Day 13 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
I thanked the gods in heaven when Homasho fought off a near-fatal sukuinage attempt from Kyokutenho because had that throw worked, the yusho would have been decided on day 13. While the Kyushu basho hasn't been awful, you never want to see a tournament officially decided before the weekend is even here. I apologize if I've spoiled the outcome of today's bouts already, but the instant Kaio lost on day 9, any drama this basho had was sucked right out of the half-full Kokusai center.  Interesting news reports have all but dried up, and god forbid we find any interesting photos of the action, not to mention and interesting report from yours truly.

As always, let's start at the top where a gimpy Tochiazuma was next in line to try and prevent an Asashoryu zensho-yusho. The Yokozuna charged low with his arms on the inside--similar to a Kaio tachi-ai, a move that I'm not sure where he was going with. Tochiazuma wisely locked the Yokozuna's arms in close keeping them away from the belt, but in doing so, the Ozeki had nothing to grasp prior to making a charge. The rikishi stood like this for about three seconds, and that left inashi/ottsuke move that Tochiazuma frequently uses was wide open, but for some reason, the Ozeki just stood there, and as Asashoryu weaseled his way in closer to his opponent, he grabbed an outer grip that he used to unceremoniously force the Ozeki back and out with. A pretty uneventful bout, and while Tochiazuma didn't make that push to the side move, I thought the Yokozuna was vulnerable the same as he was against Futenoh and Roho. I guess Tochiazuma's misfire was just a microcosm of this whole basho...not a single rikishi even trying to challenge the Yokozuna even though Asashoryu has not been perfect. At 13-0, it's just a matter of whether or not the Yokozuna can score his first 15-0 victory since Haru 2004. Tochiazuma falls to 9-4.

Moving to our Ozeki battle for the day, once again, there was little drama as Chiyotaikai left the tsuppari at home and just walked right into a left outer grip from Kotooshu. The Bulgarian immediately took the advantage and went for one his patented uwate-nage throws. Chiyotaikai tried to make things interesting by sticking his right leg on the inside of Kotooshu's left hoping for an uchi-gake trip, but Kotooshu had none of that funny business and easily disposed of the veteran Ozeki. Both rikishi stand at 9-4 heading into the weekend.

The biggest surprise this basho has to be Ozeki Kaio. The Kyushu favorite has been a lame duck for over a year now, so to see him jump out to that 8-0 that included a few belt throws and his patented yori-kiri moves was refreshing. Kaio didn't disappoint again today...or should I say Kotomitsuki didn't disappoint by doing his best to throw away that 7-0 start of his? Kotomitsuki tried that little sly side step to his right in order to grab the quick uwate, but Kaio responded well turning his hips away from the Sekiwake and getting his left arm deep on the inside of his opponent. When Kaio gets the right outer grip, it's curtains, but given him that left inner, and it's all you can do to even budge the beast. Kotomitsuki sure as hell couldn't, so some good patience and a few wrenches this way and that gave Kaio the right outer in the end, which he used to dust the Sekiwake off with a force out win. This was vintage Kaio sumo, but before I declare the Ozeki back, I just have to go back to his bout against Asashoryu. That was a perfect example of how far the Ozeki's power has fallen over the last two years. Still, Kaio leads the Ozeki-gun at 10-3 while Kotomitsuki falls to 8-5.

Hate to say it, but not only is Sekiwake Miyabiyama's Ozeki run long gone, but the dude may not even kachi-koshi, which is a shame considering how many people have refused the Sheriff a fair fight. Today against M3 Tokitenku, Miyabiyama looked lost not quite sure how he wanted to attack, so while he did raise his arms towards Tokitenku's throat, the Mongolian easily withstood that attempt and reached a lanky left arm low grabbing the front of the Sekiwake's belt. With no lower body in his attack, Miyabiyama was nothing more than the fattest guy in the division, so Tokitenku niftily slipped to his left and pulled Miyabiyama forward and down for the easy shitate-dashi-nage win. Look at Tokitenku moving to 7-3 while Miyabiyama falls to a dangerous 6-7.

Except for this basho, I think Miyabiyama has been the third best rikishi this year behind Asashoryu of course and then Hakuho.  There's a reason that people are constantly getting henka'd at the tachi-ai.  It's because your opponents don't want to deal with your game and take the easy way out.  Tosanoumi was always a prime target for the henka because nobody wanted to deal with his smashmouth tachi-ai.  Miyabiyama is on the wrong end of these cheap charges because far too many rikishi don't want to deal with his sumo.  It's a sign of respect and one that I hope Miyabiyama realizes.  But let's move on.

Entering the day, you could say that Komusubi Kisenosato's basho has been a lot like Miyabiyama's...so much potential that just couldn't get anything going. M2 Kotoshogiku was a big reason for that today, as he took advantage of an upright Kisenosato charge securing his left arm deep on the inside of the Komusubi keeping him upright. The showed nice patience with the grip and waited for Kisenosato to panic, which he did by going for the meager-est of pull down attempts, but once he did, Kotoshogiku hit the accelerator, grabbed the right outer grip, and escorted Kisenosato back and off the dohyo. The wins lifts the Geeku to 8-5 and puts him ever closer to his first ever sanyaku berth. It was great to watch him skip back down the hanamichi with that grin on his face, but this bout was huge. Kisenosato is the better rikishi of the two, but the Kid could and should learn patience from the Geeku. Kisenosato falls to 6-7.

Gone from the Komusubi ranks for sure next basho is Kokkai, who led with a great tachi-ai today against fellow Komusubi Roho but didn't follow it up. The Georgian stuck a right paw deep into the Russian's neck at the initial charge, but Kokkai just stood there after that failing to follow up the right choke hold with some sort of move from the left hand. Roho gagged for a second or two, but eventually swiped Kokkai's right arm away and found himself chest to chest maintaining the lower position. Now that the bout had become a yotsu struggle, Roho took complete command standing Kokkai upright and forcing him out for the rather uneventful win. Roho moves to 7-6, but he'll get zero praise from me this basho. Too much crap sumo. Kokkai falls to 2-11 with another ugly bout.

Gimpy Aminishiki's fate was sealed today at the hands of M2 Futenoh. The Komusubi actually delivered a great tsuppari tachi-ai, but he couldn't back it up with the lower body. Futenoh, who had been driven back a step, charged forward again this time into a weak pull attempt from Aminishiki that did nothing but send his momentum backwards and give Futenoh the perfect inside position. Even I could have finished it off from that point as Futenoh scores the easy force-out win. Both rikishi falls to 5-8, and while Aminishiki's right knee justifies that performance, Futenoh has largely underachieved this basho.

Moving quickly to the Maegashira ranks, it was too little too late again from M1 Ama. M4 Takekaze actually beat the Mongolian at the tachi-ai standing Ama upright, but Takekaze's feet seemed to be mired in that same mud that Roho got stuck in against Asashoryu because Takekaze just stood there while Ama danced to his side and grabbed a left outer grip. Takekaze shook the grip off, but it was now a battle up close that favors Ama every time. Easy forceout win for the M1 who moves to 4-9. Takekaze suffers make-koshi at 5-8.

After Iwakiyama's 0-11 start, I was thinking that the Sumo Association should be nice to him and pair him with Kitazakura, a sure win for Iwonkey Kong. And while they didn't give him Kitazakura, he did get the next best thing...M8 Toyozakura. Toyozakura actually gave a good effort with his usual tsuppari attack accompanied by his feet flailing all over the place, but Iwakiyama's girth was just too much for Zak to move across the straw. Iwakiyama actually looked horrible this bout, and almost allowed himself to get beat, but after Toyozakura had him pushed back to the tawara, he said enough is enough and began a tsuppari attack of his own that Toyozakura (3-10)answer with a pull down setting up Iwakiyama's first win this basho. What an ugly bout, but who's surprised looking at 4 wins between both of these rikishi.

Next up is one of the surprises this basho...M3 Dejima, who battled M9 Asasekiryu, a rikishi who enjoyed his own good start in Kyushu. Dejima came with his usual low charge that Asasekiryu answered with a ridiculous pull down attempt. Asasekiryu's position was so compromised him that Dejima just bulldozed him off of the dohyo. In fact, Seki was pushed so far off, I think Dejima actually touched the dirt first before Asasekiryu fell from his orbit and touched down, but this was an ass kicking through and through. Dejima moves to 9-4 and makes a firm statement for promotion to Komusubi come January. Sexy falls to 8-5.

Scrapper Kakizoe was actually out-scrapped today by M10 Toyonoshima in one of the more entertaining bouts of the day. Kakizoe came with a nifty choke hold from the tachi-ai that had Toyonoshima driven back to the straw but the M10 swiped Zoe's arm away and the grapplin' began with both lightweights settling for a long stalemate in the center of the ring. Each rikishi took several turns trying to mount a charge, you could so that both were out of breath. Finally, Toyonoshima managed to get Kakizoe turned around where he pushed him out from behind...by the behind (cool) for the okuri-dashi win. Toyonoshima clinches kachi-koshi for his efforts while Kakizoe falls to 6-7.

Iwakiyama has looked bad this basho, but M11 Kitazakura has looked the worst of anyone. I don't know how he even has three wins. Today was another joke against M5 Tochinonada who was able to stand Kitazakura (3-10) upright and move him back with some weak tsuppari that set up an easy pulldown. Kitazakura's limb were all over the map today, but the problem is it doesn't amount to any sort of effective charge against his opponents. Nada moves to 6-7.

