Senshuraku Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) On
Day 14, Wakamotoharu henka'd Hoshoryu at the tachi-ai, and the terrible move
enabled Hoshoryu to grab Wakamotoharu's leg before he landed squarely to the
dohyo. Hoshoryu could have dumped his compromised foe at that point, but he let
Wakamotoharu square back up and fight a few seconds more. The question then is
why didn't Hoshoryu finish off Wakamotoharu in one second and guarantee the win
then? Why let your opponent back into the bout giving him a chance to actually
come back and beat you when you already had a victory secured?
Such a scenario is not found in any other sport, but it happens frequently in
sumo where Tamawashi or Hoshoryu or whoever will forego a quick victory by
actually letting up in the match to give their opponent an opening, but if the
opponent is too hapless to capitalize and take advantage, the foreign rikishi
will go ahead and win in the end.
The reason the foreign rikishi fight like this is to maintain a semblance of
parity. The reason Kirishima made sure to finish 7-8 in his debut basho as an
Ozeki was because Takakeisho was going to be kadoban in September, and so
Kirishima is lowering the bar to establish parity. Takakeisho can't carry a
basho? Well apparently neither can Kirishima.
The Nagoya basho followed the exact pattern where the foreign rikishi (in this
case Hoshoryu) said, "I'm not going to stand in your way, but if you're too
hapless to capitalize in the end, I'll go ahead and clean up."
I know Hakuohho was on the leaderboard until the very end, but he really wasn't
on the leaderboard as they're not going to let a rookie take the yusho over his
senpai, especially when he's buying so many of his bouts. So it was really a
race between Nishikigi first and Hokutofuji second.
If you go back and review the 15 days from both Nishikigi and Hokutofuji, you
will see that every foreign opponent bowed to those two, and it was obvious as
you examine the sumo content of their bouts. And even though a foreigner hung
around and cleaned up the mess when the Japanese rikishi couldn't finish, it was
still a very successful basho for sumo as a whole.
Early on in the senshuraku broadcast, NHK couldn't wait to plaster the following
graphic on the screen:
That's a list of the sansho, or Special Prize winners, this basho, and I don't
think I've ever seen so many at once.
The breakdown is as follows:
Shukunsho (Outstanding Performance):
Nishikigi
Kantosho (Fighting Spirit):
Hokutofuji
Hakuohho
Hoshoryu *pending a senshuraku win
Kotonowaka *pending a senshuraku win
Gonoyama *pending a senshuraku win
Shonannoumi *pending a senshuraku win
Ginosho (Technical Merit):
Hakuohho
That Hakuohho would be decorated with a special prize was predictable, but
technical merit?? When did this guy display any technical merit the entire
basho? The one word I saw most in the media used to describe Hakuohho's sumo was
"gaman," or patience. The correct nuanced translation of that is this:
Didn't win the tachi-ai, so he dug in until his opponent let him win.
The word "gaman" was made famous when Kisenosato used it to provide color
analysis, and everyone glommed onto it because it gave them a cop-out way to
analyze the bout. "You see, he was patient...that's why he won."
I see.
It is just so interesting to me how they repeat these talking points over and
over and give bout analysis that really isn't there, and the sheep just go along
with it. Patience doesn't have anything to do with Technical Merit; in fact, it
contradicts it in my opinion, but I apparently live in a different world than
the average sumo fan.
Let's now move to the tape and review the notable bouts from the day starting
with the leaders who entered senshuraku as follows:
11-3: Hoshoryu, Hokutofuji, Hakuohho
Up
first was M9 Hokutofuji who was paired against M1 Nishikigi, and Hokutofuji came
with his usual tachi-ai although it was on the cautious side while Nishikigi
brought nothing keeping his hands high and wide the entire time, and after both
dudes switched places in the dohyo, Hokutofuji was groping Nishikigi's tits and
the latter assumed a swipe would come and so he put both palms to the dohyo just
like that.
Wow, that was a barn burner!! You get to senshuraku and you have a leaderboard
and you assume you're going to get a hotly contested bout, and the only takeaway
is a bunch of crap. Nishikigi obviously deferred here in falling to 10-5 while
Hokutofuji guaranteed a playoff for the yusho with the..er..win.
So
that brought us to Sekiwake Hoshoryu vs. M17 Hakuohho, and the Mongolian
executed an easy peasy hari-zashi tachi-ai slapping with the left hand and
getting both arms inside for moro-zashi. Before the dust settled, Hakuohho
managed to get his own left arm inside, but Hoshoryu merely grabbed a right
outer and didn't wait to set up a throw from that side, and the rookie sensing
it was coming just put his right palm to the dirt in about as lame'a fashion as
you'd care to see. Hoshoryu finished the throw that bowled Hakuohho over and
down, but the rookie had already tapped out by putting that palm to the dirt two
seconds in.
Just great. The dude whose awarded the technical merit shows no technical merit
whatsoever and gives up without a fight. What's so interesting to me is that
this wasn't even a story in the media afterwards...two bouts with yusho
implications and both are complete duds. I'm just amazed that people put up with
this, but whatever.
The end result of the Hoshoryu - Hakuohho bout was Hoshoryu's moving to 12-3 and
joining Hokutofuji in a playoff for all the marbles.
That
bout was better than the previous two, but it wasn't great. Hoshoryu executed
another hari-zashi tachi-ai slapping with the right while getting the left
inside, but Hokutofuji did not want to go chest to chest, and as he shaded
right, Hoshoryu retooled his position with the inside right. Hokutofuji's only
choice at this point was another pull attempt, but he didn't set it up with good
sumo, and Hoshoryu was right there waiting for it to come, and the result was an
easy push out for the Mongolian who picked up his first career yusho, a Kantosho
prize, and Ozeki promotion to boot.
Hokutofuji didn't do anything to deserve to get into a playoff in the first
place. I can't recall a single bout that he won legitimately and looked good
doing it. There may have been a few, but he rode yaocho all the way into the
playoff and then couldn't deliver squat when it really counted. It's quite
telling, but that's what sumo has become: fixed bouts to create sensational
headlines favorable to Japanese rikishi.
I suppose there were a few other bouts of interest on the day, so let's comment
on those.
As
mentioned previously, rookie M14 Shonannoumi was up for a Kantosho if he won
against M10 Myogiryu. I purposefully didn't use the phrase "beat Myogiryu"
because that would imply a straight up bout of sumo. The tachi-ai was soft, and
the rookie's hands were up high, but Myogiryu didn't take advantage by barreling
into his opponent. Instead he just stood there, but Shonannoumi made a bigger
mistake by going for a horrible pull, and all Myogiryu needed to do at that
point was ride his opponent's backwards momentum and push him into the first
row, but Myogiryu somehow found himself flailing over sideways out of the dohyo
before Shonannoumi stepped out. Just watch where Myogiryu's feet and legs end
up, and there's no way that happens if he's trying to win the bout. He wasn't of
course, and this was purely a gift to the rookie sending him to a 10-5 record
that qualified him for a Kantosho. I don't see how you reward sumo like that
with a special prize, but I can read between the lines.
Shortly thereafter, M13 Gonoyama stepped into the ring to face M7 Tamawashi with
another Kantosho on the line, and the two did treat us to a good tachi-ai, but
it was Tamawashi taking the upper hand by knocking the rookie back with some
methodic tsuppari, but as he did (or didn't do) the entire bout, Tamawashi never
went for the kill and instead kept his hands near pull position waiting for
Gonoyama to push him out. It took the rookie a couple of times to get it right,
but a willing Tamawashi allowed himself to be pushed out in the end. At least
this one had some action to it, but it was still mukiryoku sumo from Tamawashi
as he let Gonoyama snag the win and move to 10-5.
Komusubi Kotonowaka was in the running for a Kantosho if he won, and M15 Ryuden
let him do just that by keeping his arms low and to the side at the tachi-ai,
and as Kotonowaka assumed moro-zashi and began a force out charge, Ryuden just
backed up in tow giving Kotonowaka the easy win in maybe three seconds.
The
next bout featured M4 Asanoyama vs. Suckiwake Wakamotoharu, and the two hooked
up here in hidari-yotsu, but remember, Asanoyama's left arm is injured, and so
he couldn't attack leading with that limb, and so WMH stayed limp on the other
side as Asanoyama executed an uncontested maki-kae, and once he had the right
arm inside, he went for the force-out leading with the right arm, and
Wakamotoharu just played along and backed out in tow. Like the previous bout,
this one was short and one-side...oh, and it was arranged obviously, but just
like that, Asanoyama comes back from the dead and scores kachi-koshi finishing
the basho 4-0!! Who could have seen that coming?!
Uh, exactly everybody.
Sekiwake Daieisho had a shot at promotion to Ozeki, but he needed to solve M9
Takanosho. Unfortunately, the bout wasn't arranged beforehand, and so Daieisho's
tsuppari attack was as timid as ever, and more than being forced back by
Daieisho's tsuppari, Takanosho agreed to move back and then show Daieisho the
trap door near the edge as Takanosho stepped right and went for a pull. These
bouts are so unspectacular and yet they supposedly feature some of the best
rikishi out there. It's definitely not being manifest in the sumo content as
both Daieisho and Wakamotoharu peter out in lame fashion finishing the basho at
9-6 apiece...inflated records at that.
The final bout of the day (before the playoff) featured Komusubi Abi vs. Ozeki
Kirishima, and this was another lame affair where Kirishima just stood there and
let Abi turn on the fire hose tsuppari that he used to sorta push the Ozeki
back. Kirishima was doing his part by leaning backwards most of the way, but Abi
eventually figured it out sending Kirishima to an unsurprising 7-8 finish, which
will of course leave him kadoban alongside Takakeisho in September.
If you step back and just examine senshuraku as a whole, try and pick out the
best bouts on the day. Analyze the bouts that had yusho implications or special
prize implications, and all of the bouts were just terrible. When you get into a
playoff scenario or the end of a tournament in any sport, you expect elevated
performances from the athletes, but all we got here was a hot mess.
Hoshoryu is an Ozeki on this banzuke, and so I'm happy to see him get the rank.
He's still young, and so the dude will likely reach the Yokozuna rank when the
sport needs another one, but it's hard for me to get excited when the sumo
content is so inferior across the board.
The Association got what it wanted from this, which is plenty of storylines
heading into September, so we'll pick it all back up then.
Day 14 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) It's
good to be back in the saddle after an entire week off. I was able to watch all
of the bouts via the internet while I was gone, but I didn't have access to the
NHK broadcast or any NHK news programs, and so I wasn't able to see what NHK and
the Sumo Association were pushing although I can pretty much guess. When I left
after Day 7, my feeling was they may as well start posting the leaderboard early
because it was the best they had going for them, and sure enough, they've
maintained a healthy leaderboard the entire week with all of the rikishi taking
losses at opportune times just to keep things interesting.
