and Takanosho read the move like a dirty manga on the subway easily pushing
Mitakeumi back and across with little effort. Hooboy as both rikishi stand at
2-1.
At this point of the broadcast, the chief judge, Miyabiyama, just got up from
his cushion ringside and exited the venue. I was like, "What? We
don't have to watch the rest of the bouts?" My excitement was short-lived
after NHK announced that Miyabiyama had merely gone to the bathroom. In
the media afterwards, it was funny to hear all of the reasons why he had to do
that.
"Well, he was having pains in his stomach."
"He said that he didn't feel well and needed to get
up."
I'll just give the straight up Sumotalk analysis on
what really happened: dude had to go take a crap. Happens to the
best of us,
Komusubi
Endoh came with his arms low against Sekiwake Shodai not even looking to grab
the belt, and then as he has been wont to do this basho, he just backed up of
his own volition allowing Shodai to move forward, and despite not scoring on a
single offensive move, Shodai found himself with Endoh against the ropes,
upright, and not showing any resistance, and that showed when Shodai finally
pressed his belly into Endoh's gut and then scored on his first shove of the
bout that sent Endoh down hard into the suna-kaburi. What a great example of how
someone can get hurt when they let up in the ring. Shodai moves to an unearned
3-0 while Endoh falls to 1-2.
M3 Myogiryu won the tachi-ai against Sekiwake Daieisho pushing the Sekiwake back
a step, and as Daieisho rushed back forward using tsuppari of his own, Myogiryu
held his own and dictated the pace from there. For about seven seconds, the two
traded volleys in the ring before Myogiryu darted right going for a quick
shoulder slap that completely threw Daieisho off balance. It didn't send him
down, but before he could square back up and turn around, Myogiryu had him
pushed back and out just like that. Myogiryu moves to 3-0 and is fighting like
the true Sekiwake while Daieisho now falls to 1-2.
In
the Ozeki ranks, M2 Hokutofuji came with his usual tachi-ai where he sticks and
then backs up a bit, and that allowed Takakeisho to rush forward, but that
movement didn't come as a result of a shove attack and sound de-ashi, so the
instant that Hokutofuji showed a bit of resistance near the edge, Takakeisho
couldn't go into pull mode fast enough, and when he did, Hokutofuji just blasted
him back and out before you could say "faux what?" Takakeisho suffers his first
loss of the tournament...frankly because this was the first bout where his
opponent tried to win while Hokutofuji moves to 1-2. Before we move on, the
first two days I mentioned how Takakeisho can't help not to go for a pull in a
bout that isn't fixed, and just like that...it was on display here today.
Rounding
out the day, Asanoyama struck M1 Terunofuji well at the tachi-ai, but the
Mongolian did what he hasn't done yet this entire tournament...namely, grab his
opponent. Terunofuji isn't known for forward moving charges at the tachi-ai;
rather, he lets his opponent come to him and then he latches on like a python,
and while he didn't bring Asanoyama in snug today, he used a left outer belt
grip to swing Asanoyama clear across the dohyo and down. You have to credit
Asanoyama's initial forward momentum, but when you have your opponent up against
the straw, an Ozeki has to finish him off. As for Terunofuji, he knew full well
where he was in the dohyo at all times, so when he latched onto that outer grip,
it was easy pickins as he waltzed back into the center of the ring and dragged
Asanoyama along with him dumping him clear across the other side of the ring.
Terunofuji picks up his first win at 1-2 while Asanoyama still maintains a bagel
in the win column.
I'm starting to see the sympathy pieces appear now in the press for Asanoyama,
and what's there to feel sorry about this guy? He's been gifted a yusho and the
Ozeki rank, so make him work a bit in the ring. I think what's happened so far
is that this is a classic case of a rikishi buying into his own fake hype in the
media. With Hakuho and Kakuryu out, I'm sure the Asanoyama camp's attitude was,
"Oh, he'll be able to hold his own this basho." Or not.
And that's a wrap on Day 3. Gary has had to go kyujo this basho, so you got me
for as long as I care to keep writing.