In one of the better stories of the basho, M11 Homasho didn't necessarily keep his yusho hopes alive today, but he did prevent Asashoryu from clinching on day 13. After his usual low charge against M6 Kyokutenho, the Mongolian was denied any sort of grip, so he backed up a step and countered with a sukuinage throw that forced Homasho completely off balance. The jun-yusho candidate somehow survived the throw and quickly recovered to mount another charge against Kyokutenho whose position was completely compromised after that scoop throw attempt. With Tenho standing upright and in no position to stave off further attack, Homasho just lowered his head and drove the M6 back across the straw. Homasho moves to an incredible 11-2 with the win and keeps the pressure on Asashoryu. Yeah, right. Kyokutenho could care less as he falls to 8-5.

Suffering a surprise three-bout losing steak coming into the day was M6 Baruto, who was pitted against the grizzliest veteran of them all, 9-3 Tamakasuga. Tamakasuga did what he had to do and charged straight on with the tsuppari hoping that Baruto would go for the pull down. I think Baruto has been burned by that too many times this basho, so he went Homasho on us and just buried his head right into Tamakasuga's chest showing good patience before just bulldozing Tamakasuga back and out. Good sumo from both parties who stand at 9-4 apiece.

To end this misery in quick fashion, let's make it a lightening round as we touch on the remaining Makuuchi bouts.

Halting M15 Katayama's charge was the beefy M7 Kasugao who finagled a right inner grip from the tachi-ai that he used to just pull his opponent down with in the center of the ring. At 7-6 Kasugao could threaten the upper Maegashira ranks with a coupla wins down the stretch. Katayama falls to 6-7.

Excellent sumo today from M13 Asofuji who completely halted m8 Kakuryu's charge, grabbed the right outer grip, and executed a perfect belt throw to keep his kachi-koshi hopes alive. Both newcomers stand at 6-7.

Watch out for M9 Takamisakari (9-4) , who absorbed an M13 Tochinohana (M13) tachi-ai, allowed himself to be pushed back, and then--what else--turned the tables at the tawara forcing his opponent over the straw with a scoop throw.

Action it wasn't as M15 Otsukasa (7-6) stood M12 Ushiomaru upright at the tachi-ai before perfectly timing an Ushi charge by stepping to the side, grabbing the back of Ushiomaru's mawashi, and bowling him right off the dohyo. Ushiomaru seals his make-koshi fate.

Leaving the Makuuchi division perhaps for good is M12 Tosanoumi (4-9) who was manhandled by J1 Shimotori in a nice migi-yotsu contest that saw Tosanoumi drive his opponent back to the straw, but displayed just how much he has lost his power.

Rallying a bit from his 0-8 start, M14 Hakurozan made it five in a row against J2 Takanowaka with a huge surprise. By that I mean a tachi-ai that was straight up. Hakurozan caught his charging opponent with a moro-te tachi-ai before stepping to the side, grabbing an uwate, and dumping his hapless opponent to the clay.

Usually, day 13 is the most exciting of the basho as it separates the contenders from the pretenders, but this basho has lacked any momentum in week two. How bad do we miss Hakuho at this point? All that's left now is an unconfident Kotooshu and a gimpy Chiyotaikai to try and halt a perfect tournament for Asashoryu. The Yokozuna should waltz this weekend to his zensho yusho leaving only the sansho left to speculate upon. I'd say Homasho gets the Kantosho and Ginosho with no one else deserving a sniff.

Salvage is something Martin will attempt for you tomorrow.

Day 12 Comments (Bernie McManus reporting)
If Kaio doesn't retire this basho, against all former chatter, and Asa wins on day 13 or something then there sure won't be a lot to remember from the distant sumo soils of Kyushuu '06. The basho that, um, the one where...ahh...um, number nineteen? Nineteen, my lot, and the twenties ahead in what hopefully will be a better year to which us stalwart fans can look forward.

Starting low today with a youngster-oldie bout are Yoshikaze and Tosanoumi who caused quite a ruckus out there after Yoshikaze shifted left from the tachi-ai and then tried repeatedly to get an inside belt position while the ol' Tosa struggled to hold his ground. After using an armlock to gain a bit of an advantage, Tosa was caught backpedaling and was ushered out by Oshidashi. Yoshi at J1 and 6-6 is gunning for a promotion back into the big leagues while M12 Tosanoumi is left hurting with a 4-8 make-koshi

Asasekiryu ensured his kashi-koshi by finally setting up a thunderous Hatakikomi pull-down against Takami's butterball stablemate Ushiomaru that sets my desk shaking every time I watch it. I mean, he rolled it off pretty good, but still, boom. Ushi is now a win away from his MK at 5-7 and hasn't done too bad, even pulling a win from the Kak a couple days ago. ( Go Kak! )

M14 and sinkin' Hakurozan twinkled those little toes, in my honour I'm sure, and managed another win with his Dreaded Russian Pulldown! Bwahahaha! Well, alright, he did adjust quickly to a nice Toyozakra side shift, well after the tachi-ai, and then the Hairy Cherry practically fell down on himself. Both are MK already with Hakurozan picking up win number four to Zak's three.

So how did the Kak, you ask? Well here he faced Tamakasuga who has been running pretty hot lately with only three losses mid-basho. The tachi-ai was pretty square but it was Tama who won the initiative by grabbing his arms and pushing the young Mongolian sideways off his feet. From there it was a simple matter to drop his head and drive for an Oshidashi and his ninth win. Kaku has hit on some rough waters at 6-6 and, well, it gets my nipples pretty tunnel-boring hard thinking of Clancy and Martin's little wager. Boy, the Kak may drop to Juryo, but when I see that picture the Inner Sea will have never look so beautiful. 

Kyokutenho earned his KK from the M6 rank against the similarly positioned Toyonoshima tonight by using some great footwork to stay away from Toyo's charge and using his long arms grabbed an uwate grip and forced him to the clay. Toyo tries for his eight win tomorrow against Kakizoe while Tenho faces a –censored- Homasho. Sorry, we haven't gotten to him yet, don't want to give it away. 

Kitazakura, already at eight losses, just couldn't find an answer to the superior sumo of the Gremlin Takekaze who thrust him down by Tsukiotoshi for a 5-7 standing. I'd say that Kitazakura was in bigger trouble of demotion but there could be a few extra slots opening up in the Makuuchi ( Shuuzan, * cough * Kaio * cough * ) and he might just save himself from the M11 slot.

Tochinonada had to shake off a henka by Kakizoe before evening the odds and finishing a Hatakikomi quite delicately at the tawara for his fifth win. Kakizoe stands even at 6-6.

It seems I wasn't able to watch the Takamisakari (KK) bout, which he lost to Dejima ( KK ), but it was the the only bout since Hakurozan to be won by the West and the last all evening. Someone must have rigged a purification ceremony last night or somethin'.

Little Orphan Ama is starting to get a bit of love again with a fluky third win against the bathetic (looked it up) Iwakiyama who was lifted surprisingly high by the T.N.T. Tyke, lost his footing, like, completely y'all, then to Ama's amazement suddenly disappeared from in front of him and showed up on the ground. Waki is still sucking a goose egg and faces Toyozakura tomorrow.

Now the 4-7 Aminishiki comes up against Baruto (KK) and really makes the guy look foolish by lifting him by the throat and then stepping out of the way as the Piñata from Estonia charged past and barely stopped at the edge, facing the wrong way. Five wins for, hmm, probably my favorite Japanese rikishi. Aw, ain't that sweet. Alright, buggers, moving on!

Tokitenku sees all this, thinks, "I could do something like that!", and with Kokkai in his sights he sidesteps right, with a bit of contact, cornering the pasty Georgian at the edge and forcing him out by Oshidashi. Kokkai has kissed his Komusubi title well goodbye at 2-10 while the Mongolian Mechanic is at 6-6.

Kotoshogiku used a strong right outside grip to usher out Komusubi Roho by Yorikiri after the smarmy Russian pulled yet another slippery tachi-ai with limited results. Bit of Sadogatake revenge for the Geeku who sits at 7-5 while Roho is a neutrally buoyant 6-6.

Ozeki Tochiazuma welcomed a guest to the Ozeki house as Monster Homasho was tested with the Yusho a-calling. Taz pushed him back at the mirror-like tachi-ai and after lifting Mash's shoulders higher than I've seen this basho executed a strong Sukuinage and tossed him to the clay. Homasho is a day away from giving up the cup to Asa and Tochiazuma sits at a comfortable 9-6.

Ozeki Kotooshu (KK) pulled a decent tachi-ai against Miyabiyama and managed to push him back a step before Miyabi shifted and allowed yet another European fumble late in the basho. Miyabi is gunning to keep his Sekiwake slot at 6-6.

Kotomitsuki managed to negate a few Chiyotaikai charges, quite entertaining sumo really, before fatally deciding to give his tsuppari a shot. Chiyo, taken aback more in amazement than anything, watched this for a second, threw a perfectly timed deflection and sent the ridiculous looking Sekiwake to his knees. Both are Kashi-Kosher.

Finally we come to the match that everyone was waiting for, the Kaio-Yokozuna matchup. Well, woo-hoo, the most notable thing to say about this is that the Yokozuna gave the crowd their money's worth by prolonging the stalemate in the middle while being in no immediate trouble before going all textbook on his ass and offering up a respectful Yorikiri force-out. Last time? This was their 23rd match with Kaio winning nine of the lot.

So I was hoping that we'd see Baruto as Komusubi in the New Year but now it looks like it could be Tokitenku or the Geeku. I hope Homasho pans out after his big promotion and if Kaio does decide to kick the can, I'm sure I'll be seeing him around the sumo world quite a bit in the future. 

Mike's back for more experty type stuff tomorrow. You know that even with a bore of a basho he proves there's at least one of us paying close attention. Although Martin has been keeping him pretty busy with that new webcam I heard he sent him...