Instead of going bout by bout today, I'll just focus on the main players this
basho starting off with M1 Nishikigi. Through Day 11 he looked like the favorite
to yusho, especially with two rookies paired against him on Days 12 and 13.
On Day 12 against M14 Shonannoumi, the two hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the
tachi-ai where it was evident that NG was not trying to attack. Problem was that
Shonannoumi wasn't comfortable doing anything either, and so Nishikigi went for
a maki-kae with the right, and instead of easily getting the right arm
inside--which would have given him moro-zashi, he just held that hand in tight
doing nothing with it until the rookie went for a feeble kote-nage with his own
right, and Nishikigi just plopped over.
Shonannoumi could not defend that maki-kae, and NG could have easily taken it,
but he didn't and just stood there waiting for the bad throw. That would have
sent Nishikigi to 11-1 and put him in a commanding lead, but someone somewhere
gave him the order to throw the bout, and the yaocho was obvious.
On Day 13 against M17 Hakuohho, Nishikigi refused to go chest to chest from the
tachi-ai and was likely waiting on a charge from the rookie, but such a charge
never came, and so NG took the bout to hidari-yotsu where Nishikigi had the
rookie so upright it was laughable, but he notably never took the easy right
outer grip. Instead, he gave Hakuohho the right outer and just stood there.
Problem was, Hakuohho's right outer grip was far away, and the rookie's chin was
on top of Nishikigi's left shoulder, and the dude could barely maintain his
position. It would have taken NG very little to shake his hips and cut off that
outer grip, but he didn't even try.
The problem with the bout was that Hakuohho was in no position to attack, and so
the two stood there for 20 or seconds or so until Nishikigi (not the rookie) put
his right leg forward and to the side just holding it there until Hakuohho went
for a quick uchi-gake swipe. Nishikigi toppled over backwards of course, but it
was Nishikigi who set the move up in the first place!! I think that's the first
time I've ever seen a dude position his leg wide outside inviting the uchi-gake.
I mean, it's the guy executing the move that's supposed to surprise his
opponent, but it was Nishikigi who set it all up.
Regardless of that, it was clear that the orders were in that Nishikigi needed
to lose to Hakuohho as well, and just like that, Nishikigi dropped out of first
place on the leaderboard in two days with two yaocho. On Day 14, Nishikigi lost
legitimately to Ryuden (the best Japanese rikishi on the banzuke) to fall to an
incredible 10-4 record after that nice start, and Nishikigi is out of the yusho
race just like that.
Let's next move to M9 Hokutofuji, who found himself in sole possession of first
place coming into Day 14. The reason Nishikigi got all the run the first 10 days
and not Hokutofuji is because Nishikigi had that 14 bout winning streak going
spanning two basho; he had a mantle of scalps early on in the tournament that
included Kirishima, Terunofuji, and the three Ozeki candidates. Yeah, Day 1 was
a win by default and Days 2 and 3 were arranged bouts, but it was still
something to market. NHK also loved to show Nishikigi in the back halls with his
coke bottle glasses. While the dude isn't geeky enough to even approach
Takamisakari's world, there was still something about him that was easy to
hype...not to mention he's one of the top 3 Japanese guys on the banzuke (I
think Kagayaki's the third along with Ryuden as previously mentioned).
Back to Hokutofuji, he never did have that great resume to market, and he was
buying a ton of his bouts as part of that 9-1 start, and then on Day 11 he was
paired against Suckiwake Wakamotoharu. Hokutofuji dominated the tachi-ai and had
WMH pushed back near the straw in a flash, but he didn't even try to finish his
opponent off and waited for the action to flow back to the center of the ring.
After hooking up in hidari-yotsu, it was Hokutofuji who had the right outer
grip, but he wasn't attacking with it and ultimately let Wakamotoharu force him
back and across without resistance.
Hokutofuji comes from the Hakkaku-beya, and the stable master is none other than
the sport's commissioner. It's just not the Japanese way to have Hokutofuji
illegitimately make that nice start from the M9 rank by buying cheap bouts and
then knocking a Japanese Ozeki candidate out of the race. You just have to
understand the politics that goes on behind the scenes, and Hakkaku-oyakata was
not going to steal the spotlight at the expense of other storylines that sumo
needs to build itself up for the future.
And that really became evident on Day 14 when Hokutofuji was paired against M17
Hakuohho. The two hooked up in hidari-yotsu from the tachi-ai, and I knew
Hokutofuji wasn't going to try and win from the start because he didn't come
with his usual jab with the left and shade to the right charge. Instead, he left
himself vulnerable to the rookie, but Hakuohho is not an attacker, and so the
two dug in for about 20 seconds. Finally, Hokutofuji lifted Hakuohho upright and
had him on his tip toes in the perfect position to grab a right outer grip, but
Hokutofuji relented and instead faked a maki-kae with the same right hand.
Hakuohho didn't make him pay for the maki-kae, and so the two went back to the
center of the ring in the same stalemate.
After another 10 seconds, Hokutofuji had his foe set up again to where he could
grab the easy right outer grip, but he refrained once again, and you could see
over and over that Hokutofuji wasn't trying to win the bout. On the other side,
Hakuohho had no clue how he was going to attack and win, so essentially,
Hokutofuji was the one driving the bus.
As
the action flowed to the edge, Hokutofuji had his foe dead to rights with the
left inside position, but instead of going for the force-out, Hokutofuji just
dipped his right shoulder and waited for the cheap tsuki to come from Hakuohho,
and when it came, Hokutofuji flopped out of the dohyo giving Hakuohho the fake
win. I mean, that was a counter move by Hakuohho, but the problem was there was
no attack coming from Hokutofuji to even counter, so it was an orchestrated fall
that was the result of an arranged bout. In sumo, there's only one way for
a rikishi to find himself parallel to the dohyo, and that's if he does it all to
himself.
Once again, the commissioner's rikishi is not more important than the other
storylines, and so he had his dude defer today against Hakuohho, and it was
obvious. Along with the Hakkaku camp deferring today, Hokutofuji's loss was also
key because it reopened up the leaderboard. Coming into the day, this was the
leaderboard:
That meant that Hokutofuji could have clinched the yusho on Day 14 with a win
over Hakuohho and then losses by Nishikigi and Hoshoryu. With Nishikigi facing
Ryuden, that was a loss in a straight up bout that came to fruition, and then
Kirishima could have beaten Hoshoryu if he had tried. It was dangerously looking
close to a boring Hokutofuji yusho on Day 14, and now with his intentional loss,
the leaderboard doubled heading into senshuraku at that point of the broadcast.
While we've mentioned M17 Hakuohho, let's focus on him a bit now. I mentioned in
his bout against Hokutofuji that it was Hokutofuji driving the bus. And it's
been that way for the majority of Hakuohho bouts. This is the pattern: Hakuohho
loses the tachi-ai; his opponent lets them square up chest to chest in the
center of the ring; Hakuohho is in no position to attack, and so his opponent
does the work after a brief stall; Hakuohho pulls the rabbit out of the hat near
the edge for the comeback win.
I thought Hakuohho had a few decent wins early in Week 2, but the majority of
his bouts follow the same pattern where his opponent drives the bus the entire
way and then magically flops out of the ring at the end.
I think Hakuohho has potential. He's got a great sumo body with a very nice low
center of gravity, but he's got crocodile arms, and that hurts him. It's hard
for him to maintain an outer grip without over extending himself, and he always
looks uncomfortable in the clinch chest to chest. He can work a few things out,
but of his 11 wins this basho, at least eight of them have been purchased.
Sumo is trying to build the future, and they need to do it quickly because the
Japanese Ozeki candidates aren't spring chickens. It's been clear from the start
that they've wanted these three rookies to succeed, and you just look at the
fake records and fake sumo to see the desired results. Let's see what this kid
can do down the road, but he isn't even close to a yusho-worthy candidate.
He's paired against Hoshoryu on senshuraku, and it's evident that the rookie
cannot beat Hoshoryu in a straight up fight. I also think chances are extremely
slim that Hoshoryu throws the bout. They are not going to let Hakuohho yusho as
a rookie from the M17 rank, at least I don't think they're gonna let that
happen. It's better to have a solid guy like Hoshoryu shore up the Ozeki rank,
but I guess that's why we'll be watching.
Let's next talk about M4 Asanoyama, who came back on Day 12 after a left biceps
injury suffered at the hands of a Hoshoryu throw the week before. Now, in any
professional sport, if you have a guy whose injured on the playing field, what
do you do? You exploit the injury and target the dude whose lame.
In tennis, if your opponent calls in the trainer and has their leg taped up, you
make them run side to side. In a team sport, if there's a lame duck on the
field, you target him every play until he's removed from the game. So in sumo,
let's say you were really trying to win and you have a guy comeback from a left
biceps injury, what do you attack? You do everything in your power to make that
lame guy use his injured arm.
Well,
if you go and watch Asanoyama's three bouts since he came back, what don't his
opponents do? They don't make him use that left arm. Tobizaru's falling lamely
onto his arse in the center of the ring on Day 12 was comical, and you are a
dumbass if you thought that bout was real. Shodai did not make Asanoyama use the
left arm whatsoever in that soft bout, and then the Day 14 bout against
Kirishima was the biggest "as-if" moment of the basho. I mean, it was a good
scoop throw by Asanoyama, and you have to give him credit for that, but it was
with the right arm and Kirishima didn't even make the dude test his left arm let
alone any other part of his body.
This is just speculation, but I think the Sumo Association saw a significant
enough hit in numbers after Asanoyama's withdrawal that they felt like they
needed him back. The dude is consistently #1 on the most streamed bouts chart,
and so I'm really curious how much of a hit they took when he went out. They
unfortunately never post any numbers because they're so bad, but I think they
really needed this dude back to boost the sport, and so that's why he's back.
For me personally, watching the Women's World Cup the year after the Men's World
Cup is like watching Japanese rikishi do sumo as opposed to Mongolians doing
sumo, but Japan takes any international event so seriously, especially the World
Cup events. Men or women, everyone is fully on board, and so Sumo has had to
compete the last couple of days with the World Cup. I think Sumo could see a
significant enough hit without Asanoyama that they wanted him to come back, and
what are the chances he gets kachi-koshi tomorrow against Wakamotoharu??
Speaking of Wakamotoharu and the other three Ozeki candidates, they opened the
second half of the Day 14 broadcast with a review of the threesome as follows
coming into the day:
For those of your scoring at home, this is how the rikishi sit in terms of Ozeki
candidacy with two days to go:
Hoshoryu was paired against Wakamotoharu today, and the latter executed one of
the worst tachi-ai henka you'd care to see lamely jumping to his left. Hoshoryu
actually grabbed Wakamotoharu's leg before he fully landed and could have
humiliated him at that point, but he let him survive another five seconds or so
before dumping him with an easy kote-nage.
When
the pressure is really on and the bout is real,ou can see what these guys are
made of, and Wakamotoharu isn't made of much. He falls to 9-5 in defeat, and I
don't see how you can promote him based on his record and more importantly sumo
content. He draws Asanoyama tomorrow, and that one will be very interesting. I
think an Asanoyama win is more beneficial for sumo, so I expect that to happen.