Day 2 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Day
1 was a good indication of how you need anchors in sumo...at least in the top
division. You need legitimate guys who can set a standard for others to measure
themselves against. In other words, you need real Yokozuna and real Ozeki to
fulfill this role. Due to the withdrawal of Hakuho and Kakuryu, the Makuuchi
division looks a lot like the upper tier of Juryo. Guys like Terunofuji and
Tamawashi could act as standard bearers, but two days in it's clear that they
are not going to spoil the party, and so we're left with four mediocre Japanese
rikishi (Asanoyama, Takakeisho, Shodai, Mitakeumi) and one good Japanese rikishi
(Daieisho) to carry the day. We'll be lucky if the yusho line doesn't hit four
losses by the end of this.
At the start of the Day 2 broadcast, NHK dutifully rolled out a chart of the not
so fearsome threesome and talked about Ozeki prospects for Shodai and Mitakeumi.
As you can see from the graphic below, Mitakeumi sits on 21 wins while Shodai
sits on 19. The problem for both of these guys is that 19 is a weak number to
declare someone a candidate for Ozeki and 10 of Mitakeumi's 21 wins came from
the M3 rank. As a result, this basho will be an attempt to have one or both of
these guys touted as Ozeki candidates heading into November.

I get what they're doing here, but how can anyone get excited over pure
mediocrity?
Moving right along to the day's action, M17 Ichinojo and M16 Kyokutaisei traded
cautious tsuppari before Ichinojo just leaned in and easily gained the right
inside left outer grip position against his defenseless opponent, and from there
the Mongolith easily worked Kyokutaisei over and out leaving both rikishi at
1-1.
M16
Hoshoryu came low at the tachi-ai looking to get inside, but M15 Shimanoumi
fought him off nicely with a tsuppari attack that nudged Hoshoryu back to the
edge. Hoshoryu attempted to get a left arm inside, but it was too shallow due to
Shimanoumi's great attack, and so the Mongolian skirted right around the edge of
the ring looking to catch Shimanoumi off guard. He still couldn't solve his foe,
however, as Shimanoumi pressed in close, and just when it looked as if
Shimanoumi was going to score the yori-kiri win, Hoshoryu attempted a desperate
left kote-nage against Shimanoumi's right inside grip and forced Shimanoumi's
right foot to step out before Hoshoryu touched down.
Watching live I thought Shimanoumi won the bout, but after watching the replay
it was clear that Hoshoryu was the victor. Still, it was so close and there was
so much gray area due to Hoshoryu's body being way across the straw that the
upheld the original decision, which meant victory to Shimanoumi. I had no
problem with it because Shimanoumi dominated this one until the last half
second. Both rikishi stand at 1-1 and you have to be impressed with Hoshoryu's
ring sense at the edge. Rarely do we see counter moves like that.
M14 Tobizaru's tachi-ai was awkward again today, but M15 Shohozan was even worse
coming with left kachi-age that was so high, he was just giving the rookie the
inside position. Tobizaru couldn't capitalize, however, and so he began an
awkward oshi attack with Shohozan agreeing to back up. The attack was weak with
awful footwork, and when Shohozan instinctively went for a quick shoulder slap,
it nearly worked, and so from there the Dark One just stood there and let
Tobizaru execute a hataki-komi that saw Tobizaru dance backwards across the
entire length of the ring. What a terrible bout of sumo as Tobizaru buys his
second win while Shohozan settled for 0-2 a richer man.
M12
Kaisei got the right arm inside against M12 Kotoshoho and then quickly grabbed a
left outer grip, but the Brasilian purposefully failed to keep his gal in snug,
and so as Kotoshoho retreated backwards and to his left, Kaisei just went along
with it and let Kotoshoho dashi-nage him over to the edge before he pushed the
defenseless Kaisei back for good. Kaisei was mukiryoku for the second day in a
row against a Sadogatake opponent as Kotoshoho is gifted a 2-0 start while
Kaisei has pocketed some nice cash at 0-2. I say it all the time because it's
true, but a true bout here would have ended in a nage-no-uchi-ai at the edge.
Before we move on, the highlight here was a good close-up of Takamisakari
sitting ringside trying to make sense of all the shiny objects in the venue.