Day 11 Comments (Kenji Heilman reporting)
And then there were three. Contenders for the yusho, that is. Yesterday there were still six, today it's down to three, and the young upstart Homasho is still in the thick of it. However when it comes down to it, the emperor's cup already has Asashoryu's name written all over it. I think you can bank on that, but then again I also banked on Iwakiyama contributing to my stable in fantasy sumo this basho (yikes). 

In the early going, Homasho (10-1) defeated a solid Dejima (7-4) via an excuse-me tsukiotoshi slap down. A little luck never hurts, right? Basically, "deru deru Dejima" was doing his thing charging forward. Then Homasho benefited from a slight shift to the right that resulted in Dejima's fall forward. Tomorrow the youngster gets his first Ozeki test as he is matched up against Tochiazuma. Actually, this is another stroke of luck being as how Azuma's health is falling faster than Iwakiyama's imminent descent on the banzuke in January.

In the clash of the giant gaijin, Roho (6-5) played the spoiler role in virtually eliminating Baruto (8-3) yusho contention via an immediate uwatenage from the tachiai. It was a calculated lateral move at the onset of the bout- one that would make Mike proud for sure- to grab the Estonian behemoth's belt in the back. It worked like a charm. 

If you want quality sumo today, turn to none other than the Kotooshu-Kisenosato bout. Now here was a hidari-yotsu "gappuri" (both rikishi locked onto opponent's mawashi on both sides) belt man's dream of a bout. Kisenosato went textbook by attacking at the very moment Oshu went for a "maki-kae" (attempt to go from outside grip to inside grip), but Oshu (8-3) was able to deftly turn a defensive situation into a nicely executed uwatenage to defeat Kise (5-6). 

The old Kyushu warriors clashed for the 39th time today to the delight of the crowd. It was classic Kaio as he negated Chiyotaikai's tsuppari attack by pulling on Chiyo's thrusting left arm. In doing so, he garnered the right outside grip on Chiyo's belt, at which point it was game over of course for our belt-challenged vet from Oita Prefecture. I was just waiting for Kaio to unleash another of his signature uwatenages, but it wasn't to be. The bout ended in an anticlimactic force-out that dropped Chiyo (8-3) out of the yusho picture. Kaio is still in the picture at 9-2. 

Just when you thought Tochiazuma was putting together one of his special runs, this time he gets stepped on by Chiyotaikai yesterday while waiting on deck just prior to his bout. Apparently that incident was the major contributing factor to Azuma being faced with a gimpy left knee once again. It showed badly today as he could not handle the lateral maneuvering by Kotomitsuki (8-3) and proceeded to be ushered out via a hardly resisted okuri-dashi. As of yesterday before his bout, Azuma was the owner of the best sumo content of the basho, owner of an 8-1 mark and a fixture in the yusho hunt. Today, he is 8-3 and will be lucky to win another bout, or even finish out the basho for that matter. 

That leads us to Asashoryu, who disposed of Miyabiyama's tsuppari as if it was child's play. With a well timed slap from the right, Sho threw Miyabi off balance and pushed the fledgling Sekiwake out. Miyabi falls to 5-6 and Sho stays undefeated. That's 11-0. The owner of the most wins of any rikishi for the 5th straight year now, despite being out of commission for an entire basho in July. He is only the 3rd rikishi in Sumo history to accomplish such a feat. The others? Taiho and Kitanoumi. I have a feeling we'll be hearing Taiho, Kitanoumi, and Asashoryu in the same sentence for years to come. It's down to a matter of days before Sho takes Kyushu for the 3rd straight year. Trust me. I'll give you Iwakiyama if it doesn't happen.

Day 10 Comments (Simon Siddall reporting)
Before we start our engines, I'll just throw in my thoughts on the keta-guri move that Asashoryu pulled on Kisenosato. Of course it was a henka, but it was necessary to slip slightly to the side to get into the optimum position to pull off a difficult, yet obviously planned move. Yes, clearly it was a case of the Yokozuna underlining his status to a pup who is getting too big for his Doc Martens (at least in Asa's eyes). As Mike said about the henka yesterday, it's a move motivated by fear. Does anyone honestly believe that Asashoryu is afraid of Kisenosato? If you do, I suggest you go and get your head tested. And if you think that this kind of sumo will tarnish the Yokozuna's glittering career in any way whatsoever, go and get your other head checked while you're there.

Yokozuna Asashoryu (10-0) made something of a meal of dealing out his regular beating to Kotomitsuki (7-3) as the Sekiwake was briefly allowed to get both arms inside, but Asashoryu showed once again why he is the undisputed lion AND lioness of sumo as he used superior speed and awareness, switching grips at lightning speed to force Koto's left arm outside. It was then all over as Asa allowed Koto to come forward and walk into the sukuinage. Frankly, Kotomitsuki showed poor concentration in this bout and should have pounced on his brief window of (excellent) opportunity to at least make more of a match of it, but it wasn't to be. Asashoryu marches on to the zensho. Kotomitsuki has that 8-7 in his sights, and may pick it up tomorrow via fusen-sho if...read on!

As expected, Ozeki Kaio (8-2) has finally cracked despite a heroic performance this basho. Ozeki Kotooshu (7-3) made it two losses in a row for the home fave as he got a powerful right-hand outside grip while not giving Kaio a sniff of his belt. He then showed the power of a younger man to drive Kaio out and down, throwing him at the edge. Kaio was never in this one but he might pick up ten wins if he's lucky, although he looks tired to me. Kotooshu features in a sexy bout tomorrow against his nemesis, Kisenosato. Don't miss that one, unless, of course, you have something better to do.

Before I talk about the next bout, I have a message from a long-time fan to Ozeki Tochiazuma: screw you, pal! If you ever pull a blatant henka like the one you did on Miyabiyama the other day again, I won't be your bitch anymore! I know Tochiazuma has pulled one or two henkas in his time (to put it mildly) but that was a particularly nasty one and I winced in embarrassment while watching it. He is just not the rikishi I admired long, long ago and is as dull as dishwater these days, although he can still put on the odd show when he wants to. Up today was old foe M3 Dejima but Tochi's legendary balance let him down as he fought too low and fell to a Dejima hatakikomi, appearing to pick up yet another injury in the process. He certainly didn't look like Naomi Campbell as he limped down the hanamichi. Dejima (7-3) kept his concentration well after initially looking in trouble, showing good timing and awareness for the pull-down. Safely at 8-2, Tochiazuma will no doubt withdraw tomorrow, even if the injury isn't too serious. This was a mortal blow to the Kyushu basho; the Asashoryu yusho is now 99.9999999% certain as opposed to 99.99%.

Coming into the bout between Ozeki Chiyotaikai and Sekiwake Miyabiyama, I realized that my feelings for these two were far different to usual. I'm no fan of either rikishi but Chiyotaikai (8-2) has been a joy to watch on some days and deserves plenty of ice lollies for trying to do his own sumo. For Miyabiyama (5-5) I feel only pity – he has eaten three henkas this basho, something no man or beast should have to suffer – although clearly as he is not the most agile of rikishi (snigger), opponents are always going to take advantage where they can. In today's bout, it was vintage Miyabiyama as he neutralized Chiyotaikai's tsuppari by coming in close at tachiai and smothering the thrusts nicely. The Ozeki was just not able to get it going and was overpowered by blobber-features and pushed out. There was some concern about a possible injury to Chiyotaikai's leg, but it seemed just a knock to me.

Komusubi Kisenosato and M1 Ama put on a speedy and exciting but sloppy display that could have gone either way as neither man could establish any dominance over the course of the bout. This way and that way it went but it was left finally to the Kisser to switch at the edge and condemn Ama (2-8) to a losing record via yoritaoshi. Kisenosato is 5-5 with most of the tough guys out of the way and will surely go on to get a winning record.

Well, Komusubi Roho (5-5) did it again, and it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. He spent the entire bout with fellow Komusubi Aminishiki (4-6) going for the back of the head or pulling on the arm, and we witnessed what was basically a return to the bad old days of bad old Roho. Aminishiki stayed on the case and kept his balance to push the Russian out. Poetic justice, I believe, for some of the negative sumo displayed in Kyushu by this talented but greatly frustrating rikishi.

M2 Futenoh put up a valiant battle at the edge despite M3 Tokitenku having the double inside grip but it was not to be as Tokitenku reaped the benefits of a nice little maki-kae. There was an amusing camera angle as both rikishi seemed to hang forever, straining at the tawara, and looked to be having a bit of a chat. Both men stand at 4-6.

M2 Kotoshogiku took on the battered-looking M5 Tochinonada, pulling off a solid tachiai and establishing a powerful right-hand grip. Despite Tochinonada's best efforts to shake his opponent off, which he briefly did until Koto re-established the grip, the bout was never really going to go his way. Good sumo from both men and Kotoshogiku goes to 5-5, a creditable record indeed considering he has fought all the top guys already (with the obvious exception of stable mates Kotooshu and Kotomitsuki). Tochinonada is 4-6. I still love this chappie, even though his best days are behind him.

M6 Baruto (8-2) was given a thorough arse-kicking by on-fire M11 Homasho (9-1), who came in low at the tachiai and took advantage of Baruto's failure to grab the left uwate. With Baruto grip-less and in a more upright position, it was then simply a case of running the big man out before he could recover and do what he did to Takekaze on day 3 (swat him down). Homasho will almost certainly pick up a special prize and richly deserved it will be, too. Good sumo from him. And now he finds himself the only man within one loss of the leader. Baruto faces another tough match tomorrow with the surliest man in the world, Roho, also known as Ivor Whopper.