In a straight up fight, Wakamotoharu wins.
As for Hoshoryu, he moves to 32 win and a 10-3 record, and as previously
mentioned, he draws Hakuohho tomorrow. It's tough for me to imagine a scenario
where he lets the rookie win, but nothing surprises me.
Switching
over to Daieisho, he henka'd to his left as well against Onosho winning the bout
in a half second. He moves to 9-5 with the cheap win and 31 total wins over the
last three basho with tomorrow pending. He draws Takanosho, and I think that's a
relatively easy win for Daieisho although Takanosho has a chance against the
Sekiwake in a straight up bout, especially if Daieisho shows his nerves. We'll
see how it plays out, but it works better to give Daieisho 32 wins at the end of
the day and let Asanoyama beat Wakamotoharu although it was unavoidable after
the day for Hakkaku Commissioner to ignore the fact that both Japanese Ozeki
candidates resorted to tachi-ai henka today.
With that, I don't think there are any other major storylines worth mentioning.
Minor storylines include Kirishima's return and ultimate make-koshi so he can
come into the September tournament side by side with Takakeisho as kadoban
Ozeki. You see? It's not easy to be an Ozeki...trust me. It's actually not easy
to be a fake Ozeki, that's for sure.
Finally, the other two rookies, M13 Gonoyama and M14 Shonannoumi have been
steady storylines throughout the basho.
I think Gonoyama is the best of the three rookies, but I really like
Shonannoumi's size. As mentioned in the case of Hakuohho, I think he's got
potential as well, but even though you can find positives in all three of these
guys, it doesn't mean that they're not buying bouts hand over fist. Trust me,
they are, and it's been in an effort to keep interest in this basho.
If you think about the state of Sumo 10 years ago where Hakuho was winning
everything, and you were happy if the fans were filling up the lower tier eight
rows deep, you can see why Sumo has had to make this radical change the last
decade and strategically use yaocho to keep the fans interested.
At the end of Day 14 they posted the leaderboard as follows...noting that they
had not made the senshuraku pairings yet:
Hoshoryu draws Hakuohho and I think Hoshoryu goes ahead and takes the bout.
Because one of these two will emerge with a 12-3 record, the yusho line is
preserved there and the four-loss rikishi are eliminated.
Hokutofuji draws Nishikigi, and Nishikigi is clearly the better rikishi, so I
give him the nod.
If those two predictions come true, then Hoshoryu takes the yusho at 12-3, and
he is guaranteed the Ozeki rank for September.
I mean, anything can happen in sumo these days, but the Association has already
milked as much as they could regardless of the outcome, so I see Hoshoryu as the
heavy favorite tomorrow with. If Daieisho wins his bout against Takanosho, they
likely promote him to Ozeki as well to keep things even steven, and then you
load Hakuohho up with a coupla special prizes.
I will be back tomorrow for a final report.
Day 7 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) It
feels as if the Sumo Association needs to start posting the leaderboard now. The
initial storyline heading into the basho was the potential promotion to Ozeki of
three individuals, but when the two Japanese dudes suffered some bad losses
early on, it kinda took the air out of that balloon. Next up was Nishikigi and
his undefeated start and 14 bout winning streak heading into the day, but that
story is now gone, and so there's nowhere really to turn but the yusho race.
There are plenty of rikishi who would quality for the leaderboard, so they may
as well start now.
A good crowd was on hand today for the sumos and while every day this week has
technically been a sell-out, there have been swaths of empty rows around the
arena the entire week and then the corners of the masu-seki and the nosebleeds
have been empty as well. I guess the definition of a "sell-out crowd" is
becoming more and more subjective...kind of like a big debate going on here in
the US as to "what is a woman?" The answer to that question is simple: a
person not allowed to set foot inside a sumo dohyo.
Anyway, let's cherry pick our way up the charts for Day 7 starting with the
first bout of the day that featured M16 Endoh vs. M17 Hakuohho. The tachi-ai was
good with both dudes hooking up in hidari-yotsu, and Hakuohho grabbed a right
belt grip while Endoh still fished for a left frontal, but before he could
really latch on, Hakuohho had him forced back and across in a flash. Good sumo
here as Hakuohho moves to 5-2 while Endoh falls to the same 5-2 mark.
The other two rookies, M13 Gonoyama and M14 Shonannoumi, were paired today, and
the two clashed chests well coming away in hidari-yotsu where Shonannoumi
reached for a right outer grip while Gonoyama moved a bit to his right and had
the clear path to a right outer, but he didn't take it and instead backed up a
half step to fish for a pull? Who knows because he didn't do anything other than
stand there and let Shonannoumi knock him upright with a nice paw to the upper
torso before reversing gears and quickly going for a pull. Gonoyama added some
extra kick in the legs as he fell, and my opinion is that he was mukiryoku here.
The fall was unnatural and he had the wide open path to a right outer grip, and
he didn't take it. Whatever as both dudes move to 5-2.
M9
Hokutofuji is a rikishi with the best record so far who no one has muttered a
peep about to this point, and the reason is that he's buying the quick start (he
was 5-1 coming in). Against M11 Tsurugisho today, Hokutofuji executed his usual
tachi-ai where he offers a right straight arm while shading left, and the bout
moved to hidari-yotsu at this point although neither dude wanted to go chest to
chest. There was a bit of a pause and brief social distancing before Tsurugisho
went for a half-assed pull that did nothing, and then it was Hokutofuji's turn
to go for a pull, and he was able to yank TS down and out before Tsurugisho
could push him across. It was close and terrible sumo all around, but Hokutofuji
moves to 6-1 with the win while Tsurugisho falls to the opposite 1-6.
M7 Takayasu entered the day at one loss, and he needed to solve M8 Nishikifuji
who came with a hari-zashi tachi-ai slapping with the right and getting the left
arm close to the inside, but instead of going chest to chest, Nishikifuji
quickly moved right going for a swipe, and he had Takayasu yanked down to the
dohyo in two seconds. On one hand, I want to ask, "What was Takayasu trying to
do here?" but I already now the one-word answer: nothing. He falls to 5-2
and hasn't shown anything of worth all basho. Nishikifuji moves to 4-3 with the
win.
M7 Tamawashi stuck M6 Hokuseiho with a wicked jab using a right paw to the neck,
and The Mawashi moved just enough disallowing the youngster to grab his belt,
and it was all the Tamawashi show as he pounded Hokuseiho upright and over until
he could grab a left outer grip and usher Hokuseiho back and across with the
some oomph. At 6-1, Tamawashi is another guy that hasn't received a ton of
attention, and his sumo is legit. Hokuseiho hasn't been manhandled like that
very much in the division as he falls to 3-4.
I'll keep an eye on M1 Tobizaru the rest of the way since he's a possible
Shukunsho candidate, and today he drew M2 Shodai, a rikishi he can actually
handle. Tobizaru ducked under Shodai's outstretched arms at the tachi-ai, but
the two were still socially distanced to do much damage, and so they swiped at
each other a bit before Tobizaru connected on a sideways swipe with the right
hand that opened up moro-zashi for him. Instead of taking it, he focused on a
right outer grip at the front of Shodai's belt and dashi-nage'd him this way and
that. In the process, Shodai managed to maki-kae to the inside of Tobizaru's
frontal grip, but before he could settle in, Tobizaru had him forced back and
across. This was haphazard sumo start to finish but the crowd loved it. Tobizaru
picks up a rare legit win in these parts moving to 4-3 while Shodai falls to
2-5.
There are a couple of cardinal rules in sumo. 1) Never align your feet, 2) Never
pull an arm from the inside of your opponent's arm to the outside, and 3) Never
expose your waki, or armpits (I often refer to this as the C3P0 arms).
What they really mean with number three is keep your elbows tight against your
body making it tough for your foe to get an arm to the inside.
In
the Komusubi Kotonowaka - M1 Nishikigi bout today, Nishikigi intentionally
violated #1 and #3 from the tachi-ai, and so Kotonowaka got moro-zashi and had
Nishikigi forced back and across in under two seconds. As he was moved back,
Nishikigi faked a left kote-nage, which was just an excuse for him to move
backwards, and this was an arranged bout of sumo no doubt for who knows what
reason? The end result is Nishikigi's 14 bout winning streak coming to a halt as
he rests at 6-1, and Kotonowaka picked up a freebie here in moving to 5-2.
That pic at right pretty much sums up Nishikigi's attitude here start to finish.
The best line from anyone on the afternoon was Nishikigi's saying after the
bout, "I hope I don't start a new streak now of consecutive losses." Nishikigi
was handed a couple of cheap wins early on, so what goes around comes around I
suppose.
Komusubi Abi won the tachi-ai against Suckiwake Wakamotoharu and fired busy
tsuppari into WMH's upper torso and neck, but he wasn't driving with the legs
purposefully, and so Abi stood in the middle of the ring and waited for
Wakamotoharu to move left and go for a pull that was actually quite soft, but
Abi complied and just belly flopped forward and down handing Wakamotoharu the
cheap win. This was one of those bouts where the victor got his ass kicked, but
oh well. Politics in sumo is a real thing as Wakamotoharu is the worst 5-2
you've ever seen in terms of sumo content while Abi is a quiet 3-4.
Sekiwake
Daieisho waited a fraction of a second at the tachi-ai to see what M4 Ura would
do, and when Ura stayed put, Daieisho sprang into action pulverizing Ura with
some nice tsuppari before chasing Ura around the ring. Simply put, Daieisho's
tsuppari were connecting better than Ura could run around the ring's edge, and
so with Daieisho in hot pursuit, Ura tripped a bit on his own two feet allowing
Daieisho to deliver the final oshi-taoshi blow. I enjoyed this one as Daieisho
moves to 5-2 while Ura falls to 4-3.
There
was noticeable buzz in the arena for M4 Asanoyama who was paired against
Sekiwake Hoshoryu, but the fun and games ended there as Hoshoryu latched onto a
left frontal grip from the tachi-ai, and while Asanoyama was able to push that
arm away, Hoshoryu quickly countered by going for a pull that sent Asanoyama off
balance, and then before the M4 could regain his composure, the Sekiwake moved
in and got the left arm inside and right outer grip. Asanoyama was had at this
point, and Hoshoryu tried a big belt throw from the center of the ring that
Asanoyama survived nicely near the edge, and so Hoshoryu marched the two over to
the other side of the dohyo and this time used his right thigh inside of
Asanoyama's left as a fulcrum and threw Asanoyama over and down with some vigor.
Asanoyama
was visibly shaken after this one, and it took him a bit to get up. Even walking
back to the locker room, you could see that something was wrong by the
expression on his face, and sure enough, it was announced early on Day 8 that
Asanoyama was withdrawing due to a ruptured biceps in his left arm. The dude
hasn't been roughed up like that in a very long time, and Hoshoryu's sumo today
had definite shades of Uncle Asa. It was quite spectacular to see someone do
real chikara-zumo like this even if Asanoyama got hurt, but I guess it's also a
reason why so many guys are mukiryoku out there. When you get a rikishi totally
over ranked and then he runs into someone who wants to kick his ass, this is
what can happen.