M11 Kotoshogiku was late at the tachi-ai against M13 Meisei as the two hooked up
in hidari-yotsu where Meisei enjoyed the righter outer grip, and the two spun
around a bit in the ring with Meisei being too small to do serious yotsu damage
and Kotoshogiku too old to grab an outer grip of his own. With all the movement
in the ring, Kotoshogiku was forced to plant his left leg when he wasn't ready,
and you could just see him go limp right there in the middle of the ring. Meisei
sensed it too and gently forced the Geeku back and out as the former Ozeki
hopped the entire way on his right foot. Kotoshogiku has been fighting with some
tape on that left outer ankle area where the Achilles tendon joins the lower
calf, and he obviously re-damaged that section today. I doubt he can continue as
both rikishi end the day at 1-1.
M11 Chiyotairyu pushed M10 Sadanoumi away from a right belt grip at the tachi-ai
and kept Sadanoumi on edge by backing up and signaling his intention to pull.
Sadanoumi knew it was coming, but he just couldn't work his way inside before
Tairyu scored the winning blow hataki-komi style. Chiyotairyu moves to 2-0 with
the win while Sadanoumi falls to 0-2.
Remember that fast 'n fake start from M10 Kotoeko last basho? Well, now everyone
is calling in the favors this tournament. If you go back and read Itai's claims
(and you should), he said that bout fixing worked in one of two ways. 1) Either
a rikishi would buy a bout for the going rate of $10K USD or thereabouts with no
obligation afterwards, or 2) rikishi would exchange bouts where one wins this
basho and the other guys gets the win the next basho.
Today against M9 Onosho, Kotoeko just stood there straight up and let Onosho
lightly push him back before Kotoeko leaned forward signaling to his foe to go
for the pull, and it came straightway. Kotoeko just hit the deck with both palms
touching down and no other part of his body. No harm no foul here as Onosho
moves to 2-0 while Kotoeko is 0-2.
It's
a miracle that M9 Enho hasn't been snapped in two yet. Against M8 Tokushoryu
today, Enho decided to go chest to chest for whatever reason, and as soon
Tokushoryu began leaning in on the pint-sized rikishi, you could just see his
knees start to buckle. Fortunately (I guess), Enho wasn't squashed just like
grape at the tachi-ai, so he was able to back pedal and fantasize about a
kubi-nage, but Tokushoryu had is left arm in so deep he just bludgeoned Enho
back and out in fine fashion. I'm always amazed at how fast Enho bounces back up
after these crushing defeats, and you have to give him at least that. Ura could
only take such beatings for a few basho. Enho falls to 0-2 on the day while
Tokushoryu picks up his first win.
M8 Wakatakakage neutralized M7 Aoiyama's tachi-ai well, and it actually caused
Aoiyama to switch to pull mode early on, but despite Wakatakakage's good
tachi-ai, he was hesitant to get close to an Aoiyama pull trap. This allowed
Aoiyama to take charge again of his now timid opponent, and as Wakatakakage
danced around the edge of the ring looking to evade, Aoiyama followed him around
sticking him with potent jabs before finally pushing him out. Both fellas end
the day at 1-1.
M7 Ryuden stuck M8 Takayasu well at the tachi-ai getting his left arm inside and
positioning his right arm near the inside as well, but you could see that
despite any real force coming from Takayasu, Ryuden did not demand the
moro-zashi position. Instead he kept the left arm shallow and high while doing
nothing with the right, and I knew he was mukiryoku at that point. At one point
Ryuden did put his right hand against Takayasu's face, but he wasn't pushing,
and he totally had the former Ozeki on his heels, but he just stood there and
waited for Takayasu to finally get a left arm inside. Ryuden then did nothing to
fight off the right belt grip from Takayasu, and once obtained, he just stood
upright and straight as Takayasu forced him back and across easy as you please.
What weak sumo from Takayasu as Ryuden was mukiryoku all the way. Takayasu moves
to 2-0 after this silly affair while Ryuden settles in at 1-1.
In a curious affair, M5 Takarafuji did nothing to fend off M6 Kagayaki's
tsuppari attack, and so the two headed straight back towards certain defeat for
Takarafuji. Cept' Fuji suddenly evaded right at the edge literally leaving
Kagayaki just standing there as if to say, "What the?!" Before Kagayaki could
retool an attack, Takarafuji just pushed him across just like that. I'm not sure
what to make of this one as both dudes end the day at 1-1.
M5 Kiribayama made it two henka in two days this time moving left at the
tachi-ai against M4 Yutakayama and yanking a bit at the back of Yutakayama's
belt while also coming close to a hair pull with the right hand. Yutakayama
stumbled forward after the grease job and did't bother trying to square back up
just walking out of the ring of his own volition. Wasn't worth the price of
admission as Kiribayama moves to 2-0 while Yutakayama falls to 0-2.
