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Senshuraku
Comments (Clancy Kelly reporting)
"I love you, you love me..."
I know that most of you come to these pages on Day 15 knowing that I am writing
and therefore expecting lots of jocularity, a mildly clever turn of phrase,
perhaps a new nickname, or some nice fanciful ruminations on grown men's breasts
(like Futenoh's nipples--can you say stilettos?) Unfortunately, today I must
disappoint you. I'd like to be serious for a change. 'Cause you see, it's a sad
day here at Sumotalk.
The quick-witted among you will have no doubt noticed that Bernie and George
were conspicuous by their absence this time out. I wish I could sit here and
lie, say it's just a temporary thing, something to be ironed out lickety split
and that we'll soon have their unique musings gracing our hallowed site once
again. I wish, but as the old adage goes, "If wishes were bacon fat, I'd be
making fried eggs right now, where you sort of tilt the frypan and then use the
spatula or some people even use a spoon to drizzle the hot fat over the top of
the egg until the yolk cooks nice and hard and the egg is left with this greasy,
salty, cured taste". (I know, it's a damnably long adage, ergo it don't get much
usage anymore.)
On or about May 22, 2007, at approximately 11:45 pm, Bernard "Big Mac Daddy"
McManus and George "It's An "a" Not An "o" So Don't Call Me "Guido"" Guida were
gunned down in a hail of gunfire discharged from the rifles of three officers of
the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Skookumchuck, British Columbia. Early
indications are the Mounties stumbled upon the pair together in the brush
(evidently Skookumchuck is, like, 85% brush) engaged in what one unidentified
source has cryptically referred to as "actions unspecifiable". When the locked
and loaded officers approached, one of the victims was heard to call out, "Oh,
man, I'm gonna shoot BIG TIME!" The Mounties, perhaps a bit skittish after
spending the better part of three days tracking a family of recalcitrant
badgers, opened fire with their standard issue DSA SA58 FALTactical .308 Cal.
Carbine Rifles, making the corpses of Bonnie and Clyde resemble summer festival
Kewpie dolls by comparison. There were no guns found on the victims, so I guess
you could say they were found "packing but unarmed".
Naturally we were all shocked at the news (Kenji even cancelled a lecture
entitled "Yeast and Warmed Flour: Proof of the Existence of God" he was "shedjeweled"
to give in Paducah, Kentucky and came rushing back to Tokyo to commiserate over
the loss of our buds). Yet, as we sat there stunned, barely able to comment on
the new mini bar selections we were quaffing like polar bears eating seal
livers, odd recollections of the last few months began to surface: Bernie's
outburst in January when Mike moved him to a suite on the opposite side of the
hotel from George; George getting married to a lady he never brought around or
showed us a photo of, a "super good looking gal who loved sumo", he boasted,
part Japanese part Scottish/Canadian; the subsequent snubbing of all Sumotalk
contributors, who were not invited to the wedding; Bernie's telephone call to
the hotel on May 13 claiming that "George Bush had ordered all flights from
Canada to Japan cancelled for the foreseeable future" and that therefore he
could not attend this basho; and finally Martin confiding that in March George
had asked him privately if he imagined his Mongol ancestors sometimes "got
lonely out on the steppes".
So, for now it's all Churchillian, riddle, mystery, enigma and, I should note,
entirely unconfirmed. But I figured since Martin was touting a "clash of
Mongolian Yokozuna" for Day 15, confirmation is a formality we needn't stand on
here at Sumotalk.
It's pretty clear the story of this day, in fact the story of this entire basho
was a certain Mongolian from a certain heya called Miyagino who stormed to a
number of wins that guarantees him promotion to a lofty position in sumo that
everyone expected him to reach since he first entered sumo only several years
ago. Of course I'm talking about E14 Ryuo, who posted a 10-5 record with wins
over the likes of Kasuganishiki, Ushiomaru, and the youngest of the Hutt
Brothers, Iwakiyama. Today he blew his chance to win one of those bullshit
prizes invented by someone on a slow news day (he had been given an
ultimatum--Win, or no prize money!) Or maybe I should write the dudes who set
the matches blew it by pitting him against the wolverine none of the top guys
want to face in Takekaze, who was prowling for his 8th win. E5 started out 0-3,
then began taking the starch out of much bigger fellas, destroying Wakanosato,
Takamisakari, Kasugao, and Kotooshu, while using great timing and skill to whoop
on Kokkai and The Geeku. Ryuo came hard at tachi-ai but Takekaze stood him up by
grabbing him on both sides of his face (looked like Michael Corleone telling his
brother in Cuba, "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke me heart."), then kept
moving forward, ignoring a mild rebuke from Ryuo near the edge, slipping out of
a last second desperation headlock attempt by the Mongolian rookie and depriving
him of a good chunk 'o change in the process (which is the only reason for
anyone to give a flying phug about those stupid awards).
The other guy on the horns for prize money was the super intense E10 Dejima,
pitted against another man looking for number 8, WK Kotoshogiku, a man who
unfortunately has Ozeki Kotooshu in his heya and seemed to rip a page out of his
senpai's book today, jumping to the side at tachi-ai. However, Dejima obviously
needs that cash, bro, and so with those much healed gams of his he righted his
bulk and came back ferociously for the quickly emphatic push out 12th win.
As for the other rikishi seeking 8th wins, Tochinonada and Ama both prevailed.
Tochi took E6 Tokitsuumi out in a display of power sumo that looked almost too
easy. Shin-Sekiwake Ama dismantled W8 Sexy, who was assured of his prize money
after an excellent 12-2 first 14 days. This one, too, looked too easy, but Ama
is unquestionably the better rikishi and his win was no surprise for me. Who
among us CAN'T imagine Ama as an Ozeki one day?
That said, for all the chatter about yaocho and fixed bouts and gentleman's
agreements, let me just say this: Japan is the ultimate Boy's Club, with more
greased palms than a KFC food handlers convention, and it's private as well as
public institutions have about as much transparency as a warm, still pond. We
could go back and forth all day about the maybes and the I don't knows but it is
an ultimately futile endeavor. I wouldn't be surprised to find out the whole
thing is as staged as theater in the round.
The day began with four wrestlers up from Juryo kicking the living shit (doesn't
the phrase "living shit" sort of mess with your head?) out of the W 13, 14, 15,
and 16. These newcomers, with fantastic names like Jumonji and Tosanoumi and
Hakurozan will be wrestlers to watch in the coming years, mark my words.
8-6 Takamisakari went up against 9-5 Hokutoriki. As usual Circus absorbed the
strong thrusting attack of his foe and then slipped to the side. Hokutoriki
oddly then grabbed the belt, a huge mistake vs. P.T.'s boy, who then easy as you
please took the Pretender out all nice and yorikiri like. It's hard to say what
will happen with the lovable lunk in the coming year. After he broke that freaky
long string of 7-8s with a nice 10-5 last Nov. in Kyushu, he lost 6 of his last
7 in Jan. to go 7-8, then lost 5 of his last 7 to go 7-8 in March. This time he
lost only 4 of his last 7. Maybe he has starting to learn how to close it out.
Futenoh let the aforementioned Dejima pick his pocket by winning 2 of his final
7 to finish at 10-5 and blow prize money. Today he annihilated Kakuryu with
textbook sumo, taking the 6-9 W5 out with a big hug in a big hurry (I'm fairly
certain the Mongolian got cut up pretty badly by those diamond tips on Fu-fu's
chest).
Two Henkatown Heroes I could not give less of a shit about, the surly E9 Roho
and the wildly overrated Aminishiki, fought. One won, one lost. Okay, Roho
actually looked good, avoiding a cheap pulldown attempt from the E4 and then
thrusting him out for his not altogether unimpressive 10th. Do it again in July
from M4 or so and we'll talk.
(Right here NHK showed replays of past Asa/Hakuho bouts, incl. the famous Nagoya
bout last year, where Asa lifted Hakuho up at the edge and then let the Ozeki
fall right on top of him. I was just thinking how tough Asa has to be to
withstand that kind of crushing force. I'd bet 70% of the people on Earth would
be killed, literally, by having Hakuho land on them like that. As Si says, great
stuff.)
W4 Tochiohzan looked like an NFL blocking sled as Tamanoshima just ran him back
and out, with the youngster's feet not lifting off the dirt the entire time.
Both guys finish 6-9. At W3 Tama had as tough a schedule as anyone in the
division, with 8 of his losses coming in his mandance with the 'zuna, 'zeki, 'zeki,
'zeki, 'seki, 'seki, 'subi, 'subi (repeat that three times over a bossanova
backbeat). Guess that's why they call it MakunOUCHi (bada bing).
Wakanosato capped his basho with his most impressive win, a rear push out of W1
Tokitenku, who, it turns out, really needed that chickenshit henka of Ama on Day
13 to make his 8 wins. The Mongolian got a quick belt but the former Sekiwake
had two hands on the inside no belt and just muscled his foe back, dismissed a
one legged stall from Tokitenku and turned him around and ran him out. A 10-5 at
W7 may look good, and it is, but it may get some people wondering if he could he
possibly make sanyaku again. I have a very difficult time imagining that. The
way they group matches, a M7 is near the top of his group, and therefore fights
almost exclusively lower ranked rikishi (I think Waka fought three or four above
him). There is no chance he will ever again get majority wins from M3 or higher.
Maybe they will give him W4, which would help him avoid high altitude sickness
one more basho. Yes, I know it was less than two years ago he was a sanyaku
regular, but in the meantime the competition has gotten younger, faster and
tougher. Like Miyabi, he is on the downside of a slightly underachieving yet
still laudable career.
W3 Kisenosato found fortune in a last second belt grip on a charging E1 Homasho
that allowed him to pivot rather impressively at the edge and toss down the man
who by all rights should have won the bout. It was sweet to see, and while both
horses had losing records this time out, theirs will be a rivalry to enjoy for
some time to come.
Don't misunderstand me, I like Toyonoshima, but with his bandaged leg, his
presence was a daily reminder of the bullshit load Asashoryu carries. A dai-Yokozuna
getting lambasted by oyakata who were never much of anything themselves because
he is a harsh taskmaster during practice. Boofuckinghoo. Asa is simply trying to
make all the weak Japanese rikishi stronger, in order to revive sumo and provide
himself with some worthy adversaries. Like a second Yokozuna (cleared throat).
Anyway, Hit and Mitsuki got win 12 vs. Chiyo, taking the initial pounding from
the Ozeki (who didn't really move forward at all) and then getting in on the
belt with a pitbull grip, twisting him back giving him an emphatic throat thrust
that sent the Pup packing. The announcer said that it was his first ever back to
back double digit winning basho in the top division. Wow, I knew he was a
hot/cold rikishi when I gave him his sobriquet, but I didn't realize it was THAT
clear.

So, does he get his 11 in July? Let's assume he loses to Asa and Hakuho. He
knows how to beat Chiyo and Kaio, doesn't fight his stablemates Kotooshu and
Geeku, so he can afford two more losses, from among Ama, Tokitenku, Takekaze,
maybe Sexy and Circus and Roho, plus any rikishi who pile up the wins down below
and rise up for Week 2 to fight the top guys. Plus the MIB would love to see him
at Ozeki, I think. This is a golden opportunity for the Sekiwake. Let's hope Hit
shows up instead of Mitsuki.
Should I write about Kaio's henka of Kotooshu? He did grab the Bulgar's arm, but
it wasn't necessary as he was already heading toward the clay. You have to get
up quite a head of steam to hammer into a guy as big as Kaio, and Kaio knows it.
Not sure what was in it for the old man, maybe double digit wins?
(I've seen more henkas than Martin has made Google inquiries into NAMBLA, so I'd
like to digress here a bit and explain why Kaio's move IS a henka and why Ama's
move on Kotooshu on Day 10, while sly and not overly manly, was NOT a henka.
Basically, it's all about the feet. If your feet are in the same place when you
collide with your foe as they were when you began your launch, or are moving
forward and perpendicular to the shikirisen, it is not a henka. If, on the other
hand [or foot as the case may be] either of your feet are moving to the side
FROM THE START, it's a henka, and there usually is no collision to speak of.
Please visit Banzuke.com and watch Ama/Kotooshu Day 10 frame by frame, just stop
the video and use your arrow buttons to see what I mean.)
The reason Hakuho won his showdown with Asa is obvious: He needed the kensho to
pay for all his relatives who flew to Nippon to watch him fight! How many
banners were there? 60? And was that his sister behind his Dad and Mom? She's a
hottie from the cold Gobi! R-r-r-ow!
The bout played out much like most of their bouts do, usually with some initial
hand slapping giving way to belt grips, usually deep and usually two handed and
usually by both guys. Today was no exception, as they stalled in the middle
after some vicious looking lifting/throwing attempts by both combatants.
Then something odd happened. As they stood there leaning in on each other
looking like Kotomitsuki vs Kotonowaka (in 3-D dream sumo, of course, those two
having never met), Hakuho changed his stance from right leg back left leg
forward to right leg forward left back, but Asa acted as if nothing at all took
place. Seems to me that one of the hallmarks of the Yokozuna's sumo is his
ability to capitalize on a foe when the foe tries a major shifting of body
parts, be it leg or arm or head or ass.