Hoshoryu basked in the applause after this one, and the fans couldn't help but
think, "Okay, this is what we like about sumo," even if it was Asanoyama on the
other end. This was a rare treat as Hoshoryu moves to 6-1, and the only guy on
the banzuke capable of beating Hoshoryu straight up right now is Tamawashi.
We'll see what the Sekiwake camp decides to do moving forward.
Just
when you look back on the day's events and think to yourself, we had mostly
straight up bouts today, into the ring stepped the crowd favorite M2 Mitakeumi
to finish off the day against Ozeki Kirishima. Kirishima kept his feet aligned
at the tachi-ai, but Mitakeumi wasn't exactly moving forward, and so Kirishima
got the left arm inside as if to set up a scoop throw, but he just backed up a
step and then another step and let his left foot slide across the straw giving
Mitakeumi the quick and dirty win.
At least Sanbe Announcer did call it correctly afterwards and say, "He went out
of the dohyo too easily," and Sanbe was right. As Kirishima's foot touched
outside the lines, Mitakeumi was way up high for his own good, and Kirishima was
actually in moro-zashi, but the Ozeki's MO today was to give the crowd some
cheap thrills, and everyone seemed to know it. The applause here was tepid even
though it was Mitakeumi, but everyone knew it was pure charity. I did read
where Mitakeumi lost his father prior to the basho, so kudos to Kirishima for
generously giving up an easy win.
With the gift, Mitakeumi moves to 1-6 while
Kirishima ends the day at 2-5. It looks like the Kirishima camp is not going to
let the new Ozeki show up OldZeki Takanosho, so both will likely be kadoban come
September (sigh).
Today's sumo was actually marred a bit by heavy rain and flooding all over
Japan, especially in Akita Prefecture. We'll see if they bring out any
celebrities or other shenanigans for the broadcast tomorrow, but I think with
all the rain and damage, it's going to be another demure broadcast.
NHK did not flash a leaderboard at the end of Day 7, but if you go down to
two-losses it looks like this:
There's a lot of crap on that makeshift leaderboard, and I'm positive the yusho
rikishi is one of the first three on the one-loss line. The only guy capable on
the two-loss line is Daieisho, but he just doesn't look at the top of his game
so far.
Day 6 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) At
this point of the basho, there is little clarity regarding the yusho race, but I
think it's safe to say that there's going to be an issue with name recognition
in week 2. Nobody really knows who Nishikigi is, and nobody is buying a ticket
just to see him. Fans are also unfamiliar with the rookies, and then even the
Ozeki candidates aren't stars. As I watched the NHK News 9 broadcast first thing
this morning, they were going through the day's results, and when they got to
Takayasu (a dude making some noise coming into the day at 5-0), they described
him as "Takayasu who has Ozeki experience."
Tactics like this are quite subtle, but I notice them right off, and this was an
attempt to try and legitimize the yusho board that will form early in week two.
You can't really sell Gonoyama at this point, and many people are learning about
Nishikigi for the first time, but hey, we have this guy who used to be an
Ozeki!! In regards to Nishikigi, he finished out last basho 8-0, and he
obviously entered today undefeated, so they're trying to make a thing of this 13
bout winning streak.
Once again, though, there's no name recognition. You need a gold standard to
anchor any yusho race in any sport. You need Djokovic at Wimbledon; you need
Brazil to go deep in the World Cup; and you need a team like the New York
Yankees. Saying, "Hey, this dude was a triple short of hitting for the cycle
today" is quite meaningless, and it doesn't sustain a yusho race.
But, we'll worry about all of that in week 2. For now, let's focus on all the
bouts from Day 6 starting with M16 Endoh who welcomed Mitoryu up from Juryo.
These two hail from the same college and Endoh is the senpai, and it showed
today as Mitoryu was lax at the tachi-ai allowing Endoh to come forward, but
when Endoh didn't make a huge impact, Mitoryu grabbed his left arm and backed up
near the straw. Endoh still wasn't bearing in hard, and so the two tussled a bit
before Endoh threatened a kiri-kaeshi move where you put your thigh at the back
of your opponent's thigh (fresh, I know) and topple him over backwards. Endoh
actually went thigh to thigh but then relented, but Mitoryu feeling that move
come just fell back on his own. If you watch the slow mo replay, you can see
that the contact and the fall were not in sync. Whatever as the senpai Endoh
(5-1) beats the kohai Mitoryu (3-3) to no one's surprise.
M17 Aoiyama won the tachi-ai against M15 Takarafuji, but he then resorted to his
trick of thrusting forward with the hands but backing up in the process. It was
obvious Aoiyama was not trying to win this, and as he kept his arms open and
exposed, Takarafuji (4-2) eventually got moro-zashi and forced Aoiyama (2-4)
across. Ho hum.
M14 Daishoho stayed calm at the tachi-ai against M16 Bushozan using his girth to
send his foe onto his heels, and as Bushozan retreated, Daishoho stayed square
using the right arm inside to chase Bushozan back and across yori-kiri style.
This was pure domination by Daishoho who moves to 2-4 while Bushozan falls to a
forgettable 1-5.
The most compelling matchup on paper in the first half were the two rookies M13
Gonoyama and M17 Hakuohho doing battle. Coming into the day, Gonoyama lead the
head to head series in Juryo 3-0, which also included a playoff bout for the
Juryo yusho last basho.
The tachi-ai was even (because Gonoyama let up), but Gonoyama took charge early
knocking Hakuohho back quickly with some nice thrusts, but he then reversed
course going for a half-assed pull that was really an excuse to move backwards
and put himself at the ring's edge. Because Hakuohho didn't cause that movement,
he wasn't ready to finish Gonoyama off, and so the latter tsuppari'ed his way
forward again, but you could see Gonoyama letting up and standing there
vulnerable, and when Hakuohho finally went for a soft pull with one hand that
barely connected, Gonoyama hit the dirt.
Gonoyama dominated this from the start, and if you try and identify a single
move made by Hakuohho to dictate Gonoyama's movements, you can find one.
Hakuohho briefly had the path to the left arm inside from the start but didn't
clue in, and then that one-handed soft pull at the end was nothing. Gonoyama
(5-1) dominated here but unfortunately took the dive for who knows what reason??
They kept describing Hakuohho's sumo with the word "kihaku," or force but
someone describe for me where this mystical force was?? They almost spoke of
Hakuohho in reverent tones as he made his way to the back halls saying, "ii
sumo deshita," or that was good sumo, and I'm like...are we watching the
same thing here?
Moving right along, M15 Ryuden and M13 Kotoshoho greeted each other with long
stiff arms, but Ryuden quickly brushed that aside and got the left arm inside
and began forcing KSH back, and before Kotoshoho could even think about
countering with a pull, Ryuden had him forced across for the easy and uneventful
win. Both rikishi finish the day at 2-4.
M12 Chiyoshoma was a bit late at the tachi-ai against M14 Shonannoumi, and so he
failed to grab a left frontal grip and was pushed back a bit, but Shonannoumi
wasn't exactly bringing the beating stick, and so Chiyoshoma used a face slap or
two and jockeyed his way back into the left inside position with a right outer
grip. After the Mongolian threatened a soto-gake, the rookie did well to try and
fight off his opponent's grip with a left scoop throw, but Chiyoshoma (3-3) was
latched on too tight and easily forced Shonannoumi (4-2) back and across for the
methodic win.
M11 Tsurugisho executed a quick hari-zashi at the tachi-ai against M9 Takanosho
slapping with the right and getting the left inside, and the move worked great
giving Tsurugisho the path to moro-zashi. Instead of taking it, however, he
reversed course and just backed up as if to go for a pull, but the move never
came and so Takanosho rode the momentum and forced his willing foe back in less
than three seconds. Tsurugisho dictated everything here in this fixed bout that
left both guys at 1-5.
M11
Kotoeko shaded a bit right at the tachi-ai and actually leaned backwards
signaling his intentions from the gun against M9 Hokutofuji, and so the latter
dutifully moved forward getting the right arm inside, but since Hokutofuji
didn't set any of this up, Kotoeko actually had the easy path to the left outer
grip, which he took. Like the tachi-ai, however, Kotoeko wasn't trying to take
advantage, and he completely took his right inside position out of play and kept
that limb limp (pictured at left) and just waited for Hokutofuji to force him
over to the edge. Once again, Eko was dictating things here, and so the force
out was weak resulting in Kotoeko getting turned around 180 degrees and softly
hitting the dirt of his own volition. Hokutofuji buys another one here in moving
to 5-1 while Kotoeko is a harmless 3-3.
M10 Kinbohzan came with a quick hari-zashi slapping with the left and trying to
get the right arm inside against M8 Sadanoumi, but the Sadamight did not want to
go chest to chest understandably, and so he moved laterally trying to turn the
tables. This threw Kinbohzan off his game a bit, and Sadanoumi tried to secure a
grip on the front of Kinbohzan's belt, but it was Khazzy Stan who came away with
the left frontal belt grip, and he used that to lift Sadanoumi upright at the
edge before forcing him across. This was a good tussle from both parties, but
Kinbohzan's power won out in the end. Kinbohzan showed actual kihaku in
moving to 4-2 while Sadanoumi falls to 1-5.
M10 Myogiryu got his left arm inside of M8 Nishikifuji at the tachi-ai and then
put his right hand up high going for the instant pull of his opponent, and
Nishikifuji just walked into it plodding over to the edge and putting both palms
to the dirt all in less than two seconds. Nice arranged bout here that left both
dudes at 3-3.
M7 Tamawashi used effective tsuppari to keep M5 Hiradoumi completely at bay, and
as Hiradoumi looked to press forward and get something going, Tamawashi pulled
him quickly off balance with the right and then got that right arm inside and
used it to wrench Hiradoumi over and out moving to 5-1 in the process. Hiradoumi
(1-5) gave it a good fight, but he was simply outclassed by the crafty
Mongolian.
M7 Takayasu welcomed M5 Onosho, and before we go any further, did you know
Takayasu has Ozeki experience?? Just checkin'. Takayasu reached for the front of
Onosho's belt with the right from the tachi-ai, but Onosho charged hard and not
only knocked Takayasu away from the belt, but he sent him so upright that Onosho
was able to work his way into moro-zashi and defeat Takayasu in three or four
seconds. When Takayasu's opponents actually try and beat him, we see lopsided
sumo like this. Takayasu falls to 5-1 in defeat while Onosho moves to 2-4.