In an ugly bout, both M4 Tochinoshin and M3 Terutsuyoshi shaded right creating
an awkward-looking tachi-ai, and Shin's response from there was to put his right
arm forward in kachi-age fashion up high without really making an impact. Well,
I guess the impact was that it let Terutsuyoshi get to the inside with both
hands at the front of Tochinoshin's belt, but he still didn't have the mustard
to force Tochinoshin back, and so the Georgian had to do something. He grabbed
the back of Terutsuyoshi's mawashi with both hands and could have swung him down
easily, but instead he just walked back and outta the ring only pulling
Terutsuyoshi down after Tochinoshin had already stepped back and out. Nice
mukiryoku effort here on the part of Shin (0-2) as Terutsuyoshi is gifted a 2-0
start.
Komusubi Endoh stood M3 Myogiryu up at the tachi-ai with a right hand to the
neck, but instead of using that to get to the inside, Endoh just backed up
waiting for Myogiryu to begin a tsuppari attack. Myogiryu's feet were aligned,
and so it took him a bit to get going, but once he did, Endoh just helped him
along by grabbing an outstretched arm and yanking it as Endoh stepped back
across the starting lines. The ending here was a great example of what happens
when one guy is mukiryoku because you had both rikishi crashing off of the dohyo
in dangerous fashion. Not sure what was going on behind the scenes in this one,
but Myogiryu buys his way to 2-0 while Endoh settles for 1-1.
And
that brings us to the fearsome threesome this basho...the Sekiwake!! Up first
was Shodai who was paired against M2 Tamawashi, and The Mawashi did his job
committing all the cardinal sins in sumo...keeping your hips high, aligning your
fight, and opening up your arms to let the opponent get to the inside. Shodai
didn't need to go chest to chest here, however, as he fired a few methodic
shoves into Tamawashi's torso while the Mongolian gladly backed up stepping out
of the ring in short order. Notta lotta force here as Shodai buys a 2-0 start
while Tamawashi falls to 1-1.
Up next was Sekiwake Daieisho against M2 Hokutofuji and after a weak tachi-ai
from both rikishi, it was actually Hokutofuji who took advantage of his
flat-footed opponent executing a nice tsuppari attack that knocked Daieisho onto
his heels and back to the edge. From there, Hokutofuji did what any smart
rikishi would do: back up into the center of the ring and let your opponent back
into the match. The problem with this scenario is that it wasn't Daieisho who
was forcing his way back to the center of the ring, so he awkwardly approached
his foe just standing there and offered a wild left swipe. The blow barely
connected, but Hokutofuji just dutifully face-planted himself to the dirt in
short order. Nice fake fall here as Daieisho picks up his first win at 1-1 while
Hokutofuji falls to 0-2.
Before we move on, I think Daieisho is the superior rikishi of these two, but
when he's put into a situation like this where he knows that bouts will be
compromised, sound sumo basics go straight out the window and we get a junk bout
like this.
Our
final Sekiwake was Mitakeumi paired against M1 Terunofuji, and the Mongolian
picked up right where he left off yesterday just standing there at the tachi-ai
waiting for Mitakeumi to do something. It took a second or two for the Sekiwake
to make a decision, and he finally moved right going for a light swipe towards
his foe, and that contact of course sent Terunofuji spinning around 180 degrees
and bounding out of the ring of his own volition. They ruled it okuri-dashi with
Mitakeumi in tow, but this was as fake as they come as Mitakeumi moves to 2-0
while Terunofuji knows his place at 0-2.
Before we move on, you watch Fuji the Terrible's bouts last basho, and there's
not a single opponent he doesn't grab and pull in snug. This basho, however,
he's not even trying to latch on. I mean, Mitakeumi was lost the first two
seconds of the bout, and anybody could have at least grabbed him, but Terunofuji
refrained and just waited for any sort of move from his opponent.