So just after this puzzling bit, Hakuho went back to his previous stance and as
he did gave a sort of lift up using his strong hips, and then yanked Asa down to
the right, game, set, match.
There will be all sorts of speculation now about Asa, about whether he will ever
be dominant again. Huh? If Hakuho doesn't henka Asa in the playoff in Osaka, we
probably have as the story line coming into this basho Asa having won 5 straight
tourneys and Hakuho looking to start another push for Yokozuna after his 10-5 in
Jan. and runner-up 13-2 in March. Timing is everything in life. When George Bush
won the fixed 2000 election thanks to his brother the governor of Florida and
his pals on the Supreme Court, it was disheartening but not the end of the
world. But after 9-11 gave him an excuse to wage endless war, it very well could
be.
Similar thing here. The disheartening henka yusho followed by an untimely off
basho by Asa (and I could speculate at length on what brought that about) and
bada boom, new Yokozuna. Hey, I love Hakuho, his 15-0 was outstanding, he has
become what we always said he would, and I wish him the best. I look forward to
my beloved Day 15 reports now more than ever. But if any of you out there are
thinking this basho represents a changing of the guard, and that Asa's days are
numbered, take another little purple pill and think again, Jack: It's game on!
Day 14
Comments (Martin Matra reporting)
The With the yusho decided on day 13, Asashoryu allegedly injured and
Hakuho's promotion in the bag, there's not much left for me to speculate on.
There is Bernie's strange absence, and I really hope she was worth it, because
from what I've heard since, we're talking pregnancy and shotgun wedding. In any
case, we won't be seeing him around for a while, which isn't all bad, because
now Sumotalk's stance on the henka is unanimous. There is also a new yaocho
story from the Shukan Gendai that I'm sure you're already familiar with. The
bottom line in this story is that the Shukan people seem to have the Association
by the bollocks, because they've been strangely silent on the matter. I'm not
going to speculate on this, though, because there's obviously more to it than
meets the eye. Hell, Miyagino's apology is practically equivalent to pleading
guilty in a court of law. Instead, how about focusing on some sumo for a change?
Alright, let's start with Kotooshu, uh...the Asashoryu-Kotooshu bout. Simon
makes a hazardous speculation in yesterday's comments, that Chiyotaikai didn't
come out with tsuppari against the big Bulgarian. He did, but Kotooshu clamped
him right away and kept him close until he could get the belt grip he needed.
There's a perfectly scientific explanation why tsuppari don't work so well
against Kotooshu: he's so damn tall, and for the thrusts to be effective you
have to aim higher, away from the center of gravity, to produce the torque
necessary to drive him back, because he's got some of the strongest legs in the
division.
Anyway,
let's get back to today's bout with the Yokozuna. Previous losses against
Aminishiki and the two veteran Ozeki got everyone to think Asashoryu was
injured. I thought so too, at first, but...the injured arm is supposed to be the
right one, but today Asashoryu showed up with the strap on the left! If there's
a reasonable explanation for this, I'd certainly like to hear it. One can
reasonably speculate he injured his left worse than the right and just ran out
of bandages. Inconsistencies aside, Asashoryu didn't seem his usual self today,
because right after a tachiai with both hands to Kotooshu's neck, he made
absolutely, positively zero effort to keep him away from the belt, instead
focusing on tsuppari. Eventually the Bulgarian grabbed a solid double uwate and
pressed the action quickly, throwing Asashoryu's ass to the dirt. What the hell
was that, Mr. Yokozuna? Were you trying to show Chiyotaikai where he went wrong
yesterday? You certainly made your point. Those of you who understand the terms
über-micro, n00b and gosu will certainly understand this: "Hell, it's about
time!"
This may well be the spark Kotooshu needed to get back on track, but don't be
fooled. He needed a huge tactical error from the Yokozuna and a possible injury
to win. Still, it's a win against Asashoryu and he enjoyed every second of it
(you can tell that by the big smile on his face and the subtle flicker of the
eyebrow from when he was receiving the thick stack of kensho envelopes).
Kotomitsuki may well have missed his greatest chance to beat Asashoryu in this
lifetime, because these last few days the Mongolian's been looking very
vulnerable.
Whew,
onto the next. Believe it or not, Sekiwake Kotomitsuki is building an Ozeki run.
After more than a year of erratic performances, he's finally posting steady
double digit records. Today he was already 10-3 before meeting Ozeki Kaio, who's
having a decent basho himself (hell, anybody can say they're having a decent
basho after throwing Asashoryu). The tachiai wasn't particularly strong, with
Kotomitsuki keeping Kaio's deadly right at bay, blocking his shoulder with his
left. After a one second long pause, Kotomitsuki quickly stepped to his right
and got the solid uwate while burying his other arm deep under Kaio's armpit.
From there on he just took Kaio back and over the edge for the 11th win. With a
similar performance next basho the NSK might just give him the promotion (if he
makes 33 wins, of course). Still, I think it's a long shot. Kaio's hanging on at
9-5.

Ozeki Chiyotaikai did today against Hakuho what he always does: tsuppari. The
Yokozuna (it's just a matter of formality now) tried to keep up at first, but
since that's not his specialty he was quickly driven back. He didn't panic,
though, and cautiously went for the belt, aware of a possible pull-down attempt.
When Chiyotaikai eventually missed a couple of shots, Hakuho snuck his way into
a deep morozashi, which he used to lift the 160kg Ozeki clean off his feet. He
couldn't finish it right away, though, but Chiyotaikai had nothing left to do.
With 14 wins, Hakuho is making his third yusho mathematically official.
Chiyotaikai is another one having a decent basho.
Sekiwake Ama faced M5 Takekaze in his quest for kachikoshi from the third
highest rank. Takekaze employed another of those half-impact henkas Clancy hates
so much, but failed to finish the job and the Mongolian snapped right back at
him to get both arms inside. He survived a late kubinage attempt by his round
opponent and drove him out to his seventh loss. Both men will need a win
tomorrow for kachikoshi. I'm giving Ama a 95% percent chance of getting his
(with the 5% cushion for inadvertent collapses or such). Takekaze will have to
work for his 8th, as he's facing Mongolian Ryuo, another guy with a dubiously
round outline.
Komusubi Kotoshogiku slammed hard into an upright M3 Kisenosato, who's seen
better days. The impact was so hard that Kisenosato was taken all the way back
to the tawara in one second with little resistance and pushed over with some
gaburi in another two. I don't know what's wrong with this guy...oh, wait, it's
his tachi-ai. With 9 losses already, Kisenosato's heading the wrong way, while
Kotoshogiku gets one final chance at kachikoshi tomorrow against Dejima.
Next up, injured Komusubi Toyonoshima met fellow Japanese hope Tochiozan in a
damage-control bout. Both men exhibited a cautious tachi-ai going for grips and
it was Toyonoshima who got the right uwate. Tochiozan shook it off, though, by
dropping his hips, taking advantage of Toyo's shorter arms, and surged forward
to push his opponent out with little resistance. A healthy Toyonoshima would
have put up quite the fight, but it wasn't the case today. Tochiozan (6-8) hit
his first wall this basho, but he's got a bright future ahead of him.
Toyonoshima did well getting 4 wins and could even get the fifth, against
hapless Korean Kasugao.
M' bitch Kakuryu got the makekoshi that was coming to him against fellow
Mongolian Tokitenku (speaking of Mongolians, a little note to Simon: did you
know the word ‘huzzah' has Mongolian origins? I'm Mongolian, remember? I'm
supposed to know). Both rikishi charged with arms up, probably both aiming for
the quick, cheap pull-down. Well, Tokitenku was quicker to grab his opponent by
the back of the neck and pull him off balance, finishing the job with a couple
more slaps, right before crashing out of the dohyo himself. Tokitenku secures
eight wins and will be back to Komusubi in July, after Toyonoshima's inherent
demotion. Kakuryu...well, seriously now, he's not that bad. Compared to cowards
like Kotooshu and the Ro brothers, he's a testament of courage. In four basho he
only pulled one henka, compared to at least 1-2 per basho by the others. And 6
wins from this rank is an achievement indeed, albeit by mostly evasive sumo.
Hey, if it works, he deserves to win.
M1
Homasho got schooled today by savvy veteran Wakanosato, who's slowly getting
back into it. Homasho came slightly lower at the tachi-ai, but his pretty face
ate a hefty dose of Wakanosato shoulder (Did I just say pretty? Every time I see
that guy's face I can only think about animals from the Equidae family . That
gave the old guy enough time to plant a thick right paw on Homasho's back and
another one on his head to slap him down to his ninth loss. He'll be back, just
you wait. Wakanosato (9-5) is back where he belongs, but age is starting to
catch up with him.
Korean M6 Kasugao can hardly get anything going these days. M2 Tamanoshima
wisely kept him away from the belt, and when the Korean finally did manage to
get a shallow right inside, Tama just locked his arm and stood him upright,
ultimately thrusting him down by tsukiotoshi. Tamanoshima got his ass handed to
him at M2, but still managed to get 5 so far.
Unlike Georgian Kokkai or Japanese Tokitsuumi, who got ground into fine powder
this time around. The whole affair was rather messy, with Tokitsuumi getting a
bothersome grip on the front of the Georgian's mawashi and keeping a low stance
in the process. Normally, I'd expect Kokkai to go right for the pull-down but
today he didn't, instead trying to shake off the grip, which he eventually did.
With a quick push to the side Tokitsuumi managed to spin Kokkai around, but the
Georgian somehow stayed in it. Finally, Tokitsuumi slipped the right deep under
Kokkai armpit and performed a nice sukuinage, earning him his third win of the
tournament. Kokkai's numbers are similar and both can take some time off next
basho down in the netherworld.
One of this basho's heroes, M4 Aminishiki (who handed Asashoryu his first
defeat), met former Ozeki Dejima (who was cruising through the lower division).
Dejima delivered his usual strong tachi-ai, but Aminishiki survived the charge
and, although taken back to the straw, he threw Dejima off balance by
brilliantly pushing upwards into his armpit. The maneuver was so effective
Dejima had little time to do anything before he was pushed out of the dohyo by
an embarrassing okuridashi. He looked devastated by the loss, but it was all his
fault, for attacking recklessly and allowing his sneaky (and very underrated)
opponent to get inside. Aminishiki gets his 9th and will get the shukunsho for
the Yokozuna and Ozeki scalps. Dejima might get a kantosho himself, but being a
former Ozeki and all, I doubt it.
The
next bout featured one of the strangest tachi-ai I've ever seen. Mongolian
debutant Ryuo came high and just tried to wrap both arms against class clown
Takamisakari's neck, but the latter's own tachi-ai was just as bad and he
couldn't capitalize. Ryuo retreated to the side and deflected Takamisakari's
charge to turn the tables and force him down and out by oshitaoshi. Personally,
I think Takamisakari charges with his eyes closed, because today he didn't seem
to have any idea what his opponent (who was right in front of him, by the way)
was doing. Ryuo makes an impression by getting double digits right from his
debut, and it will be interesting to see how he fares next. Takamisakari is 8-6
and he's already raked in more dough from kensho then most sanyaku. Gotta love
it.
Russian Rohoho came too high at the tachiai against Mongolian AsaseUgly,
instantly allowing him a solid left uwate on the front of the mawashi. The man
in the red mawashi kept sliding to the side, trying to get the easy dashinage
win, but Roho stayed alive long enough to force a little stalemate in the center
of the dohyo. Asasekiryu then capitalized on his better position and stood the
Ossetian up to force him out for his 12th win out of 14 matches. Special prizes
are on his way, and with a little slip-up from Kotoshogiku he might even make
sanyaku. Roho is ugly.
Miyabiyama, a former Ozeki, sure ain't what he used to be. Today you could see
clearly at the tachi-ai that his center of gravity was well outside his area of
support. That's why M11 Tochinonada's (a former Sekiwake himself) pull was so
effective, sending the blob across the dohyo and near the edge. From there it
was a simple job for Nada, who got morozashi and sent his fat foe across the
straw for the easy yorikiri win. With only 7 wins at this lowly rank Tochinonada
isn't looking too good. He's looking better than Miyabi though, who should be
mowing his opponents like a chainsaw through a hollow tree trunk.
M11 Otsukasa was a millisecond quicker than M15 Ushiomaru and stood the latter
up at the tachi-ai. After which he pulled him down by the face to get his 4th
win on his way to Juryo. Ushiomaru will be helping him pack and they'll probably
share the ride as well. Neext.
M13 Futeno fizzled out near the end of the basho after a dreamy 8-0 start. He
took serious abuse to his face from Hokutoriki's tsuppari, and just when he was
getting ready to finally turn the tables on the Joker, he was avoided at the
edge and thrown to his 4th loss in as many days. Wow, getting thrown by
Jokutoriki must suck even worse than doing the henka on Dejima and losing. Both
rikishi are 9-5.
Satoyama got his make-koshi against Tochinohana in a bout where lack of size was
the key word. Kantosho, Mike? Also, there were some guys dropping in from Juryo,
but those bouts are highly irrelevant.