M4
Asanoyama--a former Ozeki himself!!--struck fairly well against M6 Ohho looking
to get the right arm inside, but Ohho quickly erased that and kept Asanoyama
upright and in a bit of trouble with some thrusts, but instead of focusing on
that nice tsuppari attack, Ohho just skirted all the way over to the edge and
stood there as Asanoyama came forward and grabbed the right inside position and
left outer grip. Ohho made no effort to counter that and went back quietly
giving Asanoyama the sheepish win. Asanoyama had to buy this one for sure in
moving to 4-2 while Ohho falls to 2-4 a richer dude.
For the first time since the basho began, NHK News 9 did NOT replay any of the
bouts from the Ozeki candidates. Instead, they showed Nishikigi's bout and then
the M6 Hokuseiho - M4 Ura contest. Hokuseiho was very cautious from the
tachi-ai, and you can't blame him. I mean, Ura's not gonna blow you off the
starting lines, so the best option is to react and then grab him. As expected,
Ura ducked in low, and Hokuseiho let him grab moro-zashi opting to latch on with
an easy right outer grip
over
the top. Once this position was established, the fight was on, and it was Ura
looking for openings by tripping at Hokusieho's legs trying to get the giant off
balance.
As for Hokuseiho, his nonchalance here hurt him because Ura was too fast and too
crafty for Hokuseiho to control. At times, Hokuseiho would attempt to throw Ura
over with the right outer grip, but Ura was already at the legs and would wrap
his leg around Hokuseiho's and hold on. In the end, Ura simply outmaneuvered his
foe and got him turned around 180 degrees, and from there, the okuri-dashi was
inevitable. The sumo here was not excellent, but the fans loved it and it was
real. We'll see if this is the number one streamed bout from the day (Asanoyama
- Hokuseiho was #1 from yesterday) as Ura moves to 4-2 with the entertaining win
while Hokuseiho falls to 3-3.
As M2 Mitakeumi entered the dohyo, there was a noticeable roar of excitement
from the crowd, and that's when it hit me that this dude is from Nagoya.
Unfortunately, nobody's showing him any charity, and M1 Tobizaru was stingy
again today ducking in low and getting the right arm inside and a left outer
grip from the get-go, and Mitakeumi was simply up too high at this point to do
anything. He tried to use his weight advantage to make life difficult for
Tobizaru, but the latter used a series of dashi-nage moves to twist Mitakeumi
around 180 degrees, and we got our second okuri-dashi in as many bouts. This was
okay sumo as Tobizaru moves to 3-3 while Mitakeumi falls to 6-6.
Talking
about M1 Nishikigi in the media has become unavoidable. Not only did the dude
start out 5-0 coming into the day, but he boasts wins over Kirishima (by
default), Terunofuji, Hoshoryu, Daieisho, and Wakamotoharu. It doesn't take a
learned man to realize his opponents are only going to get worse from here. I
wouldn't call Komusubi Abi a slouch, but he can be a tricky opponent. Abi was
quick out of the gate standing Nishikigi up with his tsuppari attack, but there
was little meat behind it, and so NG was able to brush it off and threaten a
forward charge of his own. As he did, Abi tried to keep him at bay with
defensive tsuppari as he backed up, but Nishikigi's reach was too good, and he
was able to forearm Abi (3-3) back and across before being pulled to the dirt
himself.
Nishikigi was totally defensive today, and that was a result of Abi's being
proactive at the tachi-ai, but the dude is proving to be a lug to move around,
and he's the only unscathed rikishi now at 6-0. The media has plenty to play off
of here considering his scalps this basho and the fact that he has now won 14
bouts in a row. I say ride this guy to the yusho because he's got legit tools
and can actually play the part of a championship rikishi. He's a beast!!
Ozeki
candidate Daieisho stepped into the ring against Komusubi Kotonowaka, and
Daieisho was timid from the tachi-ai. He still came with his tsuppari attack,
but you can't be timid and push an absolute lug like Kotonowaka around. After
taking Daieisho's best shots, it was clear that Kotonowaka was not going to be
pushed back and out, and so Daieisho panicked going for a stupid pull and
Kotonowaka pounced at that point moving forward well and timing a nice pull that
sent Daieisho to the dirt. Both rikishi stand now at 4-2, and the arena got
really quiet after this one because they realize these Japanese Ozeki candidates
are going nowhere.
Sekiwake
Hoshoryu toyed with the idea of getting the right inside at the tachi-ai against
M3 Midorifuji, but the M3 is a bit slippery and so Hoshoryu switched gears and
went with the left inside. Midorifuji would not hold still--understandably, and
he actually worked his way into moro-zashi, but it was purely a defensive
posture, so he wasn't in a position to attack. Hoshoryu wrapped around both arms
tightly in the kime position and looked to drag Midorifuji across and
out, but as Midorifuji resisted, Hoshoryu put his right foot at the back of
Midori's left and tripped him over soto-gake style. That was definitely Ozeki
sumo there, and the way the Mongolians can make these lightning quick
adjustments is impressive. Hoshoryu moves to a quiet 5-1, and I get why he's
still not getting a ton of run while Midorifuji falls to 1-5.
Suckiwake
Wakamotoharu is quickly switching to "I need some charity mode." Today against
M3 Meisei, the latter won the tachi-ai and had the firm inside position with the
left, but Meisei purposefully kept his right arm away from the inside, which
would have given him moro-zashi. I knew the outcome at that point, and with
Meisei just standing there, Wakamotoharu went for a weak pull, and Meisei
complied just diving to the dirt before WMH actually made contact. Go ahead and
watch the slow mo replays for this one. Meisei starts his dive before
Wakamotoharu connect on the slapdown. This is the darker side of sumo as
Wakamotoharu is gifted 4-2 while Meisei will be compensated at 2-4.
In
the day's final affair, Ozeki Kirishima caught M2 Shodai with some nice tsuppari
from the tachi-ai to keep him upright, and then as Shodai looked to duck
forward, Kirishima adjusted on a dime and pulled Shodai forward and down using
his own momentum against him. To think that Kirishima couldn't have done this
yesterday against Tobizaru is laughable, but we all know the score. Kirishima
checks in at 2-4 with the easy win while Shodai falls to the same mark.
I'm committed to doing reports both days on the
weekend as I'm hitting the road on Monday, and who knows what will happen in
Week 2.
Day 5 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) With
the withdrawal of Terunofuji and the intentional terrible record assigned to
Kirishima through the first five days, the basho has lost a ton of stability.
The only storyline the news programs are focusing on is the potential promotion
to Ozeki of Daieisho, Wakamotoharu, and Hoshoryu. It's kind of a risky
proposition to expect this storyline to persist throughout the entire basho when
two of the three can't get their on their own, and the one who can is Mongolian.
By the time some of these candidates fade out, the Association will have a yusho
race forming that can relieve some of the pressure, but the yusho board that's
forming already is soft and lacks any rikishi with heavy name recognition.
We'll see where we are in a week from now, but don't be surprised if this basho
turns into a hot mess that lacks real continuity. With that, let's get to the
day's action that began with Roga visiting from the J2 slot to take on M16
Bushozan. The two clashed fairly well at the tachi-ai looking to hook up in
hidari-yotsu, and Roga made the first move testing the shitate-nage waters with
the left to which Bushozan reacted with a counter kote-nage from the right.
Because Roga was the one who pressed the action, Bushozan's kote-nage was weak
and it left him in a bad position with no footing, and that enabled Roga (2-3)
to swoop in and score the yori-kiri win. It wasn't great sumo, but I'll take it
as Bushozan falls to 1-4.
At this point, they reviewed the top three streamed bouts from the previous day,
and Asanoyama climbed back into the #1 slot after the withdrawal of Terunofuji.
What's interesting is this guy won't be part of the major storylines heading
into week 2 (he's not part of any major storyline now either), so we'll see if
some of these new guys they're hyping can make a dent. Here's where the focus
was yesterday with online streaming:
M16 Endoh charged well into M15 Takarafuji who was totally working the C3P0
arms, and that gave Endoh moro-zashi for free. From there, Endoh kept his
forward momentum going as Takarafuji backed up in tow and lamely faked a few
counter tsuki with the right arm, but it was limp as a wet rag, and this one was
predetermined as Endoh scored the uncontested force-out win. I mean, it did look
good for Endoh who moves to 4-1, but no doubt Takarafuji (3-2) was mukiryoku
from the tachi-ai.
M15 Ryuden and M17 Hakuohho clashed well from the tachi-ai going chest to chest
in a classic hidari-yotsu contest, and it didn't take long for Ryuden to use his
long arms and grab a stifling right outer grip. The rookie dug in well and
attempted a left scoop throw in an effort to break off Ryuden's uwate, but it
didn't work, and so Ryuden patiently waited for Hakuohho to tire out for a few
more seconds before executing the textbook yori-kiri. This was a nice, linear
win for Ryuden who moves to 1-4, and you have to credit Hakuohho for staying
close and trying to fight his way out of it. He falls to 3-2, but I liked what a
saw from him today. His big weakness already is those crocodile arms of his.
As they showed Ryuden walking down the back halls of they venue, they flashed
the details of the last bout as:
Aoiyama (winner): 2-2
Shonannoumi (loser): 3-1
It made about as much sense as the banzuke these days, so I was fine with it.
Which brings us to the next bout that actually featured M17 Aoiyama vs.
M14 Shonannoumi. Unfortunately, the NHK prophecy was not fulfilled as Aoiyama
purposefully aligned his feet at the tachi-ai offering defensive tsuppari.
Shonannoumi couldn't take advantage, however, even when Aoiyama backed himself
up to the straw, and so the Happy Bulgar lightly pushed his way back to the
center of the ring only to back up again for no reason, and on the second time,
the rookie managed a feeble right belt grip as he pushed Aoiyama across that
last half step.
The analysis after this one by Chiyootori in the mukou-joumen chair was,
"Shonannoumi looked heavy." Yes, of course. He was heavy! How did I miss that?
Anyway, the nuance there is that Shonannoumi was hard to move around, and I'm
like was Aoiyama even trying to move him around? While watching the replay, they
finally admitted that Shonannoumi was on the receiving end most of the way, but
he won because he was heavy. Regardless of that nonsense, the heavy one moves to
4-1 with the obvious gift while Aoiyama falls to 4-3.
M14 Daishoho henka'd wildly to his left at the tachi-ai reaching for the side of
M12 Chiyoshoma's belt, but he didn't come close to getting it, and so Shoma
pivoted nicely and forced the bout to migi-yotsu where he had a solid left grip
at the front of the Hutt's belt. Daishoho didn't have a pot to piss in at this
point with his right arm stuck up high and into his own body, but Chiyoshoma let
go of the outer grip and allowed Daishoho to get his own left outer, and from
there JabbaNoSho scored the uncontested yori-kiri. Daishoho is gifted win #1 at
1-4 while Chiyoshoma falls to 2-3.
M11 Tsurugisho executed a hari-zashi tachi-ai scoring on a decent face slap
against M13 Kotoshoho, but he didn't bother getting to the inside of KSH who was
standing completely upright. Instead, Tsurugisho just backed up not even really
going for a pull, and Kotoshoho followed in tow scoring the cheap oshi-dashi
win. What a puff bout gifted to Kotoshoho who moves to 2-3 while TS falls to
1-4.