Lower down the order, M10 Toyonoshima and M11 Kitazakura gave us some entertainment early on in the card with an exciting and crowd-pleasing see-saw that culminated in Toyo finally getting morozashi and the win to improve to 7-3. It's been a good basho from him. Kitazakura is suffering from altitude sickness at his current rank and goes make-koshi today. M14 Hakurozan (2-8), who supposedly has a left leg injury (hence the taping), got the pull-down win over Juryo pin-up girl, Shimotori. It's now damage limitation time for 'that other Russian guy' but demotion from the top looks inevitable now. At least he can look forward to winning the Juryo yusho in January. And M7 Tamanoshima's make-koshi misery was compounded with a nasty fall and a possible injury to the left leg in his loss to M13 Asofuji (4-6).

Well, I learned a couple of things today. Firstly, the existence of two magnificent oil tankers called Bum Mi and Titan Uranus (fact!) and secondly...that this basho is over. Everyone might as well just go home. Barring injury, Asashoryu picks up his 19th yusho on Saturday, possibly Friday. What we did not need in terms of 'excitement' was all the following pack (apart from Homasho) to lose. Bugger!

Kenji returns from the Kansas square dance convention tomorrow.

Day 9 Comments (Mike Wesemann reporting)
The rage this basho during week one was the resurgence of Ozeki Kaio, but that quickly took a back seat on Sunday after Asashoryu's act against Kisenosato. There has been some debate on whether or not that was a tachi-ai henka because the Yokozuna employed the keta-guri move, a technique that requires the rikishi to move to the side. Well, there is no debate. That was indeed a tachi-ai henka. But lest anyone start pointing an accusing finger the Yokozuna's way, that was a completely acceptable move. Look, Asashoryu has earned the right to do whatever the hell he wants on that dohyo, and if he wants to use a tachi-ai henka to set up a keta-guri move to send a message to an up-and-comer who beat him last basho, more power to him.

Here's what I hate about the tachi-ai henka....rikishi use it out of fear. They use it when they don't have any confidence in themselves to beat their opponent. They use it when they feel as if they've somehow been slighted and deserve a win. Asashoryu's decision yesterday was based on none of those reasons. In order to get my point across, let's review a couple of famous henka this year.

Earlier in day 8, Tochiazuma executed a heinous tachi-ai henka against Sekiwake Miyabiyama. Why? Out of fear. Let's review these two rikishi's head-to-head results the last little while using this really complex and mathematically-driven chart I've created. And remember, two of these bouts occurred during Tochiazuma's fake Yokozuna run:


As you can see, Tochiazuma was sick of getting humiliated by Miyabiyama, so he took the easy way out. How about Kaio's tachi-henka against Tokitenku in May? Kaio was stuck on seven wins, he had taken a head to the sternum shot a couple of days earlier from Takekaze, and heading into day 10 he knew that he would not win another bout legitimately. So, he side-stepped Tokitenku to secure kachi-koshi. Roho did the same thing on the final day in Nagoya. He entered the day 7-7 after having been forced to sit out for three days, so I'm sure in his mind he was entitled to that kachi-koshi.

Understanding all of this, let's get back to Asashoryu. Coming into day 8, he was not afraid of Kisenosato in the least, he didn't feel as if he was owed anything, and he certainly had confidence to beat the Komusubi. Performing that keta-guri move sent a message to everyone, which was I rule this place, so don't screw with me. Previously when someone would beat Asashoryu, the Yokozuna would visit their stable prior to the next basho and kick their ass around administering a tsuri-otoshi or two to boot. He didn't visit the Naruto-beya prior to this basho (in my opinion, he really likes Kisenosato and respects him), but he still needed to send a message. Remember back in January of 2004 when Asa humiliated Kotomitsuki during the latter's supposed challenge for the yusho? Mitsuki hasn't been the same since. When was the last time he went 13-2 for the jun-yusho? Han't happened since that basho nearly three years ago. There are certain unwritten rules in every sport, and one of those in sumo is that a Yokozuna can put the rikishi in their place any damn way he sees fit...even if it includes a tachi-ai henka.  I know that my stance is probably an unpopular one, especially to relative newcomers who are sick of the Yokozuna's dominance, but the sport is so much better off with him around than not.  Trust me.

Sorry to get off on such a tangent, but I'm too lazy to put that rant in a blog entry. Getting to the day's action, Yokozuna Asashoryu used a quick left frontal belt grip obtained at the tachi-ai to completely neutralize Kokkai's tsuppari attack. The Yokozuna pressed his head deep against his opponent keeping his left side at bay before quickly grabbing Kokkai left leg and lifting it completely off the dohyo. Kokkai wriggled like a juicy night crawler just as I force a sharp, metal fishhook up through his body (I can't imagine what the big deal is), but Asashoryu kindly kept Kokkai on top of the dohyo as he forced him to hop back and out. As Clancy often points out, Asashoryu frequently has his opponents in positions where he could do some serious damage to their bodies if he wanted, but he allows them to live another day. Such was the case today, but I'm not sure Kokkai at 0-9 would have cared at this point...ugh. Asashoryu cruises to 9-0 with the win.

Slipping down to the Ozeki ranks, was Komusubi Kisenosato going for the keta-guri move of his own today against Ozeki Chiyotaikai? That was a retarded tachi-ai from the Kid who completely took himself out of this bout by jumping to the side and going for a pull down. Chiyotaikai was prepared perfectly for the move and managed a right forearm into Kisenosato's gut knocking him to the side and against the tawara. From there, the Ozeki actually went easy on the guy I thought as he tsuppari'd him back and out for an impressive win. Chiyotaikai moves to a cool 8-1, but you all know what's coming, right? Kisenosato falls to 4-5 with the loss, and I think it's safe to say that Kisenosato received the message yesterday from the Yokozuna because he looked uncharacteristically bad today.

I don't think is should be a surprise that Komusubi Aminishiki is struggling this basho. The dude is a tactician for sure, but I think his leg his injured, and his sumo has been too evasive for my liking lately. Today was just another example as Aminishiki used a sickly tachi-ai henka to his left against Kotooshu, but the Ozeki had to have been expecting it because he not only survived it well, but slipped to the side of his opponent and grabbed the left uwate, which he easily used to dump the hapless Aminishiki (3-6) to the dirt. I'm encouraged by Kotooshu's movement today as he moves to 6-3, but this basho it's too little too late, especially considering his week 2 schedule.

Ever get the feeling I like getting on Tochiazuma's case? Why stop now then? Thanks a lot Tochiazuma for ruining any momentum this basho had and ensuring declining ticket sales from here on out. In all seriousness, I have nothing but praise for the Ozeki today as he fought fellow Ozeki Kaio in our first Ozeki dual of the basho. Kaio went for that double forearm stab at the tachi-ai, but Tochiazuma brilliantly locked up both of Kaio's arms keeping them away from his belt while burying his head deep into Kaio's chest. From this point, Tochiazuma quickly took the initiative with his patented left inashi (push to the side of your opponent's shoulder) that knocked Kaio sideways and off balance. In basho past, Kaio would have gone down at this point, but you could just see him force himself to keep his feet. Keep his feet he did, but Tochiazuma was just too good today charging again into Kaio and easily forcing him out from there before the crowd favorite could recover. Kaio's passive tachi-ai proved his fate today, but he was just expertly dismantled by his opponent. Both rikishi stand at a groovy 8-1.

Wax on, wax off...my favorite move taught at the Mr. Miyagi School of Defense. M1 Ama employed the tactic brilliantly today against Sekiwake Miyabiyama's trademark morote attack from the tachi-ai.  Not to be outdone, Miyabiyama quickly reloaded his tsuppari attack, but this time Ama grabbed the Sheriff's right arm and threw him to the side completely knocking him out of any rhythm. Miyabi recovered somewhat and went for more pushes, but Ama timed another pull of Miyabi's right arm this time dragging him forward and spinning him around 360 degrees near the tawara. From here, Ama was right on top of his opponent and offered a few sharp thrusts that had Miyabiyama falling to his fifth loss. Miyabiyama falls to 4-5, but I've been impressed with the way he's handled himself this basho. He's been henka'd three times already...a sign that nobody wants a piece of you straight up. He's kept his head up throughout and is still plugging away. He was flat out bested today by Ama (2-7), and they'll be no more talk of this Ozeki foolishness, but Miyabiyama is healthy for sumo right now, and I'd rate him as one of the top 5 guys on the banzuke.

It is purely uncanny how Sekiwake Kotomitsuki is able to take himself right out of a basho. Today against M3 Dejima, both rikishi offered a weak tachi-ai that saw the action come to a screeching halt in the middle of the ring with Dejima close to a right frontal belt grip and Kotomitsuki holding his opponent's arms at bay. From this position, the left outer grip for Kotomitsuki was there for the taking, but the Sekiwake figured that just standing there for 30 seconds was a better strategy. Finally, Kotomitsuki tried to wrench Dejima upwards and set him up for something, but in the process, Dejima twisted his body just so pulling Mitsuki over and down by the back of the right shoulder sending the Sekiwake to his second loss in as many days. Kotomitsuki's sumo reminds me of Robert DeNiro's fellow asylum mates in the movie Awakenings. Everything will be going along just fine, and then the Sekiwake just stops in his tracks for no apparent reason. He'll remain that way frozen for like 30 seconds where all of he sudden he starts up again. It's beyond me, and at 7-2 so is the yusho for Kotomitsuki. Look at Dejima...quietly improving to 6-3.  It was a helluva win today.