So, what do we have left to look forward to? Let's see...We have the clash of
the two Mongolian Yokozuna. From what I've seen these last 3-4 days, Hakuho
should win easily, but let's not take Asashoryu lightly yet. Then there's Ozeki
hopeful Kotomitsuki (that sounds just plain weird, dunnit?) against Chiyotaikai,
and Koto has to win this one in order to stand a chance to get it next basho
with 11. There's also some yaocho watch, with Ama needing his 8th against
Asasekiryu who already has 12 wins, prizes and promotion guaranteed. There are
also some other guys with 7-7 and, oh, yeah, some four guys coming over from
Juryo to pay their respects.
I'm more curious, though, about the whole Yaocho scandal. It seems there's more
to it than even we Sumotalk conspiracy crackpots thought. I can't possibly
imagine the yaocho going all the way to the Association arranging the outcomes
of all the bouts, that's just plain ridiculous, but I'm sure some rikishi throw
strategic bouts for money or future favors. Remember, though, that Sumotalk
called last year's Nagoya yaocho long before there was any talk about it in the
papers. Anyway, the whole thing stinks to high heaven, and the NSK shutting up
about it isn't helping either. I already see them dropping all charges against
the Shukan Gendai for their last piece on yaocho. If that's not evidence for
foul play, I don't know what is.
Clancy rides the purple dinosaur on senshuraku. Day 13
Comments (Simon Siddall reporting)
The inevitable is almost a reality. Hakuho's feet and upper thighs are in the Yokozuna door and
we'll soon be subjected to yet more soul searching in the Japanese press about the foreign dominance of their national sport. Hakuho is only 22, and will surely be around for many years to come. To make things worse for the Japanese, Asashoryu is some distance off 27. Is there a credible Japanese challenger in the works? Without substantial improvement from the home contingent,
I'm afraid I don't see it at this time. Homasho might look the closest thing to the real deal, but
he's 26 now. Still, he is improving in leaps and bounds, looking pretty comfortable among the top boys. Hmmm.
Back to the man of the moment, we have been treated to an imperious display from Hakuho. The only bout in which he looked even slightly in trouble was the Kaio one, but he showed power and skill to turn that one around. Asashoryu is surely injured – yeah, Chiyotaikai did some great sumo yesterday, but I
don't see a fully-charged Asashoryu losing to anything the Ozeki can bring on any day of the week. And what about that balancing act at the edge? Astonishing.
Turning to today's action, Ozeki Hakuho (13-0) fended off a determined attack from Sekiwake Kotomitsuki, who showed a hell of a lot more verve than he did against Asashoryu. The new Yokozuna hung in there and finally got a right-hand grip. With Kotomitsuki desperately fending off the left hand, Hakuho attacked and got what he wanted (hidari uwate) to force the Sekiwake out with an unstoppable double belt grip. More fine sumo from Hakuho, and he can wrap up the yusho tomorrow against Chiyotaikai. I
don't see any other outcome. Still, it will be exciting to see him go for a zensho yusho against Asashoryu on senshuraku, and with the Yokozuna clearly at 50%, he will surely get it.
Yes, there's something definitely wrong with Yokozuna Asashoryu as he uncharacteristically held back at the tachiai against Ozeki Kaio, allowing his opponent to wrap up the left arm.
The right arm of the Yokozuna is clearly next to useless so that was out of the
equation. Kaio was pushed back, ultimately forced to give up left uwate to the Yokozuna, but he stayed calm and forced a mid-dohyo stalemate, while trying to get his favoured migi-uwate, and he got it as Asashoryu went for an ill-advised twisting attempt that brought his mawashi into range of
Kaio's grasping right hand. Asashoryu seemed at a loss with what to do next so it was up to Kaio then to pounce with a nice pull on the belt for the uwatedashinage win. 9-4 for the Ozeki. Asashoryu is 10-3, and can no longer do anything about his
compatriot's promotion to the top rank. This is gonna be a tough time for Asa, who hates losing more than most. But I
don't expect him to pull out – he has way too much Yokozuna pride for that. And he is a big enough man to accept that
Hakuho's promotion is inevitable and deserved.
Ozeki Chiyotaikai (10-3) has had a fine basho. It really is great to see him going with forward sumo again. Ozeki Kotooshu (8-5), on the other hand, has looked, frankly, poor. Today, however, the Bulgarian got away with it as Chiyotaikai elected (???) not to come out with tsuppari – his arms were way too low, giving Kotooshu the chance to neutralize them. This, basically, was suicidal stuff, as Kotooshu was able to fight the bout under his own terms. I really
don't understand what Chiyotaikai was doing here – poor concentration perhaps. Kotooshu took control and it was game over once he snagged the belt and swung Chiyo around to the side, from where he could easily push out.
In an all-Mongolian affair, Sekiwake Ama (6-7) fell victim to a blatant henka from M1 Tokitenku (7-6). Ama ran straight past his opponent in spectacular fashion, as Tokitenku gave him a playful push on the back of the mawashi to help him along. Well, another one for you henka fans. Did you get your jollies? Was it fun? What a marvelous display of timing and technical
ability...and cowardice.
Komusubi Toyonoshima (4-9) has put up a real fight with that injury, even managing to pull off an improbable win over genki Ozeki Chiyotaikai along the way. M3 Kisenosato (5-8) was looking to snap a six-day losing streak. It was another stirring performance from the walking wounded but Kisenosato proved to be just a little too much for him as he kept on the case, avoiding the pitfalls of three mid-bout evasions. Kisser finally got Toyo on the edge but the Komusubi miraculously survived, but was fatally off balance, leaving the way open for Kisenosato to push his opponent down to the clay. It was over before that, however, as
Toyo's foot slipped out inadvertently.
Komusubi Kotoshogiku fell victim to M5 Takekaze, who employed his usual pulling tactics to devastating effect as he came in low at the tachiai and wasted no time at all in going for the back of his
opponent's head. OK, Takekaze has had a fantastic basho, somehow picking up seven wins so far from a tricky rank, but this was not pretty at all. Kotoshogiku will be moderately pissed off with this poor loss and falls to 6-7.
In a battle between two of the great hopes for Japanese sumo, M1 Homasho met up with M4 Tochiohzan, who reminded us how dangerous he can be as he kept the pressure on his decidedly unsteady-looking opponent. Tochiohzan stayed patient and kept his stance low as Homasho failed to get any kind of grip or control.
Homasho's ankle finally collapsed as he tried a dramatic leap to the side in an attempt to turn the bout. Not the most beautiful bout in sumo history, but it was a deserved win for Tochiohzan. It is the second day running that Homasho has lost badly to opponents he should be beating. Both men are make-koshi with eight losses. Disappointing.
M8 Asasekiryu has been having a dream basho with ten wins out of twelve. Against giant-slayer M4 Aminishiki, he came out pushing and thrusting, keeping Ami right in front of him and on the defensive, despite his opponent shifting to the side at tachiai. Aminishiki charged blindly forward but Sexy was on the case, pulling on the neck while somehow managing to keep his collapsing knee from touching the clay as his opponent crumpled. This looked a scrappy bout against an out-of-sorts-looking Aminishiki, but in fact great awareness and split-second thinking was shown by Sexy to give him the unorthodox win (kubihineri – neck twisting throw.) He improves to 11-2 and a probable special prize. Aminishiki has a fine 8-5 record from the M4 rank with some notable scalps under his belt. For me this bout demonstrated one of the reasons for the success of the Mongolians in sumo – rarely would we see a Japanese rikishi winning with this kind of technique. The Mongolian rikishi have a broader range of techniques in their arsenal, with all-round superior agility. This gives them a decisive advantage.
M10 Dejima got away with it big time as M7 Takamisakari executed one of his trademark switches at the edge as he took
Dejima's charge in his stride, getting straight into morozashi. The former Ozeki did not capitulate, however, and pulled off a remarkable twisting escape to disengage and give himself one more pop at Circus. He made no mistake the second time, charging his foe out. Dejima improves to 11-2 and stays in the yusho race (ahem). To get a special prize, however, he will probably need 13 wins in view of his former Ozeki status – he is expected to perform well at this rank. Takimasakari is 8-5.
I had to drag my gaze away from the big Roho poster I have on the wall next to my bed to watch the Russian M9 kick M16
Hokutoriki's arse in emphatic style, holding the jokester off at the tachiai to get morozashi and walk him out with no resistance whatsoever.
That's nine wins for the world's most cheerful man. Hokutoriki might have fought like a potato left out for two days in the rain today, but he will nonetheless be satisfied with his 8-5 record.
M13 Futenoh (9-4) has gone off the rails somewhat, losing three times in the last four days. Matched up against super-genki M14 Ryuo (9-4), he was forced off balance right from the start as the Mongolian newcomer cleverly pulled back from the tachiai. Futenoh never recovered as he staggered forward, unable to get into his own sumo at all. Ultimately, he was easy meat for the oshi-dashi win as Ryuo attacked with vigour. This lad does not look bad at all, does he now?
The fat lady is singing, my friends. Dejima and Asasekiryu are now the only ones who can catch Hakuho, but they both have tough bouts tomorrow, and need to win both of their final bouts, while Hakuho would need to lose his remaining two.
Ain't gonna happen, I'm afraid. We have a new Yokozuna at last. He will secure the yusho tomorrow, zensho on Sunday, and be promoted next week. Did anyone really have any doubts?
Oh, and Baruto strolled to the
Juryo yusho today! Huzzah!
Over and out for me. Martin comes out of the closet with Kakuryu tomorrow.
Day 12
Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
In what was shaping up to be the best basho in years has taken a rather
unexpected turn these last few days once again producing a rikishi who is head
and shoulders above the rest of the field--at least through the first 12
days--leaving the others to battle it out for a second place that nobody cares
about. But who'da ever thought that star rikishi wouldn't be Asashoryu? Here's a
trivia question for you: who was the last rikishi to blow a two bout lead over
Asashoryu with just three days to go? The answer in a bit.
But first, let's focus on the day's events. Rewind back to senshuraku of the
Haru basho and recount the final bout of the tournament (the playoff doesn't
count). Yes, Yokozuna Asashoryu greased Ozeki Chiyotaikai with a tachi-ai henka
that set up a yusho playoff between Asa and Hakuho. Was revenge on Chiyo's mind
today? Dunno, but something inspired this Ozeki. As the two rikishi went through
their pre-bout
rituals,
they gave the audience a couple of good staredowns. Not anything that appeared
canned or that was too prolonged...just a coupla solid staredowns like the good
old days. It added a little bit of excitement to another blow-out win for
Asashoryu, right? Not today as Asashoryu was a millisecond late with his
tachi-ai and that's all Chiyotaikai needed storming into the Yokozuna leading
with a right nodowa that Asashoryu would never shake. Chiyotaikai muscled
Asashoryu back to the edge in a flash, and even though he didn't finish the
Yokozuna off with some oomph sending him into the crowd, he had beaten him to
the point that not even a fantastic balancing act by Asashoryu on the straw
could save his Yokozuna hide.
This was fantastic stuff from the Ozeki, who scores his biggest win in ages
moving into position alongside Asashoryu at 10-2. Chiyotaikai has proven that he
can still step up in the clutch with the win. Kadoban-shmadoban...with a little
help from his friend (Asashoryu), Chiyotaikai is still in the yusho race if he
can beat Hakuho. Okay, okay, now I'm getting carried away. It's just nice to see
the Ozeki have an impact on the basho when previously he'd grab that eighth win
and suck the rest of the way. As for Asashoryu, he made no mistakes today. He
just lost to a more determined guy at the tachi-ai. And how great was the Yokozuna
in defeat? I mean the dude has been driven back to the straw a second and a
half, his right leg is in the air parallel to the dohyo in his opponent's grasp,
and yet he still doesn't go down without a fight. It took Chiyotaikai longer to
finish Asashoryu off at the edge in that position than it took him to get him
there. Just incredible stuff all around. Regarding the Yokozuna, he's in a
position now that he has never been in before. Oh sure, he's failed to take the
yusho, and he's even been down two losses heading into the final three days, but
never after having dropped the yusho the tournament before. Let's not count
Genghis out just yet, though. With a chance to hand Hakuho a loss on senshuraku,
he only needs Kotomitsuki or Chiyotaikai to trip him up the next two days.
Remember Hokutoriki several years ago at the Natsu basho. Asa's just a henka
away from getting right back into this thing.
Let's move on to the other marquee bout of the day featuring Ozeki Hakuho vs.
Ozeki Kotooshu. Kotooshu grabbed the early left outer grip from the chest
thumping tachi-ai, but Hakuho countered just as fast with a left outer of his
own only he one-upped the Bulgarian by taking the initiative first going for the
outer belt throw with the left while pulling down at the back of Kotooshu's neck
with the right. Kotooshu managed to slip out of the move but was too low and too
out of position by then. Wasting no time, Hakuho regained the advantage slipping
his left arm
around
Kotooshu's right and wrangled Kotooshu to the dirt with a nifty tottari move
picking up his 12th win in as many days. This was a great example of where both
of these rikishi are in their careers right now. The tachi-ai in this bout was a
stalemate although you could argue that Kotooshu had the slight advantage. So
from this 50-50 position, it was Hakuho who took the risk and went for the kill
straightway. It didn't seem to me that Kotooshu even had a plan of how he wanted
to attack his foe, and he went down far too easily even though he had an uwate.