M11
Kotoeko turned his right shoulder inward at the tachi-ai against M13 Gonoyama,
and that's a great way to guarantee getting your ass kicked. Gonoyama smelled
blood and charged forward, but Kotoeko moved a bit left forcing the two to
circle around a bit as Gonoyama focused on tsuppari while Kotoeko was in a
defensive posture showing his opponent his palms as he tried to slap him away.
There was a lot of bark going on here but very little bite, and in the end,
Kotoeko anticipated a swipe move that didn't really come from the rookie. I
mean, Gonoyama slapped him on the wrist, but Kotoeko just put both knees down to
the dohyo in submission. What a stellar ending to this bout as Gonoyama buys his
way to 5-0 while Kotoeko is just fine at 3-2.
You could tell at the tachi-ai that neither M9 Takanosho or M10 Myogiryu were
going at it hard (cool, I said "hard"), and neither dude wanted to get into the
clinch so it was half yotsu half oshi before Takanosho executed a needless
maki-kae with the right before taking a knee with the left. Two bouts in a row
where a dude that weighs around 150 KG hit the dirt due to contact that wouldn't
make a leedle girl cry. The end result is Takanosho's falling to 0-5 while
Myogiryu buys one here at 2-3.
M10 Kinbohzan kept his arms in tight against M8 Nishikifuji who moved forward
well but didn't strike hard, and so Kinbohzan simply moved to his left going for
a quick pull and Nishikifuji hit the dirt just like that. Kinbohzan is a quiet
3-2 while Nishikifuji falls to the same 3-2 mark.
M8 Sadanoumi was completely limp at the tachi-ai against M9 Hokutofuji doing
nothing with his arms and standing straight up, and so Hokutofuji fired his
usual tsuppari which frankly weren't doing much. At one point, Sadanoumi had the
path to the inside right position, but he didn't take it and instead faked a bad
pull that was really an excuse to turn himself around at the edge so Hokutofuji
could softly push him across okuri-dashi style.
M7
Tamawashi's hands came in high at the tachi-ai allowing M5 Onosho to get the
left arm deep to the inside, but Onosho's not strong enough to force Tamawashi
back if The Mawashi is trying to win, and so the Mongolian latched on with the
right hand at the back of Onosho's belt, secured the left inside, and then
turned the tables sending Onosho across via yori-kiri. Nice comeback for
Tamawashi as he moves to 4-1 while Onosho falls to 1-4.
M7 Takayasu struck M5 Hiradoumi pretty well at the tachi-ai, but his hands were
a bit high giving Hiradoumi an opening to moro-zashi if he cared to take it. He
didn't and just stood their lamely as Takayasu went for a mediocre pull, and
Hiradoumi's response was to somersault forward and across the dohyo as if the
Incredible Hulk had just bludgeoned him. Give me a break. Takayasu deserves
points for his tachi-ai in moving to 5-0, but he didn't follow that up with
anything effective, and his insides were completely exposed. Fortunately for
him, the bout was fixed, and so we got that over the top somersault from
Hiradoumi (1-4) in the end.
M6 Ohho
came in high at the tachi-ai against M4 Ura hoping to catch his smaller foe with
a tsuppari attack, but Ura was able to backpedal just enough to force Ohho to
come forward a bit. Ura then squatted as he is wont to do and came up and under
Ohho countering with pushes of his own, and Ohho panicked at that point go for
an immediate pull that Ura completely exploited by using Ohho's backwards
momentum against him to shove him back and off the dohyo altogether. Good win
for the crafty Ura who moves to 3-2 while Ohho falls to 2-3.
The
tachi-ai between M4 Asanoyama and M6 Hokuseiho was excellent with both dudes
coming away in the gappuri migi-yotsu position (inside rights and outside left
belt grips). Early on in his bouts, Hokuseiho usually lazily fights from an
upright stance, but he was leaning in hard against Asanoyama today, and the
former faux-zeki was clearly uncomfortable. The two stood this way for about 10
seconds before Asanoyama tried to break off Hokuseiho's outer grip and lift him
upright into force-out position, but it just wasn't enough, and Hokuseiho was
able to maintain that outer grip and turn the tables putting Asanoyama's back
against the edge, and Hokuseiho was simply too big for Asanoyama to counter. It
was a really good bout of sumo, but Hokuseiho was just too much for Asanoyama to
handle, and this was one of the better bouts of the tournament so far as
Hokuseiho picks up a good win for him in moving to 3-2 while Asanoyama falls to
the same mark.
Early on in the broadcast, they showed the lightest rikishi in the division, and
M3 Midorifuji was #1 checking in at 116 kg. The next lightest was 132 kg, and
that's a huge difference between #1 and #2, so Midorifuji is always at a
disadvantage.
Today he drew M2 Mitakeumi, and the latter came in too high allowing Midorifuji
to fish for moro-zashi. Midori-chan had the right arm firmly inside but didn't
want to commit fully with the left, and so as the two stood in a stalemate in
the center of the ring, you wondered if Midorifuji would go for a legit
kata-sukashi. Mitakeumi's only option was to lean into his opponent and use his
weight advantage, and the two jockeyed in the ring for over a minute like this
with Midorifuji occasionally testing the dashi-nage waters. At the minute thirty
mark, Midorifuji tried for a winning dashi-nage and didn't quite get it, but as
Mitakeumi smelled blood and went for the quick force-out, Midorifuji just
slipped to his left and felled Mitakeumi with a nice tsuki to the side. Real
sumo vs. fake sumo is so obvious, and it was great to get a real bout here as
Midorifuji moves to 1-4 with Mitakeumi falling to 0-5 (gulp).
Komusubi Kotonowaka snuck his left arm inside at the tachi-ai as M2 Shodai came
forward without a purpose, so with Shodai largely upright and moving towards his
foe, Kotonowaka easily worked his way into moro-zashi. Shodai knew he was in a
pickle at that point, and so he tried to backpedal quickly and score on a pull,
but Baby Waka was too fast and stayed snug forcing Shodai across with some
oomph. Kotonowaka dominated here in moving to 3-2 while Shodai falls to 2-3.
First
up today among the Ozeki candidates was Sekiwake Hoshoryu paired against
Komusubi Abi, and Abi henka'd wildly to his left from the tachi-ai, but came
away with little, and so he kept moving left fishing for a pull. It wasn't
effective whatsoever, however, and so Hoshoryu easily squared himself back up
and tugged at Abi's outstretched left arm pulling him forward to where Abi's
back was now to his foe. Before Hoshoryu could execute the okuri-dashi, Abi just
sorta hit the dirt and landed on his arse near the edge. They ruled it okuri-hiki-otoshi,
which is a pull down from behind, but this was more of a spastic fall than
anything. It wasn't great sumo that's for sure, but it was Abi who was flying
all over the place starting with that henka and not Hoshoryu out of control.
Hoshoryu moves to 4-1 with the easy win while Abi falls to 3-2.
M1
Nishikigi stuck Suckiwake Wakamotoharu hard from the tachi-ai, and WMH may as
well have run into a brick wall because he bounced off of his foe doing no
damage. Nishikigi was fishing for the left frontal belt grip, but because WMH
bounced away, NG just plowed forward keeping Wakamotoharu snug with the left
inside, and this one was over in maybe two seconds. Nishikigi's sumo was purely
linear, and this was an ass kicking if I've ever seen one. It also begs the
obvious questions as to who's the real Ozeki candidate? Wakamotoharu has shown
little this basho in falling to 3-2 while Nishikigi is 5-0 if you need him.
Sekiwake Daieisho stuck M3 Meisei well at the tachi-ai with tsuppari into the
upper torso, and when Meisei didn't show much fight, Daieisho drove him back and
across causing Meisei to stare into the rafters as he crossed the straw. This
was quite lopsided, and I'm not sure how much Meisei was trying, but you can't
fault Daieisho's tachi-ai and subsequent tsuppari attack. Great sumo today as
Daieisho puts himself in good position at 4-1 while Meisei falls to 2-3.
In
the day's final affair, Ozeki Kirishima welcomed M1 Tobizaru with some stiff
thrusts from the tachi-ai, and the Ozeki had Tobizaru sent back a full step
without a pot to piss in, but then for no other reason than to throw the bout,
Kirishima started to backpedal as if to pull, but he never went for one until he
was at the edge, and there he latched onto Tobizaru and pulled him directly into
his own body as Kirishima stepped back and across the straw just like that. That
was obvious as Kirishima purposefully blunders his way to 1-4 while Tobizaru
(2-3) can definitely pick up an undeserved Shukunsho if he can win eight.
To review, Kirishima's only purpose here is to have an Ozeki on the board so
they can say later on that so and so beat an Ozeki on their way to the yusho or
promotion to faux-zeki.
We had some great bouts today, but we also had some obvious yaocho including the
final bout of the day, but as long as the fans are happy, right?
Day 4 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) Day
2 was pretty much a carbon copy of Day 1 in that all of the rookies won in fixed
bouts (the Takarafuji fall against Shonannoumi was laughable), and all of the
Ozeki won in legitimate fashion over scrub opponents. Obviously the biggest news
coming from Day 2 was the Terunofuji loss to Nishikigi. That throw by Nishikigi
was legit. I mean, the guy is strong enough to throw the Yokozuna via kote-nage,
but only if Terunofuji was intentionally limp, which he was. Coincidentally,
during the Day 3 broadcast when they showed the most streamed bouts from Day 2,
the Terunofuji - Nishikigi bout was number one with the Asanoyama - Ura bout
coming in at number two.
That was the first time that Asanoyama has been dethroned since he regained
sekitori status, and if I remember correctly, the dude was sometimes involved in
the most streamed bout during his Makushita stint. I was curious to see what the
top three from Day 3 would be as announced on the Day 4 broadcast, and here's
what they posted:
Once again, Asanoyama was knocked down to the second-tier and while the "defeat"
of a Yokozuna is always big news, Terunofuji lost countless times in previous
basho and the Asanoyama bout was still always #1. So, the question is: why is
Asanoyama now trending down even though he's moving up the banzuke?
I think the answer is as simple as the bloom is now off the rose. The more
people see him in the Makuuchi division, the more they're subconsciously
realizing, "This dude is terrible." I mean, he was worked by Hiradoumi immensely
yesterday before the latter had to fake a counter tsuki move which was really an
effort to back up to the edge so Asanoyama could poke him across. At some point,
it really does come down to sumo-naiyou (or sumo content), and it's obvious that
Asanoyama is completely reactionary out there and winning bouts due to yaocho.
And while we're on the topic of reactionary sumo and winning by yaocho, none of
the rookies have yet to win a legitimate bout this basho. One very curious bout
was the Hakuohho - Takarafuji bout from Day 3 where the rookie took an obvious
dive a few seconds in against hardly any contact from Takarafuji. I have no idea
what the politics were behind that fall, but the point is that Hakuohho and the
other rookies have not established their brand of sumo.