Up
next was M1 Takanosho vs. Asanoyama, and the faux-zeki was completely lost yet
again against an inferior opponent. Takanosho came out blazing with a nice
tsuppari attack that set up the left arm to the inside, and the M1 had Asanoyama
on his heels and at the edge in no time. Asanoyama attempted to counter with a
right kote-nage at the edge, but it would never form completely as Takanosho
easily forced his foe across the straw and out. Asanoyama falls to 0-2, and he's
going through the same thing as Daieisho. He's not a hapless rikishi, but when
thrown into this coddled situation, he just loses all ring sense. Takanosho
moves to 1-1 after the shukun win.
And
that brings us to Komusubi Okinoumi who played nice against Takakeisho. I could
literally copy and paste my comments from yesterday's Takakeisho bout and they'd
apply to this one as well. In other words, Okinoumi stood up straight at the
tachi-ai and allowed Takakeisho to just push him straight back and across. Also
absent was Takakeisho's wild left hand swipe and his penchant for the pull
because he knew coming in that Okinoumi was just going to stand there at
Takakeisho's bidding. The result is a weak 2-0 start for Takakeisho, and a nice
payday for Okinoumi at 0-2.
In my opinion, the only thing this basho has going for it right now is
Takamisakari judging the first half bouts. Other than that it's just painful
watching the last five bouts of the day.
Day 1 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
In
the days leading up to the Aki basho, there were tremors in the force suggesting
that both Yokozuna were not "ready" yet to compete. By the time Friday rolled
around and the Association needed to set the Day 1 and Day 2 schedules, the
withdrawal from both Yokozuna were officially announced. Just for the record,
neither Yokozuna is injured, and if they did decide to compete this basho in
their current states, they'd go a collective 29-1, but with the Khan absent, the
media used their air time to hype the three Japanese Sekiwake instead: Shodai,
Mitakeumi, and Daieisho (cue the sound of crickets chirping).
Sumo has got to keep as much fan interest intact as possible during this Covid
mess, so expect the foreign rikishi to completely step back in this one. I think
right now that Japan's number one goal as a country is to somehow make it to the
summer of 2021 and still be able to hold the Olympics. In order to do that,
they're going to keep things as dialed back as possible, and so I don't expect
full attendance allowed for any sporting events through next summer, and in the
case of sumo, I don't believe the sumo caravan is going to travel outside of
Tokyo until Kyushu 2021 at the earliest.
Like other forms of entertainment during a lockdown or controlled attendance,
sumo just has to find a way to survive and keep the fans interested until
complete order is restored. The best way to do that is to attempt to show the
Japanese rikishi in as positive a light as possible, and so the withdrawal of
both Yokozuna ensure that will happen starting from day 1.
We began the day with M17 Ichinojo making his return to the division to face one
of our rookies, M16 Hoshoryu. Most people know that Hoshoryu is the nephew of
Asashoryu, and prior to the basho, NHK sports did a feature on Hoshoryu where
they showed him a clip of Uncle Asa reminding him that he's got his uncle's DNA
in his body, and so don't embarrass the family name.
I was interested to see if this bout would be real, but it unfortunately wasn't.
Ichinojo was purposefully lethargic at the tachi-ai giving the rookie
moro-zashi, but Hoshoryu was still having a tough time bullying the Mongolith
back and so Ichinojo grabbed a firm left outer grip and swung the much smaller
Hoshoryu over to the edge. He coulda sent him out at that point, but he held
back and let the rookie recover bringing the action back to the center of the
ring. Still maintaining moro-zashi, Hoshoryu found it even more difficult to
move Ichinojo around now that he was gassed, and as the two stalled in the
middle of the ring, Ichinojo went for and got a slow maki-kae with the left
hand, and Hoshoryu's inability to make him pay for that was another sign of just
how in control Ichinojo was. After the maki-kae, Hoshoryu attempted a right
inside belt throw, and Ichinojo obliged by waltzing to the edge of the ring and
faking a pull, and it was all Hoshoryu could do to force his compliant opponent
back and across. Hoshoryu's footing was all over the pace, and it wasn't
grounded sufficiently enough to force Ichinojo back, but the M17 made it easy by
doing most of the backwards movement at the edge.
I think Hoshoryu is already better than any Japanese rikishi on the banzuke, but
he was outclassed by Ichinojo here. I know it sounds strange to say it that way
since Ichi was the one who lost, but Hoshoryu was thrown a huge bone in his
first Makuuchi bout no question.