Simply put, Kotooshu shoulda done more with that good tachi-ai than he did. It
speaks volumes to me at least. So, who was the last rikishi to lead Asashoryu by
two bouts with three days to go? Yes, it was Kotooshu at the 2005 Aki basho.
As for Hakuho, this was solid stuff again, and you can see his confidence just
soaring right now. Mathematically, he can secure the yusho tomorrow if all of
the other two-loss guys lose and Hakuho wins, but hat's extremely unlikely,
though, especially when Asashoryu faces Kaio on day 13. Hakuho is the definite
favorite now, but Asashoryu can sure as hell beat him on senshuraku, so the
Ozeki must continue to concentrate and take care of bidness these next two days.
Kotomitsuki has been a pain in the ass for Hakuho of late, and we just saw what
an inspired Chiyotaikai can do, so it's not over. As for Yokozuna promotion? Who
cares. I honestly don't think Hakuho is even thinking about it at this point,
and that's why he's surging like this. The word out of Hakuho's mouth most this
basho is "concentration." It's as dumb as sports clichés get, but Hakuho is
truly taking them one bout at a time. I love the guy's mindset right now, and
his physical abilities are a given. I don't see him getting beat the rest of the
way, but there's this nagging five-letter word that I can't get out of my
paranoid mind called h-e-n-k-a. Ruins everything.
Let's move on. Talk about a love him hate him kind of guy. M4 Aminishiki used a
dirty tachi-ai henka to his right against Ozeki Kaio grabbing the cheap right
uwate that he used to push him to the side and eventually completely around
setting up the bum rush victory in the end. This was dirty pool if I've ever
seen it. Let me walk you through Aminishiki's mindset. He pulled off the upset
of Asashoryu on day 10 suddenly moving him to 7 wins. He knows that one more win
will give him his kachi-koshi and the shukunsho, so after failing miserably
against Kotoshogiku yesterday in a straightup fight, he wusses out today and
goes for the henka of Kaio (8-4) at the tachi-ai. Yeah, Aminishiki looks good at
8-4, but I think this was his third dirty win of the basho. There ya go. Love
him and hate him. And is it too much to ask that no one does the tachi-ai henka
on the days that I comment? Who makes up the reporting schedule around here
anyway?
See that drain over there? That's M3 Kisenosato circling it. Today against
Sekiwake Ama, both rikishi shared a neutral tachi-ai where it seemed as if
neither could get solid footing on the dohyo. With both rikishi unstable and
flopping in low stances, you knew this would be a pull-fest. And the two didn't
disappoint each going for slap downs of the other. The difference proved to be
Kisenosato's poor footwork as Ama took advantage in the end pouncing on the Kid
whose feet were aligned slapping him down to the clay. Ugly comments...ugly
bout. Ama improves to 6-6 while Kisenosato makes the make-koshi official. Please
tell me we don't have another Futenoh on our hands with Kisenosato.
M5 Takekaze attempted to work his magic again today against Sekiwake
Kotomitsuki, but the latter kept his arms in tight cutting off any sort of
effective attack from Takekaze and easily set him up for the push out taking
mere seconds. Solid stuff from Kotomitsuki (10-2) who should spur talks of Ozeki
promotion again with double digit wins in consecutive basho (he went 10-5 in
March). Forgive me for rooting against his promotion. The last thing we need is
an Ozeki who's hit and miss and can win in double digits about one basho in
every four. We've already got three of 'em, so we don't need one more. As for this
basho, Kotomitsuki is the wild card along with Chiyotaikai now. Both have yet to
face Hakuho; both are sitting on two losses; and both are still well in this
thing if they can beat Hakuho. Judging by how Mitsuki handled his bout with
Asashoryu yesterday, I'll check him off the list. Takekaze falls to 6-6.
M4
Tochiohzan's strong, forward-moving attack fueled by his lower body has been
absent this entire basho, and while the M4 seemed to have the advantage at the
tachi-ai today, Komusubi Kotoshogiku endured the hidari-yotsu contest well
frustrating Tochiohzan to the point where he went for an ill-advised pull down
attempt. From there, it was gravy as the Geeku set the hook and scored the easy
force-out win. Experience wins today as the Geeku moves to 6-6. Tochiohzan makes
it official falling to 4-8.
Komusubi Toyonoshima seemed to let up at the tachi-ai a bit against M2
Tamanoshima hoping he'd walk into the moro-zashi grip. It didn't work out
perfectly, but Toyonoshima enjoyed the early frontal belt grip with the right
hand. Tama countered with a left forearm pressing against Toyo's face, but the
Komusubi pressed throughout and forced Tamanoshima to the edge where his final
force-out attempt didn't have the necessary punch. Tamanoshima managed to twist
Toyonoshima back and out while Toyonoshima grabbed the back of Tamanoshima's leg
as the equalizer. Both rikishi crashed to the dirt and seemed to hit at the same
time, but the gunbai went to Toyonoshima. A mono-ii was called and it was so
damn close, but I can see why they gave it to Toyonoshima as Tamanoshima's left
elbow seemed to barely touch first. Prolly shoulda been a do-over, but
Toyonoshima (4-8) will take the charity...he's been through enough already.
Peter ain't the rock this basho falling to a paltry 3-9.
Today's Homasho - Tokitenku matchup was ruined by the referee's failure to call
a false start. Neither rikishi was synched up at the tachi-ai and M1 Homasho
stumbled forward when M1 Tokitenku wasn't ready, but the Mongolian stood up
anyway and the referee yelled out "nokotta!". I think Homasho let up a bit
thinking it was a false start because he offered no attack and was pushed back
in uncharacteristic fashion by some Tokitenku thrusts. Near the edge, Tokitenku
shifted gears and went for the pulldown that finished the job, but they should
have called this one back. Neither rikishi had the advantage over the other, so
the end result was fair. It just could have been better with a sound tachi-ai.
Tokitenku moves to 6-6 with the win while Homasho is on the brink at 5-7.
M2 Kokkai picked up a much-needed win thanks to M3 Kakizoe's withdrawing form
the basho earlier in the day. I think the injury suffered by Kakizoe was to his
pride. In lieu of the bout, however, we were treated to one of my favorite
moment's of a basho...Takamisakari's kachi-koshi interview!! Even if you can't
understand him, watching his interviews are priceless. First, he's like a little
kid speaking into the microphone for the first time where he breathes hard into
the thing, and then you have his beady eyes shifting back and forth while he
gives the most honest, candid answers. I agree with Kitanofuji-oyakata who was
in the booth today when afterwards he said, "I'd like to see more of the
interview." Takamisakari is a national treasure in my opinion, and the Sumo
Association should do everything in their power to keep him around for a long
time.
I guess I just ruined the suspense of Takamisakari's bout today, but oh well.
The Robocop continued his excellent display of sumo this basho by hitting M5
Kakuryu well at the tachi-ai and despite giving up the early right outer grip,
he had his left arm in such great position that he lifted Kakuryu upright
breaking of the outer grip and easily set him up for the swift force-out win.
This was great stuff yet again from the Robocop who clinches kachi-koshi in his
first opportunity. Kakuryu falls to 5-7 but has done well so far this basho
considering his rank.
M7 Wakanosato just crushed Makuuchi rookie Satoyama with a right forearm at the
tachi-ai that caught the M12 right in the neck/face and lifted him upright and
off balance. Waka immediately went for the pull down at this point and dragged
his compromised opponent across half of the ring and down in one fell swoop.
This looked like dominating stuff, but Wakanosato's positioning and footwork was
terrible. He got lucky in that Satoyama (5-7) charged with his head too low and
looking straight at the dirt thus allowing Wakanosato's initial forearm to play
such an impact. Bad sumo from both rikishi. Wakanosato moves to 7-5.
The high point of the tournament so far in the lower Maegashira ranks has been
the performances of Dejima, Futenoh, and Asasekiryu...and actually a few of
Takamisakari's bouts. Today, M13 Futenoh and M8 Asasekiryu locked horns where
Seki employed a nice tsuppari attack whose aim wasn't to drive Futenoh back but
to keep him off of the belt. It was an excellent strategy because Seki was the
one who dictated when the bout went to the belt, and he was rewarded with the
better left-handed inside grip. Asasekiryu tested the force-out waters
straightway, but Futenoh was in the good position to grab the right outer grip,
so Seki kept his hips back and jockeyed for a few seconds before brilliantly
using his right arm to push at Futenoh's left side (the ottsuke move) lifting
him upright and enabling him to combine the attack with that left inner grip to
force Futenoh back and out. This was great strategy throughout from Sexy who
moves to 10-2, just two off the pace. Futenoh falls to 9-3.
You knew that the M9 Miyabiyama - M16 Hokutoriki affair today would be a
tsuppari contest, but I didn't think it would be that ugly. Both rikishi seemed
hesitant to instigate the charge (I think they both knew the other had "pull
down" on his mind), so they stood there with stiff arms at each other's necks
just kinda holding each other at bay for a few seconds. Finally, Miyabiyama went
for the move first and slapped Hokutoriki off balance and eventually down to the
clay for the ugly pulldown win. Miyabiyama will take this one, though, as he
moves to 7-5. Hokutoriki is 8-4.
M9 Roho picked up his kachi-koshi today by exhibiting an excellent tachi-ai
where he leaned to his left and grabbed the firm outer grip. M14 Hochiyama's own
charge was so weak, that Roho had more than sufficient time to plant that right
foot and launch Hochiyama (5-7) over and down into a heap for the powerful win.
The Russian is 8-4.
Today, you could liken Makuuchi rookie, Ryuo, to a prisoner who hasn't received
his conjugal visit for six months. In other words, he only lasted about eight
seconds. The Mongolian looked great against M10 Dejima from the start using a
moro-te tachi-ai and forcing Dejima back with his tsuppari attack, but as
mentioned Ryuo reached the climax of his sumo at about 8 seconds in and then
just went limp. From there, Dejima spun him completely around and then easily
pushed him out from behind. Dejima had really done nothing the whole bout, but
he took advantage of Ryuo's lack of stamina nicely moving to 10-2. Ryuo falls to
8-4.
M15 Ushiomaru looks to have an injured left knee. Wearing a brace around it that
looked like a doughnut (Mmmm...doughnuts), he pressed the action against M11
Tochinonada, but the gentle giant just went with the flow and backed up a bit
before timing a perfect slapdown of the Ushi (5-7) with the left arm. Nada
reaches the .500 mark at 6-6.
I knew it was coming....a two bout winning streak for M11 Otsukasa! And even
after a retarded tachi-ai where he went for an ineffective harite. This is the
same tachi-ai he used against Wakanosato where he jumps off the dohyo a couple
of centimeters while he swings his left arm. Wakanosato took clear advantage
when he saw it, but M13 Tochinohana proved why he is 2-10 by just standing there
and watching the move. After the display, Otsukasa was the one attacking, and he
managed a belt grip that was enough to force the stagnant Tochinohana back and
out for the ugly win.
Juryo rikishi, Kitazakura, clinched his kachi-koshi in the division today taking
advantage of a late M12 Tamakasuga tachi-ai and grabbing an early left uwate.
Tamakasuga ain't a belt fighter, so the duck was able to force the veteran out
with ease. Kitazakura was so excited afterwards he hopped off the dohyo only to
forget that there was actually a kensho for the bout. I know, who in their right
mind would pay to sponsor the Tamakasuga - Kitazakura matchup? But someone did
god bless 'em. Kitazakura skipped back onto the dohyo, collected the cool 30,000
yen, then delivered a "guts pose" (a clenched fist) to the crowd creating quite
the disturbance in the arena. You would have thought they had announced my
entrance into the building. It was a good moment even though the Sumo
Association frowns upon rikishi displaying emotion on the dohyo. Give the crowd
something to cheer for I say. I mean this is the bottom of the barrel.
Tamakasuga falls to 4-8.
And finally, M15 Iwakiyama kept his kachi-koshi hopes alive by throwing a fierce
left elbow into J1 Yoshikaze's grill at the tachi-ai and driving the Juryo
rikishi back near the tawara where he next dangerously went for the swipe down.
He seemed to catch Yoshikaze's right arm as the smaller YK fell to the dirt. No
matter. At 5-7 Iwakiyama is spared the make-koshi for now, and Luigi's
excitement is put on hold as barrels won't be rolling down the Donkey Kong
scaffolding just yet.
With Asashoryu's stunning second defeat and Hakuho's twelfth win, Yokozuna
promotion is in the bag. Still, there's plenty of potential drama left if
someone can trip Hakuho up before the final day. Your leaderboard is as follows:
12-0: Hakuho
10-2: Asashoryu, Chiyotaikai, Kotomitsuki, Asasekiryu, Dejima
Bryce types right-handed tomorrow. Day 11
Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
The irony of it all just burns me up to no end. Rewind to the final
bout yesterday between Asashoryu and Aminishiki that saw an extremely close
finish that demanded a judges conference; yet, the men in black keep their hands
down and butts planted in those cushions whistlin' Dixie as if nothing out of
the ordinary happened. What a joke. Then to add insult to injury, I settle onto
the couch in my underwear with trusty laptop in hand to watch the day 11 bouts,
and I'm thinking, "first up is Yoshikaze vs. Tochinohana...don't need to comment
on that" until the bout ends with another close finish and the men in black are
off their asses faster than teenage kids can evacuate a parked car after someone
lets a hot fart. In fact, day 11 saw three mono-ii that included two do-overs
and one reversal. Can it be anymore clearer than that? Why doesn't a Yokozuna
get the same respect as a Sekiwake, some Maegashira scrubs, and even a Juryo
rikishi for hellsakes?