Just analyze the sumo from them this basho and list their strengths. Strong
tachi-ai? No. Good belt skills? No. Strong thrust attack? No. When describing
their sumo strengths (or lack thereof), I think the M17 Hakuohho - M14 Bushozan
matchup today was a perfect example of what I'm talking about. Bushozan
dominated the tachi-ai and sent Hakuohho back to the straw immediately with
potent thrusts to the neck and tits, and the rookie had no answer. Luckily for
him, Bushozan intentionally stopped his charge at the edge and turned the bout
to hidari-yotsu as he allowed the action to flow back to the center of the ring.
Once in the stalemate, it was Bushozan who just stood there waiting for Hakuohho
to grab an uncontested right outer grip. Bushozan was still in full control at
that point and could have bullied the rookie around just as he did from the
tachi-ai, but he waited and waited for Hakuohho to finally get a right outer
grip. He eventually got it, and once obtained, Bushozan (1-3) faked a maki-kae,
which was simply an excuse to back up and leave himself completely vulnerable to
a yori-kiri.
So you analyze Hakuohho's sumo, and here's what you have: lost the tachi-ai; had
his heels against the straw two seconds in; did nothing to force the action back
to the center of the ring; did not have to jockey or wrench his foe in any way
to set up a gifted right outer; had to rely on negative momentum from his
opponent in the form of a failed maki-kae to score the yori-kiri. Hakuohho's
three wins have all been gifted to him now at 3-1, and I think moving forward,
the public is going to figure out that he is showing nothing at the moment.
It doesn't mean he or any of the other rookies can't learn to fight in the
division and develop into good rikishi, but up to this point they have purchased
all of their wins.
Before
we skip too far ahead of ourselves, Day 4 began with M16 Endoh taking on M17
Aoiyama, and Aoiyama easily fended off Endoh's search for the inside position
using a nice tsuppari attack, and he had Endoh on the run in short order with
beefy thrusts that chased Endoh to the edge but not across on purpose. As
Aoiyama sorta paused at ring's edge waiting for a counter move, Endoh swiped him
to the side, but it wasn't enough force to knock Aoiyama forward and down.
Aoiyama still dove across the straw anyway, but Endoh was too out of control as
he spun around in that counter attempt, and he carelessly let his right toe
graze across the straw before Aoiyama (2-2) hit the dirt. Oops. So much for
Endoh's nice start as he falls to 3-1.
M14 Daishoho nonchalantly knocked M15 Takarafuji back a half step before going
completely limp and allowing Takarafuji moro-zashi. As Takarafuji looked to
execute a yori charge, Daishoho (0-4) let him do it and just backed across of
his own volition in this uneventful contest. Takarafuji sheepishly moves to 3-1
with another ill-gotten win.
M15 Ryuden won the tachi-ai against M13 Gonoyama before quickly standing upright
and pulling his hands out high and wide which allowed Gonoyama to do what he
wanna. After the shaky start, Gonoyama executed a very nice tsuppari attack that
knocked the willing Ryuden back and across in short order, and while Gonoyama
deserves kudos for that nice tsuppari finish, Ryuden totally let him do it. I'm
still waiting for a rookie to win a tachi-ai as Gonoyama is gifted 4-0 while
Ryuden falls to 0-4.
M13 Kotoshoho beat M14 Shonannoumi back from the tachi-ai rather easily and
forced the rookie to go for a very ill-advised pull moving back and to the
right. After the momentum seized from the tachi-ai, KSH could have made
Shonannoumi pay big time for that pull, but instead he just ducked his head and
waited for another meager pull. The hiki attempt was so bad, Kotoshoho
actually had to turn his back to the straw himself and pretend he slipped
falling back and across the straw in comical fashion with hardly any contact
coming from the rook. Another obvious yaocho as Shonannoumi moves to 3-1 while
Kotoshoho falls to 1-3.
Before we move on, it will be interesting to see if any of these guys make the
top three during the basho. Hakuohho made it a few times as Ochiai from Juryo,
so why is he not making here in Makuuchi? I think it's for the same reason as
Asanoyama. Day after day you watch his sumo and there is very little substance.
Speaking of sumo with very little substance, M12 Chiyoshoma executed a quick
hari-zashi against M11 Kotoeko and had the easy path to the left inside with his
foe up high, but he made sure to pull both arms to the outside, and before
Kotoeko knew what hit him, Chiyoshoma faked a pull that allowed Shoma to just
move to the other side of the dohyo where a failed left kote-nage from
Chiyoshoma was the final move that allowed Kotoeko to catch up and score the
yori-kiri win. This was a good example of the loser winning the tachi-ai and
completely running circles around his foe all in an effort to move to the edge
and set him up for defeat. Easy yaocho call as Kotoeko is gifted 3-1 while
Chiyoshoma falls to 2-2.
M10
Kinbohzan got the easy right arm inside against M11 Tsurugisho, but you could
see Kinbohzan just go limp as Tsurugisho looked to set up a wild throw with the
left outer. The throw never came because Kinbohzan just put his left arm down
quick as a cat giving Tsurugisho the cheap win. If you ask me, Khazzy Stan needs
a few acting lessons as he falls to 2-2 while Tsurugisho was gifted this one in
moving to 1-3.
Before we move on, why do the fans put up with such bad sumo and improbable
falls on a constant basis??
The tachi-ai from M10 Myogiryu and M9 Hokutofuji was bad where the rikishi never
really clashed and maintained a sliver of social distancing. With Myogiryu up
high and limp, Hokutofuji sorta went for a tsuppari attack, but then he quickly
switched to pull mode and Myogiryu just ducked down and put his hand to the
dohyo before a real pull ever came to fruition. Another implausible, bad ending
as Hokutofuji fakes his way to 3-1 while Myogiryu falls to 1-3.
M9 Takanosho placed a few nice tsuppari into M7 Takayasu from the tachi-ai, but
you could see the dude wasn't moving forward hard. Takayasu was befuddled at
this point and had to move laterally and go for a very weak pull that did
little. Takanosho responded with an equally weak shoulder slap whose intention
was not to do damage, and the two squared up from there practicing enough social
distancing to keep the bout from going chest to chest. Takanosho was clearly
mukiryoku from the start, and so he largely stood there from this point and
waited for Takayasu to finally execute a mediocre pull, and Takanosho dutifully
went down to the dirt. Takayasu is a terrible 4-0 while Takanosho is a bit
richer at 0-4.
M7
Tamawashi was rather nonchalant from the tachi-ai against M8 Nishikifuji largely
looking for pull opportunities as he let the M8 do his thang for a bit, but it
wasn't much, and so Tamawashi finally thrust NFJ upright and grabbed a very
loose right outer grip that actually undid Nishikifuji's belt, but Tamawashi had
him forced across before the belt could completely come unraveled...thankfully.
Both rikishi end the day at 3-1 after this lackluster bout, and this bout
received a bit of run because Tamawashi moved into 8th place all time for most
consecutive bouts fought in Makuuchi at 886 (yawn).
M8 Sadanoumi had the path to the inside with the right against M6 Ohho, but he
failed to take it, and so the Sadamight stood limp as Ohho sorta worked him
around the ring and back with a light thrust attack. The deciding "blow" was
light enough that Sadanoumi was able to keep his footing and make sure he exited
the dohyo with plenty of real estate for his feet. Tsuki-dashi this wasn't as
Ohho buys one here in moving to 2-2 while Sadanoumi falls to 1-3.
M6 Hokuseiho stood upright from the tachi-ai (what's new?), and that allowed M5
Hiradoumi get moro-zashi, but you could just tell Hiradoumi wasn't looking to
score points with both arms inside, and so he quickly brought the left arm to
the outside giving Hokuseiho the free right inside position to go with his left
outer. The youngster wasn't able to finish Hiradoumi off despite the gift, so
the action moved back to the center of the ring. From there, Hiradoumi was
content to simply wait for Hokuseiho to attack, and once he did, Hiradoumi went
straight back instead of looking for a counter move. Hiradoumi threw this one in
falling to 1-3 while Hokuseiho moves to 2-2.
The tachi-ai between M4 Asanoyama and M5 Onosho was fiddy-fiddy with Onosho
coming away with with the left frontal belt grip as both rikishi had right arms
to the inside. Onosho executed a maki-kae from here giving him moro-zashi, but
instead of attacking with oomph, he stayed limp and allowed Asanoyama to
maki-kae while already moving backwards.
If
we pause the tape here, a maki-kae is an extremely desperate move, and you never
execute it while backpedaling as that would spell certain death. Well, certain
death against a rikishi who was trying to win. Onosho wasn't look to win here,
however, and so he allowed Asanoyama to maki-kae with the right and go for a
right kote-nage with zero momentum. He wouldn't need any momentum as Onosho just
went with it and flopped forward and down. Look at Asanoyama's footwork as he
executes that kote-nage. They are completely flat and provide no momentum for
the throw, and there is no way a sumo rikishi can execute a throw without
properly using his lower body for leverage. We'll see where this fake bout
checks in tomorrow as part of the top three. Asanoyama buys his way to 3-1 while
Onosho falls to 1-3.
M3 Meisei stayed way upright against M4 Ura gifting Ura the inside had he wanted
it. Ura didn't and instead moved right going for some bad pulls, but Meisei just
played along and then offered his own pull near the edge whose only purpose was
to guarantee Ura a compromised opponent that he could push out for the cheap
oshi-dashi win. Ura was still out of control after the bout in moving to 2-2
while Meisei agreed to fall to the same mark.
Terunofuji-killer, M1 Tobizaru, wasn't so lucky today in his bout against
Komusubi Abi with the Komusubi looking to win. Abi's footwork was suspect from
the tachi-ai as he put two hands into Tobizaru's neck, but you can get away with
bad footwork against Tobizaru, and with the M1 unable to do anything, Abi
righted the ship in his thrust attack that forced Tobizaru to try and pirouette
away, but before he could, Abi caught him near the edge and shoved his arse
across. It wasn't pretty, but Abi will take his 3-1 record while Tobizaru falls
to 1-3.
Any
hype Sekiwake Wakamotoharu generated the first two days was quickly put into
perspective yesterday after getting his ass kicked by Shodai. Yes, Shodai.
Today, the WMH camp smartly arranged their bout against M3 Midorifuji because
the Ozeki-hopeful looked awful again. From the tachi-ai, he all but gave up
moro-zashi to Midorifuji, but Midori-chan wouldn't take it and instead set up a
kata-sukashi move with the left inside and right in position for a shoulder
slap, but he intentionally whiffed on the move as an excuse to back up to the
edge. As Wakamotoharu looked to advance, Midorifuji next ducked forward and down
right into a Wakamotoharu pull attempt that was a reaction to Midorifuji's
ducking his head and diving forward, not anything that the Suckiwake was trying
to set up. Midorifuji (0-4) flopped noisily to the dirt kicking his legs out
behind him in this fake bout that saw Wakamotoharu move to 3-1. Ozeki sumo this
wasn't.
