Ode To Asashoryu

(sung to the tune Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull.  Click here and stream the tune as you read the lyrics)


We really do mind if you sit this one. . .out
The cry for your head, will soon become. . .shout
We know that you're injured but we don't give a. . .phuq
You're not Takanohana, so you're shit out of. . .luck

So you entered the 2009 Hatsu ba-ha-ha-hasho
And you've gone undefeated unlike Ha-ha-ha-ha-hakuho
And now you just may take your twenty-thir-hir-hirird yusho
Cause you're quick and you're slick

And all the weak arguments we're soon. . .blown away
The racist home press now has nothing. . .to say
As you've dropped your foes every single day. . .to the clay
It's become quite obvious that on top. . .you will stay

Because most top guys suck by compa-ha-ha-ha-harison
You're the John Lennon to their George Ha-ha-ha-ha-harrison
And that Mitsuru fag is just emba-ha-ha-ha-ha-harison
Cause you're quick and you're slick

And the pain Toyo feels
Ain't so far away
Kaio's a bad dream that someone has everyday
And you shake your head, say it's a shame

Spin me slow down the days, and the years to the truth
Make me an oyakata or put me in the booth
I'm a Yokozuna for the ages, let me sing my song