Fact is a double standard does exist, and the judges will rule against Asashoryu
at any opportunity just because they're bitter that a foreign rikishi is kicking
their asses and is on pace to take down the greatest of the greats. This isn't
my opinion. This is a fact. A big deal is currently being made over yaocho and
whether or not it exists in sumo. Can't have anyone compromising bouts can we?
Well, when the judges blatantly turn a blind eye towards a bout that involves a
Yokozuna--a Yokozuna who has been carrying the sport for four years--it
compromises the integrity of the sport the same as if a bout was fixed. I am so
pissed off right now that Kotooshu could henka Takekaze today and I'd run around
the neighborhood in my wife's panties out of sheer joy.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking are my wife's panties the
cotton ones or those silky kind. That, and "you're just mad because you like
Asashoryu and wanted him to win." Well, you're not gonna get the answer to the
first question, and as for the second question, I don't have a rooting interest
for Asashoryu, and I thought Aminishiki won the thing fair and square. I thought
he won the bout when I watched it live, and I thought he was the winner after
watching the replay over and over and over. That's not the point. The point is
the bout warranted a mono-ii as Aminishiki clearly touched the dohyo before
Asashoryu hit anything, and you have to at least call the judges conference out
of respect for the Yokozuna rank. Even Asashoryu couldn't hold back afterwards
in the press blurting out in not so polite terms that he at least deserved a
mono-ii.
Damn straight he did. And the funny thing is I was quite calm at the end of the
bouts yesterday. I'm used to Asashoryu getting jobbed by the judges, so I didn't
think anything of it until the judges were so actively involved in the
meaningless bouts today. It just hammered home the point that the judges are
consciously going to rule against Asashoryu at every opportunity. I get hot
because they don't respect the rank itself. Furthermore, if that had been a
Japanese Yokozuna at the end of Aminishiki's push out, there would have been a
mono-ii called. That's indisputable. And that's also racial prejudice. I know
the mainstream press isn't going to say it, and the public won't discuss it
among themselves, but everyone knows it.
As for yesterday's happenings, I gave Bernie a whole ten minutes after curfew
before I finally had to call down to the front desk and have the hotel doors
locked for the night. Hey, as long as she was worth it, you're forgiven my man.
As for the Aminishiki - Asashoryu matchup, the Yokozuna blew it with the worst
tachi-ai I can ever remember seeing from him. His feet were aligned and
Aminishiki pounced. In order to post a perfect basho, you can maybe make one
mistake. Ozeki Hakuho made his against Toyonoshima by going for that early pull
down, but the hobbled Komusubi couldn't close the deal. Asa made his mistake
with a horrible tachi-ai against a wily veteran and paid the price.
Enough of that. Let's get to the day 11 action before my wife wakes up and
catches me wearing her undies.
Whenever Asashoryu and Kotomitsuki meet, NHK tries their best to at least make
it appear that Kotomitsuki has a chance, but he doesn't...especially if reports
from Hit and Mitsuki himself that he has a bad back right now are true.
Asashoryu proved as much making amends for his tachi-ai yesterday by using a
brilliant charge today where he pushed up at Kotomitsuki's left arm turning the
Sekiwake completely to the side. From there, the Yokozuna wasted no time pushing
Kotomitsuki out from behind for the solid okuri-dashi win. Simple as that, and
nothing else to break down as Asashoryu improves to 10-1 all but knocking out
Kotomitsuki from the yusho race at 9-2.
Ozeki
Hakuho looked to storm to an easy victory against fellow Ozeki Kaio coming in,
but not so fast. After a stalemate at the tachi-ai, Hakuho used his annoying
tsuppari to keep Kaio away from the belt until Hakuho could work his way in for
a brief left inside grip. Hakuho used that position to mount a charge, but Kaio
evaded around the ring and actually got his own right arm on the inside of
Hakuho's left lifting Hakuho's limb up in the air (captured at right), but the
problem was Kaio was retreating when he pulled the move off...not attacking. Had
he been moving forward with that position, he would have handed Hakuho his first
loss, but it wasn't to be as Hakuho bullied his way into the quick moro-zashi
position that Kaio could not counter. It was easy in the end but a struggle to
get there as Hakuho remains perfect at 11-0. Kaio falls to 8-3, but what does he
care? The eight's in the bag.
For some reason, M3 Kisenosato was 0-7 against Ozeki Chiyotaikai coming into
today's bout. Is it because he can't take tsuppari to the face? Could be because
today he offered no resistance again allowing Chiyotaikai to work his tsuppari
magic and quickly drive Kisenosato back and out. This wasn't that dominating
tsuppari attack where Chiyotaikai strikes once, twice, three times and you're in
the first row, but it was feisty enough that Kisenosato had no answer. Chiyo
moves to 9-2 with the win while, the Kid hasn't had an answer for much anything
this basho falling to 4-7.
Uh,
Kotooshu...would you like to explain yourself? What in the hell was that? No
wonder this dude is evading the likes of Kakizoe. Today against M5 Takekaze, the
Ozeki's tachi-ai was half-assed as he allowed Takekaze to take the initiative
with a brilliant left ottsuke move that turned Kotooshu around and upright.
Takekaze seized the opportunity from there and drove the Ozeki back to the straw
to the point where Kotooshu had no options left to counter his opponent. It was
a bit of work, but Takekaze finally pushed Kotooshu across the straw for the
unbelievable win improving his record to 6-5. Maybe Kotooshu shoulda henka'd the
guy after all. In all seriousness, I harp on Kotooshu so much because he's
wasting his potential. I hate the henka, and I hate it e'en more when an Ozeki
or Yokozuna does it. But in Kotooshu's case, his crap sumo takes him out of
basho altogether. You can just see the inner turmoil in his noggin'. He admitted
that he felt guilty after greasing Kakizoe and that he surprised even himself by
doing it. Kotooshu has gotta learn to trust in his ability win or lose. And
Kotonowaka...if you're reading this...how bout a little vested interest in your
prodigy who's lost three in a row and now finds himself at 7-4. Sorry Kotooshu
fans...the frustration continues, especially since your dude hasn't fought the
Khan yet.
In an entertaining affair, Sekiwake Ama attacked M1 Homasho too high from the
tachi-ai allowing Homasho to get on the inside in the moro-zashi position, but
as Homasho forced Ama back towards the straw and his certain death, Ama pulled
off the move of the basho. Digging in to force Homasho to strong-arm him to the
clay from the moro-zashi position--which Homasho did, Ama used the tip of his
right foot to kick out Homasho's leg just enough so that both rikishi crashed to
the dirt at the same time. The referee ruled in favor of Homasho, which looked
to be the correct call, but a mono-ii was called for and the bout was correctly
declared a tie forcing a rematch. In the do-over, Homasho was a half-second late
at the tachi-ai, but he read Ama's hari-te tachi-ai and stayed low securing the
insurmountable inside position again. Ama looked too tired to fight back
resulting in the easy force-out win for Homasho. Both rikishi are 5-6 but could
be heading in different directions.
If Asashoryu's tachi-ai was bad yesterday, M2 Kokkai's initial "charge" was even
worse today. What in the hell was that? Against Komusubi Toyonoshima the
Georgian just hopped a bit on two feet failing to move foward at all allowing
Toyonoshima to move in and square up with his opponent in the yotsu-zumo
contest. In a pickle, Kokkai could offer no offensive attack, so after waiting
about 10 seconds, Toyonoshima forced his way into the moro-zashi position and
bulldozed Kokkai back and out brilliantly swiping at Kokkai's leg at the edge
fending off the counter pull attack at the straw. Toyonoshima limps to 3-8 while
Kokkai spirals to just 2-9.
M4 Aminishiki can look so good one day and then suck so bad the next. Today
against Komusubi Kotoshogiku, Aminishiki charged way too high allowing
Kotoshogiku to slip into the lower position with a solid right arm on the inside
and an outer grip with the left that he used to drive Ami quickly back to the
straw with. Aminishiki offered some resistance, however, breaking off
Kotoshogiku's outer grip, and even though he managed to force the action back to
the center of the ring, the Geeku never relinquished his favorable inside
position, so he used the flow of the bout to set up another force out charge
that Aminishiki had no answer for. Ami fails to gain kachi-koshi for now at 7-4
while Kotoshogiku improves to 5-6.
M1 Tokitenku was a half second late in his tachi-ai, and it cost him today
against M2 Tamanoshima. Tokitenku did manage to halt Tama's initial charge with
a right hand into Tenku's neck, but he was leaning back keeping his opponent at
bay, a position from which he could not attack....well, except a move backwards.
The feeble pull attempt came, but Tamanoshima was right there waiting to push
Tokitenku back and out with little effort. In such an important bout for
Tokitenku in terms of kachi-koshi, he had no answers falling to 5-6. Peter moves
to 3-8.
M3 Kakizoe is so hapless this basho that he had morozashi twice against M6
Tokitsuumi (just 1-9 coming in) but could do nothing with it thanks to aligning
his feet throughout and staying too upright. Tokitsuumi just wriggled this way
and that until he used a left outer grip to throw Kakizoe clear off the dohyo.
Ouch. Kakizoe falls to 0-11 and would it be too much to ask the NSK to pair him
against Otsukasa already? Tokitsuumi "improves" to 2-9.
M4 Tochiohzan used an ottsuke from the left at the tachi-ai similar to what
Tochiazuma would often employ, but the move had little punch as M5 Kakuryu
slipped out of the position and pushed Tochiohzan back to the straw with a brief
left outer grip. Tochiohzan dug in and actually worked himself into the
morozashi position, but he failed to dig in with his feet, so as he drove
Kakuryu back with the upper body, Kakuryu just slipped to his right and felled
Oh with a sharp kote-nage throw. Tochiohzan looks listless on the dohyo these
days as he falls to 4-7. It was reported that Kakuryu was chastised by his
oyakata for not attacking forward all the time, but he displayed great counter
sumo today to jump to 5-6.
M7
Takamisakari just pounded M13 Futenoh today possibly putting Futenoh's run in a
little more perspective. Takamisakari's sumo was his best of the basho as he
completely halted Futenoh's initial charge and then used his left arm to pull
Futenoh forward by his own left arm twisting Futenoh just enough to where his right
side was open allowing the Cop to latch onto a solid left belt grip. Futenoh
tried to slip out of the hold with a pirouette, but Takamisakari caught him
squarely with an inside position that was so dominating, Takamisakari drove
Futenoh to the corner of the dohyo where he launched him a meter and a half into
a heap at the edge. Takamisakari's attack was so quick and precise that Futenoh
was completely dominated in this one. Great stuff from Takamisakari who moves to
7-4. The Cop quoted to the press afterwards that he's the king of 7-4 but never
able to pick up number eight. He'll do 'er with sumo like today's. Futenoh falls
to 9-2.
In a nostalgic affair, M7 Wakanosato took on veteran M12 Tamakasuga in a chess
match that saw Tamakasuga employ a tsuppari attack that was effective just
enough to keep Wakanosato away from his belt drawing a hilarious comment from
Iwasa Announcer in the booth that Tamakasuga's sumo was "shitsukoi" or a pain in
the ass. After Tamakasuga tired a bit, Wakanosato made his attack with a quick
evasive move and pull attempt that dangerously gave Tamakasuga another opening
pushing the now compromised Wakanosato towards the edge, but Waka was just savvy
enough to grab an uwate on his way down and force Tamakasuga to the clay before
he hit himself. The gunbai went to Tamakasuga (4-7), but it was correctly
reversed in favor of the Wakanosato (6-5) after a judges conference.
In a battle of two of the hotter rikishi (uh, I'm talking in terms of sumo here
although I know a lot of you admire Dejima's rack) in the Maegashira ranks, M10
Dejima shook off his two-bout losing streak by delivering a sharp right shoulder
into M10 Asasekiryu's body at the tachi-ai that completely halted Seki and stood
him upright to the point where Dejima latched onto the back of Seki's belt with
a right arm. From there, Dejima just kept the wheels rolling forcing Asasekiryu
(9-2) back and out with little fanfare. This was powerful stuff from the former
Ozeki, who hopefully brings this kind of sumo next basho among the jo'i. Dejima
moves to 9-2, but I'm tellin' ya now bro, Ryuo's gonna stick and evade in the
bout tomorrow so beware.