Let's mop up the sanyaku with our remaining Komusubi, Roho, who ain't making any new friends or fans this basho with his sumo tactics. Let me get this straight...with Hokutoriki having officially withdrawn, Iwakiyama takes over as the biggest blob in the division coming in at 0-8. What can possibly be going through Roho's thick skull that makes him plan a tachi-ai henka against such a hapless opponent? If you must know the details, the Russian jumped to his right throwing a weak left hari-te in the process before grabbing the quick outer grip on the back of Iwakiyama's belt and pulling him down by the back of the head. This was like stealing candy from a baby...it was like tripping the old lady crossing the street...it was like a gaijin in Japan who cons one of his high school-aged students to be his girlfriend. Roho has all but forgotten his style of sumo that got him to this rank in the first place, and it's disappointing. To hell with him and his 5-4 record. Iwakiyama falls to 0-9.

Looking to the Maegashira ranks, M4 Takekaze delivered a great tachi-ai, but it was one where he failed to follow up with his tsuppari attack. M2 Kotoshogiku welcomed the yotsu contest from there and patiently worked his way into a left inner grip that was all the advantage he needed to force Takekaze back and out improving to 4-5. Takekaze falls to 2-7.

How about that M5 Tochinonada - M2 Futenoh bout? That was easily one of the better bouts of the tournament. The two exhibited a smashmouth tachi-ai that made even Tosanoumi blush, and it was a charge that I wish we'd see more of. Both rikishi ended up in the hidari-yotsu position, which favors Tochinonada, and credit the M5 for attempting a quick scoop throw that just missed. Futenoh countered with a kote-nage throw of his own that kept Tochinonada on the defensive enough to where the M2 eventually lowered himself and instead of going for a right uwate grip, he concentrated on pushing Tochinonada upright and back. Nada resisted at the tawara, but Futenoh wisely grabbed the outer grip now that it was wide open and used it to finish the gentle giant off. Tochinonada had the better position throughout most this bout, but it was a case of Futenoh refusing to lose. Both rikishi are 4-5.

After an 0-5 start, M3 Tokitenku is starting to rebound. Today against M7 Tamanoshima, the two ended up in the migi yotsu position from the tachi-ai with Tokitenku enjoying the left outer grip. But that's about as exciting as it got as one of the worst stalemates of the basho ensued. I thought I'd go retro today and pop in that Golden Earring 8-track tape of mine and listen to the Twilight Zone song.. When that was over, I glanced back up at the TV just in time to catch a brief counter attempt from Tamanoshima (2-7) before Tokitenku (3-6) finished him off maintaining that stubborn left belt grip. (yawn). M4 Kakizoe (5-4) came with the right idea, which was a tsuppari attack to M6 Baruto's neck, but Baruto showed good patience and timed some perfect shoves...first under Kaizoe's left pit and next with a right to Kakizoe's chin that sent him sprawling off the dohyo in a heap. Baruto secured kachi-koshi today, and I expected him to have a great first week, but I still maintain he'll get worked if he's paired with jo'i rikishi later on in week two.

Veteran M6 Kyokutenho easily withstood M8 Toyozakura's more-bark-than-bite tsuppari charge before slapping down on his opponent and knocking him off balance so much that he was an easy push out target from there as a single left hand blow (ooh, that didn't sound right) knocked Toyozakura clear off the dohyo. If you have the means to go back and watch the bout, note how Toyozakura's feet were flopping all over the place during his so called charge. Gotta ground yourself, son, before you mount a tsuppari attack. What in Asashoryu's name is going on with M14 Hakurozan? Did Rip Van Rozan just wake from the dead? He began with a Kokkai-esque double tsuppari from the tachi-ai that drove M8 Kakuryu back a clear two steps. Kakuryu panicked at this point and then rushed forward hastily without much care to his stability as Hakurozan easily pulled him down with force from there for his first win. This was the kind of sumo I expected from Hakurozan (1-8) from day one. He'll pay the price for his (lack of) effort, though, this basho beginning with a pay cut in the Juryo ranks in January. Terao (Shikoroyama-oyakata), who provided color commentary today, suggested that Kakuryu may have been expecting a henka from Hakurozan; thus the weak start today. I think we all were expecting the henka, but afterwards as Kakuryu returned to the locker room, NHK's man on the street sideline reporter caught up to him and got this quote, "I knew a pull down was coming. I just didn't know when." He'll learn.

Entertainer M9 Takamisakari was blown away at the tachi-ai by M14 Tamakasuga's tsuppari attack, but he put that ugly face of his in harm's way stopping the charge at the tawara before countering himself with a right arm deep on the inside of his opponent, which he used to stand Tamakasuga upright and force out with ease. Takamisakari suffered a bloody nose (or a bleeding nose for my Australi..er..uh..English friend) for his efforts, but he'll take that every bout. Both rikishi are 6-3.

Taking a page out of Ama's attack yesterday, M9 Asasekiryu executed a choke hold of his own against M13 Tochinohana followed by some quick pull attempts that didn't work. The two rikishi settled into hidari yotsu from there, but Asa-sexy is just not long enough to grab an uwate from this position against the much taller Tochinohana. He went for a maki-kae from there but was cut off leaving him no position. Tochinohana next went for a maki-kae of his own that worked setting up moro-zashi, which he used to stand Seki straight up with. He quickly drove him to the tawara, but Seki wouldn't go down easy applying a neck throw at the edge. Tochinohana countered with a throw from his left inner grip and the two rikishi went down together. The difference? Asasekiryu landed clean on his head first to suffer the tough loss. If you go back and read the rikishi quotes, you can see Asasekiryu saying things like, "I'm just content grabbing the belt and then picking my spots" or "I'm just being patient." Yeah, not this bout. He completely threw what was working for him earlier out the door, and he paid the price in this bout by rushing things. Both rikishi are 6-3.

Ostsukasa used one of those moves today against M10 Toyonoshima that I have yet to figure out how it works. It's that move where you fire the quick tsuppari into the opponent's chest and then just swipe downwards...by the chest. And it works! It reminds me of the eye gouge in professional wrestling...you know, a phantom move. Whatever the case, the M15 moves to 5-4 while Toyonoshima falls (wink, wink) to 6-3.

Down low in the division, we are seeing a nifty performance this basho from M11 Homasho. Today, M12 Ushiomaru quickly drove him back to the tawara with a swift pushing attack, but if Ushiomaru was really serious about his charge, he would've finished off his bidness. Instead, Homasho halted the momentum at the tawara and countered with his own shoves forcing the action right back to the center of the ring. At this point, Ushiomaru offered some feeble pull down attempts, and then for some reason just ducked his head providing the perfect pull down target for Terao's prodigy. Homasho skips to 8-1 and is almost certainly on his way to a Fighting Spirit prize. The Ushi drops to 4-5.

Onto the bitter end, M13 Asofuji (3-6) used a stubborn left frontal belt grip to twist M11 Kitazakura (2-7) this way and that before pulling him down, and M15 Katayama (5-4) used what else but a nifty dodge of M12 Tosanoumi's charge to pull the veteran down to the dirt. Does Tosanoumi (4-5) ever lose by anything besides a pull down? Hopefully Simon has the answers tomorrow.

Day 8 Comments (Clancy Kelly reporting)
Some of you, if not all, are doubtless thinking the same thing as I: How could such a bright light, this young and fiery comet of skill and determination be henka'd, on Day 8, in front of everyone? Well, it did happen. I, Fancy Clancy, was henka'd. By the whole damnable lot of them, the so-called jo'i, the top rankers, the big guns. Salivating like Bernie before a date with his cousin Peg, I was foolish enough to presume that this second Sunday would be a "romper stomper," as Simon put it, from the M2 on up, what with the matchups that were on tap. Could'na been more wrong. Perhaps I should have kept in mind that old adage, Never presume, because when you do, you may make a PRES out of U and ME. Well I certainly feel like a big, stupid, hairy pres. And don't think for a moment that the novelty of seeing a thin, sexy Japanese woman seated between two horndog Japanese guys and NOT being molested with vibrating eggs and gynecological instruments made any difference!

So to get my revenge, I will begin my report by highlighting the bottom dwellers, the peons, the downtrodden, the. . okay, I'll shut up. E14 Tamakasuga (who went 11-4 from W12 in Nagoya, only to be pummeled back to reality in September garnering exactly one win), took his sixth of this basho by outlasting long in the tooth E15 Otsukasa (4-4) with a well timed thrust down after a, yes, protracted tussle. 

Ultra flexible W15 Katayama, a rubber man who had better make damned sure to shave well between his legs before each and every basho, dusted off his sumo textbook and beat 2-6 E13 Asofuji with it, looking like a, yes, diminutive Takanohana in walking the Big Sib back and out and one step closer to the minors. Mountain Dude is batting .500. E11 Homasho is making a mockery of his opponents this time out, showing the kind of stable, don't tread on me sumo George Washington displayed at Valley Forge. Today he let Hakurozan spend what little strength he had playing pat-a-cake on his chest, and when he was finished, he shoved the big Russian out and made it official, Little Sib will be going Juryo way come New Year. At 7-1, I'd bet Homasho would give his left nut to have that wasted bout vs. Toyonoshima on Day 1 back. 

W11 Kitazakura threw everything but the kitchen sink at Tochinohana, pulling off a, yes, deft escape at the edge by twisting his torso and jacking his right leg up into the W13's groin, sending him howling back to the center where Tochi started slapping the crap out of Japan's ambassador to UNICEF, who gave back a few open palms hisbadself before plunging in trying for a right hand belt grip that Tochi was ready for, grabbing Father Flanagan's right outside belt and using a sweet overhand throw to go 5-3 and placing Kitazakura ever closer to that Juryo demotion both he and his younger bro Toyozakura look like they'll be on the receiving end of in January. 