M16
Kyokutaisei made his return to the division to face M15 Shohozan, and
Kyokutaisei exhibited just a horrible tachi-ai aligning his feet straightway and
hobbling backwards. A Shohozan intent on winning woulda taken care of business
in two seconds here, but his attack was intentionally light as he waited for
Kyokutaisei to gather his wits. Taisei eventually did and kinda got a right arm
to the inside, but before he could get it established, Shohozan just started
retreating allowing Kyokutaisei to catch him with a mediocre shove as Shohozan
just hopped out of the ring. Two fake bouts to start the day is just par for the
course, and some new organization was bored enough to report that this was
Kyokutaisei's first Makuuchi win in 733 days.
Our
other rookie, M14 Tobizaru, faced M15 Shimanoumi and wasn't sound at the
tachi-ai whatsoever, but with Shimanoumi holding back, the rookie was able to
work his right arm to the inside. His positioning was not good, however, and the
left outer grip for Shimanoumi was there for the taking as seen in the pic at
left. When he failed to partake, the outcome was obvious at that point, and
Shimanoumi fumbled a bit with that left hand before going into pull mode, and
there was such a lack of resistance on Shimanoumi's part near the edge that
Tobizaru actually hopped all the way through the suna-kaburi and over the little
wall they forgot to take down at the last ping pong taikai held in the
Kokugikan. Nice mukiryoku stuff here giving Tobizaru his first win as an
official Makuuchi rikishi.
My hopes for our first straight up bout of the tournament were not brightened
when M12 Kotoshoho stepped into the ring to face M13 Meisei. Kotoshoho's
tachi-ai was awful with the youngster standing upright and retreating a bit as
he went for a lengthy pull that was entirely useless. As Meisei charged ahead,
Kotoshoho moved right and swiped with the same hand, and while the move barely
made contact against Meisei's arms, Meisei just flopped over with both legs
spread out wide waiting for the final pull down attempt. That pull attempt did
come, but it didn't have much more force than the phantom swipe, and Meisei did
most of the work here awkwardly falling forward with this legs out wide giving
Kotoshoho the freebie. Good grief.
M12 Kaisei's tachi-ai against M11 Kotoshogiku was to lightly move forward with
both arms out wide easily gifting the Geeku moro-zashi, and once obtained, the
Brasilian made zero effort to dig in with just a meager right arm wrapped around
Kotoshogiku's neck, and so Kotoshogiku scored the lightweight force-out win in
maybe three seconds as Kaisei complied the entire way. Easy yaocho call here
making it 5 for 5.
M10 Kotoeko obviously owed M11 Chiyotairyu something today because Tairyu barely
touched him with a left kachi-age at the tachi-ai, and as soon as Chiyotairyu
looked to move right and set up a pull, Kotoeko just fumbled forward and down
before Chiyotairyu could make any significant contact. Kotoeko never did touch
the dohyo with anything but his palms as he sorta crab walked forward keeping
his body from touching anywhere. Hooboy, this has been a bad start to the
tournament. I mean, do these guys even care anymore?
M9 Onosho sorta connected with a right arm up high around M10 Sadanoumi's neck,
but he really wasn't applying pressure with that hand. Never fear, things were
even worse on the other side with Onosho's left arm floundering high and wide,
but somehow, a magical force from somewhere caused Sadanoumi to retreat a bit to
his right and then cross his right foot over his left at the ankles as he fell
backwards onto his arse. It was all Onosho could do to try and keep up with
Sadanoumi's fake fall, and this was yet another compromised bout to start the
day. Now we're 7 for 7 and I don't see how anyone could argue otherwise based on
the sumo content in the ring.
We finally got our first straight up bout of the day with M9 Enho trying to slap
quickly towards M8 Wakatakakage's face before moving right and executing a pull.
Wakatakakage was having none of it and squared up quickly forcing his
compromised opponent back and out hard into a heap on the arena floor next to
the chief judge. What a lopsided affair here, but I'll take it since it was a
real bout.