And speaking of the Makuuchi rookie, M14 Ryuo greeted M9 Roho with two hands to
the neck that got there so fast it cut off Roho's swinging right hand that was
going for the hari-te but instead just glanced off of Ryuo's left shoulder. With
Roho's plan A ruined, he wasn't in much position to grab the belt straightway,
but before he had time to think about it, Ryuo immediately shifted gears and
backed up pulling Roho forward. The Russian tried to get his body in front of
Ryuo to force him out as he stumbled, but the Mongolian just evaded at the edge
sending Roho to a lapdance of the judge sitting on the dohyo's West side. Ryuo
secures a nifty kachi-koshi while Roho falls just short at 7-4.
M9 Miyabiyama finally moved above .500 with some dangerous sumo against a
not-so-dangerous opponent in M14 Hochiyama. With bad footwork from the tachi-ai,
Miyabiyama came with the moro-te that would have invited a quick pull down from
most of the other rikishi, but the Sheriff took the initiative today swiping
down quickly from that initial moro-te position to throw Hochiyama off balance
enough to where Miyabiyama was able to get on the inside for a brief moment
before cornering Hochiyama at the edge and shoving him out from there. Wun't
pretty, but he'll take the win moving to 6-5 while Hochiyama falls to 5-6
Don't look now but M16 Hokutoriki has sealed the kachi-koshi deal, which means he's ours
for at least another basho! Today against M13 Tochinonada, he never let the
gentle giant sniff his belt keeping him at bay with rather ineffective tsuppari
that put him in harms way a few times, but got the job done in a sloppy affair.
Nada falls to 5-6.
And finally, if M15 Iwakiyama was fired up to go against a Juryo rikishi a few
days ago, he was just as ready to prove a point against Makuuchi rookie, M12
Satoyama, today. Problem was Iwakiyama failed to go for Satoyama's belt opting
for a tsuppari attack, and when Satoyama ducked under Iwaki's thrusts for an
instant, Iwakiyama sealed his fate by going for the slightest pull down. That
shift in momentum was all it took, and Satoyama pounced using his weight behind
a series of tsuppari that sent Iwakiyama back and out to a dangerous 4-7 record.
After a horrific start, Satoyama has begun to get his bearings in the division
as he improves to 5-6 with his fourth straight win.
So, with four days to go the leaderboard gets thinned down ever so slightly.
Here's how it stands:
11-0: Hakuho
10-1: Asashoryu
9-2: Kotomitsuki, Chiyotaikai, Futenoh, Dejima, Asasekiryu
And I'm being very generous even listing the two-loss rikishi. Asta la pasta. Day 9
Comments (Kenji Heilman reporting)
Today marks the 13th time in Asashoryu's tenure as Yokozuna that he has
stood at 8-0 coming into day nine. In all 12 cases so far, he has gone on to
yusho. Naturally this makes him the favorite, but this basho is unique in that
there are still plenty of top contenders still in the mix- three more at 8-0 and
five others who are 7-1.
That being said, two of the four undefeateds promptly lost for the first time
today. That would be M13 Futenoh and M10 Dejima, who were a combined 1-11 in
their career against their opponents (Miyabiyama and Roho, respectively).
Futenoh initially negated Miyabi's lumbering tsuppari well and took the
offensive, but got caught up in Miyabi's inashi and maneuvering about (if you
can believe that) and eventually succumbed to an oshi-dashi. Dejima was greeted
with a stiff harite and tachi-ai henka that totally derailed his game. Roho used
the left slap to
garner
the right uwate grip, which he used to quickly usher Dejima out.
Sekiwake Kotomitsuki (at right) improved to 8-1 by securing moro-zashi against
M4 Tochiohzan (4-5), locking his hands behind the youngster and forcing him out.
Chiyotaikai was not successful in improving to 8-1. M1 Homasho would have none
of it. If you've followed Chiyotaikai's career the last few years, you know what
he does when his opponent does not wilt in the face of his rapid fire tsuppari.
He resorts to the pull. Homasho wouldn't have any of that either. So what's
Chiyo to do? Well, tsuppari again then pull, tsuppari again then pull. Three
strikes and you're out- on the third attempt, Homasho pushed Chiyo out to his
second defeat. At 3-6 I believe Homasho can use this win as a catalyst to come
back and get majority wins. Even though Chiyo is predictable, this was a
commendable effort to withstand, three times over, significant forward pressure
then avoid falling forward.
Kaio and M3 Kisenosato locked horns in hidari-yotsu position. This is Kaio's
favored position, but Kise did a good job keeping that dangerous right outside
hand of Kaio's off his belt. Kaio twice tried to maki-kae and Kise twice tried
to block it. On the second attempt it looked as though Kise's knee buckled, thus
giving Kaio an excuse-me 8th win. Kisenosato is 4-5.
Kotooshu started strong against M4 Aminishiki and looked as though he was on his
way to joining Kaio with 8 wins. But in an 11th hour turn of events, Ami (6-3)
showed his agility and ring sense by turning Oshu's kote-nage into a
shitate-nage win by slipping his arm out from under Oshu and avoiding hitting
the clay for a split second before the Bulgarian.

Hakuho almost suffered the same fate as Chiyotaikai with an ill-advised pull
down attempt in the middle of his bout against Toyonoshima (1-8), but recovered
nicely for a tsuki-otoshi win to stay undefeated. Aside from today's near miss,
Hakuho has been settling down and looks very good for a potential showdown with
Asashoryu.
Asashoryu's strategy today looked to be "overwhelm even Ama's speed", and he did
just that. He jolted Ama with a slap at the tachiai and didn't give the Sekiwake
a chance to grab the belt. While Ama was trying, Sho kept the pressure on with
well timed thrusts for a powerful oshi-taoshi.
So while we still have five at one loss after day 9 (Futenoh, Dejima,
Asasekiryu, Kotomitsuki and Kaio), we're down to two who are undefeated- Hakuho
and Asashoryu. It took nine days but we're here where we're supposed to be- on a
crash course to a 14-0 clash between the two pre-basho favorites. Day 8
Comments (Clancy Kelly reporting)
Allright, put away your bell bottoms and jettison the 8-tracks, "Retro
Week" as Simon called it on Day 7 is now officially over. If you don't know what
he meant by that, click on "About" at the top of the front page and figure it
out for your bad self. I have reporting to do. And as if that ain't
enough, just found a centipede on my bedroom door. If you're thinking, So what?,
think
again!
Props to Messrs. Mike and Simon for heralding my Day 8. (Damn, my jaw hurts. I
would offer the usual, My lips are sore, but my homeys M-Dub and Si-borg don't
go in for simple ass kissing in exchange for name dropping. Call me soon, will 'ya,
fellas? Rinse!)
As you all know, last basho ended rather strangely, and in lieu of some sensible
answer, Mike decided he saw Bigfoot and Nessie hanging around Asa's dressing
room and, well, you read his take. Anyway, I had thought all that harum scarum
was out of his system, but evidently not because we chatted the other day and,
well, you're not going to believe this, but Mike is under the impression that,
it's ludicrous to even write it, he actually is convinced that the banzuke is...is...FIXED! I shit you not (and why would I shit you, you're my favorite turd).
He told me, in dead earnestness, that he thinks the men of sumo get together and
DECIDE who is going to fight where and in what order and on what day even! I
know, I was dying inside, trying to keep a straight face. First Asa gives Hakuho
a yusho, and now this. Dude's got me, for one, concerned.
But this should be about the sumo, no? The first bout of the day that mattered
was Futenoh, with his "bludy" good 7-0 from E13 (urp). He went after W11
Tochinonada like a kid going after his Rotten Ronnie's Happy Meal toy and once
he got that belt Tochi was instantly transformed into another thing in one of
those meals, namely dead meat. Everyone was oohing and aahing over that bout vs
Kasuganishiki, and it WAS a good'n, one of the best of the tourney (and I think
Kasuganishiki was about to win and got screwed by the overly mother hen
Kokonoe's insistence on stopping the bout) but what I really loved was that
lightning bolt of blood running down his face after whoopin' a determined Roho
yesterday. Am I getting all hot for Futenoh because of his start? No.
The very next bout had 7-0 E10 Dejima showing that he read the scouting report
on Jokeutoriki. Knowing that the W16 would henka Stephen Hawking, the Degyptian
wisely reigned in that massive tachi-ai of his against the advent of his foe
running away. This kept him in the bout but at a disadvantage as Hoku poured on
the shoving attack, with Dejima retaliating in similar fashion, serious kangaroo
fight, mate. Course, this bout is about as close as you'll get to two completely
nude men going at it in sumo, because both men normally wrestle as if his foe is
not wearing a mawashi. Finally Hokutoriki tired and sort of leaned on Dejima,
who stepped away pretty as you please and let gravity do the dirty work. 8-0 is
sweet, but little chance he beats Asa or Hakuho this time out.
Winless E11 Otsukasa looked like a kid trying to get into a bar with a fake I.D.
with W7 Wakanosato playing the part of the bouncer. Waka goes to 4-4.
Hey, check out all the hot foreign chicks at the sumo arena! Hoo ah! Maybe they
are there to see the Japanese Barney Fife, today's celebrity sumophile.
Personally I prefer that Kiss imitator.
Martin's new boyfriend W5 Kakuryu beat W9 Miyabiyama like a red-headed
stepchild, slapping the former Ozeki at tachi-ai and then expertly holding him
up by the throat for a split second before backing off and letting Muad Dib dive
down for some more of that tasty dohyo spice. Yum! I told you all a few basho
ago, when Miflobby let his Ozeki chance go, that he would never grace the upper
ranks again, and I stand by that assertion (much as I stand by my assertion that
it is physically impossible to buy a box of donut holes).
E7 Takamisakari finally beat Aminishiki (it'd been years) by keeping the tricky
shit directly in front of him, using superior footwork and precise application
of big body to shove the E4 out to his third loss.
W6 Kasugao was under the impression that he had the sack to take on future Ozeki
Tochiohzan in a belt battle. He found out he was wrong pretty quickly as W4 Tochi
used perfect leg placement to leverage a huge throw down for his splendid 4th
win (including a payback win,
biggies in my book, over Tokitsuumi from his debut
in March).
Loved the look on 2-6 W2 Tamanoshima's face after he throat trusted out the
aforementioned winless Tokitsuumi (best looking rikishi in sumo, tho) in a
flash. Face said, Pff, that was REAL tough. Ever notice how much Tama looks like
Peter in that U.S. cartoon, Family Guy?
E1 Homasho used his solid build to fend off EK Toyonoshima for his 2nd win.
Homasho had a chance for an easy slapdown win, but passed on it and instead
shifted and let Toyo hammer away at his face and chest until he sensed the
shin-K was tired and just eased him back and out. Three wins combined for the
two men tain't good, but Homasho is headed for a long career at no lower than
Komusubi once he figures it all out. Toyo I'm not as sure about. Could be
another Futenoh.
A satisfying smashmouth tachi-ai from ES Kotomitsuki and E2 Kokkai started off a
good battle where Kokkai brought some furious thrusting to the head and neck of
his foe, who kind of shrugged it off a few times and slid under the Georgian's
arms to get the belt. Once gained the Sekiwake went into the mandatory
Kotomitsuki Stall. I logged onto YouTube and watched
JFK's inaugural speech
twice
while they played handsies.
Then Hit, that dirty little boy, went for a "hidarikintamahippa", which
translates to "left testicle yank down", but instead hit Kokkai on his upper
thigh (Fresh!) which sent the White Knight to his, ouch, 7th loss. Still, I'm
pleased to see Kokkai tain't being no puddy this time out, just getting whooped
by his betters, izall. Kotomitsuki stays in the running for Yusho Not Including
Hakuho and Asashoryu.
Evidently Ozeki Kaio let that Day 6 Tamanoshima bout get to him, because he
passed up what looked to me to be several chances to grab Ama by the arm and
kill him. Don't really understand what all the fuss is about with that arm
thing, nor am I sure how to read Tama's quote about Kaio's "weapon". If your foe
has your arm locked up, then you've got a choice: Try and keep fighting or let
yourself be run out/thrown down. Your foe should be taking care anyway, keeping
those arms in tight to the body and countering traps with 'fisticated sumo
technikyooz, nyawhaw!
The "cutest kitten in Holland" (now here is a case where the word "holes" makes
sense, as in citizens of Poland=Poles, citizens of Holland (including
cats)=Holes) continued his plummet down the banzuke after being assaulted by
Ozeki Chiyotaikai, a man whose sumo has been, I am unafraid to admit, sterling
this basho. Sure, Asa and Hakuho will grind him up like 3 lbs. of turkey, but he
isn't retreating or going for cheap pulldowns, (at least not yet) and like
Dejima his opponents, excepting Toyonoshima yesterday, are fighting him straight
up. Could there have been a general alert sounded in the shady back halls of
super tight sumo (Can I have your attention please? Kokonoe and The Elders might
be tickled if there happened to be no henkaing or excessive evasiveness used on
Chiyo or Kaio this basho —pssst, pass it on)? Kakizoe must be fighting through an
injury. Like I paraphrased Simon at the start of this paragraph, he looks like a
pussy Hole.