Circus, at E9, used an arm raising maneuver on W12 Tosanoumi to keep himself alive at the edge, then managed to regain the center of the ring and give the former Sekiwake a huge shove that sent him out toot sweet. P.T.'s boy goes to 5-3, Tosanoumi to 4-4.

W9 Asasekiryu lost his second in a row, or did he? He battled former Mongolian E6 Kyokutenho, still squeezing out a few over the retirement of his pal Foxy Loxy, to a standstill in the center, both men with mirrored one-handed belt grips, their free hands engaged in their own tiny fisticuffs, you shoulda seen it, so cute. Finally, Asasexy got a two-handed grip on Crybaby and drove him to the edge, but a technically sweet last ditch throw by Kyokutenho was rewarded with a win, even though he touched down before his foe. Don't write to ask me what the MIB were doing, I have no ide'er. It shore wasn't watching the same faht as yows truly.

Knowing all he need do is patiently wait, W6 Baruto waited patiently (eat your heart out, James Joyce) until he got a fingers-under-every-layer-of-mawashi outside right belt grip on W10 Toyonoshima, who seemed intent on pitching camp beneath Baruto's solar plexus, and then pulled him into a standing bear hug and literally torqued him into the clay. Thought Toyo was going to be limping away from this one, but he seemed okay. I'm hopeful that Biomass stays at the one loss until Day 12, then we will likely see him trying to take a bite out of some prime cuts. Au jus!

(And let's give it up to George for his dead on appraisal of the yokels in Fukuoka, tossing pillows for no other reason than it "feels good". What, is this the focking Sixties or somethin'? After looking at all those empty seats, and the other seats filled with nothing but hayseeds, I say it's time to start having two basho per year in Osaka, where the crowds are always big and fun. Who gives a rat's ass about Fuk U O Ka anyway?)

Dynamic W4 Kakizoe broke out of his three match skid by chasing W8 Kakuryu around the ring and out to his third loss. Uncharacteristic sumo by the newbie, who has been impressive in his debut, beating three former Sekiwake and two former Komusubi. Not at all certain about what Martin was on about on Day 6, Kakuryu is at W8 because he is a tough little Mongolian, you know, the people who gave us Yokozuna Asashoryu, Ozeki Hakuho, Sekiwake Kyokutenho, as well as Komusubis Kyokushuzan, Ama and Asasekiryu. If he is down in Juryo by Osaka as the Romulan, I mean, Romanian predicts, I'll post a photo of me standing "buck nekkid", ice cold March water up to my nipples, in the murky depths of the Seto Inland Sea.

(I must say that was a fantastic joke Martin pulled on Day 6, pretending he could not write English perfectly [I wish Mike would stop making that same "joke" in his every report, all report long]. But don't think that he is completely Westernized, either. Why just last Sunday I had to help him use his swipe card to get back into his hotel room. Said he'd never seen one before. Said they keep doors shut in Romania using string, duct tape, or bungee.)

Rejuvenated E2 Kotoshogiku manhandled Ozeki slayer W2 Futenoh, getting in, under and all over his foe, a la Dejima 1999, to pick up his third win in lightning quick pushout fashion after clamping down on Futenoh's left arm and lifting up under his right. He's doing it just the way he should at this point in his young career, beating all the guys his rank or lower and honing his skills while losing to higher ranked opponents. I'm all about the Geeku. As for Futenoh, said it before and I'll say it again: You've got all the right body skills, but sumo doesn't need another head case (see Kotooshu, Kotomitsuki). Decide what you want to be and be it (see Hakuho, Kisenosato).

And thus is begins. Mark this date on your calendar, and when Hit and Mitsuki finishes at 8-7, maybe 9-6, recall how E1 Ama choked the Sekiwake at tachi-ai for a full two seconds, and then let him fall forward and applied a, yes, exquisitely timed armbar thingy to complete the run out. First win, first loss, but won't be the last of either for both. Huh?

Exactly when my disappointment began I'm not sure, but it was probably in this match, two guys 16-16 head-to-head coming in, and Ozeki Tochiazuma stepping out of the way and letting poor, lost Miyabiyama fall flat on his flub, with not even the Deputy around to comfort him (have you noticed how that bump has shrunk to nuttin'?) Tochiazuma has made the henka one of his signature moves, wouldn't you say? He pulls at least two of them every basho. 

I'm finally seeing this Mike's way about Kotooshu in particular and the Europeans in general. He doesn't seem to have the mental to compliment that awesome physique, nor the fundamentals to advance to Yokozuna (or keep his Ozeki rank much longer than another year, I fear). Today he let Roho-ho-ho- Your Boat freak him out with shikiri-sen games, then bit on one of those pathetic sidestep tachi-ai the Russian is becoming known for, where he hits with just a smidgen of his shoulder. Kotooshu, unlike Hakuho or Asashoryu or Tochiazuma, has little recovery ability, and so looks the dope being shoved out onto his keister to his third, and yusho hope destroying, loss.

Actually, I just had a Fosters with Simon down in the hotel bar, and he agrees with me that the Europeans have such poor tachi-ai, to a man. They have reached the ranks they occupy now from sheer size and strength, but once people figure out you are afraid to get hit at tachi-ai, you're going to be open to all sorts of exploitation, and that's happening right now. Shit, look at Asasekiryu whoopin' on Baruto on Day 4, Tokitenku dusting off Kotooshu on Day 6, and Kokkai. . .Kokkai. . .Kokkai

Does he think for a moment that merely bumping his left shoulder into the Wolf's Pup is going to get him anywhere? Girl Scout sumo from a guy that big? Hardy freakin' har. Of course the Ozeki slapped the Komusubi out in a hurry to his eighth loss, while getting his seventh win. I like Chiyotaikai about as much as I like nostril pimples, but gots to give the man his props. He's not taking any shite this basho, Futenoh notwithstanding, and he's winning moving forward. Go Puptard!

Maybe the first big story of the basho was Hakuho's toe. It then became Nine Finger Kyokushuzan. But it now rests squarely on the massive shoulders of one man and one man only: Ozeki Kaio. I don't know what the person who gave him massages in Nara did exactly, but if it's a guy, he deserves a few cases of fine sake, and of it's a girl, some good ol' Kaio pipe to tell her grandkids about one day.

Today he shook off a hard charge that took him back to the edge by raising up the right arm of W3 The Degyptian (who will be henka'd by a desperate Kotomitsuki tomorrow, mark my words), then resetting in the center and backing up the former Ozeki until, as the crowd aurally pulsed with anticipation, he threw him down and claimed his Day 8 undefeated record. Who'd a thunk it? Yes, I too have heard the ugly accusations of bought bouts, and Dejima's arm went up today suspiciously easily, IMNSHO, but absent any hard evidence, I'm ready to believe, however na�Ee it may be, that Kaio is still a good-sized chunk of the man he once was when his back is not killing him. I'd eat a jar of warm, expired natto if I could be covering a Day 15 matchup of undefeated Asa vs Kaio, but I can't see him getting by the triumvirate of Tochiazuma, Kotomitsuki, and Kisenosato. But I couldn't see him extending his career beyond this basho, either, so beware the powers of massage!

I know that some of you are probably wondering what I'm going to say about Asashoryu's tachi-ai today. Will I allow my love of the Yokozuna to color my view of his henka? Well, no and yes. No, it isn't out of love, but Yes, Asa is a very special case. 

First of all, he has 18 yusho, and that kind of record gives you the right to do just about anything you want to on the dohyo. Second of all, he doesn't need to henka to win, we all know this in our bone marrow, so my thinking is that he had some ulterior motive. Perhaps he wanted to teach the youngster a lesson about being ready for anything. Maybe he was hearing boasting from the Messiah about how aggressive he was planning on being at tachi-ai, so Asa is teaching him to keep his trap shut and not give away his strategy. Maybe the Yokozuna just wanted to see if he could kick the legs out from under the 20 year-old. It certainly was no ordinary henka, that leg kicking ketaguri being pretty damned cool to watch on replay.

Nonetheless, Asa's strategy did contribute to the overall shitty feeling I had that I got gypped by the big boys. But hey, they don't owe me squat. 

Mike does owe me something, and he'd better start making good on it tomorrow!

Day 7 Comments (George Guida reporting)
There's an old boxing clich�Ethat says, "Speed kills." That summed up today's musubi ichiban as Asashoryu was too fast, too aggressive, and just too talented for Aminishiki (2-5) to muster any kind of offense. Asa slapped the new Komusubi silly, and by the time Aminishiki had secured a migi-uwate grip he was already out the front door. Asa looks for payback tomorrow against Kisenosato. 

Tochiazuma (7-1) stoically weathered a tsuppari squall from Kokkai, and with the precision of a surgeon and pinpoint timing, required only a few love taps to Kokkai's arms to throw his footing out of whack, turn him to his side, and effortlessly push him out. It didn't look like much but it was display of smart, veteran sumo at its best. Kokkai needs more footwork and attacks from different angles because Tochiazuma doesn't give ground easily. Kokkai falls to a disastrous 0-7 and will probably find himself in the mid-ranks come 2007. Tochiazuma looks like a threat, but it could abruptly end tomorrow as he squares off against his nemesis Miyabiyama.