M7 Ryuden and M8 Tokushoryu hooked up in hidari-yotsu and two seconds in you
knew this was a real bout. I mean, you could just see it...everything was right
starting with the tachi-ai, the footwork, and Tokushoryu's hesitation to get
into a straight up chest to chest fight with a superior opponent. With
Tokushoryu balking a bit, Ryuden pressed forward and demanded the right outer
grip. Problem was, Tokushoryu's belt was a bit loose, and so Ryuden didn't quite
have the overpowering momentum, but he did well to keep Tokushoryu far away from
a right outer on the other side, and so it was just a matter of time for Ryuden
to retool that right belt grip onto multiple folds of the mawashi, and once
obtained, he scored the textbook yori-kiri win. You watch this bout and then
compare it with all of the other bouts previous to it, and overall feel is
entirely different. Finally a real bout of sumo between two guys who actually
belong in the division, and it only took 9 bouts to get it!!
M7 Aoiyama made no effort to step across the starting lines and pummel M6
Kagayaki, and the result was a horrible bout of sumo where the Happy Bulgar
began a slow retreat before whiffing on a right slap, turning his right shoulder
inwards 90 degrees, and then just putting both palms to the dirt is the most
awkward fashion. My goodness this was an obvious dive, and I'm surprised it
generated any applause afterwards.
Full disclosure: I actually fell asleep at this point of the broadcast and had
to rewind the tape when I woke up. I'm almost sorry that I didn't just end my
comments here, but onward we go.
Let's
do a little Sumo 101 for this next bout. M5 Takarafuji gained the easy
left inside position from the tachi-ai against M6 Takayasu, and he had the easy
path to the right outer grip thanks to poor footing from Takayasu. If you look
at the pic at left, the rikishi's feet are parallel to each other, but they
should be a mirror image of each other in a correct bout of sumo. For example,
with Takarafuji's left foot forward, Takayasu needs to have his right foot
forward to 1) put him closer to an outer grip with the right, and 2) keep his
left hip away from Takarafuji's outer grip attempt. The result was Takarafuji
with the clear advantage, and yet,
he
did everything possible NOT to grab the right outer grip even though it was
painfully there for the taking. And so the two rikishi stood there for maybe 40
seconds doing nothing until Takarafuji had no choice but to grab the right
outer, and he used it to dashi-nage Takayasu dangerously close to the edge, but
he pulled up short from actually winning, and this happened a few times before
Takayasu finally managed to gain moro-zashi. The bout was over a minute in at
this point, and when Takayasu finally regained his strength to mount a force-out
charge, Takarafuji didn't resist whatsoever making things easy by throwing his
right arm over Takayasu's right shoulder. Not sure of the politics behind this
one, but it was a fixed bout for sure.
M5 Kiribayama shaded to his left at the tachi-ai quickly grabbing a left outer
against M4 Tochinoshin and coupling that with a right inside. Tochinoshin tried
to work his own right arm inside, but Kiribayama had it locked up with a grip
near the front of the belt, and he kept his right hip area far away from an
outer grip on that side. From this position Tochinoshin was cuffed and stuffed,
and Kiribayama used his left foot nicely to trip against the back of
Tochinoshin's ankle enabling the Mongolian to score the nice force out win. The
tachi-ai was quick and dirty for sure, but Kiribayama outclassed the weary
Tochinoshin in this one.
M4 Yutakayama was flat-footed in his tsuppari attack against M3 Terutsuyoshi
applying mediocre pressure, but it was still good enough to keep Terutsuyoshi
from getting to the inside. Around and around the ring they went with Yutakayama
always seeming to be in control, but he refused to finish Terutsuyoshi off, and
about 12 seconds into the affair, Yutakayama began setting up pulls that would
never come, and he finally let Terutsuyoshi get inside enough to push Yutakayama
across and out. Yutakayama let Terutsuyoshi win this one for whatever reason.
Komusubi Okinoumi kept his arms wide at the tachi-ai allowing M3 Myogiryu the
easy moro-zashi, and even if that wasn't intentional (it was), Okinoumi would
have at least tried to move laterally and catch Myogiryu off guard with a
counter move, but he just stayed upright and walked backwards giving Myogiryu
the uncontested win.
And that brings us to our first Sekiwake, Daieisho, who stepped into the ring
against M2 Tamawashi, and the Mongolian certainly didn't come with his guns
blazing, but his thrusts were effective enough to completely befuddle the
Sekiwake. Daieisho just didn't have any continuity to his attack besides
Tamawashi giving him opening after opening. I mean, Tamawashi had no de-ashi in
this one; yet, he dominated the bout, and at the end, The Mawashi went for a
half-assed swipe and Daieisho just couldn't handle the pressure falling forward
and down across the straw. My opinion here is that Tamawashi gave the Sekiwake
plenty of openings, but when he couldn't capitalize, he just took the win.