Gotta feel for Mixmaster Mike. He gets fuax-zeki Koto-No-Show on days 5 and 7,
but Simon and I get Mr. Universe on days 6 and 8. Today he was perfect, using
that orangutanesque reach to snag Tokitenku's belt with an outside left, then
wasting no time in driving forward and lifting up. Unfortunately for those of us
who like quick deaths, Tokitenku's mawashi was wrapped by a three year-old named
Percival today, and by the time they settled into a short but unequal stalemate,
the Mongolian's mawashi had become a sash and he looked more like an honorary
marshal of the Rose Parade than an W1 about to be viciously slammed to the dirt.
Like Not So Simple Simon (who really IS a pie man ladies!) said on Day 6, 'twas
like the good ol' days.
It's got to drive all of his fans crazy, to see a man who ran roughshod through
sumo (remember, he unbelievably did not have a losing record in any basho at any
level until he made Komusubi!) doing such dragass, chickenshit sumo. I really
think it's because he is just too nice to hammer the living crap out of the top
boys like Asa has been doing for years and now Hakuho, hammering that one needs
to do if one wants to be a Yokozuna. He has all the tools, those great huge legs
and long arms, those powerful muscles, that hairy chest and that...sorry,
starting to sound like Bernie. Point is, go see a shrink, get it straight, you
need to DEVOUR people, hate your foes from the time you throw that first salt,
then kiss and make up over chanko. Next!
Must have been a weirdly empty spiritual feeling today for Kisenosato, taking
the chikara mizu (Powerade) from Kotooshu after that bus ride to Sodom they took
together on Day 6, tickets courtesy of the Ozeki. Still, no worry that Hakuho
would be trying to remove the youngster's mawashi, as THIS Ozeki knows that when
you're driving for Yokozuna, every win should look commanding. Hakuho was not
above using a bit of poker face with his nemesis, though, as he sauntered down
to the shikirisen looking for all the world as if he was going to take his time
and suss things out, like he'd just remembered he left the stove on, but instead
lunging at Kisenosato like Kenji at a Krispy Kreme. Lords and Ladies, what a
huge forearm blast he applied to the W3, who incredibly did not move his feet
back one bit. That's right, he soaked up a bomb
from the next Yokozuna and came
forward looking for more. He kept his legs perfectly positioned and his body
squared (whoever is most responsible for young Kisenosato's training [Qui-Gon
Jinn?] knew what he was doing), but Hakuho timed his defense exquisitely, twice
diverting Kise's thrusts to the side. The Ozeki marched forward, and Kise backed
away from his insistent foe until one well placed shove sent the youngster out.
Great match that normally would have ended at tachi-ai, with most guys
succumbing to the veracity of the ferocity. Hakuho is 8-0 if you need him (as
Mike often says) and we DO need him. Think of how different the feel of this
basho is from so many in the last four years, knowing that Hakuho will keep the
yusho outcome in doubt until the final day or days.

Asashoryu maintained his perfect record with a convincing throw down of big W
Komusubi Kotoshogiku. Asa looked relaxed to the point of boredom as he got close
to The Geeku at tachi-ai, grabbing the belt with his right and using his
powerful left to position the Komusubi for the payoff, which came in the usual
way with the Yokozuna using his great strength and unparalleled stability to
shake his foe just enough to destabilize him and then throw him down or push him
out.
The July Yokozuna have two things in common. One, they are both as strong as
tungsten, the two strongest guys in the sport, with Hakuho having put himself in
Asa's class with his increased lifting regime. How many times have we watched
them simply muscle out opponents? Two, like M-Dub and Si-borg, they both believe
they are always the better man (and also like my two compatriots, they ARE, 99
times out of 100). Separately, Asa has the finest footwork in sumo, and can
sense when his foe shifts weight or lets up the tiniest bit to immediately take
advantage of the opening. Hakuho on the other hand has his height and bulk
(remember Asa is lighter and shorter than most of the other top guys) and
lightning quick hands, which counter thrusts as well as anyone in sumo. And of
course they both have that Mongolian wrestling training, which seems to dovetail
nicely into sumo success.
Nothing most of you don't already know, I'm sure. So, on to the final seven days
with much relish. At the close of business on Day 9, Asa and Hakuho will have
met (and likely bested) the exact same nine opponents. Futenoh will not be
brought up to the fight the be-hweemoths just yet, meaning he may be able to
remain in the yusho picture up until Day 15 like Si hinted at. Dejima's bouts
will be tantalizing, as we have seen that man's man manhandle both Asa and
Hakuho in the past. Kaio and Chiyo and Kotooshu and Kotomitsuki are all
technically in it, so at the very least the anticipation for their bouts with
Genghis and Kublai will make our tummies flutter (oh, admit it, your tummy
flutters). I'm totally stoked, but now must go play Bouncy Bouncy with my sweet
little gal (jaysus, I'm talking about my one year-old, she likes to bounce on
the gigantic exercise ball I use both as a chair and a weapon against my son
[Look out below!])
Kenji (who despite his lust for Krispy Kreme is fitter'n a racehorse) will give
you the lowdown on ALL the great bouts sure to come on Day 9. Catch you on Day
15.Day 7
Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
Just two days ago I was hinting at a bit of boredom with this basho
emphasizing that the only two rikishi who really mattered where Asashoryu and
Hakuho. And while the yusho will be decided between those two, we are seeing
some great sumo throughout the division. Heading into the day an incredible 7
rikishi were undefeated. Two of those slipped up today, but I find myself
enjoying pretty much the entire Makuuchi division bouts thanks to the likes of
Futenoh and Dejima down below and the Yokozuna and Ozeki (save one) above. With
four more rikishi spread throughout the division with just one loss, we are
going to enjoy a fantastic final 8 days of sumo. Let the action begin.
Yokozuna
Asashoryu was so focused from the tachi-ai today against M2 Tamanoshima that he
willed his way on the inside into the quick morozashi position. Tamanoshima
attempted to counter to the Yokozuna by handcuffing inwards on the Yokozuna's
arms, but Asa would not be denied. After forcing his way inside, he drove
Tamanoshima back and out with little fight. Asashoryu is obviously dialed in
this basho because his adrenaline led to his swinging his arm towards
Tamanoshima as if to punch him outside of the ring. The swipe didn't connect,
and I'm sure Asashoryu had no intention of hitting Tamanoshima (1-6) afterwards,
but he may draw some criticism in the press for the action. No matter. The
only thing Asashoryu is worrying about this basho is drubbing his next opponent.
With talk of those yaocho allegations having all but vanished, it's back to
business as usual for Asashoryu who shares the lead at 7-0.
After
Ozeki Kaio's powerful kotenage win over Tamanoshima yesterday, there was
significant talk afterwards in the press about how dangerous Kaio's armbar throw
is. Kaio was obviously affected by the talk because he had his right arm draped
around Homasho's left arm from the tachi-ai, and he easily could have unleashed
the throw...two or three times. He refrained; however, and actually let Homasho
get to his side and briefly sniff a right outer grip, but Kaio moved well and
never let Homasho settle in. If Kaio was tentative to pull the trigger on a
kotenage throw, Homasho was even more tentative to just hunker down and go for a
force-out charge. His hesitation cost him as Kaio was able to wrench Homasho
back upright and off balance setting him up for a push out win. Kaio shoulda won
right away then shoulda lost after that, but the sumo gods must have forgiven
him for sparing Homasho's right arm from possible damage. The Ozeki is an
improbable 7-0, but has as much chance to yusho as I do of watching a single
minute of WNBA "action". Homasho drops to 1-6, but he's just fine. What he's
gotta take from this first basho among the jo'i is the experience of it all.
Besides, he'll be able to make up some ground against his Maegashira peers in
week 2.
Just how
effective Chiyotaikai's attack is was measured today against Komusubi
Toyonoshima. The Ozeki came out delivering some fierce nodowa into Toyonoshima's
throat alternating rights and lefts, but if the thrusts are truly effective,
they drive the crippled Toyonoshima back and out in two or three seconds.
Problem was Chiyotaikai's lower body was tentative to follow his shoves, and all
Toyonoshima had to do was time a perfect evasive maneuver to his right allowing
Chiyotaikai to tsuppari his way into the dirt. This was a careless loss for
Chiyotaikai (6-1) who largely beat himself, but the only thing he's concerned
about is grabbing two more wins. After securing his eight, he'll fade faster
than George Bush's popularity. Props to Toyonoshima for hanging in there and
scrapping out his first win.
Ozeki
Hakuho was solid today from the tachi-ai hitting M1 Tokitenku so effectively
that the taller Ozeki gained an insurmountable moro-zashi position straightway.
With his left arm gripping the back fo Tenku's belt, Hakuho lifted his opponent
off of his feet, and as Tokitenku came back to earth, Hakuho traded his left
inside position to a left outer, which he wasted no time in using to throw
Tokitenku over and down with some force. It took maybe five seconds, but this
was precise stuff from Hakuho who is indeed fighting like a Yokozuna this basho.
Still, I don't think promotion is really on Hakuho's mind. He's not forcing
anything and is just picking his opponents apart day by day. I think he's just
focused on the yusho and keeping pressure on Asashoryu. Promotion will work
itself out. Tokitenku is a very respectable 3-4.
With Ozeki Kotooshu in his current state of insecurity, the last person he
wanted to see across the starting lines was rival M3 Kisenosato, and you could
just see a fired up Kisenosato at said starting lines. Problem was Kotooshu
could see it too and wanted no part of the Kid, so he cowardly--I can't state it
anymore clearly than that--he cowardly jumped to his left at the charge not
wanting to even mask the girly move by going for the belt. This was a spineless
pull down, and the second one in three days from the faux-zeki. Kotooshu is a
puss and makes me sicker than eating a vat full of natto flavored with tooth
decay and crotch sweat. I just don't know what else to say. I also don't know
how this guy has any fans left. He flat out ran from the pressure situation
today, which reveals what we already know: Kotooshu has zero confidence in his
ability. Kotooshu is just reverting back to those days when Ozeki promotion was
on the line. When he really needs the win, he can't get it straight up. And
screw Tochiazuma who said from the booth today, "er...uh...Kisenosato charged
too low." Oh, yeah? Stop sticking up for your peer in an effort to justify your
own tachi-ai henka. Screw 'em all I say. The henka ruins sumo. Kowagari-oshu
moves to a 6-1 mark that is so overrated. Kisenosato falls to 4-3 and was
rightfully pissed after the bout. Thanks for the artwork Clancy.
The two Sekiwake did battle today in a fine yotsu-zumo contest that saw Ama hit
low to try and get on the inside of Kotomitsuki. The Mongolian succeeded in
gaining a decent right inside grip, but in the process, he carelessly let
Kotomitsuki grab a deafening left uwate grip. The reason I say careless is
because Ama won the tachi-ai. Ama dug in well after giving up the left outer,
but Kotomitsuki kept his can way back and out of the way from Ama's left arm
reach. A chess match ensued with Kotomitsuki enjoying the clear advantage, but
as he regularly does, he just took his sweet time backing Ama back a half step
every five seconds. Ama repeatedly tried to grab Mitsuki's belt with his left,
but to no avail....Kotomitsuki had him in a vice grip. After about 25 seconds,
Kotomitsuki went for the kill and there was nothing Ama could do about it. Solid
force-out win for Kotomitsuki who moves to 6-1. Ama falls to a dangerous 3-4.
M2 Kokkai has been exhibiting great tachi-ai all basho, but he has failed to
follow them up with his tsuppari attack. That was until today against Komusubi
Kotoshogiku. Kokkai's tsuppari didn't drive Kotoshogiku to the brink, but they
kept him at bay to the point that when the Geeku tried to duck in and force the
bout to the belt, Kokkai was right there to grab the smothering right outer
grip. Normally, Kokkai doesn't want to get into a yotsu-zumo affair especially
with Kotoshogiku, but you can't pass up a right outer grip like that. As
Kotoshogiku tried to wrench his opponent in order to grab a right outer of his
own, Kokkai planted and unleashed a huge uwate-nage throw that sent the Geeku
hard to the clay. Kokkai picks up just his first win, but he's shown promise
this basho. The Geeku finishes week 1 at 3-4...good marks for a Komusubi.
M4 Tochiohzan received a scrappy test from M3 Kakizoe, who struck and then went
for the immediate pulldown. Tochiohzan survived the move well as Kakizoe just
doesn't have the pep that he used to. Oh smartly realigned himself with his
opponent, and even though Kakizoe gained a morozashi position after the pull
attempt, his lower body wasn't in any position to drive Tochiohzan back with
force, so while he did push Tochiohzan back a few steps, Oh wrapped his arm
around Zoe's neck and threw him viciously down to the clay. Not so fast,
however, as Kakizoe refused to let go of his opponent causing Tochiohzan's arm
to touch down in order to break his fall the same time that Kakizoe hit the
dirt. The referee ruled in favor of Tochiohzan and no mono-ii was called for.
Replays clearly showed that both rikishi touched at the same time, but I agree
with the decision as Kakizoe (0-7) wasn't implementing any sort of technique.
Who cares anyway? Tochiohzan limps to 3-4.
M4 Aminishiki knew exactly what M5 Kakuryu would bring today, so as Kakuryu hit
and backed up at the tachi-ai, Aminishiki was on his every move charging in low
and grabbing the quick morozashi position that he used to throw the evading
Kakuryu (2-5) to the clay with. Easy peazy as Ami moves to 5-2.