Just as Hulk Hogan drew upon his legions of Hulkamaniacs for inspiration and to overcome adversity, so does Kaio draw upon his legions of Fukuokans, (well, at least on the weekend) to vanquish all who oppose him. While Kaio doesn't use an atomic leg drop, he does have a nifty finishing maneuver called a right-handed uwate-nage. Roho (3-4), exploded out of the blocks with a NFL style tachi-ai that rocked Kaio backwards a good foot. Kaio quickly recovered, gained that coveted grip and with sheer, brute strength floored Roho with his patented throw. Let's hope Kaio stays hot because the place comes unhinged with each win. A yusho kettei-sen with Asa for all the marbles come Day 15 would the best possible scenario for sumo. 

We now interrupt this report for a special Public Service Announcement. Sumo fans of Fukuoka: Get over yourselves. Save the pillow throwing for a kinboshi or Day 15 yusho kettei-sen. Seriously, what is with this zabuton madness after every Asashoryu match?

Never underestimate the power of the sanzui radical. When Kotooshu, (that's 洲 with water droplets, sukka) delved into the realm of kanji esoterica between basho, changing his shikona to tap into a mystical, source of sumo power known only to the elders of the sumo council and Makiko Uchidate, there were snickers. Lo and behold, Kaloyan is back with his confident, technical sumo that was missing for a good deal of 2006. Today's victim was M4 Kakizoe as Kotooshu, with that ridiculous reach advantage grabbed a lightning-quick uwate and then for all intents and purposes, gave Kakizoe a wedgie from the front of his mawashi that crumpled him in his tracks. NHK announcers were puzzled as to what to call the kimarite. The winning technique was recorded as abise-taoshi, and irony of ironies, that's one of the few sumo techniques that has the sanzui radical in it. Coincidence? Shikona sorcery? Whatever the case, Kotooshu is Hydroman and even at 5-2, expect him to factor heavily in the yusho hunt despite his tough schedule ahead.

I'm not anti-Chiyotaikai by any means, but it was satisfying to see Chiyo fall prey to his own favorite technique as M2 Futenoh (3-4) swatted down the Ozeki with a tsuppari counterattack. Futenoh's low center of gravity makes him one of the more difficult rikishi to push around so he can get away with going to toe-to-toe with the Ozeki's quick hands. While Chiyo got the better of the tsuppari fusillade, Chiyo choked at the bales, weakly attempting to grab a migi-uwate on Futenoh and not having enough in his shoves to push the youngster over and out. Futenoh capitalized on Chiyo's less than sound sumo and blasted Chiyo right back to the center of the dohyo, swatting him off balance with some crisp tsuppari of his own. Futenoh is playing the spoiler this tournament as all three of wins are over Ozeki.

Kotomitsuki allowed M1 Iwakiyama his favored migi-yotsu positioning. Kotomitsuki was unfazed. Koto secured migi-uwate and tossed Iwaki with authority, via a lovely uwate-nage. Koto gets bonus points for that triumphant "oni no gyoso" scowl. Kotomitsuki is 7-0, shares the leader board with Kaio and Asashoryu and is in the yusho hunt. Any takers that Kotomitsuki a week from Sunday Kotomitsuki finishes 8-7?

I'm slowly becoming a Kisenosato fan. How can you not like his confidence, his swagger and approach to the game at such a young age? The Kid quickly worked inside Miyabi, getting into a tight hidari yotsu position and refusing the Sekiwake any chance to fire tsuppari. From there, it was hyper-gaburi mode as Kise went buck wild with those belly thrusts to force the huge load that is Miyabiyama to the bales. Miyabi, with no viable counterattack, surrendered and Kise gets a very BIG yori-kiri win. The Komusubi is 4-3, which is very respectable considering all of his opposition except Tokitenku has come from san'yaku.

As Martin wrote on Day 6 and Mike on Day 4, M6 Baruto's sumo dynamics are funky. The upright tachi-ai. The Vitruvian man stance that automatically triggers "Open arms" from Journey in my brain. That "looking for trouble" tachi-ai was in full form again today, albeit the technique slightly more polished, as Baruto controlled M11 Kitazakura's (2-5) movement by latching on the migi-uwate and ushering out Kitazakura with via yori-kiri. It was still awkward sumo as Baruto pivoted almost 180� to force out the big salt thrower, rather than your bread and butter, straight ahead yori-kiri style. This sumo won't work against the big dogs, but nevertheless Baruto finds himself sitting comfortably at 6-1. I hope Baruto doesn't turn into a Kokkai, a rikishi who can coast to a high level of sumo just on physical gifts alone. There are lots of kinks that need to be ironed out on "The Project."

Hey, check out Takanohana! The legend is slick! Perhaps he borrowed some Bryl cream from Kokonoe (Chiyonofuji) but what matters is that the unfortunate perm he was sporting is a thing of the past.

Clancy muckrakes on Day 8. Be there. 

Day 6 Comments (Martin Matra reporting)
Hello my name is Martin and I am from Romania. I will present to you day 6 sumo report, but please to be gentle, this is first sumo report for me. HA! Had you there, didn't I, too late to deny it now! Just as I was working up the concentration to start my report, I heard a peculiar rustling noise in the bushes near my house, so I looked out the window to see what was going on. To my surprise, I saw Crazy Bob (a close friend of Karl Friedrich Gauss) fleeing in terror from a pack of escaped Turkish convicts. So I shouted to him to ship the gear and web cam back to me before things would get ugly. Anyway, the real reason we're all here is another one, so let me start by saying that today boasted some sound sumo, and (almost all) the people that should have won actually did. Without further ado, enter the players.

Yokozuna Asashoryu reaped the benefits of a reckless tachi-ai from M2 Kotoshogiku, who allowed an early deep right uwate while being denied one of his own. He did show determination, but his efforts against a stone-wall solid Yokozuna were only delaying the inevitable. After being pushed a step back, the Mongolian tyrant stopped Kotoshogiku in his tracks, took a deep breath while reinforcing his grip and then, in the blink of an eye, introduced Kotoshogiku to the dohyo dirt with a by-the-book uwatenage. Kotoshogiku looks suspiciously vulnerable to throws, despite (or is it because of?) having Kotooshu as a stable mate. Today marked the last Sekiwake-or-above opponent for Kotoshogiku, so he should start winning some, and maybe even get 8 wins and that long awaited sanyaku promotion, given the generally bad shape of the remaining opposition. Asashoryu? 6-0, yusho and nothing less as an objective. As usual.

Going down to number two, Chiyotaikai wasted- what's that? Number 17? I meant number 2 on the banzuke, on paper. Now, as I was saying, Ozeki Chiyotaikai wasted little to no time with revenant Komusubi Roho, due to a slightly better reaction at the tachi-ai, that led to a bull's eye thrust right to the Russian's glass jaw, who, after a second helping of pushing, had just about enough time left for a quick yield at the tawara. Of course, some might argue in favor of a false start, but I'll only agree to that after a high-speed camera replay proving there was a greater than 100 millisecond delay between the two charges. Roho evens up his record at 3-3 with this loss, while Chiyotaikai keeps his zensho hopes alive...NOT!

Now let's see who shoulda won but didn't, to my great disappointment as a fan. During the past year, Tokitenku has been pushed, thrown and generally manhandled, all of that culminating with the whiplash uwatenage he was dealt last basho by the towering Ozeki Kotooshu, so I guess today's victory should have great moral value for the Mongolian. The initial charge saw both wrestlers going for the throat rather than the belt (which is unusual for Kotooshu). After two even thrust for thrust exchanges, Kotooshu seemed to get the upper hand (for about a millisecond, anyway) with a faster third thrust, but Tokitenku just pushed the Bulgarian's arm out of the way, and all of a sudden Kotooshu found himself with his lesser opponent wrapped around him, under his left armpit, and with no perspective of winning (for that matter, I think it's safe to say that from that particular position not even Musashimaru would have been able to turn the tables on Tokitenku, much less the taller, slimmer Bulgarian). So, Tokitenku washes away all the pain and frustration with a much deserved shitatenage, and I'm sorry to say this, but Kotooshu was asking for it all the way. Let's rewind until right after the second thrust exchange. Kotooshu recovered visibly quicker, but instead of reaching for the belt, he opted for the third thrust to his opponent's neck, which just happened to be closer, and that spelled doom for him, because of his superior height combined with Tokitenku's quick reflexes. A small tactical error that sends his hypothetical yusho hopes circling the drain. Maybe he has a generous nature, remember his gift to Dejima last basho? Tokitenku is barely breathing at 1-5, whereas Kotooshu has yet to face the big guys.

The Tochiazuma-Iwakiyama matchup is turning into a clich�E three bouts this year, three tsukiotoshi, all in favor of Tochiazuma, all of them a direct result of the infamous ottsuke that sent the big moon-faced gorilla slipping on the dohyo dirt and falling to his face. The only difference this time around is that Tochiazuma actually managed to get some pushing of his own and move forward for a change. At 6 losses to nothing, Iwakiyama looks shabbier than my great-granddaddy's turn o' the century bowler hat, while Tochiazuma's 5-1 keeps him in the jun-yusho race.