Up next was Sekiwake Mitakeumi against M2 Hokutofuji, and the tachi-ai was
lackluster with Mitakeumi's feet aligned and Hokutofuji not going for his usual
step left and go for the throat move. The result was the eventual migi-yotsu
contest, but it just sorta ended up that way instead of two dudes clashing hard
and going chest to chest. Once the bout found it's way to migi-yotsu, Hokutofuji
just went limp, stayed upright, and went for a weak pull of Mitakeumi into his
own body allowing the easy, uncontested win for Mitakeumi. Regardless of whether
or not you think this bout was fixed (it was), there was little to get stiff
about when it came to Mitakeumi's sumo.
And
that brings us to Sekiwake Shodai who was pitted against M1 Takanosho, and the
latter just kept his hands high and uncommitted at the tachi-ai allowing Shodai
to charge forward while Takanosho back pedaled in tow. Watching live, I couldn't
really detect measurable contact from either party and watching slow motion was
the same. There's really nothing to point to. You just had Shodai moving forward
and Takanosho moving backwards with little contact and no grunting. Even the
last thrust that supposedly finished Takanosho off was not square into the M1's
body. Rather, Shodai's arm slipped in between Takanosho's armpit, but
whatever...the important thing is that Shodai was gifted a 1-0 start.
I'll
say "in the Ozeki ranks" for this next bout because it involves Terunofuji. His
opponent was our famous faux-zeki Takakeisho, a rikishi who simply cannot beat
Terunofuji in a straight up fight. From the tachi-ai, Takakeisho aligned his
feet, but at least his intention was to move forward. As for Terunofuji, he
reached both arms forward at the tachi-ai but mysteriously was never able to
grab hold of his opponent. Once Takakeisho got going, you have to give him
credit for executing a forward oshi-dashi attack, but Terunofuji just stood
there upright and let him do it. At the edge, Terunofuji turned his left
shoulder to the side a bit making it really easy for the faux-zeki, and it was
over in three uneventful seconds. Fuji the not so terrible today never attempted
to grab his foe; he stayed upright the entire time; he never took advantage of
openings that would have let him get an arm to the inside; and he wasn't even
thinking of a counter move. The highlight here was Takamisakari sitting on the
West side of the dohyo and squinting at the action.
The announcers proudly declared this a sound victory (kansho) on the part
of Takakeisho, but another reason you know it's fake is because Takakeisho never
went for a single pull. In a bout that isn't rigged, the guy can't wait to swipe
and pull and move laterally, but he knew Fuji wasn't gonna do anything today,
and so his sumo was linear the entire way. The most important aspect of this
bout is you have Terunofuji's coming off of an impressive yusho last tournament,
and now you have one of Japan's faux-zeki come out and appear to beat him
soundly the first day of the tournament. No one is surprised I'm sure.
In
the day's final bout, the awkward sumo would continue for Asanoyama who faced
Komusubi Endoh. Asanoyama came with a right kachi-age tachi-ai, but it was so
weak it allowed Endoh to rush in and set up moro-zashi two seconds in. For no
apparent reason, however, Endoh just backed out of it, and I thought here we go.
With Endoh now on the other side of the dohyo, Asanoyama rushed forward but
whiffed on an oshi attack as Endoh moved left, and the two then raced to the
other side where Endoh came away with an even better moro-zashi, and he had
Asanoyama completely upright. Asanoyama countered with a left outer belt throw,
but he wasn't in any position to gain sufficient leverage, and so the two hopped
near the edge where Endoh finally felled the faux-zeki with a right scoop throw.
My opinion here was the same as the Daieisho - Tamawashi bout. Endoh wasn't
going for the immediate kill, but when Asanoyama couldn't do anything
whatsoever, Endoh just dumped him over with a scoop throw where he really didn't
even need to plant himself to do so.
This was a really bad day of sumo, and if you think of the bright points, you
have to look at Ryuden, Wakatakakage, and Kiribayama. In my opinion, the basho
is off to a bad start, and I judge that by saying, "Are there any fans who
watched the action in the ring today and thought to themselves...'hey, I'd like
to pay money to see this live'?" I can't imagine it..
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