M6 Tokitsuumi is a nifty 0-7 if you need him. Today he let himself get pushed
around by an uninspired M5 Takekaze (3-4). Nuff said there.
In a boring affair, M6 Kasugao halted M11 Otsukasa at the tachi-ai keeping the
fight in close where the Korean was able to eventually grab a right outer grip
that he used to throw Otsukasa down so spectacularly it looked as if he was
throwing a bowling ball. The only reason why I mention this bout is to get my
jollies by typing 0-7tsukasa. Kasugao improves to 3-4.
In a back and forth affair that had more twists and turns that I even want to
attempt to describe, M7 Takamisakari used his speed advantage to overcome M11
Tochinonada, who had his preferred left inside position twice in the bout. It's
rare, but after a solid tachi-ai from Takamisakari that gave him the quick right
outer grip, the Cop kept Tochinonada on the move with the migi-uwate. As
Tochinonada attempted to counter with the left inside position, Takamisakari
spun him sideways with a dashi-nage twist and looked to have Nada finished off,
but Tochinonada pirouetted out of harm's way and the battle ensued. Once again
Takamisakari managed a firm belt grip that he used not to force Tochinonada
straight back with (a tall order for anyone), but to keep him moving side to
side. Again Takamisakari had Tochinonada spinning 180 degrees out of harms way,
and when it looked like Nada had the upper hand, Takamisakari slipped to the
side and behind shoving out his opponent for the crazy win. Bottom line in this
bout was that Takamisakari (5-2) forced such a frenetic pace, that the gentle
giant simply couldn't keep up. Nada falls to 4-3.
Today's bout between M9 Miyabiyama and M7 Wakanosato was a perfect example of
where the Sheriff is failing this days. Miyabiyama came with the tsuppari, but
his feet weren't moving a centimeter in either direction, so with the attack
only coming from the upper-body, Wakanosato just took a half step to his right
and pulled the hapless Miyabiyama down to the clay in an unspectacular affair.
Miyabi's gotta drive with those legs or his tsuppari is useless. As Simon
pointed out, though, seeing Miyabiyama fall forward flat on his face as
Konishiki used to do is some consolation for the bad sumo. Both rikishi are 3-4.
M8 Asasekiryu looked to continue his perfect start against M13 Tochinohana, but
the Mongolian elected to focus on a tsuppari attack instead of getting inside of
Tochinohana and besting him at the belt. After a good tachi-ai where I thought
the inside position was open for Seki, he opted to fire away a series of nodowa
thrusts that kept Tochinohana at bay for a season, but didn't drive him back.
With no clear plan B in place, after about eight seconds of throat shoves from
Asasekiryu, Tochinohana began to evade laterally and as Asasekiryu chased him
sideways, Tochinohana managed a slap from the side that turned not-so-Sexy this
bout around 180 degrees. From there it was the complimentary bum rush across the
ring and out as Tochinohana accepts the gift win. Asasekiryu blew it this bout
and he knew it. He had several chances to go for the belt, but his stance was
too upright, and his charge was focused on a tsuppari attack, something that
doesn't give him an advantage, especially against a bigger rikishi like
Tochinohana (2-5).
M13 Futenoh met his match today in M9 Roho, who charged low yet again catching
Futenoh in the jaw and raising him upright from the tachi-ai while grabbing the
early left inside grip. The Russian quickly dug in and charged with the lower
body--as he should have, but the critical point came in the bout about four
seconds in when Roho failed to wrench Futenoh off balance as he forced him back.
Futenoh would do the wrenching instead as he pivoted close to the tawara and
forced Roho to shift his weight...a move that halted Roho's momentum and let
Futenoh position himself to grab the right uwate. Once secured, Futenoh's sumo
experience won out in the end as he was able to wrangle Roho back and out for
the yori-kiri win. This was fantastic stuff from Futenoh, who was clearly beat
at the tachi-ai, but countered well and won one of the best bouts of the basho
so far. Futenoh is perfect while Roho falls to 4-3.
M10 Dejima was absolutely nails yet again today against the struggling M14
Hochiyama. The former Ozeki led his freight-train charge with his noggin keeping
Hochiyama far away from the belt or any inside position. And since Hochiyama
isn't a rikishi who can make quick decisions mid-bout, before ya knew it, Dejima
was in the morozashi position and had Hochiyama (3-4) pushed back and out in
about three seconds. Dejima (7-0) looks unbeatable right now...unless you henka
him. Let's hope it doesn't happen.
Makuuchi rookie, M12 Satoyama, looked lost on the dohyo yet again today
seemingly indecisive whether or not he wanted to try and get inside of M16
Hokutoriki and grab his belt or battle him in a tsuppari duel. Taking advantage
of Satoyama's late tachi-ai and fickleness, Hokutoriki used his size advantage
and experience to pummel Satoyama back and out in about five seconds. Couldn't
be any easier for the jokester who moves to 6-1. As for Satoyama, he falls to
just 1-6, and who was it that said pre-basho this guy would take the Kantosho?
Makuuchi rookie, M14 Ryuo, continues to cruise along this basho taking advantage
of his little-known tsuppari attack that caught M16 Kasuganishiki off guard
today. Ryuo used a fierce right paw into Kasuganishiki's throat driving the
taller rikishi clear back to the straw where the Mongolian then switched gears
slapping Kasuganishiki (2-5) forward and down with the left hand for the
dominating win. Ryuo's style ain't the prettiest, but he's simply out-hustling
the competition right now...maybe 'cause he doesn't know any better. He moves to
6-1.
And finally, there was nothing like a little veteran pride to help M15 Iwakiyama
get his arse in gear. Facing the 22 year old Juryo 4, Masatsukasa, Iwakiyama
came out with some passion as he spanked Masatsukasa in a yotsu-zumo contest
quickly grabbing the firm left outer grip before bulldozing his opponent back
and off the dohyo. Iwakiyama fell over himself at the edge of the ring...an
indication that the adrenaline was flowing today. Iwakiyama breathes a bit of
new life at 3-4.
I'm extremely satisfied with the first week of sumo, and week two only promises
to get better. And why wouldn't it as Clancy is on deck for tomorrow. Day 6
Comments (Simon Siddall reporting)
Decent basho so far – I'm sure you'll agree. The weather's OK. In my head, the birds are singing. Clancy has finally extracted himself from the waste compactor and will be ready (he says) for his day 8 report no matter what. Yes,
folks...it's spring and the rikishi seem to know it. But who gives a shit? All I care about is the possibility of an amazing six or seven rikishi going into the second week unbeaten. And yet - as Duke Michael pointed out yesterday -
don't let those fine numbers delude you into thinking that this basho is about anything other than the two titans who currently straddle the sumo world. Nevertheless, it will be serious drama ahoy as dreams go up in smoke in the second week.
Let's kick off with the highlight bout between Ozeki Hakuho and Sekiwake Ama. It was almost like watching one of those old bouts from the 1960s as Ama was so fast that it looked as if he
hadn't crouched at all at tachiai before going off (he had). This forced Hakuho to employ tsuppari and remain patient, not to mention on his feet. Fortunately for the Yokozuna-in-waiting, there were no slip-ups and he was able finally to pull down on
Ama's head, making him stagger towards the tawara. It was then a case of finishing the little guy off by oshidashi. It could have been tricky but Hakuho dealt with this in calm, assured fashion. Job done. Hakuho remains on track with six out of six. Ama looks a steady Eddie at 3-3.
Yokozuna Asashoryu (6-0) could have sent a clone in to fight M3 Kakizoe (0-6) today. Kakizoe came out scrapping but it was like watching the cutest kitten in Holland fighting the biggest lion in Africa as Asa simply stood his ground, lazily watching Kakizoe flail around, until finally getting bored and pulling him down. It was hardly worth getting out of bed for – Asashoryu obviously thought so because he
couldn't be bothered employing Yokozuna sumo and just wanted to get it over with as soon as possible. The top two Mongolians are so far ahead of the field in terms of quality that Mike may well be right in saying that the two could be 14-0 on senshuraku.
Ozeki Kotooshu (5-1) just doesn't seem to have much presence on the dohyo these days, and I rarely watch a bout expecting him to win easily. We got a little reminder of the good old days today, though, as M2 Kokkai (0-6) came out with his usual tachiai, thrusting to
Kotooshu's neck like a nodowa gorilla, even managing to push the Bulgarian back for a moment. However, as soon as Kotooshu got a right-hand belt grip, it was game over as he closed down in spectacular fashion, forcing Kokkai out into the third row at a run in the opposite direction. Easy win, but can Kotooshu bring it against the top two? The answer begins with the letter N.
Ozeki Kaio (6-0) kept up his fine first-week streak against M2 Tamanoshima (1-5), but could have been in trouble had it not been for that trusty old kotenage. The two lads neutralized the belt-grab attempts with the help of their respective girths, but Kaio used that experienced noggin of his to discard this approach and pull on one arm while disengaging from the other side, dragging Tamanoshima round and making him easy prey. For a time it looked as though Kaio has injured someone yet again with that throw as Tamanoshima stayed down for quite a while. However, Tamanoshima said after the bout that he was OK and
didn't need to go to hospital. That means very little, though, as most rikishi would say that even if they had just been decapitated.
Let's wait and see. Personally I think he's fine.
Ozeki Chiyotaikai always kicks the raw, red bottom of M4 Aminishiki (11-0 head-to-head record coming into
today's bout) so I was expecting business as usual...and that's what we got, although Chiyotaikai was not able to use his tsuppari attack to push Aminishiki back. Ami sniffed the
Ozeki's mawashi (ugh) and almost got inside, but the Ozeki was waiting for that and pulled him down. Another easy win for Chiyotaikai, and he will surely get the two more wins he needs to keep his rank. Aminishiki falls to 4-2.
No one clearly had the best of the tachiai in the bout between Sekiwake Kotomitsuki (5-1) and M1 Homasho (1-5) but the youngster was a bit low and not looking where he was going meaning Kotomitsuki could better control the bout – and that he did with a well-placed hand on the back of his
opponent's head. Homasho was all over the place, unable to get any kind of grip. In the end, Koto took advantage of the overextended stance of Homasho and slapped him down by the head. Kotomitsuki will breathe a sigh of relief to get past this guy unscathed.
Komusubi Toyonoshima (0-6) is so screwed that he couldn't even win when gifted morozashi against Komusubi Kotoshogiku (3-3). In reality all he is doing is handing out easy wins to the other top lads and frankly shaming his rank. We all admire you, Toyo-sama – you
don't need to prove anything. Pull out before you damage yourself further!
M4 Tochiohzan (2-4) was bamboozled by M1 Tokitenku (3-3), who used a strong harite to throw his inexperienced opponent off balance, allowing him to take complete control and reach over the back with calm ease to throw his opponent down beneath him. This is where Tokitenku is so dangerous – when his pre-bout tactics come off as planned, his technical excellence makes him very difficult to beat. The technique, by the way, was
Katasukashi. No...me neither.
M3 Kisenosato seemed to go a bit early at the tachiai but no one else seemed to care as he made easy work of M5 Takekaze, despite coming in too high. Kisser smothered his
opponent's charge and then pulled back, letting Takekaze's momentum carry him over and down. Easy win. Kisenosato is 4-2 with Asashoryu out of the way. Takekaze is well worth a dabble at 2-4, not a bad score at all for him at this rank.
M8 Asasekiryu had to keep his wits about him as M5 Kakuryu began well with some good offensive sumo. However, his old tricks came into play as Asasekiryu resisted well – Kakuryu retreated, trying to pull his opponent off balance. Asa bided his time and was finally able to get morozashi following a botched nodowa attempt by
Martin's new boyfriend – and from there it was a simple matter of driving him out. 6-0 for Asasekiryu. Kakuryu (2-4) is having a bit of trouble at these heights, but should rack up four or five at least by senshuraku.
M9 Miyabiyama (3-3) is looking like shit this basho, meaning he probably hasn't fully recovered from his injury. M6 Tokitsuumi (0-6) did everything right here, getting a decent migi-shitate grip and limiting his massive opponent to a weak belt grip of his own. Miyabiyama, however, kept things moving, successfully neutralizing
Tokitsuumi's attempts to consolidate things, and finally went for the push before reversing momentum and throwing his opponent down by tsukiotoshi. It
wasn't very pretty, but a win is a win.
This basho M10 Dejima has been fighting like Thomas the Tank Engine's sinister, cross-dressing half brother. Today he met the ever-dangerous M7 Wakanosato, an ex-Sekiwake and former Ozeki candidate who is having a scrappy basho. Sadly, Waka has never been the same since that serious injury a while back. Surely Dejima is going to eat a henka any day now as most opponents
won't be able to handle the magnificent de-ashi he has been employing. Not today, though, as Waka rarely resorts to cheating. The big guy took the tachiai like a man and stopped Dejima dead in his tracks with a left shitate belt grip. Cue a short stalemate and things were beginning to look bleak for Dejima, not a belt fighter by any stretch of the imagination. However, as Waka went for the throw, Dejima kept his stance perfect to counter and plop his opponent down. Dejima goes to a fine 6-0 record. Waka is suffering at 2-4.
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