In an uneven match, M1 "Little Boy" Ama met heavy hitter Kaio, who is in danger of demotion for a record tenth time. There have been many rumors of Kaio retiring from sumo in front of his hometown fans, but just before the basho he denied all of them and said he intends to keep going. Of course, everybody (including myself) believed he was just being optimistic and polite to the fans, but now I'm having second thoughts and can only say that Kaio means business. Today's victory against the diminutive but nonetheless vicious Mongolian forged an impressive 6-0 start, the veteran's best in quite a while. Kaio's tachi-ai seemed a bit evasive, with him turning his head to the right, as he probably wanted to avoid another nose-to-forehead impact, like the one in Haru, where he walked away from the dohyo defeated and bleeding; in fact, come to thing of it, the 2006 Haru Basho was a damn bloody affair altogether, and Ama was the bloodiest of them all, but I digress... Back to the action, right after the initial impact Ama pushed Kaio back a little with a series of shoves to the chest, in an attempt to keep the Ozeki's deadly right claw away from the mawashi. Eventually, Ama succeeded in his endeavor by getting a hidari-shitate of his own, but conceded Kaio a half-a-bear-hug grip. From there on, Kaio systematically stifled any efforts Ama had left and walked him out by yorikiri, but not before circling a quarter of the dohyo on the tawara. Ama will be happy to get demoted to his comfort zone, where size is not such a major disadvantage. Kaio will be happy to keep his rank once more, and speaking of his impending (according to some) retirement, I think he really means it when he says he'll keep going, and here's why: an Ozeki has a monthly salary of about 2,3 million yen, which is about $20,000. And, of course, there are the kensho banners from sponsors, and Kaio gets lots of those, given his popularity. And to keep this going all he needs to do is win 8 bouts once in four months. And, as we can see so far, he can still manage. So just WHY give it up??

Right, slipping down the banzuke we arrive at Sekiwake Miyabiyama which the Association had paired with M2 Orange, in the 2006 Purple Mawashi Royal Slapfest. The tachi-ai was straight and brutal, Miyabiyama going right for the jugular with a vicious left hari-te. The whole thing turned nasty when the Fatman unleashed a storm of tsuppari on Futenoh's face and neck, dealing the slaps faster than cards in a Monte Carlo casino. Futenoh did manage to get some of his own shy attempts in, but was denied any kind of belt grip by the very determined Miyabiyama, who in the end managed to throw Futenoh off balance and move in for the offensive hataki-komi kill. Delightful. Futenoh was completely outmuscled today, but will be happy with 2 (or maybe 3) Ozeki scalps hanging from his mawashi out of meat-grinder-week-one, and a near miss in his brawl with the almighty Yokozuna. Miyabiyama looked good today, but his 4-2 record against the lesser foes does not bode well for his would-be Ozeki attempt (10 wins, maybe, but 12 is a little out of reach for this fat guy).

Western neighbor Kotomitsuki is another rikishi with a straight win start, after fattening his record today against top Komusubi Kisenosato. The Kid (as fellow sumo talkers like to call him) moved to the left at the initial charge, and almost dodged the surging Sekiwake, who almost took his head off, Duncan Macleod style. Remember Kisenosato's bout with Miyabiyama when he was almost knocked out when they bonked heads? Anyway, today's impact, while not so hard on Kisenosato, did manage to faze him just enough for Kotomitsuki to evade the pull-down. Then the youngster came to and mounted a charge of his own, greeted by the Sekiwake with a pulldown attempt, unsuccessful. Kotomitsuki put the pedal to the metal and eventually drove out the struggling Komusubi by way of yorikiri. Kisenosato is at an even 3-3 so far, but still has some tough customers ahead. He should be able to get 8 wins though. Kotomitsuki hasn't fought anyone ranked above Komusubi yet, so expect him to take a pounding in the second week.

Rounding up the sanyaku are Aminishiki and Georgian "Hairy Scary" Kokkai. The younger and more competent of the Suginomori brothers hasn't got the strength to go one on one with the sanyaku beasts, so he usually resorts to all kinds of tricks to keep his casualty rate within acceptable limits. Such was the case today, when he pulled an incomplete henka against the charging Georgian. The scenario was similar with the Kotomitsuki bout above, the initial head-bonking was enough to save Kokkai from an immediate pull-down, but Aminishiki is not a rookie anymore, and on the rebound, after a brief brawl, he managed to kill off Kokkai's balance for the defensive hikiotoshi win. Aminishiki improves to 2 wins, but Asashoryu's waiting just around the corner tomorrow. Kokkai gets nothing for his trouble and looks forward to the R&R of the mid-Maegashira rank he has coming to him next basho.

Further down, M3 Dejima showed just why his nickname is The Train, blasting a hapless Kyokutenho out of the dohyo and into the front row seats so fast that he almost took off. M8 Toyozakura made short work of M4 Kakizoe, rebounding from an evasive tachi-ai.

The henka of the day award goes to M4 Takekaze, who flew to his left, leaving Sumotalk's punching bag Hokutoriki reaching into thin air and falling flat on his face. They called the kimarite hikiotoshi for an alleged contact between some fingers at the moment the henka was being perpetrated, and they might as well have called it tsukiotoshi for the perky ass-slap Takekaze applied for balance, but in my fresh sumo expert opinion, they should just call it henka. Because that's what it is.

Over-ranked rookie M8 Kakuryu (c'm'on, M8 for a 9-6 from J1?) got a taste today of the bitter Makuuchi reality. Veteran Tochinonada won the bout before it started, through sheer determination (and no henka on the other side). He was all over the Mongolian right from the tachi-ai and firmly escorted him to his second loss. Personally, I have no idea why people get so enthusiastic sometimes over things so small. Look at Kakuryu's debut. From six matches he gets four wins, two of them against straight losers and the other two by exceptionally evasive sumo. Sure, he's good at it, I'll give him that, but that's not gonna get him anywhere near the top. Expect to see him back in Juryo come Haru. I have spoken! Tochinonada rises to 3-3 and we further descend toward the banzuke netherworld.

And here we find an out of place Baruto, looking worse than he usually does in Mike's reports and still getting away with it on sheer strength, size and the slight technicality that the opposition sucks way more than he does. Today's laughable victim was the altogether laughable Takamisakari. The pathetic tachi-ai (if it can be called that) saw Baruto literally greeting Takamisakari with open arms, practically giving morozashi for free. Just as Takamisakari's fans were experiencing higher pulses and dilated pupils seeing their h(z)ero drive the beast toward the edge, Baruto put his left uwate to work, and yanked Takamisakari around for safety. Takamisakari kept going though, and drove Baruto all the way to the other side of the ring, but by then it was too late, because the beast already had a double uwate, and with it he lifted the victim and turned it around yet again, this time for good, putting him out of his misery with yoritaoshi. Now, imagine what should have happened if that morozashi was conceded to a top flight rikishi. A few possible scenarios: Asashoryu �Enasty nage or tsuridashi (he's big, you say? So what? Miyabiyama is bigger, and still he got lifted), Kotooshu, Kaio, Hakuho �Ethrow or surefire yorikiri, rest of sanyaku �Ehigh probability for yorikiri. Even Chiyotaikai would muster a yorikiri, I'm sure. And for the yusho part...well, let's just say I have just about the same chances of taking it.

Western M9 Asasekiryu felled Korean Kasugao with a nice uwate-hineri move and joins the 6-0 pack. If he keeps it up, he might get to be matched against some Sekiwake or Ozeki, spoiling someone's illusory yusho hopes on his way to that kanto-sho. The Korean is leveled at 3-3.

Former sanyaku rikishi Tamanoshima continued his string of unfortunate bouts with his loss against M10 Toyonoshima. Good tachi-ai, Tamanoshima gets right kime, drives Toyo back, attempts sotogake. Toyo counters with his own sukuinage attempt, but Tama rebounds and drives Toyo further, burning out his kime for a failed kotenage. Toyo is on the run, but manages to stay on the right side of the line and burns Tama with katasukashi (and this time it's a legitimate katasukashi, not the phantom katasukashi they ruled for Kaio's victory over Aminishiki). Tamanoshima better shape up if he wants to keep the Makuuchi paycheck while the other Shima boasts a decent 5-1.

The only thing worth mentioning from the remaining bouts is that Hakurozan is still in search of that elusive first win. With the current state of things, the number of brotherly pairs in Makuuchi may very well drop straight to 0 for the upcoming Hatsu. 

The top three ranks are showing an impressive combined record of 37-5, and under normal circumstances that would all but guarantee a closely contested yusho, but upon further examination things are a lot simpler. Everyone has been fighting in the lower echelons, none had opponents ranked higher than Komusubi, Kaio's winning streak may as well come to an end tomorrow when he meets arch-nemesis Roho. The top guys will probably beat each other, leaving the yusho at Asashoryu's mercy. The dai-Yokozuna has been looking shaky the first few days, but it seems he's gaining some momentum and don't be surprised if he gets a third zensho.

As for me, well, you'd better get used to me, because I'm here to stay. Any feedback from you loyal fans will be appreciated, even hate mail.

Tomorrow, Dreadmaster Gorgothuuid unleashes chaos.

Day 5 Comments (Bernie McManus reporting)
Yesterday Mike called the basho for Asashoryu. Why stop there? Let's call the next three basho for Asa right now as well as, hmm, not the one after those but surely the two to follow. I'll also call the next three years for Asashoryu where so long as he's not hurt, nobody can touch him. Alright, alright, as usual I'm already going overboard, but with all the glaring flaws in his challengers these days he looks, well, like a Yokozuna should.

There aren't many scenarios left to be especially hopeful for, it sure seems. Kotooshu might be on his game and at least within kettei-sen playoff range on a moderately possible upset if Asa gets lulled to sleep in the meantime. Chiyotaikai may play the hurt card but pounds his way to the Jun-Yusho like last year. Kaio might buy all his matches, win the cup and immediately retires to fight crime, possibly to help clear Kyokushuzan's name! How about...well, those three are the first most likely anyway, after that you're dreaming in colour.

So what happened today you ask? Well, the banzuke continued to split into Winners and Losers as the screwy bell curve shows eight winless, five perfect 5-0s, nine chasers at 4-1 and then the last eighteen of the forty-two elite with between one and three wins. Usually it's a mess of 3-2 and 2-3 records at this point but we've got fourteen �Ea third of the Makuuchi �Ein the leadership pack. For Day 12 that would be really exciting but for Day 5, eh, not bad.