Sekiwake
Daieisho jumped a split second early from the tachi-ai firing thrusts into M1
Nishikigi's neck, but you could see that he didn't have any confidence in the
move, and so it was more of Nishikigi retreating than Daieisho's knocking him
back. The result at the edge was Nishikigi moving quickly to his left and yanked
the timid Daieisho down to his knee with a hikkake tug at the left arm of
Daieisho. Sheesh, the more they hype these faux-zeki runs, the worse the sumo
gets as Daieisho suffers his first loss at 3-1 while Nishikigi is a lock for the
Shukunsho already at 4-0.
At this point of the broadcast, they announced the withdrawal of Yokozuna
Terunofuji who threw his bout against yesterday against Tobizaru. There's no
point breaking down that senseless contest, and the reason given for Fuji's
withdrawal was a lower back injury. Yeah, right. Blame it on the lower back or
the knees; it works every time.
What was interesting was the timing of the withdrawal. It was all but forecast a
day before the basho started that Kiribayama would join the festivities starting
on Day 4, and so you conveniently have one elite rikishi going out while the
other one comes back. When you have three Ozeki candidates, it gets really weak
to promote them without a single elite rikishi actively fighting in the
tournament, and so you need some sort of presence to make it look more legit.
Kiribayama was never injured to begin with, and this little dipsy-do between
these two Mongolians was an effort to ensure that neither would steal the
spotlight and the yusho race. I don't believe Terunofuji's intention from the
start was to withdraw after Day 3, but once it was assured that Kiribayama would
come back, he was like, "I'm outta here." And despite what anyone in the media
says, everyone is secretly glad that he's gone.
Okay, enough of that. Shodai picks up the freebie from the Yokozuna withdrawal
and moves to 2-2.
Up
next was Sekiwake Hoshoryu who drew M2 Mitakeumi on the day, and Mitakeumi gave
his foe as much of a fight as he could muster firing a few tsuppari into
Hoshoryu's neck, but it didn't faze the Mongolian who forced his way to the
inside with the left while grabbing an easy right outer grip, and he
methodically drove Mitakeumi back and across from there. That was Mitakeumi's
best shot in falling to 0-4 while Hoshoryu easily moves to 3-1 with the easy
win.
With the dust settled among the Ozeki hopefuls, each now stands at 3-1. It's
easy to see from the sumo content that Hoshoryu is head and shoulders above the
other two, but sumo doesn't need another Mongolian Ozeki.
In
the day's final bout, Ozeki Kirishima made his return to take on Komusubi
Kotonowaka. I'm sure everyone was as concerned as I was about that rib cage
contusion, but rest assured, it didn't affect the Ozeki's sumo today (whew).
Kotonowaka actually came with a decent kachi-age tachi-ai with both arms, but
they didn't make enough impact to keep Kirishima away from the inside, and so
the Ozeki easily got moro-zashi and forced Baby Waka back and across leading
with the right inside. Easy peasy as Kirishima picks up his first win at 1-3
while Kotonowaka falls to 2-2.
And that's a wrap on Day 4. I'll be around the rest of the week, and I'm sure by
Day 8 we'll know where this thing is headed.
Day 1 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting) This
basho is going to be a tough one in terms of reporting. I'm going on a fly
fishing jaunt for two days starting tomorrow, and then I'm on the road Monday
through Friday in Week 2. If I can find pirated videos online, I may do some
short commentary in Week 2, but like the banzuke this basho, things are going to
be lean.
The biggest news in between basho was the promotion of Kiribayama to Ozeki. At
the time of promotion, it was announced the would change his shikona (fighting
name) to Kirishima, the same name his oyakata fought as an Ozeki. Kirishima (the
old oyakata guy) was a very good looking rikishi and popular among the fans, so
it's a smart move to give Kiribayama the new name of Kirishima to attract extra
attention.
Across the aisle, the basho suffered its first withdrawal about a week before
the festivities when the Takakeisho camp announced that the faux-zeki would
withdraw due to meniscus strains in both knees. Nobody's even going to notice
that Takakeisho is gone, and it will be nice not to have that clown show the
last 15 minutes of each day.
The only problem with Takakeisho's withdrawal is that Kirishima got his first
lesson in lowering the bar and covering for the Japanese Ozeki, so what do you
know, but Kirishima announced his own withdrawal the day before the basho
started citing a contusion in his right rib cage. Anytime you see the word
"contusion" associated with a kyujo, you know it's fake. To be fair, nobody is
going to miss Kirishima either, but it does take a legitimate Ozeki off
the board so the fans aren't reminded on a daily basis of how an Ozeki really
fights.
The Mongolians have been running interference to cover for the fake Japanese
elite rikishi for years, so this withdrawal wasn't a surprise at all.
With the two ranked Ozeki out of the way, the focus now turns to three potential
Ozeki candidates: Hoshoryu (21 wins coming in), Daieisho (22 wins), and
Wakamotoharu (21) wins. Japan desperately needs an Ozeki on the banzuke who can
at least pretend to look good, and so the probability is extremely high that
either Daieisho or Wakamotoharu is going to get promoted after this basho. My
money's on Wakamotoharu just because the dude is more marketable, but let's see
how it plays out.
If all bouts were fought straight up in sumo, Hoshoryu would win 13 this basho;
Daieisho would win 11; and Wakamotoharu would check in with four or five wins. A
rikishi needs 33 wins over three basho to secure promotion, and I expect both
Daieisho and Wakamotoharu to win in double digits. If one of them takes the
yusho, they'll get promoted even if they finish with 32 wins over three basho.
They kinda foreshadowed that in the booth today with Chiyotaikai. That political
Ozeki was promoted with just 32 wins (the same as Kotoshogiku and Kisenosato)
after he was gifted a yusho to push him over the top. It's happened before and
it has to happen again soon. It just does.
My Day 1 broadcast actually began with analysis of all three Ozeki candidates,
and Mainoumi, who sat in the mukou-joumen chair, suggested that a dude could get
promoted even if he just scored 31 wins. I should clarify that statement a bit
by adding, "If either Daieisho or Wakamotoharu finishes with 31 wins, they could
still be considered for promotion." Talk about lowering the bar!
Regarding the three Ozeki candidates, all of them were involved in bouts that
featured less than stellar sumo. Wakamotoharu drew M2 Mitakeumi and defeated the
former faux-zeki in WMH's half of the dohyo. That means that Wakamotoharu did
not blow is foe off of the starting lines but used a counter move at the edge. I
thought the bout was legit, but I wanted to see Wakamotoharu kick his opponent's
ass. A win is a win, however, and WMH is off to a nice 1-0 start.
Daieisho
drew M2 Shodai, and that should have been easy pickings, but Daieisho didn't
come out and exactly blister his hapless foe off of the starting lines. Instead,
he hesitated in his tsuppari tachi-ai and allowed a bit of separation in the
bout, which didn't look good. Shodai was too hapless to take advantage, and like
the bout before, this was a legit win, but it wasn't Ozeki sumo as Daieisho also
starts out 1-0.
As
for Hoshoryu, he drew M1 Tobizaru, and this was a bout with zero continuity.
Hoshoryu failed to really grab is foe and pull him in tight, and so the two
monkeyed around a bit and both flew to the dohyo nearly at the same time, but
Tobizaru did touch down first. Who knows what Hoshoryu was trying to do here,
but the sumo was ugly as he too starts out 1-0.
I would be very surprised if Hoshoryu outdoes the two Japanese candidates this
basho, but we'll see. The sumo from all three candidates was sloppy today, but
what do you expect from a false banzuke?
Coming into the basho, it was no surprise that Wakanohana's first piece of
propaganda in the media was the headline, "Former Ozeki Asanoyama is the key to
the next Ozeki promotion" meaning that whoever the next Ozeki is, they're gonna
have to go through M4 Asanoyama. Huh?? You mean, they're not going to have to
prove themselves by beating Terunofuji, but they're going to have to upset
Asanoyama? It makes no sense whatsoever in a sane world.
As
for Asanoyama, his tachi-ai was wild against M3 Meisei, but he was able to use
his size to move Meisei near the edge. He couldn't finish, however, and he gave
Meisei moro-zashi, and Meisei was able to turn the tables and defeat Asanoyama
abise-taoshi style in the ends. What an ugly bout this was, and Asanoyama's
inability to perform true sumo was on display again here.
What sumo really needs moving forward is new blood. Takakeisho is already broken
down and tired, so they need new names on the banzuke that can be hyped
similarly to how Endoh was almost 10 years ago.
The
rookie getting the most run so far is M17 Hakuohho, the artist formerly known as
Ochiai. The day led off with Ochiai fighting fellow M17, Aoiyama, and Aoiyama
kept his feet completely aligned from the tachi-ai, the cardinal sin in
sumo...unless you're trying to lose. Ochiai..er..Hakuohho failed to take
advantage, and so Aoiyama fired tepid tsuppari keeping his feet aligned for
about five seconds, and then when it was apparent the rookie couldn't do
anything, Aoiyama faked a pull, backed up to the edge, and exposed his insides
to Hakuohho. Aoiyama was so mukiryoku here, Hakuohho was able to eventually push
him into the front row, but he didn't make solid contact until both dudes had
already stepped across the straw. What a fake bout this was to start off the
basho.
Our next rookie was M14 Shonannoumi who drew M14 Daishoho, and Daishoho
smothered the rookie from the tachi-ai forcing the bout to migi-yotsu and
getting the stifling left outer grip. From there, Shonannoumi had no path to
victory, but it was apparent that Daishoho wasn't trying to win, so after
stalling for about 20 seconds, he just let his left outer go for no reason and
stood upright, and from there, Shonannoumi was able to finally push his
compromised foe back and across. As if.
The best rookie of the crop is M13 Gonoyama who drew M13 Kotoshoho, and Gonoyama
looked better than his two predecessors, but Kotoshoho was still mukiryoku in
this one allowing Gonoyama to execute a methodic oshi attack that saw KSH back
up mostly of his own volition.
So just like that, all three rookies are gifted Day 1 wins, and I'm sure the
gift sumo will continue.
During the first half bouts, I only counted two straight up fights: M12
Chiyoshoma's win over M11 Tsurugisho and M7 Tamawashi's dispatching of M8
Sadanoumi.
I suppose it's worth noting that Yokozuna Terunofuji easily dispatched Komusubi
Abi in the day's final bout, and when you step back and analyze the day as a
whole, it was a very poor day of sumo.
In the early Day 2 headlines, I'm reading now where it's possible Kirishima will
return as early as Day 4. Yeah, give him an 0-4 head start or so just to nudge
him along to a make-koshi so both he and Takakeisho can be kadoban for
September.
The politics this basho is going to be heavy, so I'm kinda glad I don't have to
watch it everyday.